The Bad Parking Thread

[Chimaira]

Saw this on another forum, thought it would be fun!
Basically put up the pictures of the worst parking you've ever seen :y:


Anyways, I'll start with this in my work car park, pretty awful ;)

http://a.yfrog.com/img741/3963/x0xs.jpg

[auds]

Surprised the owner didnt get a ticket, coz they can now cant they? That is pretty damn shocking :panic:

[m11ler]

I have a girl at work that always parks so badly, i'll get a pic next time she's in

[langy88]

http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa390/Langy88/4581c7d3.jpg

My old fiesta. Did it to piss off a mate

[Rudpud]

http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa390/Langy88/4581c7d3.jpg

My old fiesta. Did it to piss off a mate

Lol, what do you think you are? a BMW driver?

[Jordysport]

i did some epic fail parking when i test drove my new fiat 500 abarth, hadn't got used to the terrible turning circle and chose the nearest space and ended up going in the 3rd parking space after it !! haha, fail

[Ryan]

ive got one from a while back of a woman parking across the bays and not in it.

Her excuse - she didnt want her shopping to get hot.

[logic_guy]

I get so paranoid about parking my car in car parks.

I tend to park in car parks late at night, when tis quiet and no yummy mummys around and little shitty kids to slam the car door against yours.

In the rare time i do park in a car park, for example Tesco. I will choose to park the complete other end of the car park and take up 2 bays, for the sheer fact some utter twat will feel like i'm a magnet to them and he will have to park next to me and will bound to have 2 little shitty kids bang heir doors on my car.

YES, it has happened..... i've parked a million miles away from people, by my self with no other cars around me for a mile and someone choose's to park next to you, IN THE NEXT BAY!! Whyyyyyy?

I get paranoid my car will get dinged. Its 10 years old and not even a car park ding on it. I want to keep it that way.

[Prickle]

rofl, there will be at least one ding in it, well a rather large one if i park next to it. ;)

[VinceVTS]

I get so paranoid about parking my car in car parks.

I tend to park in car parks late at night, when tis quiet and no yummy mummys around and little shitty kids to slam the car door against yours.

In the rare time i do park in a car park, for example Tesco. I will choose to park the complete other end of the car park and take up 2 bays, for the sheer fact some utter twat will feel like i'm a magnet to them and he will have to park next to me and will bound to have 2 little shitty kids bang heir doors on my car.

YES, it has happened..... i've parked a million miles away from people, by my self with no other cars around me for a mile and someone choose's to park next to you, IN THE NEXT BAY!! Whyyyyyy?

I get paranoid my car will get dinged. Its 10 years old and not even a car park ding on it. I want to keep it that way.

OMG I HATE THAT, i dont even park close to the store lol, i actully park in the furthest part of the carpark of tesco's lol, you know the bit where they tend to have the bottle bins, i allways go there and there is never anyone there EVER. but when i come back sure enuf some fucker is parked right next to me... WTF :P

[elkoi]

Sometimes you cant help how you park because of the person that has parked next to you. :')

[chris_ph2]

Saw one yesterday parked dead in the middle of two bays. Felt like pissing on it. Was actually tempted but it was the middle of the day and dead busy. Wish I'd still let the tyres down now though. Make him think twice about doing it again

Used to park miles away from supermarkets myself. Ever since someone pulled up next to me in a previous car, flung their door open into mine, realised they'd done it, looked at me and didn't even say sorry. Which would have been sufficient for me. I had a look and there was a nice little dent there so I grabbed my wheel brace and returned the favour x 10. So hard and deep it near enough pierced the metal. Drove back past and bit later on and he was there poking at it lol hope he realised why it was there

Great now I've got a van though. Don't care where I park and if some knobhead has parked pureposefully with their wheels on the line I'll just go and park next to them anyway so it's an absolute nightmare for them to get in/our their car. I love it when their plan backfires!

[Rogue_Shadow]

I call that LANDING not Parking

[JoshB]

Shall I take a picture of my parking every day for this thread? Everyone thinks I'm a wanker in my BMW, so I might as well park like one.......

