Who's this prat?

[Matty16v]

I thought I would share this with the community, because some bellend thought it would be funny to do this.

Not to mention the Corsa this absolute f**king cockend smashed into it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVokXkN5Ee8

Note: I did not video it and don't know anybody in the video, i was only told about it

Edit: Poll added ;)

[Prickle]

LOL. Im guessing the rozza and saxo are in a race?

[haz_pro]

Wow....

Camera man sounds like he has some sort of retardation.

[Ashleyp]

for situations like that, policemen should be allowed to drag the little shits out of their cars and proceed to smash their face in.

absolute cunts. doubt it's anyone on here though

i guess it's just another reason for saxo's to be the ultimate chav wagon.

[Tontsy]

what a fucking knob.


i did chortle though.

[GRAHAM2000VTR]

what a twat no wonder saxo's have a bad name

[DontHaveASaxo]

The most funniest things are always the most stupid and make you look like an idiot.

[K17NEY]

What a cunt, If you're going to try and lose the police, That is not the way to do it. Loser.

Edit: The guy recording is also a cunt.

[MiniGibbo]

I don't get what's going on?


Is that Moke?

[Phils_VTR]

That was fucking funny. Was just cat and mouse, bet he was having so much fun for that short space of time.

And defiantly someone on here.

[Matty16v]

Im a retard

[MrHouston]

Everyone standing on that grass verge/parked up/videoing it are the prats.

[Prickle]

he did like 50mph in reverse? pmsl.

[blackie_2k5]

i did make me laugh, but not as much as the tard video'ing it, lol,

[VillicusVTR]

what a stupid twat...and the mugs shoutin "brap brap" like a bunch of "hard" men need teaching a lesson,,,wankers

[Vtr_Cam]

Did he think he was actually going to get away, or was it just for the crowds sake?

[lee7421]

Lol hear the guy say what a badman? Wtf?

[Tom]

Fucking chavs.

[TypeRDavid]

Hams is rife with these fucking bellends, Good chance the Saxo was stolen and just been thrashed around tbh.

The police use some shit cars aswell lol, wtf was that a SEAT lemon??

[Matty16v]

Did he think he was actually going to get away, or was it just for the crowds sake?

I hate to admit it but he did get away, apparently he drove the wrong way around a roundabout and up a dual carriageway towards oncoming lorries, and escaped..

[VillicusVTR]

i've just watched it again, and even tho I HATE piss takers like this, i sadly "chuckled" at the reversing part, i hang my head in shame :(

[stevo67]

I guess he failed his getaway driver theory & practical what a complete T*AT the retards filming it & laughing aren`t much better.


Steve.

[Vtr_Cam]

Cant believe he actually got away in the end!

[Hatcha]

flol.. what a twat

[Phils_VTR]

I hate to admit it but he did get away, apparently he drove the wrong way around a roundabout and up a dual carriageway towards oncoming lorries, and escaped..

What a fucking hero! :clapping:

Seriously, all the showing off to the crowd, the ridiculous reversing and the worst attempt at a police car... and got away... what a ledge :A:


Don't usually agree with this, but made my day.

[Prickle]

surely they have his number plate?

i bet he scrapped the car not long after.

[iluminusbutterfly]

legend


this may or may not of been me

[craig180]

Obviously a Ford RS owner's wife's car because his car was back in the bodyshop.

Either way, full on fucktard

[lillocky]

was quite funny actually but a twat

[Matty16v]

Obviously a Ford RS owner's wife's car because his car was back in the bodyshop.

Either way, full on fucktard

LOL! Sigworthy to be honest:y:

[GJF47]

Shame a lorry didn't smash into him and the knobs cheering him on...

[J222JRA]

I think its Moke...

[haz_pro]

I can confirm it is indeed moke.

[J222JRA]

he has 30 seconds to deny it.....then he is perm banned/

[anton_sax_machine]

I don't get what's going on?


Is that Moke?

Can't be moke he cant even drive properly never mind like a dick! :P

[GolfJay]

Idiots like this that have killed the scene over the last few years. Needs shooting as do the people filming it!

[Aaron]

all hams hall attendees should be shot.

[sam_16v]

i dont really agree with his behavior but it made me laugh

[Sean_VTR]

These are the idiots who give every Saxo driver a bad name, made me laugh though. But it's just stupid!

[Prickle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rpFJVR0rRE&feature=related

[UKtom]

what a gimp.. that is all

[CEdwards]

bunch of gimps! the guy recording is a drip too

[logic_guy]

Moke? I've never herd of that user name on here before.

I think its funny as fuck. Just knowing that if and when he gets caught, he will be BANNED!

In another sence of funnyiest, the fact he kept going round in circles and did 50MPH in reverse made me laugh too.

In another sence, putting innocent drivers at risk going the WRONG FUCKING WAY down a DUAL CARRIAGE WAY! <---- That deserves to be locked up!

[gojka]

At least when he was reversing he was going the same direction as the traffic, other than that what a twat!

[Ryan1992]

pricks like that, that give the saxo a bad name, but only stupid but extremely dangerous, what a dick...

[logic_guy]

At least when he was reversing he was going the same direction as the traffic, other than that what a twat!

Still not the point

#1 - You'd have to have very good control when doing 50MPH in reverse. Any little movement of the steering wheel you'll loose the car
#2 - Knob
#3 - Twat
#4 - Why? He knows if he gets caught they'll smash the shit out of his car and pull him out and ban him from driving.

Good night

[Pieface]

Moke? I've never herd of that user name on here before.

