View Full Version : Dog Walkers..
Dom
24th February 2011, 17:43
Most are complete any utter wankers!
Don't carry dog leads around with them, let their dog run free across a open public park, and then think their dog is going to come off best if it gets into a scrap.. Grrr.. Fucking annoys me! Most walk off when their dog takes a shit.
Just been out for 10 minutes with my dogs, one dumb mother fucker of a owner decided to throw his dogs stick into the area where me and my brothers dogs were walking, big mistake!
I don't see why some people are so simple sometimes!
Bound
24th February 2011, 17:45
Not only are they wankers right, they are also all members of a secret elite serial killer fraternity.
Think about it, when has a dead body ever NOT been found by "someone walking their dog"?
MiniGibbo
24th February 2011, 17:46
Thanks :y:
However mines on a short lead as she dosent like dogs,kids,old people,push bikes,mopeds,push chairs amongst other things.
Nevers shits when being walked or even pisses which is rare for a bitch..
nicole_
24th February 2011, 17:46
my dogs are so out of control when i take them out haha
theyre so friendly though, other peoples dogs arent always so welcoming lol
and they look like theyre about to eat you, or bulldozer you.
so just try to take them out at time when no-one else is around and theyre fine.
if they run off, you have to run the other way to distract them and they chase you thinking your playing, most other dog owners usually think your running the otherway leaving your dog to it at first haha
MrChris
24th February 2011, 17:47
Not only are they wankers right, they are also all members of a secret elite serial killer fraternity.
Think about it, when has a dead body ever NOT been found by "someone walking their dog"?
Haha some1s got a suspicious mind... but its actually true.
There are some tossers round my way too... i always keep my dog close enough to get back quickly but i do let her go and have a play coz i know half the people that go to the local park.
And i hate other dog walkers that feed your dog! As if they need a treat for running away from their owners?
Twats
MrChris
24th February 2011, 17:49
my dogs are so out of control when i take them out haha
theyre so friendly though, other peoples dogs arent always so welcoming lol
and they look like theyre about to eat you, or bulldozer you.
so just try to take them out at time when no-one else is around and theyre fine.
if they run off, you have to run the other way to distract them and they chase you thinking your playing, most other dog owners usually think your running the otherway leaving your dog to it at first haha
I got told this... does it actually work?
Might have to try it when she next gets carried away. Makes you look like a tosser though i bet
Dom
24th February 2011, 17:49
Mine just like to run into each other, George the little puppy staff grabs onto the German Sheps tail because it walks faster than his little legs can handle.
Just the pure fucking idiocy of a complete and utter mong sent me spaztic at him. With a small dog like he had it was like throwing breakfast under my dogs noses.
nicole_
24th February 2011, 17:53
I got told this... does it actually work?
Might have to try it when she next gets carried away. Makes you look like a tosser though i bet
it worked really good when they were puppies, used to shout bye at them and theyd get scared your leaving and come running over
now it doesnt work till youve gone out of sight which, you're right, makes you look like an utter dick :cool:
MrChris
24th February 2011, 17:53
Haha my dogs only 11 months and shes well good.
She used to jump up at people all the time... and a 7-8 month old german shepard is quite big lol
MiniGibbo
24th February 2011, 17:56
Haha my dogs only 11 months and shes well good.
She used to jump up at people all the time... and a 7-8 month old german shepard is quite big lol
Mine still jumps up me and shes four :P
MrChris
24th February 2011, 17:58
it worked really good when they were puppies, used to shout bye at them and theyd get scared your leaving and come running over
now it doesnt work till youve gone out of sight which, you're right, makes you look like an utter dick :cool:
Haha i just shake an empty poo bag... dumb dog thinks its got food in it.
Works 9 times out of 10
nicole_
24th February 2011, 17:58
Just the pure fucking idiocy of a complete and utter mong sent me spaztic at him. With a small dog like he had it was like throwing breakfast under my dogs noses.
oooo i hate that, when your trying your hardest not to let your LARGE dog squash theyre rat, and they let it come straight over running and jumping all over.
it especially fucks me off when they can see my 5 foot self trying to hang on to a 9 stone dog to stop it accidently killing their dog
MrChris
24th February 2011, 18:00
oooo i hate that, when your trying your hardest not to let your LARGE dog squash theyre rat, and they let it come straight over running and jumping all over.
it especially fucks me off when they can see my 5 foot self trying to hang on to a 9 stone dog to stop it accidently killing their dog
Its always the yappy fuckers that look like there up for a fight as well lol
Dom
24th February 2011, 18:05
oooo i hate that, when your trying your hardest not to let your LARGE dog squash theyre rat, and they let it come straight over running and jumping all over.
it especially fucks me off when they can see my 5 foot self trying to hang on to a 9 stone dog to stop it accidently killing their dog
LOL but your dogs are massive, its a no win situation for any other dog owners, surely they would just sit on the rats?
Its always the yappy fuckers that look like there up for a fight as well lol
Jack Russell's should be de-classified into a cat with anger problems. Like a man with short man syndrome.
