TONIGHT? did i spot a member?

[nataliecforbes]

Was anybody stuck behind a black saxo forte?
that has "saxo" wording on their rear light?
this is my car

and they were driving a silver saxo that I could see had a blue cd console inside and was a male driver?

if so:

please don't put on your full beams at me and blind me, it's not my fault the person in front with a baby on board sign in the rear was driving like a tractor :(

I had to laugh because when he over took in the right lane to get past me miserably stuck behind the tractor, he just sped into the retail park in crayford near mcdonalds...he must of been starving! :clapping:

[Prickle]

Your typical saxo driver there. i hope you gave him the vee's

[Mochachino]

Not sure mate, shouldnt be hard to find out though as your description stating it was a male driver is very precise. Not many male drivers on here.

[RustySkull]

Hahaha, I get Saxo drivers tailgate me all the time...

[cyne]

Seen someone in a silver saxo doing the same thing to someone else, was literally about 2 foot away from the other cars bumper going into the national speed limit zone from a 30 and probably in 2nd gear by the sound it was making.

I wonder why people frown upon saxo owners...

If he did it to me, his front end wouldn't so good anymore.

[Rudpud]

If he did it to me, his front end wouldn't so good anymore.


Although tailgating is annoying, you would be a cunt for doing that.

[m11ler]

Was anybody stuck behind a black saxo forte?
that has "saxo" wording on their rear light?
this is my car

and they were driving a silver saxo that I could see had a blue cd console inside and was a male driver?

If he was behind you, how could you notice this lol

[MrChris]

Try posting this in the "Have you been spotted?" forum

Will get more of a responce

[Dom]

I use to blast it whenever I saw a Saxo/106 on the private roads near me. Always a good crack when you got someone who pulls over and have a good chat with them after :) Car friends FTMFW.

[nataliecforbes]

Not sure mate, shouldnt be hard to find out though as your description stating it was a male driver is very precise. Not many male drivers on here.

i didn't know there were many part time comedians on here!? :A:

ok inspector...

IC1 male
silver citroen saxo
badges removed, lowered, dewipered and a blue cd console inside.

[nataliecforbes]

If he was behind you, how could you notice this lol

if you continue to read the rest...
i did say he over took in the right hand lane

[Mochachino]

i didn't know there were many part time comedians on here!? :A:

ok inspector...

IC1 male
silver citroen saxo
badges removed, lowered, dewipered and a blue cd console inside.

sounds like any other saxo now lol

[m11ler]

if you continue to read the rest...
i did say he over took in the right hand lane

apologies for my fail then :y: naattt

[nataliecforbes]

sounds like any other saxo now lol

in crayford at 10pm?
no wonder there was lots of traffic...jeeeeeeeeze :wink:

[Dom]

in crayford at 10pm?
no wonder there was lots of traffic...jeeeeeeeeze :wink:

The traffic was because of me, didn't you get tickets to the show?!

[nataliecforbes]

apologies for my fail then :y: naattt

naattt?

no worries m'dear :p

[nataliecforbes]

naattt?

no worries m'dear :p

well sly...naattt!

[nataliecforbes]

The traffic was because of me, didn't you get tickets to the show?!

a show!! OH MANNNNNNNN :(
what have i missed?!! :panic:

:wink:

[Mochachino]

Why are you talking to yourself?

[nataliecforbes]

Why are you talking to yourself?

i'm not...i'm just adding onto what i last said because i cant edit my posts yet unfortunatley

[Dom]

a show!! OH MANNNNNNNN :(
what have i missed?!! :panic:

:wink:

The tickets to my show..
THE GUN SHOW!
*Enters picture of myself*
http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/big-biceps-weightlifting-workout-arnold.jpg

[m11ler]

Why are you talking to yourself?

lmfao!!

[nataliecforbes]

apologies for my fail then :y: naattt

so not sly at all haha

[m11ler]

so not sly at all haha

wtf are you on about

[nataliecforbes]

The tickets to my show..
THE GUN SHOW!
*Enters picture of myself*
http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/big-biceps-weightlifting-workout-arnold.jpg

hahaha!

oooooo i say! :homme:

[Mochachino]

brb .

[Giraffe]

wtf are you on about

wtf are you on about, learn to read. Your post was a fail, so god knows why you said naat. That's about as homo as people saying nom, deserve a brick throwing in your face.