Unimportant User

I kid

[manta]

haha I live like 5 mins away from this chav meeting place.

It's just knobs in corsa cs raseeeeng to impress the clungle.

[adjy90]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD4KLftLH7A&feature=related

They Are C*nts For Racing On Pulic Roads But Holy Snortwoggles The Evo Is Quick @ 4:23

[D--R--E--W]

Thought that was hilarious

[Jamb0]

OMG that was soooo cool

[Morgan_VTR]

what a fucking knob.


i did chortle though.

+1 what a caaaaaaant. Pr0 skills though as if the didn't catch him.

[cyne]

I used to watch videos of hams hall like 3 years ago, hasn't changed it seems.

[Gandi699]

You can thank people like him for putting our insurance premiums up. Utter pondlife

[leeham987]

was hoping a car was going to plow into the people filming, sound right bellends, waving their arms about like idiots, braaap braaapp!

[craig180]

Idiots like this that have killed the scene over the last few years. Needs shooting as do the people filming it!

It's dicks like that the killed the "cruise" scene about 10 years ago

[simmo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD4KLftLH7A&feature=related

They Are C*nts For Racing On Pulic Roads But Holy Snortwoggles The Evo Is Quick @ 4:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCeODDnUKDc&feature=related

[Furio-Gazza]

& we wonder why our insurance prices have all gone up :/
if anyone knows that guy, please just deck him on the hooter for me..... what a total cock

[Matty16v]

Said Evo is running 803bhp at the wheels! His name is Daz, the thing is a beast. Shouldn't do it on public roads though

[mattknight1984]

All suffer severe retardation - embarrassment.

[Gabbastard]

Prick convention. however, I did laugh at the mach 1 reversing.

[L20VTS]

all hams hall attendees should be shot.

Please shoot me then :A:

Blokes a living legend! Police can't just leave us to play down a nice quiet industrial estate.
However yes in general you're street racing, police pull you over stop and take your section 59 :n:

Reckon that car had flagged up not anpr clear as they rarely actually pull things down there like that.

[Hatcha]

Police can't just leave us to play down a nice quiet industrial estate.

You say that like its legal :zainy:

[L20VTS]

You say that like its legal :zainy:

It should be tbh :A:

[A_Whit]

You sound like the epitome of a chav tbh

[L20VTS]

You sound like the epitome of a chav tbh

Don't judge something you have probably never even seen.

[Hatcha]

It should be tbh :A:

We can all wish :p

[chinkostu]

I thought I would share this with the community, because some bellend thought it would be funny to do this.

Not to mention the Corsa this absolute f**king cockend smashed into it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVokXkN5Ee8

Note: I did not video it and don't know anybody in the video, i was only told about it

Edit: Poll added ;)

what corsa? :geek:

[Jonny52002]

What a cock, these sort shouldn't be allowed to drive again, no idea what the chasing Seat was playing at, was made to look clueless throughout that.

Police should be able to do what they do in USA and just bash them off the road.

[Prickle]

what corsa? :geek:

the one that tried to block him

dear meh peoples observations skills are shit

[craig180]

Please shoot me then :A:

Blokes a living legend! Police can't just leave us to play down a nice quiet industrial estate.
However yes in general you're street racing, police pull you over stop and take your section 59 :n:

Reckon that car had flagged up not anpr clear as they rarely actually pull things down there like that.

How is he a lagend? The guy is a total prick.

It's idiots like this that are killing the publics opinion of modified car owners.

When cruises were proper cruises they were class. Then the idiots came to race. Now the illegal street racing and cruises associated with them create this kind of lunacy

[Furio-Gazza]

It should be tbh :A:

You been serious you bint?
what if this nobend lost control of the Saxo and hit someone & maybe killed them?
Is he still a legend then?
if you want speeds do a track day, on the roads think off the other people who are also on the roads and there life your risking.....what a cock! :wall:

[saxoclarke]

lol if that was me id stall or something and make a right fool out of myself but that odiot should have a permanant ban from driving

[chinkostu]

the one that tried to block him

dear meh peoples observations skills are shit

no i saw that, didn't see the relevance in the whole thing. did make the seat look a twat, should have just rammed him off!

[Prickle]

no i saw that, didn't see the relevance in the whole thing. did make the seat look a twat, should have just rammed him off!

nor me either, he obvs wanted a hero status

[Bound]

Loved the lightspeed reversing.. I laughed, but it would be a whole different story if he had crashed and killed someone. It's difficult because there was the potential for it happening.. But it didn't, I'm not saying it makes it okay, by no means, I just chuckled at the badman reversing.. They should put that in the driving test!

[checkmybadself]

These people need removing from the gene pool

[vtr-djpacker-vtr]

And it is this alone that makes people hate saxo owners as well as young people that drive modified cars alltogether!

[Furio-Gazza]

And it is this alone that makes people hate saxo owners as well as young people that drive modified cars alltogether!

With a name like DJ Packer are you one of these people? :homme:

[VTRelite]

Should've just rammed the cunt when he was reversing

[Mochachino]

Hams is rife with these fucking bellends, Good chance the Saxo was stolen and just been thrashed around tbh.

The police use some shit cars aswell lol, wtf was that a SEAT lemon??

I find Hams quite entertaining tbh lol

Everyones injunction thing runs out in August that got cought in 2008/9 or whatever.

[Moke]

Is that Moke?

I'm a good boy ;)

[Moke]

Obviously a Ford RS owner's wife's car because his car was back in the bodyshop.

Either way, full on fucktard

Fucking LOL :D

What a load of chavs though.... They wouldn't be laughing if he was trying to get away and the Saxo driver ran them over, would they?

