Broken bed

[NobbyClarke]

Oops,

Me and the gf just managed to break her bed :/ ahwell . . . . was worth it :P

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Diet needed tbh ;)

[RS291]

Lol did you finish?

[Tontsy]

pics or your lying.

[W103_A5H]

Cool story bro!

Pics of said gf? ;) (aslong as she aint fat!)

[Tontsy]

Lol did you finish?

what, jumping on the bed.... well they have now.

[Giraffe]

Thanks, don't know how I'd have managed to live life without knowing this vital piece of information.

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Thanks, don't know how I'd have managed to live life without knowing this vital piece of information.

Sorry Dave I forgot to tell you I broke mine about 6months ago :panic:

Lesson learnt though, at 20 im too big to jump around on the bed :oops:

[Jay_]

so you have just fucked your wench, broke the bed then came STRAIGHT onto here to tell us. does your penis feel big now?

[RS291]

what, jumping on the bed.... well they have now.

haha well if the bed was broken and he got a happy ending then who cares its her bed not his lol

[jambo18]

i'll sleep better tonight knowing that buddy, thanks ;)

[NobbyClarke]

i'll sleep better tonight knowing that buddy, thanks ;)

no problem ;)

[mattygoulding]

proud oh you buddy

[MiniGibbo]

That's what you get for fucking such a fat bitch..

[CHIP]

Take it you've just lost your virginity?

[manta]

ASW.

Oooo i pounded my GIRLFRIEND YES GIRLFRIEND!!! SOOOO HARD as im such a STUD!! That I managed to BREAK THE BED THROUGH BEING SUCH A PORN STAR!!

[jambo18]

That's what you get for fucking such a fat bitch..

love it ;)

[daz_zz_er]

Interesting!

[Graeme]

You couldn't of broken it, I did it last week screwing her brains out!

[Prickle]

so you have just fucked your wench, broke the bed then came STRAIGHT onto here to tell us. does your penis feel big now?


Give him credit, hes trying...

[Tontsy]

lastnight i fingered my ass.

but seriously, i had a dream, that my mate had a boob job.
HE was pleased about it. and i was arroused and asked to play with them

[Quick]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/100060-ever_made_love_fat_woman.jpg

Lights off to avoid burning your bum???

[Mochachino]

Take it you've just lost your virginity?

He drives a 1.1 so mus be 17ish. Im thinkin what you;re thinkin.

[CHIP]

He drives a 1.1 so mus be 17ish. Im thinkin what you;re thinkin.

*High Five*

[ed-bradley]

I broke my bed too...

Did a front drop to Back drop on it.

T'was cool.

[Lacey_106]

Take your broken bed and GTFO.

[auds]

Sorry Dave I forgot to tell you I broke mine about 6months ago :panic:

Lesson learnt though, at 20 im too big to jump around on the bed :oops:


Looool seems we all have a thing for breaking beds then lmfao :panic:

[daz_zz_er]

Take your broken bed and GTFO.

Love it :clapping:

[Ciarannn]

Me and maddie once broke the bed....


















she had to climb on it to get out the window....

[RS291]

I think breaking a bed via Powerbomb would be awesome

[Liamm]

I've broke 2 of the gf's beds and the third has starting getting a bit shakey and noisy, what do i win?

[MiniGibbo]

I've broke 2 of the gf's beds and the third has starting getting a bit shakey and noisy, what do i win?

Do you also like the larger than life girls??

[ed-bradley]

Big is beautiful.

[Prickle]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/100060-ever_made_love_fat_woman.jpg

Lights off to avoid burning your bum???


:fcuk:

Srsly WTF is up with these people!?

[Dane1]

:fcuk: Take it you've just lost your virginity?

:homme: haha fuc*ing Great!!
Must of loved it if he broke tha bed!! lol Nah mate am jj ;) hope ye enjoyed it haha while it lasted :fcuk:

[L20VTS]

I aint never broken a bed yet :(

[ed-bradley]

Want me to break it for you? ;)

Pretty handy with a Sledgehammer and doing seatdrops xx

[L20VTS]

Want me to break it for you? ;)

Pretty handy with a Sledgehammer and doing seatdrops xx

Nope :A:

[ed-bradley]

Rejection.. at its finest.
Damn :(

[L20VTS]

Nar just good at reading white text ;)

[Liamm]

Do you also like the larger than life girls??

my gf weighs like 5-6 stone :L
( and no i aint fat :homme:)

[Lacey_106]

my gf weighs like 5-6 stone :L
( and no i aint fat :homme:)

Is your girlfriend 7 years old?

