Going down ? am i being unfair

[SAXO8VYO]

so do you go down on your misses / will you go down and do the business as personally i have done it only a number of times a fookin hate it just do , but i like her going giving me oral , she says she doesnt it to me so why dont i play fair and go down on her . i just say because i dont i hate it
am i being fair and do you go down on your misses

yeah :y: or noooo :n:

and reasons please lads

[Giraffe]

I really don't mind providing it's clean and doesn't stink of fish. Sometimes it's quite enjoyable...

EDIT: Should probably add shaven as well.

[Prickle]

Ofc, dont be a selfish cunt.

But yeah its great. :zainy:

[MrChris]

Nothing better than eating a big juicy pussy

[GolfJay]

Can't be selfish lol

[L20VTS]

Yes it's very selfish lol.

However what the fcuk is with all the sex related threads on sax-p again?

[MikeyW]

Can't be selfish lol

What if it tastes like shellfish ?

[GolfJay]

Oh shit, Hannahs going to be getting horny reading this kind of thing!

[MrChris]

Yes it's very selfish lol.

However what the fcuk is with all the sex related threads on sax-p again?

And the fact that its a public forum :L

Some randomers but be like "WTF?"

[Prickle]

Nothing better than eating a big juicy pussy

nom nom nom

[MrChris]

nom nom nom

Love a bit of nomming

[GolfJay]

What if it tastes like shellfish ?

Thankfully, never been in that situation haha!

[johnlambert]

nice to see a new breed of virgins have joined sax-p!!

[L20VTS]

And the fact that its a public forum :L

Some randomers but be like "WTF?"

To be fair most randomers would be like WTF at most stuff posted on this forum!

Sorry Jay it might be turning you on, takes a bit more than that for me. Sax-p virgin lads are easily turned on. Just keep wanking over it won't you ;)

[GolfJay]

To be fair most randomers would be like WTF at most stuff posted on this forum!

Sorry Jay it might be turning you on, takes a bit more than that for me. Sax-p virgin lads are easily turned on. Just keep wanking over it won't you ;)

lol My Mrs might have run away but I'm sure I can go a night without. Now where did that hot bird thread go...

[Prickle]

Love a bit of nomming

:P

is she hairy mate? i can only suggest she shaves or just move the lips aside whilst you nom

[SAXO8VYO]

lol at the " eating a big juicy pussy comment lol
urmmm she doesnt smell and is shaven but for some reason i just dont like it , but want to its just one of those things you either love it or hate it i guess
and yeah been alot of sex related threads ahhh doesnt matter general chat its what its for and i do wonder what newbies think when they first join up and see this sorta shit lol

[ChAdS]

nice to see a new breed of virgins have joined sax-p!!


^ lmao

[MrChris]

:P

is she hairy mate? i can only suggest she shaves or just move the lips aside whilst you nom

Eww fuck hair
Landing strip is as far as it goes.

I never nom on a 1 night stand though, doesnt seem right

[Furio-Gazza]

Can't be selfish lol

....+1 Agreed! ahah :D

[MrChris]

lol at the " eating a big juicy pussy comment lol
urmmm she doesnt smell and is shaven but for some reason i just dont like it , but want to its just one of those things you either love it or hate it i guess
and yeah been alot of sex related threads ahhh doesnt matter general chat its what its for and i do wonder what newbies think when they first join up and see this sorta shit lol

Man up

[mlawlan69]

give her what she wants!! unless it's a nasty fanny lmao.

[L20VTS]

lol at the " eating a big juicy pussy comment lol
urmmm she doesnt smell and is shaven but for some reason i just dont like it , but want to its just one of those things you either love it or hate it i guess
and yeah been alot of sex related threads ahhh doesnt matter general chat its what its for and i do wonder what newbies think when they first join up and see this sorta shit lol

You're weird :A: lol

Seriously I've not come across a lad yet that doesn't like it. Come across far too many that don't have a fcuking clue, its like dear meh if this is this bad sod sex with you lol.