[Dom]

LOLtastic tbh.

I think old drivers put you in more danger than drivers like this tbh. I couldn't count the amount of times I have almost been killed by the pricks on the road, the further east you get, the worst they get.

[Mr_X]

iLol'd

Wasnt really that dangerous.

[Moke]

iLol'd

Wasnt really that dangerous.

Just a bit pathetic really, wasn't it?

Think about it, that lad has probably lost his license now and for what? :S

[Mr_X]

Just a bit pathetic really, wasn't it?

Think about it, that lad has probably lost his license now and for what? :S

I agree, I value whats left of my licence way too much.

[Moke]

I agree, I value whats left of my licence way too much.

What's left of it? You has points?

[Andy_K]

Should've just rammed the cunt when he was reversing

should have just rammed the cunt into the cunt filming the cunt whilst he was driving past all the rest of the cunts tbh :y:

[Sophia_Bush]

then it would of been a really big vagina sandwich

[RustySkull]

what a twat no wonder saxo's have a bad name

My thoughts exactly... :(

[baker556]

wtf the amount of racing there is ridiculous !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLW4nVcAOsk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3UOdIZQIzU&feature=related

Why don't the please just sit there..

[MartinDines]

no idea man. all they would have to do is drive up that road and everyone would scarper...

[Sean_VTR]

wtf the amount of racing there is ridiculous !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLW4nVcAOsk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3UOdIZQIzU&feature=related

Why don't the please just sit there..


Second this, the ammount of racing videos there is unreal!

[Paul]

Obviously a Ford RS owner's wife's car because his car was back in the bodyshop.

Either way, full on fucktard

Fuckin lol!

[Jay_]

Should be shot - but as others have said - that was some crazy quick reversing!!

[Gareth_R]

should have just rammed the cunt into the cunt filming the cunt whilst he was driving past all the rest of the cunts tbh :y:

Excellently put

[Matty16v]

The police do sit there, but by about 9pm they're always busy with pub/club scene. Which to be honest the police have alot more work to do come kicking out time. Doesn't stop there, if the police close it down its a short 10 minute drive to the A38 which is about 1 mile long and layby's where they watch from. Can't stop it to be honest

[MiniGibbo]

I've never come across this place before, i guess it's being going for a while?

Moke'll know he seems to be the "king chav"..

[Prickle]

LOL at the Corsa on the roundabout. yh m8 u iz driftin innit m8. sik sho

[manta]

The police do sit there, but by about 9pm they're always busy with pub/club scene. Which to be honest the police have alot more work to do come kicking out time. Doesn't stop there, if the police close it down its a short 10 minute drive to the A38 which is about 1 mile long and layby's where they watch from. Can't stop it to be honest

What he said

tbf when I was a chav like a couple of years ago, I used to go for the lulz.

Dangerous though.

[Paul]

It's dicks like that the killed the "cruise" scene about 10 years ago

Showing your age there ;)

[Mochachino]

I've never come across this place before, i guess it's being going for a while?



Been going for years! Before then it used to be Landor Street where they basicaly had 2 cars start at each end, and obviously one cars faster so by time they meet in the middle they go into single file. Used to be alsorts of shit kicking off down there, few fights, guns being drawn .etc

[Matty16v]

Been going for years! Before then it used to be Landor Street where they basicaly had 2 cars start at each end, and obviously one cars faster so by time they meet in the middle they go into single file. Used to be alsorts of shit kicking off down there, few fights, guns being drawn .etc

No way as if you we're there then! I was down there a few years ago, also the BP, people used to press the lights so they went red and people would line up on the lights lol. Then they fitted speed camera's, still goes off up star city, DANGEROUS isn't the word. Not to mention i was there on Sunday and a 55 plate astra Vxr reversed into a 56? plate Civic type r!

[Mochachino]

Isnt it Star City where you leave your car for about 5 mins if that, then come back and its gone?

[craig180]

Showing your age there ;)

I used to go to proper cruises. Organised and illegal ones until all the racing started and pikeys latched on to the fact there were cars and parts to be stolen :D

[Andy_K]

I used to go to proper cruises. Organised and illegal ones until all the racing started and pikeys latched on to the fact there were cars and parts to be stolen :D

Brighouse used to be a good night, until pricks started turning up in stolen cars and everyone started racing and running people over :D

[L20VTS]

LOLtastic tbh.

I think old drivers put you in more danger than drivers like this tbh. I couldn't count the amount of times I have almost been killed by the pricks on the road, the further east you get, the worst they get.

Yer that's my opinion on it as well, there is the odd crash up Hams no ones ever been killed up there though. Bermuda was dangerous but that was single lane each way and asking for trouble.

The police do sit there, but by about 9pm they're always busy with pub/club scene. Which to be honest the police have alot more work to do come kicking out time. Doesn't stop there, if the police close it down its a short 10 minute drive to the A38 which is about 1 mile long and layby's where they watch from. Can't stop it to be honest

They seem to come down about half 5-6 catch the ones down there early then disappear for a bit then come and shut it off properly about 9pm.
It's very, very strange the nights when we are left for several hours, racing after a bit comes to a stop everyones tyres/brakes hot and no reason to move on.
Haven't seen A38 used properly for months now more Spine Road bit further up in Netchells.

[Matty16v]

Yer that's my opinion on it as well, there is the odd crash up Hams no ones ever been killed up there though. Bermuda was dangerous but that was single lane each way and asking for trouble.