If so you are an immediate hero on here . :wacko: :homme:

[L20VTS]

5-6stone :fcuk: shes either about 10 or anorexic.

[Prickle]

5-6stone :fcuk: shes either about 10 or anorexic.

Go with 10...

Sick individual.

[Liamm]

shes 17 lol.
she's 5 foot and weighs next to nothing bless her!

my mate tried getting her a drink in a pub his dad works at few month back, too bad his dad wasnt working that night, and the barman at the time said no she looks about 12 :fcuk:

[loudandproud205]

I aint never broken a bed yet :(

cos your not trying hard enough :p

I broke mine jumping of the wardrobe!!

[gavmc88]

Me and maddie once broke the bed....


















she had to climb on it to get out the window....


Laughed so fuckin loud there i woke the mrs up :y:

[dougieph2]

5-6stone :fcuk: shes either about 10 or anorexic.

my gf's 6 and a half stone.. shes older than me.. auld git!

[mlawlan69]

fucking hell your all shagging sticks !!!

[charlie7543]

He didnt break his bed :wall:

his mum fell while making it for him :D :y:

[Paul]

Oops,

Me and the gf just managed to break her bed :/ ahwell . . . . was worth it :P

...Nob.

[Bound]

My GF's only 6-7 stone, she's 4,11".

I've broken a bed.. at a different girls house.. wasn't shagging her (no sexual contact in the unlikely possibility this comes back to me) just had a lot of people on the bed and I got excited and started moving or doing some movement erratically (can't remember) and snapped the slats, had a massive dip in the middle.

Loosened the bolts on my own bed though ;). Don't know if that's my own vigorous wanking or sex.

[Paul]

A few years ago I rugby tackled a mate (whos 6,4" and 24 stone) onto a bed in a hotel room. Thought it would be a laugh at the time.. Bed was absolutely destroyed.

If that wasn't bad enough we then locked him in the bath room and robbed his 1.5d corsa C. He saw us out the bathroom window driving off in it and kicked the door down.

Hotel manager wasn't happy at all.

[bonesvtr]

ive never broke a bed yet either!:homme:

.........broke me banjo string though.......:fcuk:

[beckha]

Liam's GF is tiny, not annorexic. :y:

x

[MiniGibbo]

6-7stone is normal anything above for a bird is fat...

Same rule applys to girls over a size8..

[Gibbo-Vtr]

so you have just fucked your wench, broke the bed then came STRAIGHT onto here to tell us. does your penis feel big now?

I lol'd .. a lot ha

[Tringaling]

Are you sure it was the bed snapping and not your missus?

[tom130691]

my misses broke mine on her own........................i built it she jumped on it and destroyed 3-4slats


size 8 sometime10 due to boobs

[Eskimo]

Me and my missus broke mine after a week.. Is from Ikea though.. The slates drop off the metal holder every time sit on edge, 2 people sit or lie 1 side, so can't cuddle LOL!


So lie in middle now when bonking ;) there big beam kinda thing, hurts back a bit but all good!

[LWS_71]

I can't understand why anyone would come on a car forum notorious for banter to tell us you just broke the bed. What was he hoping to achieve with this thread.

Twat was probably rimming his sister.

[Prickle]

I can't understand why anyone would come on a car forum notorious for banter to tell us you just broke the bed. What was he hoping to achieve with this thread.

Twat was probably rimming his sister.

Probablys expected a 'pat on his back' "well done sir" etc. :homme:

[RobVT]

My computer chair squeaks like fuck, i guess playing too much WoW on it


Lies, too much wanking.

[Giraffe]

My computer chair squeaks like fuck, i guess playing too much WoW on it


Lies, too much wanking.

Hai Rob

[dougieph2]

i thought saxp was full of virgins :err:

[leeham987]

hmmmm seem abit too desperate to tell the world about this event.

[bfc2dabone]

sounds like his gf is a bit of a unit lol

[dougieph2]

size of a wardrobe more like