MrChris
24th February 2011, 18:07
Haha so true
How olds your german shepard dom?
nicole_
24th February 2011, 18:09
LOL but your dogs are massive, its a no win situation for any other dog owners, surely they would just sit on the rats?
lol they always stand on them by accident. its the rats own faults for thinking they can take my doggies on :p
we were at a training class once, and we were walking in a circle and had to make them sit, my dog sat on the westie behind it and it was screaming for ages and my dog wouldnt get off cus the noise was scaring her
we never went back to that class...
Dom
24th February 2011, 18:10
Erm, October 2009 we got Stella, it was soo cute and fluffy, a big bundle of love, now its a right bitch!
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/01102008407.jpg
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/01102008411.jpg
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/02102008412.jpg
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/02102008413.jpg
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/02102008414.jpg
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/02102008415.jpg
& Now... Its wedge.
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/utf-8BSU1HMDA0MjgtMjAxMDA4MTAtMjE0MC5qcGc.jpg
Dom
24th February 2011, 18:11
lol they always stand on them by accident. its the rats own faults for thinking they can take my doggies on :p
we were at a training class once, and we were walking in a circle and had to make them sit, my dog sat on the westie behind it and it was screaming for ages and my dog wouldnt get off cus the noise was scaring her
we never went back to that class...
LOL, one of them situations I would have been in stiches, took a picture and made a video to stick on youtube before telling my dog to get off!
MrChris
24th February 2011, 18:25
Hahah love the pics domhttp://img84.imageshack.us/i/lucy5.jpg/
Heres mine:
Chillin in the fireplace as you do
http://i56.tinypic.com/1zz3pu0.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ivmpvs.jpg
Feelin sorry for herself just after being spayed
http://i52.tinypic.com/2lnbq4y.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/1zf7ywn.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/16h5ir5.jpg
Her in the snow
http://i53.tinypic.com/2meuwbs.jpg
White > black
Dom
24th February 2011, 18:26
Without sounding homo, that dogs soooo cute!! A white German Shep, hardly ever see these! Must have cost shit loads?
MrChris
24th February 2011, 18:28
Haha was 600 and is a pedigree
So many people say that... great convo starter with the muff trust me!
0rang3peel
24th February 2011, 18:30
ahah. Mine shits everywhere. If it's a normal poo I pick it up if its a big runny turd I just leave it for some unfortunate fellow to step in.
MrChris
24th February 2011, 19:24
ahah. Mine shits everywhere. If it's a normal poo I pick it up if its a big runny turd I just leave it for some unfortunate fellow to step in.
If i ever step in a runny shit i am so blaming you
toxic
24th February 2011, 19:31
Without sounding homo, that dogs soooo cute!! A white German Shep, hardly ever see these! Must have cost shit loads?
lol will say no more :y:
dave_1
24th February 2011, 19:41
My work dog has never been on a lead if shes not at my feet i just shout "get in" and she jumps on the nearest high thing usually a wall or picnic bench and waits for you. The gun dog is the best for getting rid of other dogs he just shags them into submission. Have a terrier as well but he never leaves my side when hes out as well.
MrChris
24th February 2011, 20:52
My work dog has never been on a lead if shes not at my feet i just shout "get in" and she jumps on the nearest high thing usually a wall or picnic bench and waits for you. The gun dog is the best for getting rid of other dogs he just shags them into submission. Have a terrier as well but he never leaves my side when hes out as well.
Never been on a lead? Not even when training?
I bet that must of been fun lol
dave_1
24th February 2011, 20:53
na she's one of the best dogs ive ever had
MrChris
24th February 2011, 20:57
I cant even imagine what would of happened if i took my dog off the lead when training her
Shes still not perfect now
dave_1
24th February 2011, 21:03
Yer the gundog i still dont trust it off the lead but he was my dads dog and dad lets him get away with murder. Can imagine id never se him again
bonesvtr
25th February 2011, 10:37
ive got a lab, german shepard x so shes quite a meaty dog and just wants to play, but shes so thick!
when shes off the lead, shes fine, comes back to you or walks by your side, when shes on the lead, its like trying to hold on to a runaway grizzly bear!
remember when some little yappy thing came running up going spastic at her, she thought it was playing so ran around a bit, picked up what can only described as half an oak tree, and as she spun back round with it in her mouth clapped this rat on stilts right in the side on the chops with it!
Cool story!:homme:
Bound
25th February 2011, 14:27
I had a miniature Dachshund, he didn't really need walking, and was so impossibly cute when he walked past there was basically puddles where girls were standing.
jw1325
25th February 2011, 14:52
iv always had german shepherds - but thought we'd get a great dane this time. and what a difference! shes harder to train - but shes still very smart!
a lot more playful - but most of all HUGE!
we bought a 15 foot lunge rope from the horse shop to walk her on so she can have a bit of freedom - she's too strong for those extendable leads! she LOVES kids and will run for them which is scary for small kids because she is so cute - but she just wants to lick them to death, and play.
she's pulled me off my feet a few times already when iv not been paying attention.
here she is at 4 1/2 months
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=5515
youll have to squint sideways!
Pixie
25th February 2011, 15:01
I think you should emphasize the word most in your OP :y:
MrChris
25th February 2011, 15:24
OMG i think that is the cutest bath mat ive ever seen!
Haha i joke nice dog but german sheps > all still.
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