They seem to come down about half 5-6 catch the ones down there early then disappear for a bit then come and shut it off properly about 9pm.
It's very, very strange the nights when we are left for several hours, racing after a bit comes to a stop everyones tyres/brakes hot and no reason to move on.
Haven't seen A38 used properly for months now more Spine Road bit further up in Netchells.

Lol i know its well odd.. only thing i can think is they are on call or involved in a raid or something, they can't put speedbumps down there because of the lorries and no point putting speed camera's simply because they are being disbanded around the midlands!

L20VTS, how often do you go down?

Edit: Hannah*

[Mochachino]

They were proposing barriers at one point down there.

[craig180]

Brighouse used to be a good night, until pricks started turning up in stolen cars and everyone started racing and running people over :D

Yeah used to do brighouse then Huddersfield. When that got out of hand I started doing the Wakey cruise and down to Ponty

[L20VTS]

Lol i know its well odd.. only thing i can think is they are on call or involved in a raid or something, they can't put speedbumps down there because of the lorries and no point putting speed camera's simply because they are being disbanded around the midlands!

L20VTS, how often do you go down?

Edit: Hannah*

Its same time every week though it's like they decide its too late now for them to be out lets clear them out.

If they put a speed camera down there it would just get ripped down.

Down there nearly every Sunday, out in mine probably ever other week. (to check out the local wildlife and stuff) ;)

[Matty16v]

(to check out the local wildlife and stuff) ;)

Do tell more :p

P.s. did you see a sundance Gti with black bonnet a few weeks ago?

[craig180]

Down there nearly every Sunday, out in mine probably ever other week. (to check out the local wildlife and stuff) ;)

* dogging

[Moke]

* dogging

Wouldn't be suprised tbh...

Schlaaaaaaaag ;)

[Matty16v]

Wouldn't be suprised tbh...

Schlaaaaaaaag ;)

Is she hot? :homme:

Also Itrader comments say L20VTS is a bloke? lol

[craig180]

Is she hot? :homme:

Also Itrader comments say L20VTS is a bloke? lol

She is a bloke.

[L20VTS]

Do actually go up the doggers car parks on a night sometimes :fcuk: Not to join in though they are all old, ugly and weird but its fcuking amusing though.

Think I did see a sundance gti out the other week. Same week Autoglass van was flying round.

Lol used to share account with an ex but its all mine now has been for ages.

[DannyVTS]

I did actually think this was good, in a bad way?

Oh and Moke, Cliosport actually think it was you because of your name being mentioned lol

[stevo1600]

lol this was quite funny but why'd it have to be a saxo....

[joe333]

Hahah lol I think that is soooo funny just he guys laugh makes me laugh!

[Giraffe]

I thought where I lived was infested by retarded chavs... Guess I was wrong!

[craig180]

I thought where I lived was infested by retarded chavs... Guess I was wrong!

No, you weren't wrong ;)

[Giraffe]

No, you weren't wrong ;)

Cheeeeky

[dunno]

its funny but in a shocking way...funny because he is pissing around with the police but also dickish because of how dangerous his driving was!

[PJN]

YouTube - &#x202a;HAMS HALL RACING 21/06/09 - BMW DRIFT GONE WRONG!! QUALITY!! CORSA SIDEWAYZ, SUB'S EVO'S & MORE!!&#x202c;&rlm;

beginning of this video sums the place up for me, and I've never even been before. Total fucktard who just thinks yeah, I'll continue to reverse round this roundabout...

[Tringaling]

I love this!

[Furio-Gazza]

LOL how silly

[nut2010]

made me laugh he had balls

[Giraffe]

YouTube - &#x202a;HAMS HALL RACING 21/06/09 - BMW DRIFT GONE WRONG!! QUALITY!! CORSA SIDEWAYZ, SUB'S EVO'S & MORE!!&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHMT8x_di2s)

beginning of this video sums the place up for me, and I've never even been before. Total fucktard who just thinks yeah, I'll continue to reverse round this roundabout...

Anyone else think that that looks like an incredibly boring way to spend your evening? :|

[Furio-Gazza]

Anyone else think that that looks like an incredibly boring way to spend your evening? :|

+1 :clapping:,

[Matty16v]

Anyone else think that that looks like an incredibly boring way to spend your evening? :|

+1 :clapping:,

Only happens on a sunday, what does everyone else do on a sunday evening at about 6pm? ;)

[Giraffe]

Only happens on a sunday, what does everyone else do on a sunday evening at about 6pm? ;)

I eat? I could go to the gym, read a book, watch a film, go to the pub, go see a film, play my guitar, go for a walk, watch paint dry, watch grass grow etc. Basically anything that doesn't involve driving a car around a roundabout.

[Furio-Gazza]

Only happens on a sunday, what does everyone else do on a sunday evening at about 6pm? ;)

I normaly settle down after a lovely sunday dinner and watch some tv,
not waste fuel driving around & around a roundabout been a cockhead and on the verge of causing a crash

[L20VTS]

I normaly settle down after a lovely sunday dinner and watch some tv,
not waste fuel driving around & around a roundabout been a cockhead and on the verge of causing a crash

No different to going out round town to find something to race though ;)
Because you've never done that right?

In fact it's probably far safer than the above.

[Furio-Gazza]

No different to going out round town to find something to race though ;)
Because you've never done that right?

