good idea for gear knob?

[Haggis_dcfc]

anyone know a good idea for a gear knob, as currently dont have a knob :P
something funny

[stroutsy]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v348/240/67/515513995/n515513995_841059_1341.jpg

[Bound]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v348/240/67/515513995/n515513995_841059_1341.jpg

LOL. :clapping:

[MartiVtr]

Could chop one of your balls off and use that? (Y)

[MiniGibbo]

FUCKING LOOOOL at the dildo!

[Haggis_dcfc]

if only i had any balls marti :( send me one of us, i was thinking of doing a dildo would look funny hahah

[JamesR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teAgypeikU8

The way he fondles it makes me LOL.

[MartiVtr]

if only i had any balls marti :( send me one of us, i was thinking of doing a dildo would look funny hahah



I got the feeling womens balls are not going to be as effective :n:

[wadoryu]

is it just me or should the dildo be a hand break?

[Haggis_dcfc]

I got the feeling womens balls are not going to be as effective :n:

oh i see i guess balls if off the gear knob then, :L

yeeh i know what you mean litterally sitting on the handbrake!

[MiniGibbo]

is it just me or should the dildo be a hand break?

Why do you rather sitting on that instead?

[Haggis_dcfc]

dont suppose any of you know how i would get a dildo to fit on my gear knob? just drill a hole same size idth as gear lever and slide it on?

[MartiVtr]

oh i see i guess balls if off the gear knob then, :L

yeeh i know what you mean litterally sitting on the handbrake!


Yes i guess they are!! ... And why should it be the hand brake ?! .. that would be hard to sit on it's not pointing upwards and at least you get a little vibratin through the gear stick pmsl :A:

[Haggis_dcfc]

ahahah just take the front window out if your expecting abit of handbrake pleasuring!

good thinking, two for the price of one, abit of virbration and a good old 6inch

[MartiVtr]

Lol ooo just a though .... handbrake could be in the right place if your wanting a bit of double orophis pleasure?! Lmfao :clap:

[Haggis_dcfc]

ahahahaha truee trueee

i could sell 10mins in my car, 10 mins of pleasure 10 pound! double penetration!

[joe333]

haahaha joker love that picture stroutsy :clapping:

[MartiVtr]

Hmmm you would have to steralise every 5 mins ... That dildo would have every known disease by the end of the week if it was possible fr it to contract them :L

[Haggis_dcfc]

ahahaha good thinking!,

ill have spend alot of time cleaning it hahah, thinking about it, my car could get a very fishy smell!

[MartiVtr]

Hmmm And make sure you have while upholstery -- that way no stains!! .. Well not as obvious anyway ;) .. I'm beginning to think the dildo is not a good idea - You wouldnt be able to leave a girl in there alone!!

[DanielT92]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teAgypeikU8

The way he fondles it makes me LOL.

Hahaha, that's brilliant!

[Haggis_dcfc]

hahahahah just nipping to tesco darling back in 5 mins, comes back
you been eating fish ? smells abit weird and this is abit sticky hahaha

hahaha i need some clilt bang and the stains will be gone :P

[M1VT]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t72/GJ_SXI/Photo0131.jpg
If i can find one for the passat i'm getting one

[MartiVtr]

Lmfao .. ahh i thought you put CLIT bang then .. i actually LOL'd!!

[Haggis_dcfc]

ahahha incase you get mugged a nice knuckle duster is ready,

i made sure i didnt put that, had to recheck i didnt put clit bang before i posted it :L

[MartiVtr]

Lmao I found one with a grenade on google pics too .. That would frighten th hell outta me!!

[Haggis_dcfc]

ahahaha link me to it :P i did find a dildo for a £10 not sure if to do it:L

[MartiVtr]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2wecvow.jpg


;)

[Haggis_dcfc]

Qaulity just don't pull the pin out :P

[MartiVtr]

Hmmmm I'm pretty sure in ain't gonna have anything in it with a shaft up the end :L

[Haggis_dcfc]

Haha yea well we hope it doest or fill it up with milk so when you pill the pin out it squirts out hahha actually maybe water

[MartiVtr]

Milk would stain and be stinky pmsl :L

[Haggis_dcfc]

yeeh wouldnt go well with the fish smell and stains! this car is going to be a stain wagon, soon with all theese ideas hahaha

[MartiVtr]

Eurgh!! is all i can say to this :P

[essexdon]

id be scared to change gear

[MartiVtr]

Nah you'd love grabbing hold of a huge shaft ;)

[dave_1]

would love to hear what the police would say if they pulled you over

[Prickle]

is it just me or should the dildo be a hand break?

Why do you rather sitting on that instead?

:clapping:

[wigansaxo]

i used a golf ball when i hadnt got one, worked quite well lol,

[MartinDines]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/271230885_bcbda3aa0f.jpg
boner killer

[MiniGibbo]

Fuck that spider..

