Weirdest/best place you've had sex...

[MartiVtr]

Just because L20VTS is wondering about the amount of sex thread thought I'd add anothe :zainy:r... Mine would probably be ......


In a chinese memorial garden behind a hedge on bonfire night... Was pretty crazy, and unfortunately got covered in nettle stings but hey all part of the fun right?! :fcuk:

[L20VTS]

Omg seriously, not another my ickle virginal mind kind cope :(

I've never had sex I am a virgin :A:

[LWS_71]

In my bed . . .

[MartiVtr]

Omg seriously, not another my ickle virginal mind kind cope :(

I've never had sex I am a virgin :A:


Ha you love it really!! - you had to click n read to find i mentioned you ;) so theres a slight interest ha

[haz_pro]

In the air skydiving whilst simultaneously cooking a pancake and cleaning my car (also skydiving).

[mlawlan69]

up against a minature stone henge at a festival.

and also up against a tree i took some birds V haha good times.

[ed-bradley]

Got a blowey in McDonalds car park, while macho-ing my way through a Quarter pounder meal.

probably the highlight of my life

[GolfJay]

Random field on the way home from Nottingham. Probably the Saxo too but that wasn't the easiest lol

[L20VTS]

Ha you love it really!! - you had to click n read to find i mentioned you ;) so theres a slight interest ha

I almost knew my name was going to be mentioned somewhere.

I am so drastically picked on by the East Mids members of this forum!

[Liamm]

behind a school :A:

[nicole_]

in a van on the m5 early hours in the morning at a rather fast speed


ooo marti ive had similar experience with the stinging nettles,
having sex on an ants nest then having to walk 20 mins back home basically crying after lol

[ryanduncan]

Has to be the bath :P

[welshy23]

in a van on the m5 early hours in the morning at a rather fast speed


ooo marti ive had similar experience with the stinging nettles,
having sex on an ants nest then having to walk 20 mins back home basically crying after lol

both of those sex antics sound like they could make great film scenes haha!

[MiniGibbo]

Has to be the bath :P

Didnt your keyboard get wet?

[ahoward87]

on the saxo bonnet..... well worth the dents and scratches..... nuff said :P

[L20VTS]

Didnt your keyboard get wet?

Lol

I was wondering if they were even alive while he had them in the bath.

[loudandproud205]

During a 106owners meet in an undisclosed location

[MartiVtr]

in a van on the m5 early hours in the morning at a rather fast speed


ooo marti ive had similar experience with the stinging nettles,
having sex on an ants nest then having to walk 20 mins back home basically crying after lol

Ouch ants?! thats sounds more painful that nettles n brambels! .. Hope you didnt take any back homw with you ... i imagine that would be rather uncomfortable!!

[JoshB]

Cant think or weirdest... hmmm.... maybe in some primary school toilets.

Best was definitely in a hotel in Newcastle overlooking the Tyne, we pulled back the curtains so she could put her hands on the window and the passers by could watch.

[Sophia_Bush]

Omg seriously, not another my ickle virginal mind kind cope :(

I've never had sex I am a virgin :A:

i'll volunteer to put somethign in there

[MartiVtr]

Cant think or weirdest... hmmm.... maybe in some primary school toilets.

Best was definitely in a hotel in Newcastle overlooking the Tyne, we pulled back the curtains so she could put her hands on the window and the passers by could watch.



Primary school?! This worries me Josh.... what was you doing in a primary school.... i daren't ask about the sex in the toilets lmao ...:panic:

[Viper]

i'll volunteer to put somethign in there

I feel sorry for you if you do.

[wassy78]

oh back im my days any sex would be good . think only time it comes out now is for a piss bet my grandad has more than me :(

[L20VTS]

i'll volunteer to put somethign in there

Something in where :innocent:

[nicole_]

Ouch ants?! thats sounds more painful that nettles n brambels! .. Hope you didnt take any back homw with you ... i imagine that would be rather uncomfortable!!

so so painful, i had to walk home without my my underwear on which the bf thought was hilarious, luckily it was summer and i was in a dress lol.
couldnt sleep comfortably for ages after, all i did was itch :panic:

[Sophia_Bush]

I feel sorry for you if you do.


could always put it up your nostril tom if you still like that:P:homme:

[JoshB]

Primary school?! This worries me Josh.... what was you doing in a primary school.... i daren't ask about the sex in the toilets lmao ...:panic:

Yeeeaahh, maybe I should edit that! My dad had the keys when he was doing a job for the school, I sneaked in!