[GolfJay]

You're weird :A: lol

Seriously I've not come across a lad yet that doesn't like it. Come across far too many that don't have a fcuking clue, its like dear meh if this is this bad sod sex with you lol.

You offering tips to the Sax-P community? lol

[matt_vtr_15a]

Depends on said vagina! If i have a mangled vagina staring me in the face i will at most poke it with my prodding stick and give it a little flickage to get it warmed up for the occasion!!

If its a very neat and tidy vagina with a classy girl being the owner I quite enjoy giving some oral pleasure!

[SAXO8VYO]

Man up

i will :oops:
i am gunna try and cure the fear

[Prickle]

Spread the legs... i mean tips..

[MrChris]

i will :oops:
i am gunna try and cure the fear

Good lad!

Btw without pictures of said vagina this thread is pointless

[L20VTS]

L20VTS's nightly sex advise.........

Please sit in a little circle holding hands before we pass 'this' around :D

[GolfJay]

L20VTS's nightly sex advise.........

Please sit in a little circle holding hands before we pass 'this' around :D

Are you experienced enough to be giving this advice? I mean, we don't want false facts now do we?

[L20VTS]

You didn't complain earlier :S

[GolfJay]

Neither did you so I presume I can leave this class?

[matt_vtr_15a]

I have a tip....

Treat a girl like a slut even your girlfriend! Make love on special occasions but the majority of the time just slam them on the bed and borderline rape them!!

Two fingers smashing them up their fadge as you tickle the clit in a circular motion with the tongue and you can get them horny enough to have a 3 some with their best mate!

[Prickle]

Are you experienced enough to be giving this advice? I mean, we don't want false facts now do we?

ive got a feeeling shes going to tell us porkie pies

[L20VTS]

Neither did you so I presume I can leave this class?

No you still need work, sorry :A:

Now here hold this ;)

I have a tip....

Treat a girl like a slut even your girlfriend! Make love on special occasions but the majority of the time just slam them on the bed and borderline rape them!!

Two fingers smashing them up their fadge as you tickle the clit in a circular motion with the tongue and you can get them horny enough to have a 3 some with their best mate!

Hm how the fuck do you have a girlfriend?

However the last bit of your post might explain how you keep the gf, as yes that does work.

[GolfJay]

No you still need work, sorry :A:

Now here hold this ;)



I hate this bit of honesty...

Hm how the fuck do you have a girlfriend?



However the last bit of your post might explain how you keep the gf, as yes that does work.

Love this bit of honesty lol

[L20VTS]

Girlfriend bit not aimed at you Jay.

Hm just though I've always thought I'd make an epic lesbian but couldn't bring myself to go down on another girl :S However I guess a bloke should see it very differently.

[matt_vtr_15a]

I have a girlfriend because girls get bored of all that lovey dovey shit! They think its great but soon get bored... Who wants to be with a square lad who never makes mistake or has a bad streak... None i know lol no danger!!

However bk on topic!! Licky licky

[GolfJay]

Girlfriend bit not aimed at you Jay.

Hm just though I've always thought I'd make an epic lesbian but couldn't bring myself to go down on another girl :S However I guess a bloke should see it very differently.

I didn't mean to quote the girlfriend bit lol

Why is it that the shit boyfriend thing actually works? Treat them nice and they fuck you over. I think my GF will be leaving with a black eye and bust nose next time she comes over!

[L20VTS]

I have a girlfriend because girls get bored of all that lovey dovey shit! They think its great but soon get bored... Who wants to be with a square lad who never makes mistake or has a bad streak... None i know lol no danger!!

However bk on topic!! Licky licky

No I like this topic lol.

Seriously you need a fair mix of both, smashing your girlfriend in every night and treating her like some town slut isn't going to get you anywhere with most girls. Unless your girlfrinend is a complete whore with no respect for herself.

[LWS_71]

Seeing your hand disappear into a one night stand is never a nice feeling, always check for toitness first ;)

[Prickle]

No I like this topic lol.

Seriously you need a fair mix of both, smashing your girlfriend in every night and treating her like some town slut isn't going to get you anywhere with most girls. Unless your girlfrinend is a complete whore with no respect for herself.

Which catagory are you in?

[GolfJay]

Which catagory are you in?

You had to ask?!

[L20VTS]

Which catagory are you in?

That would be telling :A:

[Prickle]

You had to ask?!

it would be rude not to

That would be telling :A:

:P

[matt_vtr_15a]

No I like this topic lol.

Seriously you need a fair mix of both, smashing your girlfriend in every night and treating her like some town slut isn't going to get you anywhere with most girls. Unless your girlfrinend is a complete whore with no respect for herself.

Weekends especially after alcohol = borderline rape mode

Weekdays = casual energetic sexytimes

Valentines day etc = bit of a playlist, candles, share bath etc...

Fair mix i sounded worse than it was!!

I have no clue why the prick thing works but it does!! Stupid women for ya

[L20VTS]

Sounds a fair mix tbh, you deffo made it out like you just rape it 24/7 365 days a year.

Not stupid women for you, because it 100% works on lads as well. If you're a complete twat to them they love it :S I really don't get it. Doesn't last for long though especially in a relationship.

[smiith]

I enjoy abitta muff diving.. Tell you what, giving the clit a good polish, dont put a finger or anything in, then after a while, slam your pecker in, its nice and warm and wet all the way in, you can hit the bump stops in one slide, rather than pushing it in bit by bit waiting for it all to get wet..

[Bound]

I enjoy abitta muff diving.. Tell you what, giving the clit a good polish, dont put a finger or anything in, then after a while, slam your pecker in, its nice and warm and wet all the way in, you can hit the bump stops in one slide, rather than pushing it in bit by bit waiting for it all to get wet..

lol, bump stops.

[lyndon]

Hahahahah bump stops, brilliant..

Love a bit of lickage action, clean and shaven, I can be down there for hours, Wish I could breath through my ears though

[jw1325]

No I like this topic lol.

Seriously you need a fair mix of both, smashing your girlfriend in every night and treating her like some town slut isn't going to get you anywhere with most girls. Unless your girlfrinend is a complete whore with no respect for herself.

Errrrrrm.... Imma disagree...

Because i Am not a slut and tend to keep my sexual encounters to the same people over a period of time, I think it's amazing to get thrown about and treated like a slut during sex.... It's like role play and it's hot as fuck! Chucked about, bitten , scratched, choked pounded... Takes a real man to be able to do that to a girl not some we nonse.


The slow stuff is nice like In the mornings sometimes, but give me and absolute pounding any day!

[LeeM]

i love goin down, as long as im not met with a fanny that looks like predators face. nothin beats getting a girl right on the edge with your tongue then keeping her there for a bit, most love it.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Errrrrrm.... Imma disagree...

Because i Am not a slut and tend to keep my sexual encounters to the same people over a period of time, I think it's amazing to get thrown about and treated like a slut during sex.... It's like role play and it's hot as fuck! Chucked about, bitten , scratched, choked pounded... Takes a real man to be able to do that to a girl not some we nonse.


The slow stuff is nice like In the mornings sometimes, but give me and absolute pounding any day!

thumbs up for you Jen!!

it is the best kind of sex, if you find someone who is pretty game for anything and loves all the above you are onto a definate winner and experience the best form of sex possible...

best sex = a mixture of

pain, dominance, force I love a girl who will try and mawl my back during sex...

and bite my lip as I smash them when on top...

kinky shit ftw!!

[stroutsy]

im gay so i wouldnt know :l... jokinnn ;)

[Furio-Gazza]

Go down :P
if she goes down on you chap its only fair to go down on her :y:

[L20VTS]

Errrrrrm.... Imma disagree...

Because i Am not a slut and tend to keep my sexual encounters to the same people over a period of time, I think it's amazing to get thrown about and treated like a slut during sex.... It's like role play and it's hot as fuck! Chucked about, bitten , scratched, choked pounded... Takes a real man to be able to do that to a girl not some we nonse.


The slow stuff is nice like In the mornings sometimes, but give me and absolute pounding any day!

Yer completely agree to that, however being treated with no respect and raped every day such as Matt suggested earlier in thread hm nar. You still need to be with someone that gives a shit.
All for the rough sex though.

[Jam3s]

I enjoy it.. plus when you look up and see her smiling its all gurddd (:

[Sophia_Bush]

so who's been godly enough to make a girl squirt going down

[L20VTS]

so who's been godly enough to make a girl squirt going down

Lol that's all this thread was missing!

[Chris_O]

mmmmmm squirting lol

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha i knew hannah would be on this thread the filthy minx :P
but you big girls blouse if she goes down on you you get right back down on here only a fair trade :P or do it at the same time 69 FTMFW!!!!!

[matt_vtr_15a]

so who's been godly enough to make a girl squirt going down

had an ex who used to squirt constantly, first time was soo funny.. she screamed matt stop im pissing myself...

she didn't know what to do her matress was soaked..not talking a dribble talking a full on shower must of been a good pint of fresh squirt juice fly out...

unfortunately it was not during oral, well thats probably fortunate actually otherwise I would of recieved a facial off my then girlfriend...

some girls just literally squirt all the time some don't :( its too much hard work to get owt out my girlfriend she can make do with an orgasm

[ChAdS]

Errrrrrm.... Imma disagree...

Because i Am not a slut and tend to keep my sexual encounters to the same people over a period of time, I think it's amazing to get thrown about and treated like a slut during sex.... It's like role play and it's hot as fuck! Chucked about, bitten , scratched, choked pounded... Takes a real man to be able to do that to a girl not some we nonse.


The slow stuff is nice like In the mornings sometimes, but give me and absolute pounding any day!

Fantastic

[GJF47]

so who's been godly enough to make a girl squirt going down

Can get the missus to squirt everytime i go down but she keeps pushing me away saying it feels like she is going to piss :n:

On topic, man up and get down there mate. If she does for you its only fair to give back, unless its a one nighter then fuck that

[Sophia_Bush]

So far we have GJF and Matt as the squirting gods

[matt_vtr_15a]

Can get the missus to squirt everytime i go down but she keeps pushing me away saying it feels like she is going to piss :n:

On topic, man up and get down there mate. If she does for you its only fair to give back, unless its a one nighter then fuck that

you call the shots mate...

at that point mate grab her by the throat, choke the fuck out of her and keep smashing her while she squirts everywhere!!

tell her to scratch the fuck out of you if she wants but you aint gonna stop until your finished

your dominant she cant go anywhere...

secretly girls love getting raped by someone who they have sexual relations with...

some just don't admit it

deep down she will love it a hell of a lot!!

get messy sheets but who gives a fuck chuck em in wash...

[L20VTS]

So far we have GJF and Matt as the squirting gods

So have you managed it, seen as you haven't told us? lol

[Sophia_Bush]

So have you managed it, seen as you haven't told us? lol

a few times what about you do you squirt?

[L20VTS]

a few times what about you do you squirt?

A couple of times, not easy though lol.

As if I just posted that on an open discussion forum :S haha I worry about myself sometimes!

[saxo_1]

Get down there lol put in the work and get the reward ha ha

[SAXO8VYO]

damm have not looked at this tread for only like 12 houurs and yet there is people talking about boarderline rape , fucking her like a town slut lol this is the adventures of sax-p's sexual world ha ha ha , and lads tonight is thee night (but i refuse to borderline rape , i will just say surprise ha )

[L20VTS]

damm have not looked at this tread for only like 12 houurs and yet there is people talking about boarderline rape , fucking her like a town slut lol this is the adventures of sax-p's sexual world ha ha ha , and lads tonight is thee night (but i refuse to borderline rape , i will just say surprise ha )

Why say surprise when you can gag her and she can't say no anyway?

[GolfJay]

Why say surprise when you can gag her and she can't say no anyway?

You just cannot get enough of this thread can you Hannah? lol

[L20VTS]

You just cannot get enough of this thread can you Hannah? lol

Well there's nothing else to do until 3pm :S

[Chris_O]

Well there's nothing else to do until 3pm :S

Well you got about 40 minutes to make yourself squirt :y:

[L20VTS]

Well you got about 40 minutes to make yourself squirt :y:

I don't think it's possible :n:

[Chris_O]

Don't be so pessimistic, give it a go!

[L20VTS]

Don't be so pessimistic, give it a go!

Lol ok *toddles to pornhub*

[matt_vtr_15a]

damm have not looked at this tread for only like 12 houurs and yet there is people talking about boarderline rape , fucking her like a town slut lol this is the adventures of sax-p's sexual world ha ha ha , and lads tonight is thee night (but i refuse to borderline rape , i will just say surprise ha )

your girlfriend is missin out...

I have turned numerous girls bad round here, from being boring and barely wanting to suck cock for more than 2mins to texting asking when there next getting raped...

my kinda girls...

all girls are sluts!! some hide it better than others... and the ones that don't hide it have better sex...

I have jen on my side thats enough right there...

[Chris_O]

Badjojo is better ;) lol

[matt_vtr_15a]

Badjojo is better ;) lol

as in jojobunbun??

if so not the case, she enjoyed sex a lot which was good, but not up for much more than just normal sexual acts...

sex gets boring after a while like that imo

[smiith]

I find it funny that my mum thinks all my one night stands in the last 5 months have been the same girl and keeps asking to meet my girlfriend..

As for rough sex, i love a girl who can take a good choking and a kidney shot during a good pummeling

[matt_vtr_15a]

I find it funny that my mum thinks all my one night stands in the last 5 months have been the same girl and keeps asking to meet my girlfriend..

As for rough sex, i love a girl who can take a good choking and a kidney shot during a good pummeling

high 5 :y:

my man!!!

safe to say I have scared 99% of the females away from my vacinity on this forum....

:P

[ChAdS]

Matt goes on like hes a fucking porn star

[JamesR]

Nothing better than eating a big juicy pussy

Agree *drool* :p

[matt_vtr_15a]

Matt goes on like hes a fucking porn star

Go on like I'm bored at work.... all my posts are between the hours of 9-5 BOREDDDDDD

[L20VTS]

Matt goes on like hes a fucking porn star

Personally I think he's a top class bullshitter :A:

[matt_vtr_15a]

Personally I think he's a top class bullshitter :A:

probs is naat

[Chris_O]

as in jojobunbun??

if so not the case, she enjoyed sex a lot which was good, but not up for much more than just normal sexual acts...

sex gets boring after a while like that imo

No no no, fuck knows what / who jojobunbun is lol.

I meant the website, the king of all porn searches

[Moke]

Jojobunbun is hawttt!

[GJF47]

your girlfriend is missin out...

I have turned numerous girls bad round here, from being boring and barely wanting to suck cock for more than 2mins to texting asking when there next getting raped...

my kinda girls...

all girls are sluts!! some hide it better than others... and the ones that don't hide it have better sex...

I have jen on my side thats enough right there...

Agreed :y:

Although sometimes its the quiet ones that are really filthy...

[matt_vtr_15a]

Agreed :y:

Although sometimes its the quiet ones that are really filthy...

yep indeed, but don't take my word for it... I'm a bullshitter impersonating a pornstar....

[smiith]

Best kind of sex is where you can get caught and probably be arrested... In stupid places...

Whitby pier during summer, Foot Asylum changing rooms, car bonnet in a layby.. Wet n Wild changing rooms, all a fucking good time, the heart starts going when someone walks past the changing room though, or a car drives past..

[Sophia_Bush]

so we have established matt is a pornstar who makes ladies squirt gallons using the power of his tongue and fingers.

[L20VTS]

so we have established matt is a pornstar who makes ladies squirt gallons using the power of his tongue and fingers.

Either that or a virgin getting off on telling everyone he is the above. :panic:

[matt_vtr_15a]

so we have established matt is a pornstar who makes ladies squirt gallons using the power of his tongue and fingers.

ERROR....

I stated I didn't make her squirt via tongue technique so I can't claim unbelievable tekkers status.....

Its down to the girl more than the lad hence going on to say my current GF barely ever squirts....

oh and

L20VTS shut ya mouth ya borin bitch

[Kyza]

To make a girl squirt you have to stimulate the Gspot. Il get a proper explanation if you wish? Need a long tongue to get it to the right spot.

[L20VTS]

To make a girl squirt you have to stimulate the Gspot. Il get a proper explanation if you wish? Need a long tongue to get it to the right spot.

*awaits proper explanation* lol

[matt_vtr_15a]

To make a girl squirt you have to stimulate the Gspot. Il get a proper explanation if you wish? Need a long tongue to get it to the right spot.

can still be achieved with fingers and tongue though...

fuck that tho too much hard work

[Prickle]

Finger her starfish whilst licking the minj

[Kyza]

*awaits proper explanation* lol

You should already know!

can still be achieved with fingers and tongue though...

fuck that tho too much hard work

Fingers yes, but tongue?! Not my tongue anyway, its too short :n:

[Sophia_Bush]

Finger her starfish whilst licking the minj

what happens if you hit a nugget?

[L20VTS]

You should already know!


Yes but I need something to laugh at in this thread its getting depressing :(

[Prickle]

what happens if you hit a nugget?

ignore and carry on, say you farted when she asks what the smell is

[smiith]

what happens if you hit a nugget?

Who said there was no such thing as a free lunch?

[Sophia_Bush]

at uni one of our room mates was getting it on with his misses and apparantly in a 69 she was ontop farted and speckled him, how we know was when he walked into kitchen with stuff on his face

[Newtz07]

selfish bastard.

and also, slightly weird !

who doesnt love going down for the gravy?

its one of my fav things.

gotta please your missus with the business or who knows what will happen.

number one rule i was always taught, keep your house in order, or shit gets fucked up!

[L20VTS]

at uni one of our room mates was getting it on with his misses and apparantly in a 69 she was ontop farted and speckled him, how we know was when he walked into kitchen with stuff on his face

That is actually quite gross even to my mind :S

[Prickle]

at uni one of our room mates was getting it on with his misses and apparantly in a 69 she was ontop farted and speckled him, how we know was when he walked into kitchen with stuff on his face

PMSL.

He got shitfaced

[matt_vtr_15a]

You should already know!



Fingers yes, but tongue?! Not my tongue anyway, its too short :n:

are you a fuckin spazzer...

to stimulate the clit for extra intensity for the lady... not stickin my tongue up their vadge in hope it will reach the g-spot...

making a girl cum with your fingers is for fucking fannies anyway... chuck their legs over ya shoulders and just plough them

[Sophia_Bush]

yes john he well and truly earned his knick name for the next 3 years lol

[L20VTS]

yes john he well and truly earned his knick name for the next 3 years lol

Poor lad!

All though bet it was worse for her haha :panic:

[Giraffe]

Best kind of sex is where you can get caught and probably be arrested... In stupid places...

Whitby pier during summer, Foot Asylum changing rooms, car bonnet in a layby.. Wet n Wild changing rooms, all a fucking good time, the heart starts going when someone walks past the changing room though, or a car drives past..

That's me staying away from Whitby Pier this summer... and Wet n Wild, although I've already done that one! It's actually shite nowadays though is Wet n Wild.

In other news, lol Matt.

[ryanduncan]

are you a fuckin spazzer...

to stimulate the clit for extra intensity for the lady... not stickin my tongue up their vadge in hope it will reach the g-spot...

making a girl cum with your fingers is for fucking fannies anyway... chuck their legs over ya shoulders and just plough them
Fucking lols ! What a thread ! :P

[loudandproud205]

Kids eh!!

I'll take my place among the stars at a god ;)

[Sophia_Bush]

welcome back SAX-Ps ultimate sex pest ryan duncan!

and lee

[L20VTS]

welcome back SAX-Ps ultimate sex pest ryan duncan!

and lee

Poor Lee used to think he was an awesome sex pest.

Now we have replaced him with Ryan.

[ryanduncan]

I'm not a sex pest ! That's u hannah !! :P

[L20VTS]

I'm not a sex pest ! That's u hannah !! :P

I sex pester so much that people send me awesome pics ;)

[loudandproud205]

Am no sex pest honest, I just know what am good at ;)

[smiith]

I'm not a sex pest ! That's u hannah !! :P

From the conversations we have seen, you are boarderline stalker

[ChAdS]

Ryan i bet your well away reading through this thread

[lyndon]

Oh my shit, haven't checked this since like 7:30 am lol, looove it!!

[ryanduncan]

Ryan i bet your well away reading through this thread
Kinda be wrong considering my sons sat next to me lol

[L20VTS]

Kinda be wrong considering my sons sat next to me lol

Wtf you have a son as well? You didn't tell me that bit hahahaha.

[welshy23]

Kinda be wrong considering my sons sat next to me lol

Well oviously you are on it if you just wrote somthing? tool

[ryanduncan]

Yeh he's 2 years old ! Adoptive son ! His dad passed away and wa always close to me as a god-son ! Adopted about 2 weeks ago :D

[smiith]

Yeh he's 2 years old ! Adoptive son ! His dad passed away and wa always close to me as a god-son ! Adopted about 2 weeks ago :D

Another bit of total bullshit from the man himself..

[L20VTS]

Lol can we start writing sax-p books. Some of this stuff is proper quality.

[ryanduncan]

Another bit of total bullshit from the man himself..
And why would I make that up ? I mean his dad and that passing away is no joke :/

[Sophia_Bush]

it's like me saying I really do have big tits and a tight minge

[smiith]

And why would I make that up ? I mean his dad and that passing away is no joke :/

1. You would have to go through an adoption agency
2. An adoption agency would not give you a child if you couldn't support it, have a home, and all that kinda shit
3. Your a mechanic, and been 20, i'm guessing your an apprentice or newly qualified
4. Mechanics don't exactly roll in the money unless you own your own garage
5. They just wouldn't give a young child to a 20 year old, They would give it to the mother, or the family of the mother or father.

Need i embarrass you anymore?

[ChAdS]

Another bit of total bullshit from the man himself..

hahahahha

[ryanduncan]

Whatever ! Think what you want to think :)

[smiith]

it's like me saying I really do have big tits and a tight minge

i heard when you take your bra off, they touch your knees, and your axe wound looks like the person wielding the axe said fee fi fo thumb before they smashed you in the crotch...

[smiith]

Whatever ! Think what you want to think :)

Its common sense, they just wouldnt give you a child if you couldnt provide for it, which on a junior mechanics wage, i very much doubt you can. No thought needed, its fact

[L20VTS]

He stole the child :fcuk:

[smiith]

Plus, not very good parenting if the kids sat next to you, and your now a single parent sat on the computer on a car website rather than interacting with it..

[welshy23]

Its common sense, they just wouldnt give you a child if you couldnt provide for it, which on a junior mechanics wage, i very much doubt you can. No thought needed, its fact

he did take it on the chin fair play..

[Sophia_Bush]

that is actually about right smith the green giant wasn't very kind

[smiith]

Id love a rummage in Sopias bush..

[ryanduncan]

I'm not on a junior mechanics wage ! I own half the garage it work in ! Iam not a single parent , his mum is still around ! I do allot of interacting with him and have been all day that's why he's happy sat there atm watching tv :)

[L20VTS]

So anyway Ryan, do you go down on his mum?

[ryanduncan]

Not at all lol ! I have a girlfriend :)

[L20VTS]

Hm this gets better :S

[ChAdS]

Not at all lol ! I have a girlfriend :)

online girlfriend?

[ryanduncan]

Moded saxo :) hayley ! X

[L20VTS]

So yes online girlfriend who plays with cows.

[Prickle]

it's like me saying I really do have big tits and a tight minge

*drools*

pm me...

[ryanduncan]

No not online lol ! We just don't see eachother as much coz she lives 4 hours away :( haha no !!

[ChAdS]

Moded saxo :) hayley ! X

Must suck only been able to have cyber sex

[ryanduncan]

Haha I've had the real deal dw ;)

[MartiVtr]

I don't get online relationships tbh :/

[L20VTS]

I don't get online relationships tbh :/

Does that mean we can't have an online lesbian relationship :(

[ryanduncan]

We met on here :) seen her loads though :) hopefuly she moves in with me soon :D

[ChAdS]

I don't get online relationships tbh :/

I dont get it either

[GolfJay]

We met on here :) seen her loads though :) hopefuly she moves in with me soon :D

I don't know what it is about you. Regardless of the stories about you I just can't help but think that you're a really weird, fucked up little kid...

[ryanduncan]

I dont get it either
Pretty easy to get lol ! Get to know someone meet them :) .... If get along girl
friend and boyfriend lol

[ryanduncan]

I don't know what it is about you. Regardless of the stories about you I just can't help but think that you're a really weird, fucked up little kid...
THANKS ! Don't judge people mate !

[L20VTS]

Pretty easy to get lol ! Get to know someone meet them :) .... If get along girl
friend and boyfriend lol

Omg tears streaming down face......... can't cope with this!!

Do you not need to have sex with them first.

[GolfJay]

THANKS ! Don't judge people mate !

Dude, all I'm saying is that you seem abit weird. Very child like lol

[ryanduncan]

Omg tears streaming down face......... can't cope with this!!

Do you not need to have sex with them first.
Not all about sex hannah :/

[ryanduncan]

Dude, all I'm saying is that you seem abit weird. Very child like lol

Lol ok ! Probably because I don't take things to seriously :P

[ChAdS]

Fuck this thread now boring

[Prickle]

Fuck this thread now boring

+1
:n:

Went from minj/starfish licking to ryanalducan and his e-pestering BOO

[jw1325]

your girlfriend is missin out...

I have turned numerous girls bad round here, from being boring and barely wanting to suck cock for more than 2mins to texting asking when there next getting raped...

my kinda girls...

all girls are sluts!! some hide it better than others... and the ones that don't hide it have better sex...

I have jen on my side thats enough right there...

All girls want to be sluts, but like any profession, only the ruthless, the most confident and the best succeed!

[Jungle]

hahaha wtf has happened here, i go away come back and now some geeza is saying he adopted his dead mates son even tho the mother is still around and he got into a relationship with a bird off a forum before he even smashed her.... worlds fucked

[Peter_D]

Eating out is fucking rank imo, i hate it so much, although i still expect them to nosh me off, but they are just sucking away on the skin which aint as bad as licking the pink fleshy guts of their fud

I've got a weak stomach and even if she was fresh as a daisy, i still cant do it, makes me feel sick..

If i wanted to eat pussy id go to this cat eating festival in Peru - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1782932.ece

[Tontsy]

I love sucking off dolly...

[jw1325]

Sucking off? She got a cock????