In fact it's probably far safer than the above.

yeah when i was like 17, a young boy, who acted like a ug and didnt care about no other cunt yeah hannah i was,
but i kinda grew up and though hmmm what if i knock over a kid or have a crash or some other turd racing me hits me and some 1 dies?
ooo yeah but maybe you aint grown up yet have you?
and yet you wonder why your car is breaking alot... maybe cos you nail it everywhere for a pointless reason?

plus i know lets waste money on fuel to go quick just to be a rebal and go faster than the speed limits.... yeah good one, hope you get caught by the old bill or you smash your car up to bits!
cos tits like you give us normal drivers a bad name and we have to pay through our arses on insurance all cos some dickheads find going around a around about drifting is fun!

Dickhead...:wall:

[Matty16v]

So.... Who's going Stab city tonight? :D

[Mango_Wes]

What would you of done if you was actually there seeing that happen ?

Because, Id film it to tbh. :/ I wouldn't exactly chuck myself in front him in the hope to be a hero, or use my car to block him in to also be a hero.

[vaughan06]

What would you of done if you was actually there seeing that happen ?

Because, Id film it to tbh. :/ I wouldn't exactly chuck myself in front him in the hope to be a hero, or use my car to block him in to also be a hero.

I would hope he crashed, rolled his car and fucked himself up with out hurting anyone else :y: that would be perfect haha
what a twat.

[-Jason-]

I would have filmed it and submitted the clip to the police to use against him tbh

[Mango_Wes]

My post was basically to dozen of people that called the people filming it all twats.

Im sure you would of done the same, in fact id love to know what you would of done!

[L20VTS]

So.... Who's going Stab city tonight? :D

I'll be about Big Johns.

Btw people don't you think the police maybe have their own video equipment lol.

[Prickle]

watched a few more vids, pretty nuts.

Why arnt the police ever there?

[L20VTS]

They are lol, obviously less videos with police is as mostly people get in their cars and go as you can get a section 59 for just being down there watching.

Last night two police had the road blocked, not Hams Hall but another part of Birmingham, it was rather uncontrollable though its seriously not far off a riot.

[Prickle]

i bet you rag your 106 up and down there :P

[Moke]

i bet you rag your 106 up and down there :P

Hannah will rag anything that moves.

Wait, wut?

[L20VTS]

i bet you rag your 106 up and down there :P

Don't know what you're on about :innocent:

Hannah will rag anything that moves.

Wait, wut?

What :fcuk:

raaaaaappppppeee :D lol

[barlow135]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaI-36N3c7c&feature=youtu.be

Haha this is the polices response to that video

[L20VTS]

W@nkers.

[Malky]

Considering the car was probably stolen anyway, I don't get what this video actually gains.

It would have been more interesting to have a video of the driver being tied down and raped with a kitchen knife.

[barlow135]

Considering the car was probably stolen anyway, I don't get what this video actually gains.

It would have been more interesting to have a video of the driver being tied down and raped with a kitchen knife.

That sounds brutal..................but fair

[Prickle]

Don't know what you're on about :innocent:

:zainy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaI-36N3c7c&feature=youtu.be

Haha this is the polices response to that video

ROFL.

[Prickle]

YouTube - &#x202a;hams hall/ford focus estate burnout&#x202c;&rlm;

do that up here and you would be hauled right away tbh.

[Malky]

I love how the bellend puts his hazards on, as if he is being a respectable road user.

[L20VTS]

I love how the bellend puts his hazards on, as if he is being a respectable road user.

Probably more respectable than your average old person who can't drive, people who drive with no insurance as they think they'll get away with it, drink drivers etc.. do you see people like that just drink driving, driving with no insurance while they're on a quiet industrial esate nooo they're all over the roads waiting to cause an accident.

[Malky]

Probably more respectable than your average old person who can't drive, people who drive with no insurance as they think they'll get away with it, drink drivers etc.. do you see people like that just drink driving, driving with no insurance while they're on a quiet industrial esate nooo they're all over the roads waiting to cause an accident.

Please tell me you are not seriously trying to justify that bellend's behaviour on a main road?? For the record, that was also a fucking piss poor attempt at a burnout.

[L20VTS]

Please tell me you are not seriously trying to justify that bellend's behaviour on a main road?? For the record, that was also a fucking piss poor attempt at a burnout.

Ok it was a tad over the top tbh, but the whole scene gets critisized so much and it's really not just a bunch of chavs. But that Saxo driver is no worse than any other person driving 'illegally' on public roads.

[Malky]

Ok it was a tad over the top tbh, but the whole scene gets critisized so much and it's really not just a bunch of chavs. But that Saxo driver is no worse than any other person driving 'illegally' on public roads.

Unfortunately the 'scene' a you call it contains mostly cockends trying to show off. They seem to think that it's 'cool' to drive like cunts on public streets, not only risking their own (worthless) lives, but the lives of other road users. Unfortunately, until they 'grow' up and realise the potential damage they could do to themselves or others, they will go along thinking that they look 'pure fuckin cool man' whilst the majority of us think that they are sad pathetic bellends.

Don't get me wrong, I like modified cars, I like a bit of fast driving, but not on city fucking streets where if I did get it wrong, I might actually kill someone.

My young son was out on his bike the other day, his back wheel raised off the ground slightly (due to his stabilisers) and his burnout was so much more impressive than that.

[L20VTS]

Unfortunately the 'scene' a you call it contains mostly cockends trying to show off. They seem to think that it's 'cool' to drive like cunts on public streets, not only risking their own (worthless) lives, but the lives of other road users. Unfortunately, until they 'grow' up and realise the potential damage they could do to themselves or others, they will go along thinking that they look 'pure fuckin cool man' whilst the majority of us think that they are sad pathetic bellends.

Don't get me wrong, I like modified cars, I like a bit of fast driving, but not on city fucking streets where if I did get it wrong, I might actually kill someone.