I feel sorry for you if you do.

Hahaha, my orange juice has graced my keyboard with its presence!!! I was thinking along the same lines... :cool:

[MartiVtr]

so so painful, i had to walk home without my my underwear on which the bf thought was hilarious, luckily it was summer and i was in a dress lol.
couldnt sleep comfortably for ages after, all i did was itch :panic:

Ohh gosh!! I can imagine!! ... Now you'll always remember to look out for ants nests before you get down n spread ya legs ha :clapping:

[L20VTS]

Ants in your pants :S nice.

[daz_zz_er]

On my car bonnet in the new forest ;)

[wassy78]

On my car bonnet in the new forest ;)

last time i did it on a car bonnet it was on my bmw i was doing up . and i forgot to bolt it on .. and she slid off with the bonnet nearly snap ma bloody knob off was like a ranbow for weeks...... owch

[Prickle]

In my bed/chair. :P

Havent ventured out i.e in the car or w.e yet. Its finding a quiet location. :homme:

[L20VTS]

In my bed/chair. :P

Havent ventured out i.e in the car or w.e yet. Its finding a quiet location. :homme:

Get outside and have some fun Jongee!

I've never done the bonnet of any of my cars, I'd cry if it got scratched.

[daz_zz_er]

Get outside and have some fun Jongee!

I've never done the bonnet of any of my cars, I'd cry if it got scratched.

Haha we were both completely naked so it didnt scratch ;)

[MartiVtr]

Be adventurous its more fun ... done pizza hut toilets and swimming pool changing rooms .. ohh and in the swimming pool too ;)

[Moke]

hmmm.... maybe in some primary school toilets.


LAD.

How old was she? ;)

Chortle.

[JoshB]

How old was she? ;)

Chortle.

Dont know, couldnt hear her through the duct tape.

[leeham987]

pulled up on motorway behind a small building, think it was some sort of electricity thingymajig. classy! also on them step/gates you get on country walks to go over fences, that was quite fun :)

[MiniGibbo]

This thread should be renamed to


"O'mega bullshit thread" :S

[Giraffe]

This thread should be renamed to


"O'mega bullshit thread" :S

Stfu jealous saxp virgin boy!

I agree with you, in secret.

[Furio-Gazza]

Random Park not far from my house & a Train Station :y: :D

[Liam88]

it was a few year ago round christmas time there was a thing outside church think it was a manger or sumit with jesus nd mary nd the kings nd that we were coming bk form the town nd walking to mine nd dont it in the manger love a bit risk ha

[Graeme]

Dance floor of a club (mr smiths) while there was hundreds of people dancing around us

[Prickle]

Get outside and have some fun Jongee!

I've never done the bonnet of any of my cars, I'd cry if it got scratched.

I know but i dont wanna get caught thrusting away like a beast :P

can y0 get a fine for that shit?

[VTHall]

behind a school :A:

peado.

[K17NEY]

Got a blow job last year whilst doing 90mph up the golden mile, The golden mile is a stretch of single lane road full of small jumps, She had to stop because she was litterally choking on my cock. I could also see a meteor shower too, It was a very special night.

Edit, After reading this back to myself its looks like bullshit. I promise its the truth though.

[-shuggles-]

behind a school :A:

you dirty little sod:homme:

mine would have to be in the saxo parked on the drive because I had no petrol:y:

[NickJ]

This thread should be renamed to


"O'mega bullshit thread" :S

agreed :y:

or 'what did you dream of last night?'

[Peter_D]

Best place is probably my bed to be honest as thats where it happens mainly, but car bonnet of my old fiesta was good, the back seats of the rallye were good as the suspension was so hard you could drill them senseless without any recoil, hate fucking them when you're on like a springy bed bouncing about

Funniest was up a shitty little back road over the hills that not many cars use, parked right beside the road with my ex after we'd split up like a week earlier, i banged her in the backseats and afterwards was having a fag back in the front seats and she started fiddling away with my little alfred hitchcock again.. so there was a towel in the back which i had for football training when i played, and i grabbed that and kept it handy ready to shoot my dirty water onto..

she fapped away as if there was no tomorrow then suddenly a landrover discovery approaches us from the front, so i pulled the towel over myself as the jeep slowly approached to pass me on the single track road, i spy a man driving it and a woman in the passenger seat.....then suddenly BINGOOOOO the money shot arrives and i end up firing my bolt big time underneath the towel as the woman is looking right at me whilst they squeeze past at about 5mph, my face must of been fucking priceless

[Rodney]

3 summers ago under the half pipe in the skate park.

