Whats Your Fav Colour/Flavour Condom ;)

[Terence_Wolf]

mines got to be green apple :afro:

[Matt67]

Super gay thread.

[moggyvtr]

Do you taste them ??
i actually used an apple 1 this morning no joke pmsl

[Kyza]

lol, this a question for the gays.

Bacon flavour or Cheese flavour no homo.

[Dano]

gay thread is gay :homme:

[Terence_Wolf]

nah i tast the puss after i been in ;) if u think thats gay then u need to take a look at urself haha

[Matt67]

Strong stench of virgin in this thread.....

[lee_saxo]

don't usethem, bare back FTW !

[ed-bradley]

Strong stench of virgin in this thread.....

Hahaaa :y:




But yeah.. I like the taste of Apples when I suck fat hench girth :homme:
I joke, I don't touch boys

[vts_lozza]

:homme:nah i tast the puss after i been in ;) if u think thats gay then u need to take a look at urself haha

[Terence_Wolf]

nah mate haha far from just dnt wanna catch summin kent a dirty place haha

[Mr_X]

don't usethem, bare back FTW !

agreed, a little pray before is all the protection i need.

[Furio-Gazza]

Threads these days are getting shitter & shitter. FACT!

[Matt67]

nah mate haha far from just dnt wanna catch summin kent a dirty place haha

Margate is the worst to be fair mate, it's like an STI lottery down there!

[Terence_Wolf]

haha its all good

[ashp]

There are some weird/random threads on here!

[RustySkull]

Strong stench of virgin in this thread.....

Looll.

:fcuk:

[Rudpud]

Wow, possibly THE gayest thread i've seen on here.

[smiith]

Iv used 3 in my life, one split.. There shit, rather go bareback

[Viper]

Can't say I've ever tasted any condom I've used...

[Rudpud]

Can't say I've ever tasted any condom I've used...

What about that blokes knob ya suckled on for hours? :panic:

[Kyza]

Iv used 3 in my life, one split.. There shit, rather go bareback

Used one and had a similar experience, never again!

[moggyvtr]

wow, possibly the gayest thread i've seen on here.


+1 ...

[smiith]

Can't say I've ever tasted any condom I've used...

Thats because you have never had sex to use one ;)

[badwool]

nah i tast the puss after i been in ;) if u think thats gay then u need to take a look at urself haha
Flavoured rubber makes your mrs vagina taste like apple?

thats a new one.

Did you just want people to know you perform mouth to gash?

I personally like minge to taste like minge.

[smiith]

Used one and had a similar experience, never again!

Much more fun having a gamble isnt it.. Pulling out works, but i feel so much more satisfied to do the 1st shot inside.. Gambling is fun

[Viper]

What about that blokes knob ya suckled on for hours? :panic:

I prefer to suck a cock when it HASN'T got a condom on it... You should know this, you taught me everything I know!

Thats because you have never had sex to use one ;)

So :A:

[lee_saxo]

always remember to rubber up else your sleeping with every other bloke she's had

[Rudpud]

I prefer to suck a cock when it HASN'T got a condom on it... You should know this, you taught me everything I know!


I've told you before I thought you was a girl till after we finished! Stop letting out secrets please.

[Viper]

I've told you before I thought you was a girl till after we finished! Stop letting out secrets please.

Hmm, to be fair you did spend a lot of time fondling my boobs :detective:

[smiith]

always remember to rubber up else your sleeping with every other bloke she's had

That means shes been lezzin off with ever woman iv stick it in? Giggity

[gaz4399]

gay thread :homme:

[D--R--E--W]

Tom, I want to tickle your tummy...... From the inside...

[Viper]

Tom, I want to tickle your tummy...... From the inside...

I thought you'd never ask! Think we should invite Smiith as well?

[smiith]

I thought you'd never ask! Think we should invite Smiith as well?

Im way outa your league ;)

[Viper]

Stop showing me your cock then you big tease!

[D--R--E--W]

I thought you'd never ask! Think we should invite Smiith as well?

Nope.. Me n you only big boy. I'm greedy

[smiith]

Stop showing me your cock then you big tease!

Your the one who asks for my home made porn with sluts from boro!

[Viper]

Nope.. Me n you only big boy. I'm greedy

Do you reckon you can handle me? ;)

Your the one who asks for my home made porn with sluts from boro!

I only ask in hope I can finally see what a real world vagina looks like...

[D--R--E--W]

Nope, but I'd like to try...

