View Full Version : all i can say to this guy in a c2 vtr is...... HOWS MY DUST TASTE DUDE lmao
saxobadman
20th March 2011, 20:37
jus nipped to shop n had a guy in a c2 vtr flashin me n sittin up my arse. unlucky 4 him iv dropped a vts engine in my vtr lol left him 4 dust on a duel carrage way lmao. next time chap :boxing:
blackie_2k5
20th March 2011, 20:38
jus nipped to shop n had a guy in a c2 vtr flashin me n sittin up my arse. unlucky 4 him iv dropped a vts engine in my vtr lol left him 4 dust on a duel carrage way lmao. next time chap :boxing:
very nice:clapping:
troll?
MiniGibbo
20th March 2011, 20:40
Maybe he was granny shifting not double clutching like he should..
Dom
20th March 2011, 20:41
Shut up.
manta
20th March 2011, 20:45
Was Vinnie D in the passenger seat?
Did he say "smoke him" in a really cool voice.
Your penis must have tingled as you destroyed him in front of all the 16 year old girls frothing from the axe wound.
Then you posted your sickness on a car forum dedicated to a car trying to shed the chavvy look.
Nice one titty.
haz_pro
20th March 2011, 20:47
you bad man!!
Rudpud
20th March 2011, 20:47
jus nipped to shop n had a guy in a c2 vtr flashin me n sittin up my arse. unlucky 4 him iv dropped a vts engine in my vtr lol left him 4 dust on a duel carrage way lmao. next time chap :boxing:
Well done to you, sir. You managed to make yourself look like a tit on the interwebs :y:
devilsadvocate
20th March 2011, 20:47
jus nipped to shop n had a guy in a c2 vtr flashin me n sittin up my arse. unlucky 4 him iv dropped a vts engine in my vtr lol left him 4 dust on a duel carrage way lmao. next time chap :boxing:
There are no words to describe how 'cool' you are
How can I be like you? Tell me, please!!
manta
20th March 2011, 20:48
There are no words to describe how 'cool' you are
How can I be like you? Tell me, please!!
I was thinking exactly that!
daveg1
20th March 2011, 20:48
Shut up.
What he said
saxo-parts
20th March 2011, 20:52
splendid, Ilsons finest shining through
s555dan
20th March 2011, 20:52
Subscribed
saxobadman
20th March 2011, 20:52
wots the point in doin a car up n not thrashing it once in a while?
wots the matter with u!
u wil never get the chav name off of tunin cars (unfortunatly) thats jus the way it is. n no my penis didnt tingle!?!?!? my balls did lol
wassy78
20th March 2011, 20:54
jus nipped to shop n had a guy in a c2 vtr flashin me n sittin up my arse. unlucky 4 him iv dropped a vts engine in my vtr lol left him 4 dust on a duel carrage way lmao. next time chap :boxing:
Well done my dads a copper . He knows I'm on here and said to try and find out as he seen it but had do go on a different call :)
Rodney
20th March 2011, 20:54
Am impressed :y:
lol
Saxovch22
20th March 2011, 20:54
Lol at racing a C2 , well done bet your penis feels large
Furio-Gazza
20th March 2011, 20:54
Brilliant
Dom
20th March 2011, 20:55
wots the point in doin a car up n not thrashing it once in a while?
wots the matter with u!
u wil never get the chav name off of tunin cars (unfortunatly) thats jus the way it is. n no my penis didnt tingle!?!?!? my balls did lol
Thrashing is for track. Speeding kills.
Whats the matter with me? Im fine actually, just itching my ball sack while searching for a even more powerful car to smoke your arse next time I go to Ilkeston.
We might not get the chav name off, but you ain't making it any better, fuck me I felt my insurance go up an extra few quid!
Your balls tingled? Is that just the crabs?
23carragold
20th March 2011, 20:55
wots the point in doin a car up n not thrashing it once in a while?
wots the matter with u!
u wil never get the chav name off of tunin cars (unfortunatly) thats jus the way it is. n no my penis didnt tingle!?!?!? my balls did lol
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QmO_YFRrGCg/ScSjVVgKgxI/AAAAAAAAANI/lL3rZNQGvjg/s400/chavs.jpg
saxo-parts
20th March 2011, 20:57
wait till the C2 owner drops a V6 Pug engine in lol, feel the tingle then!
saxo-parts
20th March 2011, 20:58
Thrashing is for track. Speeding kills.
Whats the matter with me? Im fine actually, just itching my ball sack while searching for a even more powerful car to smoke your arse next time I go to Ilkeston.
We might not get the chav name off, but you ain't making it any better, fuck me I felt my insurance go up an extra few quid!
Your balls tingled? Is that just the crabs?
When you coming up again Dom?
Rudpud
20th March 2011, 20:58
wots the point in doin a car up n not thrashing it once in a while?
wots the matter with u!
u wil never get the chav name off of tunin cars (unfortunatly) thats jus the way it is. n no my penis didnt tingle!?!?!? my balls did lol
Please learn to speak and spell English.
wassy78
20th March 2011, 20:58
He's not really but thought was funny . Lol Jason was it you he left ?