[Liamm]

you dirty little sod:homme:

a fecking police van turned up like 2 mins after finishing aswell! got my name, parents names, phone number and address took down, so did my gf at the time, coppers face when we told her i was 16 and my gf was 14 :panic: :L

[Prickle]

a fecking police van turned up like 2 mins after finishing aswell! got my name, parents names, phone number and address took down, so did my gf at the time, coppers face when we told her i was 16 and my gf was 14 :panic: :L

are you still with her now?

[Liamm]

are you still with her now?

no lol, that ended a loong time ago, probs about a month after getting caught haha, think my dad received a call from the cops about a week later, he never said nothing to me though thankgod! lol
fyi i had like just turned 16, and she was a few week away from 15!

[-shuggles-]

a fecking police van turned up like 2 mins after finishing aswell! got my name, parents names, phone number and address took down, so did my gf at the time, coppers face when we told her i was 16 and my gf was 14 :panic: :L

no lol, that ended a loong time ago, probs about a month after getting caught haha, think my dad received a call from the cops about a week later, he never said nothing to me though thankgod! lol
fyi i had like just turned 16, and she was a few week away from 15!

pics? Sounds like you had a good time

[L20VTS]

Best place is probably my bed to be honest as thats where it happens mainly, but car bonnet of my old fiesta was good, the back seats of the rallye were good as the suspension was so hard you could drill them senseless without any recoil, hate fucking them when you're on like a springy bed bouncing about

Funniest was up a shitty little back road over the hills that not many cars use, parked right beside the road with my ex after we'd split up like a week earlier, i banged her in the backseats and afterwards was having a fag back in the front seats and she started fiddling away with my little alfred hitchcock again.. so there was a towel in the back which i had for football training when i played, and i grabbed that and kept it handy ready to shoot my dirty water onto..

she fapped away as if there was no tomorrow then suddenly a landrover discovery approaches us from the front, so i pulled the towel over myself as the jeep slowly approached to pass me on the single track road, i spy a man driving it and a woman in the passenger seat.....then suddenly BINGOOOOO the money shot arrives and i end up firing my bolt big time underneath the towel as the woman is looking right at me whilst they squeeze past at about 5mph, my face must of been fucking priceless

Lol epic, you are an actual legend.

[Aly]

I feel sorry for you if you do.

This has to be up there with one of the funniest things you've ever said on here PMSL!!!!!!!!

[Bound]

Got a blowey in McDonalds car park, while macho-ing my way through a Quarter pounder meal.

probably the highlight of my life

Every mans dream.

[Gibbo-Vtr]

Late evening on a public swing (whilst swinging) in Spain.
I called it the butterfly of loooove ;)
And It Was Fucking Great !!

[danny-vts]

in a few fields, a few cars, nature reserve park hut, and in the woods lol

[MartiVtr]

I like how it's all very outdoorsy - gotta be oh naturelle :L

[Rodney]

Originally Posted by MiniGibbo
This thread should be renamed to


"O'mega bullshit thread"

haha :y:

[matt_vtr_15a]

I work in a penthouse in nottingham and have a set of keys for the office, after a night round town if I pulled someone who is DTF it's back to the office on the boardroom table or if feeling brave on the balcony...

As I am not single it's a regular occurence with the missus at weekends if we got shopping as the office is empty

Luckily our office is on the 4th floor surrounded by offices so at 4am not many people will see you!!

:y:

Best place is my mates hot tub or my own bed though

[Prickle]

I work in a penthouse in nottingham and have a set of keys for the office, after a night round town if I pulled someone who is DTF it's back to the office on the boardroom table or if feeling brave on the balcony...

As I am not single it's a regular occurence with the missus at weekends if we got shopping as the office is empty

Luckily our office is on the 4th floor surrounded by offices so at 4am not many people will see you!!