[m11ler]

where abouts in kent did you see this silver saxo

[Furio-Gazza]

wtf are you on about

Think she has gone mad! lol :zainy:

[nataliecforbes]

wtf are you on about

jeeeeeeeeesus...

this guy put sorry for my fail, then put the word not, after, but spelt it "naattt" as if he's saying not in a sort of, idk, borat accent/stlye.

but colour coded the word white,
so nobody could see it,
therefore being sly

keep up dear.

[haz_pro]

Think i saw the same driver today in epsom by the discription, barstool!

[m11ler]

jeeeeeeeeesus...

this guy put sorry for my fail, then put the word not, after, but spelt it "naattt" as if he's saying not in a sort of, idk, borat accent/stlye.

but colour coded the word white,
so nobody could see it,
therefore being sly

keep up dear.

oh right, that happens alot lol

[Dom]

Nat, be careful of a member called 'Moke'. He tries chatting girls up on here and eventually sends girls naked pictures of himself, loads of threads been made about him doing this on here, mostly by Hannah (L20VTS) and Sophia_Bush. Just a heads up, he is lethal.

[nataliecforbes]

wtf are you on about, learn to read. Your post was a fail, so god knows why you said naat. That's about as homo as people saying nom, deserve a brick throwing in your face.

i :heart: you

[nataliecforbes]

where abouts in kent did you see this silver saxo

in crayford town centre

[Giraffe]

i :heart: you

brb, off to kill myself.

[m11ler]

in crayford town centre

Oh not near me then, see quite a lot of saxos near me that fit your description tbh so thought i might have seen them before

[danzman1991]

i saw a citroen

[haz_pro]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/01/article-1307972-0AFF4368000005DC-162_468x351.jpg

[Mochachino]

added on fb.

[nataliecforbes]

Nat, be careful of a member called 'Moke'. He tries chatting girls up on here and eventually sends girls naked pictures of himself, loads of threads been made about him doing this on here, mostly by Hannah (L20VTS) and Sophia_Bush. Just a heads up, he is lethal.

OMG!! :panic:

what a loser.

...i suppose we should all sympathise, he obviously has no sort of life or real friends to hang with. can't get any female attention himself, so the only way he achieves satisfaction is by posting those photos to female members in hope that some one might actually enjoy them.

that's about as useless as builders shouting out "get your tits out love!"
it's never going to happen so why ask?

[nataliecforbes]

further more, why hasnt this moke chap been banned?!

[Mochachino]

further more, why hasnt this moke chap been banned?!

Because he is Admin for saxp. Also goes by the name of Simo if you heard of him.

[haz_pro]

oh dear.. hhaha

[nataliecforbes]

brb, off to kill myself.

why?
i thought you was sticking up for me against that other guy, was just showing my appreciation :S

[Mochachino]

why?
i thought you was sticking up for me against that other guy, was just showing my appreciation :S

Dont worry, he's just gay and dosent like attention of females.

[Giraffe]

why?
i thought you was sticking up for me against that other guy, was just showing my appreciation :S

Nope, was just attempting to bring him down a peg because he was being a bit of a doyle.

I was going to do the same to you, but you're awesome, like a car crash.

[nataliecforbes]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/01/article-1307972-0AFF4368000005DC-162_468x351.jpg

haha!! genius :clapping:

[nataliecforbes]

Nope, was just attempting to bring him down a peg because he was being a bit of a doyle.

I was going to do the same to you, but you're awesome, like a car crash.

umm...thanks, i think? :S

[Dom]

OMG!! :panic:

what a loser.

...i suppose we should all sympathise, he obviously has no sort of life or real friends to hang with. can't get any female attention himself, so the only way he achieves satisfaction is by posting those photos to female members in hope that some one might actually enjoy them.

that's about as useless as builders shouting out "get your tits out love!"
it's never going to happen so why ask?

I know, Me and Db_Sax just try and look out for the newbies on here, just don't let the guy on your facebook etc. He is weird, hope he don't see this lol Probably end up sending me pics next! :homme:

further more, why hasnt this moke chap been banned?!

Because he is Admin for saxp. Also goes by the name of Simo if you heard of him.

Admin over rule everything unfortunately. He banned me before iirc.