That's exactly what people think and it's so not true a good 50% are far from chavs, have stupid amounts of money spent on their cars and know how to drive and aren't 17 year old chavs.

It's NOT city streets it's a quiet industrial estate however once that's got rid of then yes chances are a lot will be on busier city streets only because there is no where else to go.

[Malky]

That's exactly what people think and it's so not true a good 50% are far from chavs, have stupid amounts of money spent on their cars and know how to drive and aren't 17 year old chavs.

It's NOT city streets it's a quiet industrial estate however once that's got rid of then yes chances are a lot will be on busier city streets only because there is no where else to go.

I never once called anyone a chav. Quiet industrial estate? The video I watched seemed to me like a main dual carriageway, not a quiet industrial estate.

Modified car drivers do get a lot of bad press, but to be honest a lot of it is well deserved. When I was younger, we used to meet up in a car park behind a hotel, we parked up, sat around chatting, and went home. Didn't have any heros doing burnouts, drag racing etc and the local plod were happy to leave us there. They used to drive round frequently just to check we were behaving, and actually admitted they preferred us being there where they knew where we were to keep an eye on rather than have us driving the streets.

You have to show respect to gain any.

[L20VTS]

I never once called anyone a chav. Quiet industrial estate? The video I watched seemed to me like a main dual carriageway, not a quiet industrial estate.

Modified car drivers do get a lot of bad press, but to be honest a lot of it is well deserved. When I was younger, we used to meet up in a car park behind a hotel, we parked up, sat around chatting, and went home. Didn't have any heros doing burnouts, drag racing etc and the local plod were happy to leave us there. They used to drive round frequently just to check we were behaving, and actually admitted they preferred us being there where they knew where we were to keep an eye on rather than have us driving the streets.

You have to show respect to gain any.

Most people call us chavs though.

There's bits of the a38 used that are yes main dual carriage way which is insane. Hams Hall where that Saxo was is literally as quiet industrial esate but the road is set up like a dual carriage way hence it's so popular.

Only traffic you get are lorries, mostly Sainsburys ones and the odd bus come back from the airport and people get their cars and go, they go across the roundabout and are gone don't even touch the main strip. Where as a38 has like main town traffic, taxi's buses, cars yer it's slightly insane :S

[Malky]

Most people call us chavs though.



Maybe because by your own admission, 50% are.

[L20VTS]

Yer that's true doesn't help but even if everyone was sensible the police still wouldn't allow it. However they really aren't going to stop it, theres maybe 300+ cars at the very least around Birmingham doing the same thing every Sunday night.

Add on top of that your car park cruisers the numbers are insane.

[Malky]

Yer that's true doesn't help but even if everyone was sensible the police still wouldn't allow it. However they really aren't going to stop it, theres maybe 300+ cars at the very least around Birmingham doing the same thing every Sunday night.

Add on top of that your car park cruisers the numbers are insane.

I am not denying the fact that it doesn't go on all over the country, however it won't make your argument any stronger by claiming 'everyone else does it too'.

In my mind there are two types of modified car driver.

1) The type that value their licence, enjoy having a nice car and treat it with respect, enjoy meeting up with other like minded folk, showing off their cars, chatting with mates and going home.

2) The type that look like they have ram raided Halfords, think a loud exhaust on a 12v Corsa actually disguises it sounding like a washing machine, say things like 'innit', 'barrrp', 'yes I am a virgin' and 'daddy, why are you touching me there', drive like complete arseholes to try and impress the other worthless scrotes that do the same, try to impress the girls (do any girls actually get wet when they see a baseball cap wearing tosser doing handbrake turns and attemting to have their car bounce off the rev limiter in every gear). THESE are the cunts that give it a bad name.

[L20VTS]

and I'll add a 3rd..

The type that value their licence (to some extent) have a nice fast car that is treated with respect usually with the best brakes/tyres possible and always kept safe, enjoy meeting up with people, showing cars off, doing shows etc and enjoying a bit of slightly illegal fun.

Most one section 59 and that's it for the year.

Any of type 2 come down Hams Hall usually get a shock with some nice abuse handed to them.

[Malky]

and I'll add a 3rd..

The type that value their licence (to some extent) have a nice fast car that is treated with respect usually with the best brakes/tyres possible and always kept safe, enjoy meeting up with people, showing cars off, doing shows etc and enjoying a bit of slightly illegal fun.



You started so well. And then it went horribly wrong lol

[L20VTS]

I know :D lol

[Malky]

I know :D lol

Do you fuck on first dates?

[L20VTS]

Do you fuck on first dates?

Yes, are you fit? lol

ijoke lol no fucking on first dates for me. Can't be a chav and a slag as well now can I haha.

[Malky]

Yes, are you fit? lol

ijoke lol no fucking on first dates for me. Can't be a chav and a slag as well now can I haha.

Unfortunately I am ugly. And also married with two kids. Does that excite you more than if I was doing handbrakes in my Jap kitted Corsa C with the windows down and the tooooooooones pumpin?

[L20VTS]

Unfortunately I am ugly. And also married with two kids. Does that excite you more than if I was doing handbrakes in my Jap kitted Corsa C with the windows down and the tooooooooones pumpin?

If the handbrakes are done on a maccys car park I am excited already lol.

Now must stop spamming and find out where this 'public meeting' is to do with Hams Hall so we can all attend haha.

[Malky]

If the handbrakes are done on a maccys car park I am excited already lol.

Now must stop spamming and find out where this 'public meeting' is to do with Hams Hall so we can all attend haha.