:y:

Best place is my mates hot tub or my own bed though

They call me Hector. I got a last name too but I can't pronounce it, so

[Liamm]

sex in the bath is good too :D

[nicole_]

sex in the bath is good too :D

dya not find it just sloshes out over the sides?
its too cramped, showers are much better :y:

[Giraffe]

sex in the bath is good too :D

Wtf, I barely fit in a bath as it is and I'm only 6ft, how the hell do you get another person in there as well :|

[Prickle]

sex in the bath is good too :D

im yet to try this, fuck sake

[Liamm]

gf's bath is like a wide one thats in the corner, perfect lol, we always have baths together lol, plenty of room for us both :A: i'm 5'8 and she's 5' :L
sex in the shower is good aswell yeah :P

[JamesR]

Pub toilets / Bus Stop :)

[rob_s]

During a 106owners meet in an undisclosed location

I herd a wisper about that lmao dirty fucker if it's the person I was told then lol!!

[adamm]

graveyard and a halfpipe have got to be the wierdest ones tbh

[MartiVtr]

dya not find it just sloshes out over the sides?
its too cramped, showers are much better :y:


I second this notion :y:

[FisherVTS]

up her bum looking for my ring :)

[badasssaxo]

Swimming pool changing room
Inside a disused factory
In the middle of the cricket pitch at a private cricket club

Oh they were the days lol bed is sooo much better

[outrage_uk]

Im still a virgin so I win :)

[MartiVtr]

Im still a virgin so I win :)

Wasn't really a competition :clapping:

[Kyza]

On top of the washing machine on maximum spin. Cool vibrations.

[MartiVtr]

On top of the washing machine on maximum spin. Cool vibrations.

Ha by yourself was it?

[Prickle]

Im still a virgin so I win :)

are you waiting for the right man? :homme:
disclaimer i do not know if you are male or female. kthnx

[badasssaxo]

are you waiting for the right man? :homme:
disclaimer i do not know if you are male or female. kthnx

animal, mineral or vegtable maybe

[Ryan]

swimming pool, balcony overlooking said swiming pool, balcony in a nightclub overlooking main room, in a castles grounds infront of the main lights.. bla bla. etc....

[pepsimax]

^LOL Thats baaad...

mine would be the workshop at a used-car-sales place in Oxfordshire where I used to work. I had the keys and the boss was on holiday in france.
He had an old classic merc there under-cover, but it was too uncomfortable so we had to do it on a workbench. lol

She loved it, still mentions it even though we are not together anymore...

[Prickle]

swimming pool,

Swimming pool must be awesome tbh. :cool:

[Ryan]

Swimming pool must be awesome tbh. :cool:

Its ok, its quite funny when its the swimming pool infront of the dining hall at the complex you are staying.

Trying to be subtle lolz.

[Furio-Gazza]

My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean. lol :p

[Prickle]

Its ok, its quite funny when its the swimming pool infront of the dining hall at the complex you are staying.

Trying to be subtle lolz.

Haha. :D

My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean. lol :p

could you smell fish aswell? ;)

[logic_guy]

My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean. lol :p

LMAO, quite a clever joke.

Parents Bed ;)
G/f's Sisters Room
Blowy on a train
Blowy in a changing room
Back of my car, outside my works
In a pub car park
In a forest
On a river bank
Kitchen!

[MartiVtr]

Anyone done it on the stairs I've always wondered.... I've also done it on a trampoline .. ha was just toooo springy man!!

[logic_guy]

Anyone done it on the stairs I've always wondered.... I've also done it on a trampoline .. ha was just toooo springy man!!

Yes, stairs are no fun, i ended up getting cramp in my thighs.

[Abass123]

On my drive :wall:

[Liamm]

Anyone done it on the stairs I've always wondered.... I've also done it on a trampoline .. ha was just toooo springy man!!


stairs are pretty crap it doesnt half hurt no matter which way your doing it, i thought it woulda been alright lol. Moved onto her sisters bed instead :P (ex gf)

[MartinDines]

wow my sex life is officially boring after reading this thread

[Prickle]

anyone tried the "glow in the dark" doms? :cool:

my expectations were set too high it appears

[pepsimax]

^Kills it if she's epileptic lol

[Liamm]

used glow in the dark jonnys, mainly to just ran around windmilling and pretending to play star wars using her head as target practice. :D got a telling off for that though, but proceeded to make light saber noises whilst doing her :homme:

[smiith]

Trampolene
Wet n Wild Changing Rooms
Foot Asylum Changing Rooms
Car Bonnet in a Layby
Beach
Whitby Pier
Top of a Lighthouse on Whitby Pier
On a small Speed Boat
School Field
Bathroom
Kitchen
Living room window cill facing the avenue

Im sure theres more, they are the 1st to spring to mind

[ClumpyVtR]

Hummm would have to be...