[Giraffe]

Dont worry, he's just gay and dosent like attention of females.

Who told you?

[nataliecforbes]

Dont worry, he's just gay and dosent like attention of females.

that's why he wants to kill himself? wow

[Mochachino]

Who told you?

Moke did mate, its ok, I wont tell anyone.

that's why he wants to kill himself? wow

Yeh I kno, he takes things seriously.

Thanks for declining me on fb btw :(

[Giraffe]

that's why he wants to kill himself? wow

I just can't live like this any more. I can't take these confused feelings, the denial, the repulse and hatred I feel towards myself for the way I feel about it. I just can't take it. Brb, off to kill myself, again.

[nataliecforbes]

I know, Me and Db_Sax just try and look out for the newbies on here, just don't let the guy on your facebook etc. He is weird, hope he don't see this lol Probably end up sending me pics next! :homme:





Admin over rule everything unfortunately. He banned me before iirc.

so let me get this straight...the guy that basically made this site is a pervert?
if you guys are talking about him like that won't he get angry and ban you?

[nataliecforbes]

I just can't live like this any more. I can't take these confused feelings, the denial, the repulse and hatred I feel towards myself for the way I feel about it. I just can't take it. Brb, off to kill myself, again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
surely there is another way! :(

[Mochachino]

so let me get this straight...the guy that basically made this site is a pervert?
if you guys are talking about him like that won't he get angry and ban you?

No because we are perverts too.

[nataliecforbes]

Moke did mate, its ok, I wont tell anyone.



Yeh I kno, he takes things seriously.

Thanks for declining me on fb btw :(

ohhh i declined because i thought "who is this!?"
and now i've just read back and saw you was going to add me

i don't really have people on my fb i dont know, sorry :S

[nataliecforbes]

No because we are perverts too.

of course! it all makes perfect sense now!

[Dom]

so let me get this straight...the guy that basically made this site is a pervert?
if you guys are talking about him like that won't he get angry and ban you?

He hates me already, and no not him.

I just got off a ban, wouldn't want another one:A:

[Giraffe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
surely there is another way! :(

I can't see another way. Bye bye cruel world.

ohhh i declined because i thought "who is this!?"
and now i've just read back and saw you was going to add me

i don't really have people on my fb i dont know, sorry :S

Oh great, now you're gonna make db_sax kill himself, how will the site cope?! Do you realise what you've done?!

[Mochachino]

ohhh i declined because i thought "who is this!?"
and now i've just read back and saw you was going to add me

i don't really have people on my fb i dont know, sorry :S

the polite version of 'fuck off your wierdo' :( you made one person kill himself, im gonna be the second now. Thanks.

[Mochachino]

I can't see another way. Bye bye cruel world.



Oh great, now you're gonna make db_sax kill himself, how will the site cope?! Do you realise what you've done?!

Beat me to it. Il shoot you and u shoot me at the same time?

[Furio-Gazza]

LOL!^^^

[Dom]

Nat, want to come out? Me and Db_Sax will pick you up in our Wheelbarrow putting out 326bhp & 369lb/ft of torque! Awesome fun!

[nataliecforbes]

I can't see another way. Bye bye cruel world.



Oh great, now you're gonna make db_sax kill himself, how will the site cope?! Do you realise what you've done?!

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

[nataliecforbes]

Nat, want to come out? Me and Db_Sax will pick you up in our Wheelbarrow putting out 326bhp & 369lb/ft of torque! Awesome fun!

it would be an honour

[Giraffe]

Beat me to it. Il shoot you and u shoot me at the same time?

Sounds good, we could put our heads together if you want, gun at each side, count to 3?

[Dom]

it would be an honour

Here's a sneaky pic of the whoreage! Db_Sax knows this wheelbarrow too well :P

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/TopRathoseGTi.jpg

[Mochachino]

Nat, want to come out? Me and Db_Sax will pick you up in our Wheelbarrow putting out 326bhp & 369lb/ft of torque! Awesome fun!

Just fired up the wheelbarrow, shes goin strong. I need two bottles of nos, I topped out at 140 earlier.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Why aint you taking this seriously?

[Mochachino]

it would be an honour

Great, im 40mins away, il be there in 20 :y: You will have to sit on the wheelbarrow handles though.