[GJF47]

Pub down by me used to have curry flavour ones. Don't use them though, bareback ftw :y:

[jw1325]

with a name like Terence, I'd bet my sex life this boys a poofter

[Krys_23]

I heard it's Terence from T&P outta south park, aka uncle fucker.

[Kyza]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/10/article-0-0B1DB1D6000005DC-384_634x258.jpg

[L20VTS]

Tasted one of them chocolate ones for the lolz the other day, fuck me I'd rather just suck on cock :S

[MunkyBoy]

What a gay thread.

Why on earth would you ever taste a condom? Sex should be done without, and blowjobs - what the hell? Why would you wear a condom?!

[tillygti6]

any one remember the biscuit flavour rubbers in max and paddys road to knowhere.
vfunny, you need them in margate tbf, its a minefield down there,

[tillygti6]

with a name like Terence, I'd bet my sex life this boys a poofter

:y: can you really bet your sex life? i wouldnt bet against you though!

[L20VTS]

What a gay thread.

Why on earth would you ever taste a condom? Sex should be done without, and blowjobs - what the hell? Why would you wear a condom?!

Some people prob do in case they catch aids :homme:

However it's a really odd idea having flavoured rubbers :S They just don't taste nice.

[jw1325]

:y: can you really bet your sex life? i wouldnt bet against you though!

i will bet my extremley busy, amazingly fun and adventurous sexlife that takes up at least 50% of my time that hes a gay

[tillygti6]

i will bet my extremley busy, amazingly fun and adventurous sexlife that takes up at least 50% of my time that hes a gay

pmsl. is that when your asleep bychance? so now your not allowed any sex until we have proof terence is a queer.......... oh no, what are you going to do in the mean time?
i joke :sweetheart:

[Prickle]

don't usethem, bare back FTW !

+1 skin/skin ftw.

Side note; glow in the dark ones are shit tbqfh.

[vts_lozza]

Iv used 3 in my life, one split.. There shit, rather go bareback

i agree!

[Peter_D]

I haven't used jonnys in yonks but i had to use them all the time with one of my exes and tried a few flavoured ones, tasted them all they were pretty shit just tasted of rubber with a hint of flavour, the chocolate ones were minking

And they are pointless being flavoured, who sticks a jonny on to get a blow job? Not unless i was getting head from a stinking slutty crack whore somewhere, even then i'd probably take my chances i'd be more worried of her thinking it was a crack pipe she was smoking on and taking a lighter to my shaft

I keep 1 jonny in my wallet as a backup, if you're gonna toop some bitch and she asks if you have a jonny, i say no i haven't, then if she gets all frigid and says she cant do it without you can have a quick dig in your wallet and "oh hang on, looks like i do actually have one, lets carry on where we left off, get that school uniform off"

[Terence_Wolf]

with a name like Terence, I'd bet my sex life this boys a poofter

nah im not haha F*** that

[Viper]

nah im not haha F*** that

Prove it.

[Terence_Wolf]

i will bet my extremley busy, amazingly fun and adventurous sexlife that takes up at least 50% of my time that hes a gay

wt wld make u think that haha u must be a lezbien for commenting :s plus why u on sax-p wen u gt a 106 try 106 owners club :clapping:

and 50 percent ? desperate guys :) or girls

[Viper]

wt wld make u think that haha u must be a lezbien for commenting :s plus why u on sax-p wen u gt a 106 try 106 owners club :clapping:

and 50 percent ? desperate guys :) or girls

* What
* would
* you
* you
* lesbian
* you
* when
* you
* got

Better luck next time. :y:

[JamesR]

Don't use them, they're useless tbh

Only ever had a Banana one, and I'd rather not...

[saxoclarke]

condoms are over rated crisp packet and a elastic band is the way forward.

[Gibbo-Vtr]

I haven't used jonnys in yonks but i had to use them all the time with one of my exes and tried a few flavoured ones, tasted them all they were pretty shit just tasted of rubber with a hint of flavour, the chocolate ones were minking

And they are pointless being flavoured, who sticks a jonny on to get a blow job? Not unless i was getting head from a stinking slutty crack whore somewhere, even then i'd probably take my chances i'd be more worried of her thinking it was a crack pipe she was smoking on and taking a lighter to my shaft

I keep 1 jonny in my wallet as a backup, if you're gonna toop some bitch and she asks if you have a jonny, i say no i haven't, then if she gets all frigid and says she cant do it without you can have a quick dig in your wallet and "oh hang on, looks like i do actually have one, lets carry on where we left off, get that school uniform off"

Really ? :detective:

[haz_pro]

Lol OP is so blatantly a virgin.

Condoms are shit, girlfriend on pill ftw.

[enthrone]

Much more fun having a gamble isnt it.. Pulling out works, but i feel so much more satisfied to do the 1st shot inside.. Gambling is fun

qft. :clapping:

[Peter_D]

Really ? :detective:

Yeah really, DickSound idea i thought you would know this

[Bound]

Fucking queer thread.

Just lie to their whore face.

"Have you got it on?"
"Yep".

[Gibbo-Vtr]

Yeah really, DickSound idea i thought you would know this

Well i kind of guessed that they'd taste of rubber man,
Just never thought a lad would of tasted them ..
Unless they're queer, are you queer?
If so, understand that i can never talk to you again.

[jw1325]

wt wld make u think that haha u must be a lezbien for commenting :s plus why u on sax-p wen u gt a 106 try 106 owners club :clapping:

and 50 percent ? desperate guys :) or girls

im on sax- as it is my kingdom and i am scouting for hopless virgins to prey on.

also the fact that saxos and 106's are basically the same car so im on here for the joint meets/ and buying car parts you stupid faggot.

i am not a lesbian. as Lacey. you are a gay virgin. FACT. I am Boss here and i decided
* What
* would
* you
* you
* lesbian
* you
* when
* you
* got

Better luck next time. :y:
thanks for clearing that up couldnt have replied without your help

[Peter_D]

I tasted every flavour i had Gibbo, just out of curiosity.. This was when the ex would be lyin beside me without a stitch on so hardly gay, and its not like i was tryin to taste it when i was wearing it LOL

But to answer your question yes im queer, fancy a bum? Ive got a near out of date jonny with your name on it sweetypie ;)

[badwool]

Well i kind of guessed that they'd taste of rubber man,
Just never thought a lad would of tasted them ..
Unless they're queer, are you queer?
If so, understand that i can never talk to you again.

lulzahomaphobezalotz

[Gibbo-Vtr]

I tasted every flavour i had Gibbo, just out of curiosity.. This was when the ex would be lyin beside me without a stitch on so hardly gay, and its not like i was tryin to taste it when i was wearing it LOL

But to answer your question yes im queer, fancy a bum? Ive got a near out of date jonny with your name on it sweetypie ;)

Goodbye Forever Pete ..

lulzahomaphobezalotz

I am .. They genuinely freak me out.

[badwool]

I am .. They genuinely freak me out.
you must have some strong ass gaydar going on

[haz_pro]

I am .. They genuinely freak me out.

Not sure if serious?

[Viper]

Doesn't bother me if a lad wants a cock up his arse, but I don't like the ones that almost float around they're that gay.. It just seems unnecessary

[Peter_D]

Goodbye Forever Pete ..


Goodbye Gibbo ill never forget you




hi.

[Gibbo-Vtr]

O Hai :homme:

[Gibbo-Vtr]

you must have some strong ass gaydar going on

Not sure if serious?

They genuinely do.

My old best mate turned to the dark side ..
Few years ago on a night out he came proucing up to me after a long hard drinking session, hugged me and whispered in my ear.
'I'm Gay, and you'll be the first one to meet my boyfriend, he's picking me up'
I whispered back that if he didn't get his hands off me then i'd break his neck in seven different places. We haven't spoke since.
And we was best mates for years,
They just freak me out.

[Viper]

LOL at thinking you could break his neck in seven different places. Think you're a bit of a hard man? Your mate sounds Dicksound

[Gibbo-Vtr]

LOL at thinking you could break his neck in seven different places. Think you're a bit of a hard man? Your mate sounds Dicksound

Ha it was just a stupid saying that i had.
I had to act the hard man just to get the point across,
He's into Dicks .. but its not Sound.

[badwool]

wish i had a mate like you.

[Gibbo-Vtr]

wish i had a mate like you.

Why have you got a gay friend problem?

*Are they doing your head in?
*Do they prouce around like a twat?
*Do they talk like a fag?
*Do they constantly try it on with you?

If any off these relate to you call me on 079721FUFAG.
I charge £23.79
Pricey but effective.
And can guarantee the fag will never bother you again.

That number again .. 079721FUFAG
Calls from landline will cost 75p per minute and mobiles will be considerably more.

[badwool]

ROFL

did your mate try it on with you?