[anton_sax_machine]

What a class idea!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr5C4hk3P58&feature=related

[Haggis_dcfc]

Eurgh!! is all i can say to this :P


all your fault :L

[MartiVtr]

all your fault :L

:O Why?! ... You can't put it all down to me ;)

[Haggis_dcfc]

cause you thought of most of this haha not me!

[MartiVtr]

Hmm you didnt have to agree and go along ;)

[Haggis_dcfc]

i always like to make people smile and agree with them all the time :P

[MartiVtr]

Lol ohh so you're saying you're agreeing with me for the sake of it ? :O

[Haggis_dcfc]

only if that gets me out any holes im in!

[Peter_D]

only if that gets me out any holes im in!

I can think of one hole that you do want in, judging by your constant flirting in this thread

Get a room

[MartiVtr]

Lmao nope you've just dug yourself even deeper matey :L

[MartiVtr]

I can think of one hole that you do want in, judging by your constant flirting in this thread

Get a room

I'm not flirting - This is classed as friendly banter ;)

[Peter_D]

If its friendly banter then why is he sat at his computer with his kegs round his ankles?

[haz_pro]

Get a life.

[MartiVtr]

:O Can you see him? -This is not fair!!

[Haggis_dcfc]

hahahaha sorry for "flirting " with you marti , just all this talk about the gear knobs is so romantic! hahaha

hmm better get my spade out and dig myself out fast!

[bonesvtr]

ill get a pic tommorow, ive got an 8 ball in my offroader. a proper one that i drilled and tapped, not an overpriced fake thing off ebay.

wanting a 13 ball for the transfer lever aswell though now

[MartiVtr]

Hmm I think you'll need more than a spade. Oh and I;'d watch out for that Peter D he's watching you ;)

[Peter_D]

hahahaha sorry for "flirting " with you marti , just all this talk about the gear knobs is so romantic! hahaha

hmm better get my spade out and dig myself out fast!

How about i take the spade and put all the soil back into the hole you dug, with you still inside it, so i don't have to read anymore of your putrid cheesy messages in future?

[Haggis_dcfc]

cheers bone, does it look decent?

hahaha time to hire a jcb surely thats big enough for any hole!, oh is he now?
hopefuly he cant see my spiderman Y-fronts on the floor as he can see my trousers on the floor!

[Haggis_dcfc]

How about i take the spade and put all the soil back into the hole you dug, with you still inside it, so i don't have to read anymore of your putrid cheesy messages in future?

can i keep the spade afterwards?

[Peter_D]

Only if you plan on neutering yourself with it to calm yourself down a bit

[haz_pro]

LOL, castration ftw.

[Haggis_dcfc]

not really, i plan on using it to dig myself out after you filled it in

[Jay_]

great thread lads. :y:

[Peter_D]

not really, i plan on using it to dig myself out after you filled it in

And after 17 hours of constant digging, you finally are released from the hole i put you in, only to look up and see a jagernaut full of concrete, being emptied ontop of you and encasing you in a cement tomb where there are no computers, no laptops, no girls, and no keyboards...just one virgin and aload of cement

It's quite a wet mix of cement though, so you will have a couple hours to play with yourself before it sets

[Haggis_dcfc]

thats fine then aslong as ive got a few hours to have my last tugs then its all great, i must say we was only having some friendly laughs and then some mardy one comes and spoils it, there is always one!

[haz_pro]

ASL haggis? wanna hook up ;)

[Haggis_dcfc]

suree!

im about 19ish not quiet sure, i have a mangina, and im from hong kong,

[Peter_D]

thats fine then aslong as ive got a few hours to have my last tugs then its all great, i must say we was only having some friendly laughs and then some mardy one comes and spoils it, there is always one!

LOL at how upset you are that i interrupted

Thats all my plan was, to end your conversation and ruin your chances of getting to see her tits on webcam

Unlucky br0, as the saying goes theres plenty more fish on the internet

[Haggis_dcfc]

DAM NOW MY PLAN ON SEEING HER TITYS ARE OUT :(

hahahaha im not being upset, i just think your abit sad, all i wanted was a new gear knob, surely if i wanted to see her stroking her breasts on cam i would of like mailed her and talked to her on there,

[Peter_D]

Haha i'm just bored like...but headin for a shower & bed now so PEACE homeboy, keep up the good work

[haz_pro]

DAM NOW MY PLAN ON SEEING HER TITYS ARE OUT :(

hahahaha im not being upset, i just think your abit sad, all i wanted was a new gear knob, surely if i wanted to see her stroking her breasts on cam i would of like mailed her and talked to her on there,

Too late fella she already on cam to me and pete.

group masturbation ftw!

[Haggis_dcfc]

hahahah ill leave you 2 and her alone

maybe she might ask me tomorrow if not i guess my romantic chatting about gear knobs didnt pull :(

[Prickle]

Change gear as it is, hc n' all.