Sounds good, we could put our heads together if you want, gun at each side, count to 3?

We going on 3 or one two three BANG? Or we can drive off a cliff?

Here's a sneaky pic of the whoreage! Db_Sax knows this wheelbarrow too well :P

[IMG]http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/TopRathoseGTi.jpg[IMG]

HA the BEAST, makes me want a new wheelbarrow now tbh

[haz_pro]

my head and shoulders has way more power then that.

[nataliecforbes]

Here's a sneaky pic of the whoreage! Db_Sax knows this wheelbarrow too well :P

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/TopRathoseGTi.jpg

i'm sorry to have to break this to you dom...
but

db_sax won't be joining us in the wheelbarrow :(

you see, he couldnt cope with his homosexuality
and he's going to end it all tonight
i tried to stop him but

it was too late

[Mochachino]

Like lewis Hamilton! I prefer Panten ProV tbh.

[Dom]

Great, im 40mins away, il be there in 20 :y: You will have to sit on the wheelbarrow handles though.




HA the BEAST, makes me want a new wheelbarrow now tbh

Thats nothing, I installed some In Wheelbarrow Entertaintment in it a few weeks ago! with doorcards and handles!

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/th_utf-8BSU1HMDA4MjAtMjAxMTAyMDQtMTIwOC5qcGc.jpg (http://s765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/?action=view&current=utf-8BSU1HMDA4MjAtMjAxMTAyMDQtMTIwOC5qcGc.jpg)

Different level of pimpin' y0!

[Mochachino]

i'm sorry to have to break this to you dom...
but

db_sax won't be joining us in the wheelbarrow :(

you see, he couldnt cope with his homosexuality
and he's going to end it all tonight
i tried to stop him but

it was too late

wow wow wow! Im not the homo, Dave was! Is*

You didnt even try n stop me, and thats why Im going to go through with it now. Just shows you dont care about me :(

[Mochachino]

Thats nothing, I installed some In Wheelbarrow Entertaintment in it a few weeks ago! with doorcards and handles!

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/th_utf-8BSU1HMDA4MjAtMjAxMTAyMDQtMTIwOC5qcGc.jpg (http://s765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/?action=view&current=utf-8BSU1HMDA4MjAtMjAxMTAyMDQtMTIwOC5qcGc.jpg)

Different level of pimpin' y0!

Leccy windows too?! Big Man Ting.

[Dom]

Leccy windows too?! Big Man Ting.

Damn straight, as the shottingham massive say "No long ting cuzzy" ;)

[Giraffe]

wow wow wow! Im not the homo, Dave was! Is*

You didnt even try n stop me, and thats why Im going to go through with it now. Just shows you dont care about me :(

Ahahahahahaha I love how you're suddenly the gay one. I'm up for driving off a cliff, perhaps in your wheelbarrow? Failing that, your 3 series is ideal. Real nice car, impressed.

Car crash thread, love it. Perhaps a troll though?

[nataliecforbes]

wow wow wow! Im not the homo, Dave was! Is*

You didnt even try n stop me, and thats why Im going to go through with it now. Just shows you dont care about me :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjIug7JADdo

[Mochachino]

Damn straight, as the shottingham massive say "No long ting cuzzy" ;)

dun kno G, wheel barrow all day everyday cuz.

Ahahahahahaha I love how you're suddenly the gay one. I'm up for driving off a cliff, perhaps in your wheelbarrow? Failing that, your 3 series is ideal. Real nice car, impressed.

Car crash thread, love it. Perhaps a troll though?

LOL im pissed im suddenly the homo lol. Wheel barrow has 5star NCap so we better off in the saxo mate, definate death. Fuck doin it in the BM, id kill myself on the way down before i see the death of the car :(

[Mochachino]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjIug7JADdo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwJ_XuAgMNM

[Dom]

Nat, I heard this song, and thought of you :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

[L20VTS]

Nat, be careful of a member called 'Moke'. He tries chatting girls up on here and eventually sends girls naked pictures of himself, loads of threads been made about him doing this on here, mostly by Hannah (L20VTS) and Sophia_Bush. Just a heads up, he is lethal.