I'm actually stiff at the thought of attending a Hams Hall meet. They sound so exciting.

[L20VTS]

This is just a boring meeting police and council are having lol we figured its rude not to go seen as they attend our meets.

[Malky]

This is just a boring meeting police and council are having lol we figured its rude not to go seen as they attend our meets.

Yay, you can pure do burnouts and shit outside.

Personally I'd just drive past with a flame thrower and set fire to you all and your cars. Job done (apart from the few cars that would be left as shite doesn't burn)

[L20VTS]

That's my car then :(

That could be our first date? lol

[Malky]

That's my car then :(

That could be our first date? lol

I would be honoured to grace the presence of your Saxo passenger seat (hope you don't mind if I came with a seat cover in case I contracted any diseases from the 'chav's' that may have spilled bodily fluids on it)

You could raz me about this quiet industrial estate, dodging the Sainsburys trucks and buses until I was screaming for mercy.

[L20VTS]

I would be honoured to grace the presence of your Saxo passenger seat (hope you don't mind if I came with a seat cover in case I contracted any diseases from the 'chav's' that may have spilled bodily fluids on it)

You could raz me about this quiet industrial estate, dodging the Sainsburys trucks and buses until I was screaming for mercy.

I'm sorry to disappoint you but I actually don't drive a Saxo it's a slightly more upper class 106 gti, however I would prefer you bring your seat cover so not to stain my half leathers. :A:

[Malky]

I'm sorry to disappoint you but I actually don't drive a Saxo it's a slightly more upper class 106 gti, however I would prefer you bring your seat cover so not to stain my half leathers. :A:

In that case may I offer you my apologies for mistaking that you drove a Saxo. I would have to challenge the fact that you stated that a 106 GTi is slightly more upper class than a Saxo. I think they are both shit. :fcuk:

Do your half leathers have alcantara? Or poverty spec fabric?

[hellonpluto]

hey l@@k i found the guy who took the video

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1318745082/image.jpg

bit like

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m280/hellonpluto/Random/tomhannahsaxp2.jpg

[L20VTS]

In that case may I offer you my apologies for mistaking that you drove a Saxo. I would have to challenge the fact that you stated that a 106 GTi is slightly more upper class than a Saxo. I think they are both shit. :fcuk:

Do your half leathers have alcantara? Or poverty spec fabric?

Well yes you do have a point.

Yes alcantara in the middle drop so much as water and they are stained let alone any other form of fluid :fcuk:

What do you drive oh person on Saxo forum?

[Malky]

Well yes you do have a point.

Yes alcantara in the middle drop so much as water and they are stained let alone any other form of fluid :fcuk:

What do you drive oh person on Saxo forum?

Good, Fabric middles can give nasty carpet burns on the bollocks when I'm shafting you in the front seat. Alcantara is a lot more forgiving.

I currently drive an 11 plate Fiat Panda.

[Malky]

hey l@@k i found the guy who took the video

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1318745082/image.jpg

bit like

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m280/hellonpluto/Random/tomhannahsaxp2.jpg

Fuck sake HOP, I'm trying to get a bit of respectable chat here and you interrupt

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha hannah your chav spec vehicle fits you though don't go changing it haha
and a fucking PANDA!!! hahaha

[Malky]

hahaha hannah your chav spec vehicle fits you though don't go changing it haha
and a fucking PANDA!!! hahaha

Sorry, did the retard bus forget to pick you up this afternoon?

The Panda is a lovely little car. Economical, spritely, handsome. All for only £8699

What's up Furio boy? Can't handle a real Saxo?

[L20VTS]

Lol eats shoots and leaves says it all really........

[Malky]

Lol eats shoots and leaves says it all really........

Is that an offer?

[L20VTS]

Is that an offer?

I'm affraid two minute wonders do nothing for me :A:

[hellonpluto]

a fucking PANDA ROFL!! >!"34

what happened to the rape mobile?

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha that made me lol i have a furio because its cheap to run cheap to fix and cheap to insure

but i have the r6 for my power and speed the furio is simply a vehicle to get me to work and back

and ooo i have a panda and it cost me 8 grand ouch for a panda o dear

[L20VTS]

Sorry, did the retard bus forget to pick you up this afternoon?

The Panda is a lovely little car. Economical, spritely, handsome. All for only £8699

What's up Furio boy? Can't handle a real Saxo?

Why would he want the limits of anything faster than a Furio. After all he might kill someone. :panic:

[Malky]

a fucking PANDA ROFL!! >!"34

what happened to the rape mobile?

What rape mobile? My Panda is a fucking babe magnet. The local pensioners are throwing themselves at me. The stench of blue rinse is overpowering.

[Malky]

Why would he want the limits of anything faster than a Furio. After all he might kill someone. :panic:

Hopefully himself, with you as a passenger. 1.4 powahhhhhhh

[Juggyluggs]

Hopefully himself, with you as a passenger. 1.4 powahhhhhhh

aww you jealous i'll have l20 sat in my passenger seat

[L20VTS]

Hopefully himself, with you as a passenger. 1.4 powahhhhhhh

Almost as cool as panda power like panda pops but cooler.

[Malky]

I'm affraid two minute wonders do nothing for me :A:

Two minutes? Dream on.

[hellonpluto]

aww you jealous i'll have l20 sat in my passenger seat

i hope you're not stroking yourself now

[Malky]

Almost as cool as panda power like panda pops but cooler.

My Panda is a 1.2 Active. In baby blue. Turns a lot of heads

[L20VTS]

Pics of said Panda?