[Gibbo-Vtr]

He was hugging in a very gay manner, and I'd noticed a few times before when we played footie that he'd be constantly marking me and getting a bit touchy feely by 'accident'

[Peter_D]

Sounds like gibbo lad maybe isnt comfortable with who he really is and is scared his true feelings will come out if a guy tries it on with him again

llolololololololol

[gaz4399]

is their such thing as cock flavoured jonnys? would make about as much sense as the rest tbh

He was hugging in a very gay manner, and I'd noticed a few times before when we played footie that he'd be constantly marking me and getting a bit touchy feely by 'accident'

i am totally fine with gay people but when they make it damn obvious they are gay when your straight it just annoys me, i feel for you dude.

I would feel a bit sick if my best mate did that as obviously you are likely to have seen each other in showers at football and no doubt he he would of slept over when you were younger etc and the whole time he was likely thinking about inserting his man sausage in your passage:n:

[Gibbo-Vtr]

Sounds like gibbo lad maybe isnt comfortable with who he really is and is scared his true feelings will come out if a guy tries it on with him again

llolololololololol

I'm just a helpless young boy pete, trying to figure out my sexuality.

i am totally fine with gay people but when they make it damn obvious they are gay when your straight it just annoys me, i feel for you dude.

I would feel a bit sick if my best mate did that as obviously you are likely to have seen each other in showers at football and no doubt he he would of slept over when you were younger etc and the whole time he was likely thinking about inserting his man sausage in your passage:n:

I can't actually recall what he was doing when we went for showers,
But can actually remember one time,I think it was him .. he had a stonk on in the showers once and got proper ripped for it.
Exactly :n:

[gaz4399]

I'm just a helpless young boy pete, trying to figure out my sexuality.

[/B]

I can't actually recall what he was doing when we went for showers,
But can actually remember one time,I think it was him .. he had a stonk on in the showers once and got proper ripped for it.
Exactly :n:

bad times. i hope for your sake you didnt get hugely drunk with him when you were mates as you never know what he may have been up to:cool:

[badwool]

that is a bit schnide.

to be fair, if one of my mates was gay, i wouldnt be bothered at all, but its as much an insult that they would think its ok to come on to you as you telling him to fuck off.

[-jay-vtr]

I can't actually recall what he was doing when we went for showers,
But can actually remember one time,I think it was him .. he had a stonk on in the showers once and got proper ripped for it.
Exactly :n:


It was josh lol i remember that after playing heanor lions.

[-jay-vtr]

fucking queer thread.

Just lie to their whore face.

"have you got it on?"
"yep".

why have you got a gay friend problem?

*are they doing your head in?
*do they prouce around like a twat?
*do they talk like a fag?
*do they constantly try it on with you?

If any off these relate to you call me on 079721fufag.
I charge £23.79
pricey but effective.
And can guarantee the fag will never bother you again.

That number again .. 079721fufag
calls from landline will cost 75p per minute and mobiles will be considerably more.

Flol !!!
Well at least first bit of your numbers right Gibbo lol.

[Viper]

You ditched a mate because he's gay? Youre a shit friend than aren't you...

[Prickle]

You ditched a mate because he's gay? Youre a shit friend than aren't you...

If he doesnt fit in Dicksound, he doesnt fit.

Agree, you must be a shit mate..

[Viper]

I wouldn't like it if my mates were like that. It's just not DickSound...

[Terence_Wolf]

im on sax- as it is my kingdom and i am scouting for hopless virgins to prey on.

also the fact that saxos and 106's are basically the same car so im on here for the joint meets/ and buying car parts you stupid faggot.

i am not a lesbian. as Lacey. you are a gay virgin. FACT. I am Boss here and i decided

thanks for clearing that up couldnt have replied without your help

your kingdom i think you are very sad a girl keyboard warrior haha u must realy have a boring life haha

[Viper]

I would put money on that she would say all that to your face ;)

[Gibbo-Vtr]

bad times. i hope for your sake you didnt get hugely drunk with him when you were mates as you never know what he may have been up to:cool:

I hardly remember the night,
Just remember saying that to him and doing a runner out of the taxi and being lost till like 6 in the morning.

It was josh lol i remember that after playing heanor lions.

So i was right haha.

You ditched a mate because he's gay? Youre a shit friend than aren't you...

Yes ..

If he doesnt fit in Dicksound, he doesnt fit.

Agree, you must be a shit mate..

Your right he just wasn't DickSound.

I wouldn't like it if my mates were like that. It's just not DickSound...

Exactly ..