You know you're worse :p

[Mochachino]

Nat, I heard this song, and thought of you :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

Prefer this version personally:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

[Dom]

You know you're worse :p

Shhh :P You give in to sending me dirty pics.. oh wait.. that was Rudpud's arfo, sorry got mixed up with your lady garden :oops:

Prefer this version personally:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

FUCKING EPIC LOL.

[Rudpud]

Guys, stop posting links in the wrong section please... iJoke

Edit to Dom - I make you frothy at the gash!

[L20VTS]

Shhh :P You give in to sending me dirty pics.. oh wait.. that was Rudpud's arfo, sorry got mixed up with your lady garden :oops:



Oi bitch you know its shaved just for you ;)

Unlike your untrimmed mess :A:

[nataliecforbes]

Nat, I heard this song, and thought of you :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

omg how weird is that
because i was just listening to this song
and you immediately came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4

[Dom]

Oi bitch you know its shaved just for you ;)

Unlike your untrimmed mess :A:

Shaved once a week thanks very much, just for you Hannah ;) LOL

RUDPUD > :afro:

[L20VTS]

Shaved once a week thanks very much, just for you Hannah ;) LOL

RUDPUD > :afro:

Lolz that does rather look like him doesn't it :S

Still not enough to make me want a 3some with him sorry.

[Dom]

omg how weird is that
because i was just listening to this song
and you immediately came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4

Thats really weird Nat :P I heard this and you just came in my mind, yes I said mind, not in bed.. Off that note now.. here is the song;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eYhziwc7gI

[Dom]

Lolz that does rather look like him doesn't it :S

Still not enough to make me want a 3some with him sorry.

Excuse me, after last night you couldn't handle a threesome, dped? tight biatch ;)

[L20VTS]

Excuse me, after last night you couldn't handle a threesome, dped? tight biatch ;)

Oh rly :p

I'd rather be tight, means less chance of you wanting to put it up my arse :A:

[Mochachino]

omg how weird is that
because i was just listening to this song
and you immediately came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4

L M F A O thats a good comeback!

5:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f30_xfMP_Eg

[haz_pro]

loooool

the eamon song is so shit.

[TomT]

She still not got her tits out..?

Best let Moke know.. That's a bannable offence iirc.

[Rudpud]

Lolz that does rather look like him doesn't it :S

Still not enough to make me want a 3some with him sorry.

You couldn't handle me anyways darlin' :P
And yes, that smiley was designed on my appearance.

[Mochachino]

that's about as useless as builders shouting out "get your tits out love!"
it's never going to happen so why ask?

She still not got her tits out..?




Not gnna happen IRC

[Dom]

Oh rly :p

I'd rather be tight, means less chance of you wanting to put it up my arse :A:

Sorry, all arseholes are the same for a man and women.. So shoving it up your shitter would be like fucking my best mates arse. Wrong.

Wouldn't even get my finger up there anyways you tight arse ;)

[TomT]

You know dem ones, when, you tried to get the girl to get her tits out, but she just didn't..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmGO07IKNA

[L20VTS]

Sorry, all arseholes are the same for a man and women.. So shoving it up your shitter would be like fucking my best mates arse. Wrong.

Wouldn't even get my finger up there anyways you tight arse ;)

Hm I possibly like you more than I did 2mins ago :S

[Rudpud]

Hm I possibly like you more than I did 2mins ago :S

Because he compared your arsehole to a male arsehole?

[Mochachino]

You know dem ones, when, you tried to get the girl to get her tits out, but she just didn't..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmGO07IKNA

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

[nataliecforbes]

Thats really weird Nat :P I heard this and you just came in my mind, yes I said mind, not in bed.. Off that note now.. here is the song;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eYhziwc7gI

your musical taste is greatly disappointing...
i'm afraid we can no longer be friends

[Dom]

Hm I possibly like you more than I did 2mins ago :S

Everyone likes Dom. FACT.

You love me though

[L20VTS]

I do love you Dom, you know you're the only one for me :A:



Loooooooooooooooooool

[Mochachino]

your musical taste is greatly disappointing...
i'm afraid we can no longer be friends

I take it you like mine than, with dont go breaking my heart?

[Dom]

I do love you Dom, you know you're the only one for me :A:



Loooooooooooooooooool seriously.

Fixed.
I'd take a stab at you in the dark.. FTW.

[chloesax]

what up bitches?