Phil I'm sure it was actually you in my passenger seat last time and then I even had you in the back of my car :shocked:

[Juggyluggs]

i hope you're not stroking yourself now

ill send pictures over babe ;)

thats because im a lanky fuck and so had to have the seat all the way back :homme:

[hellonpluto]

ill send pictures over babe ;)

thats because im a lanky fuck and so had to have the seat all the way back :homme:

ooo dirty pics I'm game if you are :oops:

[Malky]

Pics of said Panda?

Phil I'm sure it was actually you in my passenger seat last time and then I even had you in the back of my car :shocked:

You having blokes in the back of your car aint exactly surprising.

Wanna come in the back of my Panda?

[Juggyluggs]

she only likes french car drivers and defo hellonpluto ill pm you now ;) but i must warn you i look like death warmed up
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/death.jpg

[L20VTS]

You having blokes in the back of your car aint exactly surprising.

Wanna come in the back of my Panda?

I'd rather be seen getting into a sheep with a 12" strap on :homme:

So when you coming to meet us all :D

[Malky]

I'd rather be seen getting into a sheep with a 12" strap on :homme:

So when you coming to meet us all :D

When I want to contract AIDS and die.

[L20VTS]

You can only catch it once..

Hai Craig.

[hellonpluto]

juggyluggs i'm bald in all the right places ;) xoxox

[Juggyluggs]

When I want to contract AIDS and die.

bit harsh saying hannah has aids i know she gets around abit but damn :P


ooo just how i like them :homme:

[Malky]

juggyluggs i'm bald in all the right places ;) xoxox

FLOL, fucking virgin luggsy is going to get his hole.

[Juggyluggs]

FLOL, fucking virgin luggsy is going to get his hole.

haha yea going to lose my anal virginity hannah stole my ear virginity :homme:

[hellonpluto]

she sat on your ear? not tried that one before? Did it sound like a sink un blocker plunger? you sound very kinky

[Malky]

bit harsh saying hannah has aids i know she gets around abit but damn :P


ooo just how i like them :homme:

She caught it from me.

[Malky]

Anyway, here is my Panda. As you will agree it's a little fucking beauty.

http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m517/Cliodci2006/Panda2.jpg

[Juggyluggs]

she sat on your ear? not tried that one before? Did it sound like a sink un blocker plunger? you sound very kinky

O yesh was fucking awesome i had a monster raving hard on ;)


She caught it from me.

Bad times man

[L20VTS]

Anyway, here is my Panda. As you will agree it's a little fucking beauty.

http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m517/Cliodci2006/Panda2.jpg

Nice wheel trims, needs lowering tbh though.

Track record doesn't look much better by folder name. Nice Clio Diesel lol.

[Malky]

Nice wheel trims, needs lowering tbh though.

Track record doesn't look much better by folder name. Nice Clio Diesel lol.

Lowering would compromise the fantastic comfort it offers both driver and passengers. The Clio diesel was also a fantastic little car. Very economical.

[Juggyluggs]

nah just need to get some fat hoe's in the back to lower it they all go for ugly horrid tiny cars ;)

[Malky]

nah just need to get some fat hoe's in the back to lower it they all go for ugly horrid tiny cars ;)

Your bird has already been in it. She leaks like fuck by the way. Get a cork in her. lol

[hellonpluto]

do you chew alot of chewing gum and are a bad aim?

[Malky]

do you chew alot of chewing gum and are a bad aim?

lol, yeah, I gob it out when walking into the house. Plan is for it to go down the drain, but it never happens.

[Matty16v]

Wow, what the fuck! I just read 4 pages of Malky trying to make a Fiat Panda sound like a Ferrari F40, L20VTS is yet again getting wet at the thought of penis and Juggyluggs has a hard on....

[Juggyluggs]

Wow, what the fuck! I just read 4 pages of Malky trying to make a Fiat Panda sound like a Ferrari F40, L20VTS is yet again getting wet at the thought of penis and Juggyluggs has a hard on....

That sums it up quite nicely dude :)

[Malky]

Wow, what the fuck! I just read 4 pages of Malky trying to make a Fiat Panda sound like a Ferrari F40, L20VTS is yet again getting wet at the thought of penis and Juggyluggs has a hard on....

Don't be dissin the fucking Panda mate.

[Matty16v]

Don't be dissin the fucking Panda mate.

:panic:lol

[Easty]

Wow, what the fuck! I just read 4 pages of Malky trying to make a Fiat Panda sound like a Ferrari F40, L20VTS is yet again getting wet at the thought of penis and Juggyluggs has a hard on....

Same as every thread ?

[geordie555]

That vid is funny as fuk!!

[Saxo-KidNI]

i dont know what is funnier the backing up at about 50mph or the guy taking the video

[Prickle]

Wow, what the fuck! I just read 4 pages of Malky trying to make a Fiat Panda sound like a Ferrari F40, L20VTS is yet again getting wet at the thought of penis and Juggyluggs has a hard on....

:zainy:

[Brother-V]

saw this video a few weeks back, the guy is a complete tosser. end of

[GaryKiddd]

So this is why I can't get a quote under £2k for a 1 litre Saxo, nice one lads, 5 minutes of fun and you ruin 1000's of other young drivers lives. And lets not forget, driving up the wrong side of a carriageway could have ended in fatalities.

Some people should be banned from driving for life, there are people banned from football stadiums for life from letting flares, yet these edjits are putting others lives in risk and get a slap on the wrist?

[stevo67]

And this was the outcome http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/car-chase-lout-who-reserved-690032

[squaddie]

they spelt reversed wrong :y: