Prank ideas on a work college.

[logic_guy]

I work in a Joinery workshop. There is this def old guy (Wonderful guy) and we have a right laugh (Yes, he can understand you.. can lip read like a bitch!)

We use a small shrink wrap to wrap up bits of wood we just cut. The def guy seems to think that the shrink wrap is his and i say its the company's.

To really piss him off, i shrunk wrapped his mobile phone (Used for texting). He found it funny.

He shrunk wrapped my training shoes together that were under the bench in the tea room.

After work, i shrunk wrapped his car. (No pics :( )

I know on Tuesday he will get me back, somehow.

What can my next move be after that? I was thinking expanding foam in his work boots, but there again i wouldn't like it to happen to me.

[-shuggles-]

does he ever drink juice from plastic bottles? like coke ect?

[Mochachino]

Do you use a machine to shrink wrap or do you do it by hand? If its a machine turn the speed right up or play about with it so it goes nuts and makes a right mess.

[iluminusbutterfly]

shag his wife?

[logic_guy]

Do you use a machine to shrink wrap or do you do it by hand? If its a machine turn the speed right up or play about with it so it goes nuts and makes a right mess.

By hand. A little 4" roll



No. He DOES have a lunch box though which i'm thinking of doing something to.

He brings in about 15 cocktail sausages EVERYDAY. Anything i can do to this?

[logic_guy]

shag his wife?

Least he wouldn't hear us. I think shes a munter.

[dave_1]

shrink wrap him, its ok he wont hear you coming

[badasssaxo]

put a porn mag in his bag/lunchbox so his missus finds it when he gets home

[lee_saxo]

buy him a stereo

[KrisB]

Go and shrink wrap as much as you can that you know is is or he'll use.

Reminds me of summat on the t'internet actually.

[-shuggles-]

We used to put condom's in my boss's bag once he told us his wife makes the lunch:y: or wrap all his sausages?

[Mochachino]

get some garlic cloves and onions, put them in his boots or gloves or something and shrink wrap them in

[KrisB]

http://www.blacktable.com/elder040114.htm

[MartinDines]

shrink wrap the toilet

[badasssaxo]

call him up a pretend your from the shrink wrap company cos they heard he's wasting too much of it

[KrisB]

call him up a pretend your from the shrink wrap company cos they heard he's wasting too much of it

How is a deaf guy going to have a phone call???

[badasssaxo]

How is a deaf guy going to have a phone call???

shit yeah, ok send an email

[scottish1rugbyplaya]

call him up a pretend your from the shrink wrap company cos they heard he's wasting too much of it

psssst....he's deaf :geek:

[scottish1rugbyplaya]

got there too late...forget me:afro:

[badasssaxo]

i kind of assumed he wasnt totally deaf

[KrisB]

got there too late...forget me:afro:

what?? say that again.

[logic_guy]

i kind of assumed he wasnt totally deaf

HAHAHA

Def is def mate.. You mean bad 'Earing?

I like the wrapping sausage idea.

Might wrap his lunch box too

And his flask

and shrink wrap the microwave so he cant cook them sausages

and then once he removes the shrink wrap from the microwave, he think his won... But oh wait... I have removed the fuse :fcuk:

He now has cold sausages that he spent 10 minutes unwrapping.

[badasssaxo]

yeah brain freeze guys lol, been a hard day,

[jay-vtr]

shrink wrap him, its ok he wont hear you coming

cum on his face, he wont hear you cumming

[logic_guy]

cum on his face, he wont hear you cumming

But he isn't blind. Plus could risk getting a fat ass splinter down my japs eye.

Wheres the neg rep gone?

[Mochachino]

At my old job, the shift foreman emptied one of the other formans shampoo bottles and cum in it
lol

[LSOfreak]

you werent around when we had negative rep lol

[Saxo-KidNI]

Wrap him up

[Moke]

Colleague*

[lillocky]

get a lighter and deodrant and wait till his in the shitter and do the flamethower under the toilet door and he will actually shit himself and think the building is on fire

[Moke]

get a lighter and deodrant and wait till his in the shitter and do the flamethower under the toilet door and he will actually shit himself and think the building is on fire

At least he'll be in the right place!

[CEdwards]

shrink wrap him, its ok he wont hear you coming

lmao!:clapping:

[lillocky]

yeah do it and film it be the best thing ever, he wont hear the fire alarm so wont no any different

[Bedford126]

The best one we ever did was to replace the bosses ham in his sandwich with pink card board. shrink wrapped everything in his office individually (computer, pens, sofa, chair, desk and so on) then lifted the back of his beemer with the fork lift so that when he set off he couldnt go anywhere.

wasnt very happy the end of that day but never laughed as much in my life.

[Prickle]

Rag his lass, like someone said, he wont hear you ramppin her puddings in.

[Ashl3y]

buy a fish and shrinkwrap it too his manifold

[A_Whit]

Shrink rap his car when he's in it, get a couple of mates to hold the doors whilst your doing it so he can't get you, the leave him for a while so he's late for work

[endlesstimes]

How is a deaf guy going to have a phone call???

LMAO!!