[L20VTS]

Fixed.
I'd take a stab at you in the dark.. FTW.

Much better :p

inbox me your number babe lol

[Dom]

Much better :p

inbox me your number babe lol

07946 847922.
07946 847933

No dodgy texts please :)

[nataliecforbes]

I take it you like mine than, with dont go breaking my heart?

yours is most impressive

[Giraffe]

yours is most impressive

That's what she said!

no, she really did in this case, as I just quoted

[Mochachino]

yours is most impressive

thanks, want any more pics? Or is that one enough?

You can add me on fb now u kno hu i am. Or will i get turned down again by another polite reply? :(

[Rudpud]

thanks, want any more pics? Or is that one enough?

You can add me on fb now u kno hu i am. Or will i get turned down again by another polite reply? :(

You been sending her photoshopped naked pictures again?

[chloesax]

OMG saxp sexpesting

[cyne]

sexperience

[Mochachino]

You been sending her photoshopped naked pictures again?

yehh jus been puttin my face on some pornstar screen captureed images n that! :afro:

[chloesax]

to be honest it's past midnight, most normal people have gone to bed, the males are horny.

'I know I'll try and score some chicks on a saxo owners club'.

[nataliecforbes]

thanks, want any more pics? Or is that one enough?

You can add me on fb now u kno hu i am. Or will i get turned down again by another polite reply? :(

i dont need any more!
the photo you sent...i will never forget it
wow :sweetheart:

[AdskiVTR]

You been sending her photoshopped naked pictures again?

http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/brian-peppers.jpg

[Mochachino]

OMG saxp sexpesting


OMG BIG WRiTING!

[Mochachino]

i dont need any more!
the photo you sent...i will never forget it
wow :sweetheart:

You're amazin, il never forget yours either :kiss:

[chloesax]

OMG BIG WRiTING!

Naa that's just a big bold writing.

Size 18 fail db_sax :flush:

[nataliecforbes]

You're amazin, il never forget yours either :kiss:

no more silly talk of suicide!
let us run away together :lovers:

[Mochachino]

Naa that's just a big bold writing.

Size 18 fail db_sax :flush:

I previewed it and it looked as big as yours, it used to go bigger before though :(

no more silly talk of suicide!
let us run away together :lovers:

I kno, I dont know what came over me. Your photo has saved me from suicide, lifes looking positive now :luff: well it would be if u accepted me on fb :( im not letting you get away with that, I have to live with this fact till the day I day.

[Giraffe]

no more silly talk of suicide!
let us run away together :lovers:

Hi, I'm still going to kill myself. Might kill myself even more now you've taken db_sax away from me :(

[chloesax]

I previewed it and it looked as big as yours, it used to go bigger before though :(

that's what they all say minidick I mean sexy x

[Mochachino]

Hi, I'm still going to kill myself. Might kill myself even more now you've taken db_sax away from me :(

Go die motherfucker, shes mine :afro:

that's what they all say minidick I mean sexy x

well it used to go bigger anyway, jus a big flop these days when i try make it go big :n:

[chloesax]

have you tried punching it? x

[Giraffe]

Go die motherfucker, shes mine :afro:



well it used to go bigger anyway, jus a big flop these days when i try make it go big :n:

I don't want her, I want you. I'm the gay one remember... or was that you? Oh wait no, it was you wasn't it!

[Mochachino]

have you tried punching it? x

WOH!!! Bit agressive aint it?

I don't want her, I want you. I'm the gay one remember... or was that you? Oh wait no, it was you wasn't it!

hey gorgeous :homme: (no homo)

[nataliecforbes]

I previewed it and it looked as big as yours, it used to go bigger before though :(



I kno, I dont know what came over me. Your photo has saved me from suicide, lifes looking positive now :luff: well it would be if u accepted me on fb :( im not letting you get away with that, I have to live with this fact till the day I day.

i'm trying to prove that our love is real
we don't need facebook and other online virtual realities.
we have eachother
always :heart:

[chloesax]

WOH!!! Bit agressive aint it?


i'm not your typical girly pal. that's why x

[Mochachino]

i'm trying to prove that our love is real
we don't need facebook and other online virtual realities.
we have eachother
always :heart:

saxp counts as a virtual reality too, maybe we should prove our love is real in person? Il bring some toys :bunny:

[Mochachino]

i'm not your typical girly pal. that's why x

Lady gaga? Dont be a drag jus be a queen?