Dom
20th March 2011, 20:59
Saxobadman, please refrain from entering into this forum when posting bullshit :)
We have seen many like you before, if you continue to act like a complete cock, I shall have no choice but to embarrass you on a open forum. Thanks.
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:01
When you coming up again Dom?
I need Driveshafts, both sides mate. Got any off a 97 GTI?
I see you got some new premises, will I be able to get into this one without taking out the front bumper? lol
saxobadman
20th March 2011, 21:01
lol point taken :)
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:02
Nice, problem sorted, now get a progress thread up & Welcome to Saxp ;)
W103_A5H
20th March 2011, 21:04
Its people like you who give saxo owners a bad name and high insurance when you crash from racin your car about, idiot!
saxo-parts
20th March 2011, 21:05
I need Driveshafts, both sides mate. Got any off a 97 GTI?
I see you got some new premises, will I be able to get into this one without taking out the front bumper? lol
yep,nice flat tarmaced yard and full indoor storage for parts, and easier to get to!
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:05
Its people like you who give saxo owners a bad name and high insurance when you crash from racin your car about, idiot!
Your too late to take the piss mate, that privilege ended 4 minutes ago :n:
I will let you know when the next troll comes alone and give you first dibs on the piss taking :A:
saxo-parts
20th March 2011, 21:06
He's not really but thought was funny . Lol Jason was it you he left ?
lololol i think not, i'm too old and wise to play chase me with chavvies! aside from which, whats to prove....you owe me a 10 second car Wassy lol
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:08
yep,nice flat tarmaced yard and full indoor storage for parts, and easier to get to!
Fook me that sounds like heaven to me! You got any driveshafts then pal? Il be up on April 2nd if you have! :y:
MiniGibbo
20th March 2011, 21:09
Was it like the race scene out of Ali g???
saxo-parts
20th March 2011, 21:10
probably have some by then if we haven't already, took bloody ages to move yard and workshop,shame i was in Benidorm and left it all to the others....cheers dudes!
saxobadman
20th March 2011, 21:10
iv got a 106quicksilver u can have buts its more like a 10 minuit car lol
and like i said earlyer, point taken :oops:
L20VTS
20th March 2011, 21:11
Could of at least posted about a c2 vts.
I pwn3d one of those in my vts...... Ijoke
actually no I really did lolz.. road is a racetrack and all that
saxo-parts
20th March 2011, 21:13
behave Hannah, the Berlingo would leave that owd knacker behind lol
L20VTS
20th March 2011, 21:14
I knows :( Engine is in my gti though now and its got lexus lights innit so super fast y0!
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:15
I heard if you take a dumb in your Air Filter Hannah it adds an extra 5bhp..
You could smoke Jason's arse in the Berlingo in seconds!!
L20VTS
20th March 2011, 21:16
I heard if you take a dumb in your Air Filter Hannah it adds an extra 5bhp..
You could smoke Jason's arse in the Berlingo in seconds!!
a dumb that's a new one :S
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:17
a dumb that's a new one :S
Dump* AKA Turd. AQCKA A Shit.
L20VTS
20th March 2011, 21:19
Dump* AKA Turd. AQCKA A Shit.
I'll hold the air filter you fill it for me?
Robbie-Flat-Arch
20th March 2011, 21:19
would have been great if he shot past you lol would have looked a right cock then but on a serious note keep the speed to the track to many people die because of cocks on the road
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:20
I'll hold the air filter you fill it for me?
If your into that kind of thing.. Milk me bitch.
wassy78
20th March 2011, 21:20
Cool what 10 sec car would you like Jason lol
jw1325
20th March 2011, 21:21
Oi bruv.
I just read your story yeah, and well me and my mates wanna ride in your Saxo yeah? But only if we go down mcdz and meet all your mates yeah. And I'll feel well garden being your passenger.
Den afta that we can find a bit yeah and you can fuck me ova da bonnet like doze girls in dah mags. Il even let you stick it in my arse for having such a sick car yeah blud
K17NEY
20th March 2011, 21:22
If your going to boast about something on the net, at least make it worth it. C2 VTR's are wank.
23carragold
20th March 2011, 21:22
If your into that kind of thing.. Milk me bitch.
http://www.whiterabbitcult.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/what_the_fuck_is_this_shit_dr_seus.jpg
Dom
20th March 2011, 21:23
Oi bruv.
I just read your story yeah, and well me and my mates wanna ride in your Saxo yeah? But only if we go down mcdz and meet all your mates yeah. And I'll feel well garden being your passenger.
Den afta that we can find a bit yeah and you can fuck me ova da bonnet like doze girls in dah mags. Il even let you stick it in my arse for having such a sick car yeah blud
EXCUSE ME JEN?!
How come I was never offered this privilege?!
Fuck sake. Off to race chav's on the back streets of Bedford to earn this privilege, coolio?
Ryan
20th March 2011, 21:24
wots the point in doin a car up n not thrashing it once in a while?
wots the matter with u!
u wil never get the chav name off of tunin cars (unfortunatly) thats jus the way it is. n no my penis didnt tingle!?!?!? my balls did lol
Modified car owners are not all chavs, but going on the use of the English language here id say ;)
Thanks for the shit thread though.
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