Waterbed
Balcony in shagaluf
Punto rear seats
On a bunkbed my brother was asleep ontop of and i was underneath
Also had a 3sum which was pretty cool . Dont ask for pics incase u know them lol
In a b&b
Swimming pool
Took a girls virginity on a washing machine rofl
In a bush
In tesco car park

Theres others but i need to go through my highlight reel and i'll do a progress thread.

[smiith]

Hummm would have to be...

Waterbed
Balcony in shagaluf
Punto rear seats
On a bunkbed my brother was asleep ontop of and i was underneath
Also had a 3sum which was pretty cool . Dont ask for pics incase u know them lol
In a b&b
Swimming pool
Took a girls virginity on a washing machine rofl
In a bush
In tesco car park

Theres others but i need to go through my highlight reel and i'll do a progress thread.


Bet it was hard not to wake him up if he was ontop and asleep..

[DanielT92]

Bet it was hard not to wake him up if he was ontop and asleep..

LOL :clapping:

[Byard]

Kitchen table or infront of a roaring open fire with her holding onto the mantle piece was pretty strange/good.

[jw1325]

muhahaha.

the day my ex got his type r - sitting talking to his mates in their car next to us and i sat on his knee and voila... we had to drive away to finish obviously. minimal movement available.

in a hay barn at the stables.

in the pool and massage hut in the dominican republic.

showers at the highland show.

iv had some wierd locations lol

[Prickle]

]

in a hay barn at the stables.



would you do it there again? :detective:

[b0t13]

muhahaha.

the day my ex got his type r - sitting talking to his mates in their car next to us and i sat on his knee and voila... we had to drive away to finish obviously. minimal movement available.

in a hay barn at the stables.

in the pool and massage hut in the dominican republic.

showers at the highland show.

iv had some wierd locations lol

i have a vts and a type R, wonna cyb3r? ROFL

heres my list,
bedroom 1 ,2 ,3
kitchen
stairs l
living room,
garden
shed
empty park
playgrounds
forests
bonnet boot back seat front seats roof of my vts(now for sale lol jokes;))
changing rooms in trafford centre
tents
friends house
non-friends house
againts a monument up a massive cliff
in a cave! yes a cave!

anymore recommendations?

[auds]

Hannah :fcuk: I'm shocked :P actually that a lie I not really ;)

and I'm a nun, so I don't have sex anymore :P

but have been some exciting places :)

[Ryan]

Adding roundabout outside the police station onto the done list lol

[vtrxstickens]

ona beach and ona trampoline i gta say are my weirdest 2 lol

[McGuire86]

Phone Box :homme:

[vtrxstickens]

Phone Box :homme:

haha on the phone to sexline for a step to step guide ;)

[McGuire86]

haha on the phone to sexline for a step to step guide ;)

yeah that was it :(

[vtrxstickens]

Phone Box :homme:

ahah atleast the person on the other side of the phone got a wank out of it aye ;)

[Dannii]

Ive had a 14ft trampoline in my garden for 2 years now...

I always wonder to myself why the hell havent I had sex on it yet...

[vtrxstickens]

Ive had a 14ft trampoline in my garden for 2 years now...

I always wonder to myself why the hell havent I had sex on it yet...

its good honest ;)

[Dannii]

its good honest ;)

Is that sarcasm? Haha

Ive always imagined it to be toooo bouncy to be enjoyable...

[Lacey_106]

I want to have sex on a trampoline!

The way I imagine it to happen though would cause some serious injuries.

[nickhead]

Im a born again virgin.

I remember some odd places a few years ago but thats all a blur now!!

[Lacey_106]

Im a born again virgin.

I remember some odd places a few years ago but thats all a blur now!!

Thats because you can't find her box :y:

[nickhead]

I think it healed over last year tbf!!!

[Lacey_106]

I think it healed over last year tbf!!!

EPIC... when you find it can I poke it?

[Ali123]

never had sex in my own bed, ever! :O
and the weirdest place has gotta be at my old highschool teachers bed

[Lacey_106]

never had sex in my own bed, ever! :O
and the weirdest place has gotta be at my old highschool teachers bed

Erm... WHY?! To both...

[nickhead]

EPIC... when you find it can I poke it?

I could do with a hand finding it....

Beginning to doubt myself, not sure if i remember what one looks like, feel free to PM me a reminder

[Lacey_106]

I could do with a hand finding it....

Beginning to doubt myself, not sure if i remember what one looks like, feel free to PM me a reminder

Ok... PM inbound.

[Furio-Gazza]

On the train late one night coming back from shrewsbury night out

[nickhead]

Ok... PM inbound.

Recieved thanks fluffy!! ;)

[Ali123]

Erm... WHY?! To both...

justt never got round to it in my own bed and as for the 2nd one, my mate was house sitting for her and she said he could have a few people round so... yeah
we all got abit carried away!

[imDan]

Weirdest-phonebox ( was young and at night ) lol
Best - beach

[auds]

I want to have sex on a trampoline!

The way I imagine it to happen though would cause some serious injuries.

Yeah fuck that can you imagine.....slipping into the wrong hole (or right, whichever way you look at it) every bounce up and the other every bounce down omg be insane :panic: and maybe get a poke in the eye as well if you're really lucky ;)

[Lacey_106]

Yeah fuck that can you imagine.....slipping into the wrong hole (or right, whichever way you look at it) every bounce up and the other every bounce down omg be insane :panic: and maybe get a poke in the eye as well if you're really lucky ;)

every holes a goal :detective:

[saxowebby]

auds and lacey you 2 are my heros i can only imagine sex on a trampoline with either of you would be amazing, (closes eyes and dreams) :clapping::clapping:

[auds]

auds and lacey you 2 are my heros i can only imagine sex on a trampoline with either of you would be amazing, (closes eyes and dreams) :clapping::clapping:

both of us would be even better I'm sure ;)

[Lacey_106]

both of us would be even better I'm sure ;)

Sounds like a dream night :D

[auds]

Sounds like a dream night :D

it does ;) oh god I just imagined our boobies bouncing a LOT :fcuk:

[saxowebby]

pfft i dont even want to imagine both of you, i wouldnt cope. but would be 1 hell of an experience. £50 each :y:

[Lacey_106]

it does ;) oh god I just imagined our boobies bouncing a LOT :fcuk:

Your boobs would knock me out... :p

[auds]

pfft i dont even want to imagine both of you, i wouldnt cope. but would be 1 hell of an experience. £50 each :y:

£50 :omg: lol since when did you pay for these experiences :P

[auds]

Your boobs would knock me out... :p

flol :P and give myself a black eye ;)

[saxowebby]

£50 :omg: lol since when did you pay for these experiences :P

lol my bad, excited in the heat of the moment,

i think i love you lol

[nickhead]

http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripertalk/images/smilies/this_thread_is_worthless_without_pics.gif

[Lacey_106]

http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripertalk/images/smilies/this_thread_is_worthless_without_pics.gif

You can post that pussy pic I sent you if you like babe? :hug::y:

[auds]

lol my bad, excited in the heat of the moment,

i think i love you lol

awwwww :hug: :hug:

[nickhead]

I better not, i did promise, ill post the one you send me tomorrow after your Taming and styling session!!!

[saxowebby]

awwwww :hug: :hug:

IS UR back ok? i know u hurt it ages ago.

:hug:

would a trampoline be the best idea especially with ur tits, im sure the contributed to the bad back in the 1st place

[Lacey_106]

I better not, i did promise, ill post the one you send me tomorrow after your Taming and styling session!!!

I thought you said you were going to help me?

[nickhead]

I am! End up looking worse after i've had a go

At styling it!

[auds]

IS UR back ok? i know u hurt it ages ago.

:hug:

would a trampoline be the best idea especially with ur tits, im sure the contributed to the bad back in the 1st place

Lmao no my back is shite lol :( I had a lumbar puncture on saturday :(

my csf pressure was too high they had to drain the spinal fluid to reduce it, had a needle stuck in my back for over half an hour was just a wonderful experience :panic: lol
haha tbh I think it would break my back for good :( yesh stupid big tits :fcuk:

[saxowebby]

So auds your used to having pricks in you all the time?

Thats gud to me lol

[hellovts]

hotel's swimming pool in turkey / jacuzzi also in turkey... :fcuk:

[craig180]

If we're still on target mine would be a toss up between the following:

On a hotel balcony overlooking loads of people walking through Leeds city centre

In the back of a taxi on my way home from a night out

On a friends kitchen table in front of a load of friends after a game of strip poker

With a random girl at a house party that sat on my lap then proceeded to jack me off then sit on me whilst still sat in front of everyone. Was the strangest thing talking to people whilst subtly banging this girl!

[saxowebby]

mine is next to a main road over the boot of my vectra about 3pm in the afternoon. quite a few people drove past.

[Easty]

Some lass tossed me off in a grave yard when I was walking her home from the pub, she wasn't up for digging up any bodies afterwards sadly.

[Viper]

Did you know the lass or did she just randomly start fiddling with your john thomas?

[Easty]

Did you know the lass or did she just randomly start fiddling with your john thomas?

We have been friends since I can remember, she never mentioned a graveyard fetish in all that time..... It was cool having a tomb stone to lean against though.

[vtrxstickens]

Is that sarcasm? Haha

Ive always imagined it to be toooo bouncy to be enjoyable...

naah not sarcasm :) its to enjoyable to not do it again

[Spanky]

in your mums bed...with your mum of corse

[vtrxstickens]

in your mums bed...with your mum of corse

which then would be your death bed ;)

[MartiVtr]

Lol i didnt even realise this thread was still going :P

[VTHall]

Lol i didnt even realise you was still going :P

thats what she said...

[vtrxstickens]

thats what she said...

hahaaaa :)
dropped himself in it there

[MartiVtr]

thats what she said...


Lol quick off the mark!!

hahaaaa :)
dropped himself in it there

And FFS I'm not a him :( I am gonna get ripped for this sooo much! Look at my profile dumbass ;)

[VTHall]

Lol quick off the mark!!



And FFS I'm not a him :( I am gonna get ripped for this sooo much! Look at my profile dumbass ;)

he has looked at your profile.. thats why he said him! ;) loool

[MartiVtr]

he has looked at your profile.. thats why he said him! ;) loool

Ehh don't come rippin into me your just sad on the inside ;)

[vtrxstickens]

And FFS I'm not a him :( I am gonna get ripped for this sooo much! Look at my profile dumbass ;)

woops ;), my apologies, so your a her?? i wasnt to kno lol

thats what she said...

so hes sayin your a lesbian ahah, or thats what she said to him

jus clear this one up for me :)

[VTHall]

woops ;), my apologies, so your a her?? i wasnt to kno lol



so hes sayin your a lesbian ahah, or thats what she said to him

jus clear this one up for me :)

whatever you desire.

[vtrxstickens]

whatever you desire.

haha oooh ;) aah in that case shes a lesbian and u joined in for a threesome, and u was on the other girl and she said that to you, you got off and martivtr went in for a play she was useless to, the other girl turned straight found me and never looked back!!

i should be a writer ;) booyaaa

[Giraffe]

haha oooh ;) aah in that case shes a lesbian and u joined in for a threesome, and u was on the other girl and she said that to you, you got off and martivtr went in for a play she was useless to, the other girl turned straight found me and never looked back!!

i should be a writer ;) booyaaa

No, you shouldn't.

[MartiVtr]

haha oooh ;) aah in that case shes a lesbian and u joined in for a threesome, and u was on the other girl and she said that to you, you got off and martivtr went in for a play she was useless to, the other girl turned straight found me and never looked back!!

i should be a writer ;) booyaaa

How would you know?! :homme:

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha i actually created a thread ages ago on this marti so beat you to it muhahahaha

[Prickle]

How would you know?! :homme:

starfish.

[Reggae_Dub]

Nearly once in the freezer when I worked at SubWay that would have been pretty weird lmao and cold BRRR

[Reggae_Dub]

If we're still on target mine would be a toss up between the following:

On a hotel balcony overlooking loads of people walking through Leeds city centre

In the back of a taxi on my way home from a night out

On a friends kitchen table in front of a load of friends after a game of strip poker

With a random girl at a house party that sat on my lap then proceeded to jack me off then sit on me whilst still sat in front of everyone. Was the strangest thing talking to people whilst subtly banging this girl!

Mate you sound like Jay off the Inbetweeners :wink:

[craig180]

Mate you sound like Jay off the Inbetweeners :wink:

Apart from the fact I have 10 or so years on Jay and am not a bullshitter. Ask anyone that knows me ;)

[Viper]

and am not a bullshitter. Ask anyone that knows me ;)

:geek:

[Mochachino]

I had sex in a bed once.