[nataliecforbes]

saxp counts as a virtual reality too, maybe we should prove our love is real in person? Il bring some toys :bunny:

you know me too well:hug:

[Barry123]

Lady gaga? Dont be a drag jus be a queen?

nnaaa it's because it's me ya div. Thought I'd resurrect chloesax for the first time in focking ages.

That and the whole saxp sexpesting gets on my tits. I mean you can have the most muntiest female show up on saxp and yet they'll still be a group of horny, pant moist saxpers ready to lay down the charm.

:heart:

[Mochachino]

nnaaa it's because it's me ya div. Thought I'd resurrect chloesax for the first time in focking ages.

That and the whole saxp sexpesting gets on my tits. I mean you can have the most muntiest female show up on saxp and yet they'll still be a group of horny, pant moist saxpers ready to lay down the charm.

:heart:

My first time at sexp sexpesting and id say its gone well lol

Chloesax should stay, I like that side of you xxx

[Giraffe]

nnaaa it's because it's me ya div. Thought I'd resurrect chloesax for the first time in focking ages.

That and the whole saxp sexpesting gets on my tits. I mean you can have the most muntiest female show up on saxp and yet they'll still be a group of horny, pant moist saxpers ready to lay down the charm.

:heart:

Knew I recognised the name hahaha. Have you just updated the about me section tonight?!

[Barry123]

yeah man, trying to lure in the sexpests :cool:

Any tips/suggestions... I thought, beauty, make up and shit would suggest they're pretty slaggy and up for a saxo driver ploughing them...?

[Mochachino]

Maybe mention something about going away in the summer gettin drunk in napa or somewhere, can only mean one thing really!

[Giraffe]

yeah man, trying to lure in the sexpests :cool:

Any tips/suggestions... I thought, beauty, make up and shit would suggest they're pretty slaggy and up for a saxo driver ploughing them...?

Going out and getting wrecked/party animal is a winner winner I reckon. Modelling?

[Prickle]

OMG saxp sexpesting

ASW imo.

[Barry123]

Maybe mention something about going away in the summer gettin drunk in napa or somewhere, can only mean one thing really!

napa - you hero.

Going out and getting wrecked/party animal is a winner winner I reckon. Modelling?

Modelling!!! of course I'm a fucking tit how could I forget that.

[nataliecforbes]

nnaaa it's because it's me ya div. Thought I'd resurrect chloesax for the first time in focking ages.

That and the whole saxp sexpesting gets on my tits. I mean you can have the most muntiest female show up on saxp and yet they'll still be a group of horny, pant moist saxpers ready to lay down the charm.

:heart:

am i MUNTY? :(
:broken:

[Mochachino]

I wouldnt say so, or i wouldnt have added u on facebook for a second time :oops: lol looks aint everyhting anyway

[Giraffe]

napa - you hero.



Modelling!!! of course I'm a fucking tit how could I forget that.

In interests, put "naughty boys ;)" haha that's bound to hook some. Fuck it, I should do this myself!

[Giraffe]

I wouldnt say so, or i wouldnt have added u on facebook for a second time :oops: lol looks aint everyhting anyway

Looking for love Danny?

[chloesax]

In interests, put "naughty boys ;)" haha that's bound to hook some. Fuck it, I should do this myself!

Basically lads, I'm hitting 30k post soon and well, it's not fucking cool. So I figured I'd start again.

[Rudpud]

In interests, put "naughty boys ;)" haha that's bound to hook some. Fuck it, I should do this myself!

You guys have already gone way overboard to get RyanDuncan interested :P Is he still around?

[chloesax]

am i MUNTY? :(
:broken:

No not you love. You're well fit.

... I'm just pointing the out the level of desperation for the young'ns to bash one without without ever leaving the comfort of saxp.

[nataliecforbes]

looks aint everyhting anyway

thats meant to make me feel better about being munty? :(

[chloesax]

And Dave, defo worth having a female alias just for lols. only have to look at the crap Gav gets as sophiabush.

[Mochachino]

Looking for love Danny?

im lonley awight! haha

Basically lads, I'm hitting 30k post soon and well, it's not fucking cool. So I figured I'd start again.

Il be honest, I do the same as you and im only just gone 20k posts. Might use my other account abit more soon though lol

[nataliecforbes]

No not you love. You're well fit.

... I'm just pointing the out the level of desperation for the young'ns to bash one without without ever leaving the comfort of saxp.

how do you know this?
who told you?

[Mochachino]

thats meant to make me feel better about being munty? :(

LOL I knew that would get that sort of reaction, but like i said u aint, im too tired to reassure u now lol, but sayin looks aint everything was meant to show i aint shallow haha

[nataliecforbes]

LOL I knew that would get that sort of reaction, but like i said u aint, im too tired to reassure u now lol, but sayin looks aint everything was meant to show i aint shallow haha

ohhhhh i see :dweeb:

[Barry123]

how do you know this?
who told you?

because I used to be one of those desperate young'ns who didn't want to leave saxp for 30 secs for wank basically.

[Saxovch22]

lets be serious here, ive never understood why girls care about their looks considering they only need to drop their knickers and the lad will pretend your a princess for 3 minutes

[Barry123]

LOL I knew that would get that sort of reaction, but like i said u aint, im too tired to reassure u now lol, but sayin looks aint everything was meant to show i aint got one single ounce of honesty

corrected a couple of errors for you mate.

[nataliecforbes]

lets be serious here, ive never understood why girls care about their looks considering they only need to drop their knickers and the lad will pretend your a princess for 3 minutes

they only last 3 mins?
shiiiiiiiiiiit.

i'm not bothered about my looks
im mere practical joking

[Mochachino]

because I used to be one of those desperate young'ns who didn't want to leave saxp for 30 secs for wank basically.

But instead you pretend to be a girl on saxp and leave for a 30 second wank at the same time?

[Mochachino]

corrected a couple of errors for you mate.

hahaha! One of them moments when im thinkin one thing and naturally typing something else :oops:

[Barry123]

lets be serious here, ive never understood why girls care about their looks considering they only need to drop their knickers and the lad will pretend your a princess for 3 minutes

they last 3 mins? what's their secret?

[Barry123]

But instead you pretend to be a girl on saxp and leave for a 30 second wank at the same time?

that's how I roll now yes.

[Mochachino]

they only last 3 mins?
shiiiiiiiiiiit.

i'm not bothered about my looks
im mere practical joking

5 more posts and u can change ur avatar. Fluent in sarcasm hey? ;)

[nataliecforbes]

But instead you pretend to be a girl on saxp and leave for a 30 second wank at the same time?

touche :y:

alright kiddies im going bed now
i have work tomorrow

night!
xxxxx

[Rudpud]

they last 3 mins? what's their secret?

I once lasted 2:59, my secret was.... i thought about chairs through it all

[Mochachino]

that's how I roll now yes.

Dont blame you mate, one of my ther accounts is a female, but ive found it hard to make any new ones after they checked my IP and blocked my Trevor_Mcdonald account :(

[nataliecforbes]

5 more posts and u can change ur avatar. Fluent in sarcasm hey? ;)

then i can put my munty mug on! YAY!:fcuk:

[Mochachino]

This girls a legend! Whats a more feminin word for legend?

[Barry123]

I once lasted 2:59, my secret was.... i thought about chairs through it all

I've tried solving really complicated maths equations once. didn't even make it to laying on the bed...

[Barry123]

This girls a legend! Whats a more feminin word for legend?

legendess.


Dont blame you mate, one of my ther accounts is a female, but ive found it hard to make any new ones after they checked my IP and blocked my Trevor_Mcdonald account :(
that's fucking awesome.

[Mochachino]

I got really confused during sex once, but I was watching countdown at the time.

[Rudpud]

I got really confused during sex once, but I was watching countdown at the time.

Did you try finish before the countdown was up? OR, did you try last longer?

[nataliecforbes]

This girls a legend! Whats a more feminin word for legend?

skeen!

[Barry123]

I got really confused during sex once, but I was watching countdown at the time.

I really want to try that... but not sure girlfriend would be too impressed mid-intercourse if I pulled out my ipod and switch on the countdown theme tune. but as said it's going to be one of things that I won't get out of my head and she'll just have to accept it.

Wonder if I can speed it up 10x faster so I'm not having to try too hard.