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j_breezy
23rd February 2011, 20:39
advice on a first date? taking some bird out. i want to do something fun, but cheap!
lt-saxslo
23rd February 2011, 20:42
dogging?
stevie_m
23rd February 2011, 20:42
Walk somewhere have a coffee and chit chat..

dogging?

Was gonna be my second answer
Giraffe
23rd February 2011, 20:43
dogging?

I concur, great suggestion.
M1VT
23rd February 2011, 20:44
anal
cheap and fun
Dolly
23rd February 2011, 20:44
A long car journey to somewhere nice in your area. Lucky for me I'm near beaches :)
You can sit and talk in the car and wont have the silence of the cinema or the awkwardness of a meal.
Ryyy
23rd February 2011, 20:44
Haha dogging was defo gonna be mentioned.

I'm in same boat tbh..needs to be cheap but eventful.

Mmm sex?
swampy
23rd February 2011, 20:47
One of them 2 for 1 pubs.
Can both eat for a tenner!
stevie_m
23rd February 2011, 20:48
Haha dogging was defo gonna be mentioned.

I'm in same boat tbh..needs to be cheap but eventful.

Mmm sex?

Chip in with j_breezy and go two's up on a bastard
MiniGibbo
23rd February 2011, 20:49
A long car journey to somewhere nice in your area. Lucky for me I'm near beaches :)
You can sit and talk in the car and wont have the silence of the cinema or the awkwardness of a meal.

+1,

Expect once you park up and got the radio going.. Finger the fuck out of her!
Ryyy
23rd February 2011, 20:51
Chip in with j_breezy and go two's up on a bastard

Well ding fucking dong cheers for that haha!
Prickle
23rd February 2011, 21:01
Anal...
Oll13D
23rd February 2011, 21:02
http://www.trustedonlinepharmacy.com/buy-med.php?med=Rohypnol
And she's all yours :)
badasssaxo
23rd February 2011, 21:03
use the chloroform then it wont cost anything
K17NEY
23rd February 2011, 21:18
How old are you, How old is she?
Rogue_Shadow
23rd February 2011, 21:48
Invite her on saxp YO!
you seriously? Making a thread FFS?
Larcomes
23rd February 2011, 21:52
Get her rat out! :y:
VTHall
23rd February 2011, 22:08
give her the finger and sniff first to see if its all good to go, if so, in ya go!
-shuggles-
23rd February 2011, 22:10
multi player on COD!
NickJ
23rd February 2011, 22:30
How old are you, How old is she?

He's 21, she's 11 ...

multi player on COD!

Gun Game FTW :y:
essexdon
23rd February 2011, 22:41
make sure you pay for everything, dont look tight. thou if your saying you want to take a girl somewhere cheap...
essexdon
23rd February 2011, 22:43
lol just read these post on here.

mate this is what you expect from saxp, try googling or go to askmen.com
Gazer
23rd February 2011, 22:53
lol just read these post on here.

mate this is what you expect from saxp, try googling or go to askmen.com

i agree lool immature people :homme:

all suggestions sound good really :P
MiniGibbo
23rd February 2011, 22:55
You better update soon as you get sticky fingers :S
mannion
24th February 2011, 01:33
don't forget the rohypnol, and remember what drink it's in
joe333
24th February 2011, 02:40
make sure you get your willy out lol!
FisherVTS
24th February 2011, 03:02
Have a hand shandy before you go otherwise you will be blowing your nuts on the first date
johnlambert
24th February 2011, 03:26
haha,this is why i love saxp!!

seriously,why do people come on here and ask advise about daily dilemmas!

use your brain!

dogging is your best bet!!

bring her to an arcade and win her some shit,bowling,pool,anal,
j_breezy
24th February 2011, 09:18
shes a nice girl lol
Chuffy
24th February 2011, 09:44
shes a nice girl lol

Thats what you think. She sucked me and my mate off in the chippy last week
Ryyy
24th February 2011, 10:26
Hmmm getting sucked off while ordering a battered sausage and chips?
Chuffy
24th February 2011, 10:57
Hmmm getting sucked off while ordering a battered sausage and chips?

Yep bold as brass she was
welshy23
24th February 2011, 11:03
" do ya fuck on first dates, does your dad own a brewery, can i feel ya tits, or will you show em to me. Cos you got a nice ed, and ya look pretty honest. My face will be leavin' in quater a hour, i want you to be on it!!" :D

i think we all know what i mean.
Steve
24th February 2011, 11:04
If all goes well i look forward to your next threads.

"how to kiss a girl"
"what is the clit"
"eating a girl out, how do you do it"
"anal fisting?"

:afro:

Why not ask her what shes into (not sexually) and decide from there, pointless going to a pub if she hates pubs. Going for a drive and a shitty walk is always an ice breaker tbh unless she hates walking of course.

Can't believe its not been said yet.

Pictures of said girl?
Ryyy
24th February 2011, 11:49
She'll probably only hate "walking" if she resides in a wheelchair though?

Perfect blowjob height.
b0t13
24th February 2011, 11:52
Can't believe its not been said yet.

Pictures of said girl?

yea i noticed this, sax-p is getting crapper by the day!

pics or GTFO.