FILM QUOTES PAGE

[Hanny_lou]

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.



--forest gump

[Hanny_lou]

Hey, you stay away from the frozen food section. Your boobs'll harden.



-Big Daddy

[Chris]

Is that you John Wayne?



--Full Metal Jacket--

[Hanny_lou]

It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.



--Waynes world

[Chris]

This Coffee smells like Shit!



--Austin Powers 2--

[Hanny_lou]

MMM NUTTY

[subarufreak]

we ride together, we die together



bad boys II

[Keir]

You damn right it's limited, no cup holder, no back seat. It's a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we da balls just dragging the fuck along



-Bad Boys-

[Keir]

Armed? Armed with what?



Bad breath, colourful language, feather duster ... guns you tit!



-Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels-

[Hanny_lou]

"and do u no wat it is worth.... F*CK ALL"

[Keir]

I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies



-Snatch-

[Hanny_lou]

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[Chris]

You climb obsticles like old people fuck



--Full Metal Jacket--

[Hanny_lou]

do u like that film or sumthin

[Chris]

Oh yes!!

[Keir]

I've never actually seen it all the way through <img src= "smileys/depressed.gif">



When we find those movie execs we're gonna make them eat our shit then shit out our shit and eat their shit which is made up of our shit, and then all you mother fucks are next



-Jay & Silent Bob strike back-

[Chris]

Los Lobos kick your ass

Los Lobos kick your face

Los Lobos kick your balls in to outaspace!



--Short Circuit 2--

[Keir]

ROTFLMBO! © sax-p @ Short Circuit quote!



Are you aiming for these people



No, of course not ... maybe that mime



-Die Hard with a vengance-

[Chris]

The royal penis is clean



--Comin to America--

[Keir]

We have to get these people to a hospital



A hospital, what is it?



Well, it's a big white building with patients but that's not important right now



-Airplane-

[Chris]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Morning

Vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam



--Good Morning Vietnam-- (funny that)

[Keir]

We have clearance Clarence



Roger Roger, what's our vector Victor?



-Airplane-

[Fezzy]

Thats what I said, booty traps!



&lt;Data - Goonies&gt;

[Fezzy]

Some of my favourites.....



(and yes i do watch far too many films!!!)



"Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you dontn much look like a steer to me, do you suck cock?"



&lt;sargeant hartman - full metal jacket&gt;



"No thanks Turkish, im sweet enough"



&lt;bricktop - snatch&gt;



"Its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the fucking century"



&lt;lock stock and two smokign barrels&gt;



Jay - Tell me soemthing about me.....

Rufus - You masturbate more than anyone on the planet!

Jay - Tell me some something i dont know...

Rufus - When you do it, you think about guys!



&lt;dogma&gt;



"im gonna give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 fcuking seconds to wipe that stupid grin off your face or i will gouge out your eyes and skull fcuk you!!!"



&lt;full metal jacket&gt;



"your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"



&lt;full metal jacket&gt;



"say ello to my lil friend"



&lt;scarface&gt;



"say what agin, say what again, i dare ya, i double dare ya maotherfcuker, say what again!"



&lt;pulp fiction&gt;



"do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an approriate agent, personified in this case by a a orrible cunt, me!"



&lt;snatch&gt;



"This is the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"



&lt;jay and silent bob strike back&gt;



"antiques, what the fcuk do we know about antiques? We rob post offices and steal cars, what the fcuk do we know about antiques?!"



&lt;lock stock&gt;



"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"



&lt;lock stock&gt;



"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again. "



&lt;snatch&gt;



And last but not least.......



"Do ya like dags?"



&lt;snatch&gt;





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[Chris]

LOL... some brilliant ones there!







I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!



--Full Metal Jacket--



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[Chris]

Cause if the milk turns sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it!



--Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels--

[Chris]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

[Chris]

"Me so hooorny"

"Me love you looong time"

"Me sucky-sucky, 15 dowa"



--Full Metal Jacket (again)--



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[Fezzy]

"Did you parents have any children that lived?"



"Sir, yes sir"



"I bet they regret that!"



-FMJ again!-



class film

[saxostu]

" I fucking hate pikeys"



-Snatch-

[Chris]

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?

Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!

Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked sh**

that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Bullsh**. It looks to me like the best part of

you ran down the crack of your momma's a** and ended up as a brown

stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell

are you from anyway, private?

Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!

Drill Instructor: Holy dog sh**! Texas? Only steers and queers come

from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to

me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would f*** a

person in the a** and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to

give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.





--FMJ (again)--



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[samholt]

...and for the record, I knew that wasn't a real little boy...

....and for the record, he loves the cock.



--------------------

Jay and Silent Bobs Strike back

[samholt]

It's not how you stand by your car....it's how you race your car....



It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.....Winnings winning.



--------------The Fast and the Furious----------

[samholt]

Ah, ah, ah, ah, harder, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, YES, YES



----------Debbie does Dallas------------







LMBO! © sax-p

[CHR1S]

" So ill add that one to YOUR bodie count shall i ? "



&lt; Bad Boys 1 &gt;



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" White boys work fast dont they..."