[craig180]

I had sex in a bed once.

I'll see your sex in a bed once and raise you, sex in a bed twice

[Viper]

I've had sex in 0 beds 0 times...

[auds]

I've had sex in 0 beds 0 times...

Tom.....I saw you'd commented in this thread and thought OMG Viper has had sex :fcuk: but no still a virgin :P

[Dannii]

Tom.....I saw you'd commented in this thread and thought OMG Viper has had sex :fcuk: but no still a virgin :P

Which isn't a big surprise :A:

[MR_N]

Ask anyone that knows me ;)

I know Craig and confirm he is saxperience's resident Quagmire

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Glenn_Quagmire.png

[MartiVtr]

hahaha i actually created a thread ages ago on this marti so beat you to it muhahahaha

Well that was aaaages ago :O Mines lasted aages! :A:

[12u55]

annoying bump

I'll make a list:
at a zoo
in a bird hide
in a pool
in a changing room
public steps
back seat of the car
tents
sand dunes
huge bath tub
shower
hay loft
trampoline (they are fun)
On a sofa with 8 cats watching
A random room in zante, (as in balcony door left open, we just used it)
Hur hur...

[L33h]

8 cats watching?! what sort of lasses have you been shagging? lmfao.

Nice one for the zoo one tho haha

[Gabbastard]

Swimming pool.

[wullvfr]

A blow job whilst driving is the way to go:mental:

[Mochachino]

Swimming pool.

Is that for the most wierd or best?

[Gabbastard]

Is that for the most wierd or best?

Wierdest. Best, staff room of my work lol

[12u55]

8 cats watching?! what sort of lasses have you been shagging? lmfao.

Nice one for the zoo one tho haha

Wasnt even the birds house. It was her mates. And tbh, it's why I longer have any desire to fuck women from chesterfield, or even visit it.

[Carl-h]

I've had sex in a pool, not that good though tbh.

[P_Connor]

At a small waterfall/lake area in Wiltshire...... lol.

[Brettles1986]

I'm a virgin!

[P_Connor]

I'm a virgin!

Debatable! I'll ask Roxanne!

[danny-vts]

Wasnt even the birds house. It was her mates. And tbh, it's why I longer have any desire to fuck women from chesterfield, or even visit it.

What's her name? lol

[12u55]

What's her name? lol

Jenny. Has a fetish for bus drivers... She has a huge nose.
the birds house, Morgan I think.

[holdawayt]

Magaluf beach in a long line of about 30 others doing the same thing.
Was a bit strange looking to your left or right and seeing people at it 5ft away. I'd imagine it's how a gangbang would feel haha.

Best would probably be Paris. Was just nice.

[Gain]

Strangest 'place' was probably on a narrow boat in Amsterdam.

Favourite time was on my lunch break and when I went back to work my boss asked me if i was ok cause my face was beetroot red lol. I said I felt rough so he sent me home :y:

[craig180]

I know Craig and confirm he is saxperience's resident Quagmire

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Glenn_Quagmire.png

I don't remember seeing this. Lol

[Brettles1986]

At a small waterfall/lake area in Wiltshire...... lol.

So the pub toilet doesn't make this list then does it Daddy Ormston ;)

[knight-22]

Got a blowey in McDonalds car park, while macho-ing my way through a Quarter pounder meal.

probably the highlight of my life

Hahahaha

[P_Connor]

So the pub toilet doesn't make this list then does it Daddy Ormston ;)

Na, she wasn't the best of shags.... Besides, no-one walked in which adds to the adrenaline rush. No kids for me! (yet) Me and Roxanne are having that talk soon ;)

[Brettles1986]

Na, she wasn't the best of shags.... Besides, no-one walked in which adds to the adrenaline rush. No kids for me! (yet) Me and Roxanne are having that talk soon ;)

Who is this Roxanne you talk of, it couldn't possibly be my sister as she has somewhat high standards in men.

[P_Connor]

Who is this Roxanne you talk of, it couldn't possibly be my sister as she has somewhat high standards in men.

I'm definitely on about your sister Roxanne. I did find her in yellow pages.....

[MR_N]

I don't remember seeing this. Lol

Fook me that was a while ago

[Prickle]

No kids for me! (yet) Me and Roxanne are having that talk soon ;)

http://most.444.hu/assets/sites/2/Ned-StarkBraceYourself-thumb-550x329-56147.jpeg