&lt; the fast and the furious &gt;



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[GreenSaxo]

lol @ sam <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[johnboyvtr]

Get the wheels in line, get the wheels in line !!



Itailian job, the orginal and the best !!

[Keir]

This thing got airbags?



Well your side does but I don't know about mine

MCLEEEEAAAAAAANN!!!!



-Die Hard with a vengance-

[Chris]

He should definitely buy this car... well, not this one, cause I am gonna Fuck this one up!



--Bad Boys 2--

[Chris]

Mother fuckers Head fell off!



--Bad Boys 2--

[johnboyvtr]

Pop the hood,

"you want me to pop the hood?"

Pop the hood !!



f and f

[Chris]

You almost had me... you never had me... you never had your car!



--TFATF--

[johnboyvtr]

remember, you still owe me a ten second car !



f and f

[Chris]

Black TV Reporter: Reporting live from Black TV, white folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here.



--Scary Movie--



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[Chris]

Heather: The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want. Teacher: Oh, shut the fuck up.



Buffy Gilmore: Don't worry, Cindy! We'll pretend this never happened, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other!



Ray: Watching television shows doesn't make you violent! *Canceling* television shows makes you violent!



Greg: A small penis is a disability! Would you laugh at someone in a wheelchair!



Ray: What you talking about, I ain't gay! Bobby: But you took me to that club... Ray: They have great music there! Bobby: But you made love to me! Ray: Nah, you sucked my dick and that's it!



Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. Buffy: Yeah, and Mom also told you not to stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner!



[The killer attacks Heather, while Gail watches, recording] Heather: Gail, help me! Gail Hailstorm: Sorry sweetie, it's sweeps!



Cindy Campbell: Look, if it's about that time I got drunk and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, alright?



Buffy Gilmore: Oh, look at me! I'm all dead!



Buffy Gilmore: Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it!



Miss Mann: Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like.



Buffy Gilmore: Oh my god, we hit a boot!! Greg: Where's the foot?!



Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police! Ray: Forget it, I ain't going to jail! Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to teens in jail? All of those sex-starved convicts waiting for a fresh piece of meat? Ray: On second thought, maybe we should call the police.



Homeless Man: You got a dollar? Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bum. Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich. Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch.



[Brenda arguing with Shorty.] Shorty: Your mother! Brenda: I'm your sister, that's your mother too, stupid! Shorty: Oh yeah... well then, your father! Brenda: I don't know him. Shorty: Yeah, me neither.



Gail Hailstorm: You're drooling at little. Deputy Doofy: Sorry, sometimes I forget to swallow. Gail Hailstorm: I never forget to swallow.



Brenda: Shorty, if you go to class once in a while you would learn. Shorty: I do go to class. Brenda: Shorty, lunch is not a class. Shorty: It is if you got the munchies!





--Scary Movie--

[Hanny_lou]

oooh looks like i have missed out



" hey i'm picasso"

"nah i dont get it "

"U uncultured swine!! wat u lookin at u hockey puck!"



toy story

[Chris]

If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor Toby." I say: "Poor us."



--Gone in 60 seconds-- Vinnie Jones

[Keir]

<blockquote> Originally posted by Chrissaxouk on 09.October.2003<hr>
He should definitely buy this car... well, not this one, cause I am gonna Fuck this one up!



--Bad Boys 2--

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LMBO! © sax-p that was one of the best bits - classic <img src= "smileys/grin.gif"><img src= "smileys/grin.gif"><img src= "smileys/grin.gif">

[Chris]

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[Keir]

Can't you see these people haven't got any money, they can't even afford new furniture!



-Lock Stock ... -

[Chris]

Don't throw those blady spears at me!



--Zulu--

[johnboyvtr]

Ummmmm with the risk of sounding like a geek Chrissaxuk, the line, dont throw bloody spears at me was never used in the film zulu !!!



Was only used in the trailer !!



Fuck me Im sad !!!

[Chris]

I know, but I couldn't put that and then put



--should have been in Zulu, but wasn't--



I must be sad as well mate!!



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[Fezzy]

"You like that? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57, now gimme a mother fuckin handy wipe!"



Martin Lawrence, Bad Boys.





"Now back up, put the gun down, and give me pack of tropical fruiot bubalicious.....................And some skittles!"



Bad Boys 1 (the best one!)

[Areke]

wish I never made that bet

thats not the guy I want to be

if I could just turn back the clock

then janey would still be...with me!

tell me mom what shoudl I do

I love this boy

but he has been untrue...

I'll do my best to make things right

I wish we could resolve this fight

it could happen..at the prom..TONIGHT!

.....

I'm gonna get pussy no matter what

even if its with dirty slut

true love is what I want the most

I just jerked off in your french toast



so what if we have the same mother

tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother

in a few hours I'll be queen of the prom

I've been an alcholic since my first tour in nam.

I asked Janie to the prom and she doesn't know why

I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy



I have no money I have to make my own dress

look at me my breasts are perky yes....

I'm gonna win her back no matter what it takes

here I go I'm going to forget about jake..



prom tonight du du du du du

prom tonight du du du du du

prom tonight du du du du du

it could happen it could happen

at the ppppppppppprrrrrrrooooommmmmm.....

TONIGHT!!!!





-----not another teen movie-----