[Viper]

They think you're a wanker mainly because you're a wanker :y:

[S4XO11]

I get so paranoid about parking my car in car parks.

I tend to park in car parks late at night, when tis quiet and no yummy mummys around and little shitty kids to slam the car door against yours.

In the rare time i do park in a car park, for example Tesco. I will choose to park the complete other end of the car park and take up 2 bays, for the sheer fact some utter twat will feel like i'm a magnet to them and he will have to park next to me and will bound to have 2 little shitty kids bang heir doors on my car.

YES, it has happened..... i've parked a million miles away from people, by my self with no other cars around me for a mile and someone choose's to park next to you, IN THE NEXT BAY!! Whyyyyyy?

I get paranoid my car will get dinged. Its 10 years old and not even a car park ding on it. I want to keep it that way.


haha same as me mate :wall: annoys me why cant they park a littlle further away haha

[Paul]

Spam removed,
Keep it on topic, :boxing:

[Brenz]

Sadly haven't got a picture but a few weeks ago I drove into McDonalds to park for college and a woman was in there in a Ford Focus parked across 3 bays then when she saw us laughing at her she moved and managed to squeeze into 2 bays instead lol.

[Manu]

Saw this on another forum

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=19800



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[Chimaira]

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=19800



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Wasn't that site, but there's some classics in there :D

[Proffitt]

A friend at school when she first passed:

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn94/Tom_Lad/29112007060.jpg


Just a random when was onsite somewhere:

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn94/Tom_Lad/photo.jpg

[Easty]

I always park miles away or in 2 bays, fucked if you think you're banging my nice car with your POS Saxo's.

[holdawayt]

I bought the Mk2 with no dents or scratches.
Sold it last Saturday with about 20 - all of them from shoppers that can't handle the complexities of opening a fucking door.

I'm hoping that the Mazda will appeal to the gay boys / hairdresser girls and they'll look after it a bit more. OR instead think "lol at the batty boy in his mobile salon, i'm going to open my door onto it now because he's homosexual"

[J222JRA]

How the fuck do these retards getting a driving license

[geraintthomas]

A friend of mine's aunty had a car park on top of hers. Does that count?

(Car was going too fast, swerved to avoid a bus, landed on top of her Mk3 Hyundai)

[Prickle]

A friend at school when she first passed:

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn94/Tom_Lad/29112007060.jpg


How the fuck do these retards getting a driving license

:zainy:

[rey]

(Car was going too fast, swerved to avoid a bus, landed on top of her Mk3 Hyundai)

Did her a favour really...

[geraintthomas]

Did her a favour really...

Well, she did buy a Mini Cooper after it, so which-ever you think is best :/

[rey]

New or old?

Old = classic.
New = great handling and pretty fun to drive.

So yeah, definitely was done a favour.

[harrison7524]

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/Harrison7524/2011-06-27200207.jpg

My effort last week, there was loads of spaces so thought id be awkward :)

[Prickle]

it was a effort to park like a douche? PMSL.

[holdawayt]

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/Harrison7524/2011-06-27200207.jpg

My effort last week, there was loads of spaces so thought id be awkward :)


Idiot...

[Liamm]

There's always one or two cars parked over 2 spaces, or so close next to another car the other driver cant get in wherever I go. There was one parked dead centre of 2 spaces in Tesco the other week, but tbf, with it being a brand new porsche carrera convertible, I'd let him off if I was a traffic warden lol, especially when a woman in an old shitty punto pulled up, and still nearly hit it with her fat arse!

[stevo1600]

does this have to just be car parks, i need to take a photo of my street tomorrow morning as thats the worst time for idiots to do this shit.
SILLY basterds park in my street (i live by a hospital) so they avoid the fees of the car park. which to be fair, yea id do it. but not park how they do.

The road has been blocked around 10 times since ive lived here in the last 2 years that ive seen. by 2+ cars leaving a gap about a foot from the curb parked right opposite each other. CLEVER THE BUS CAN GET THROUGH THERE!!!!

My street is a bus route lol alot of angry drivers seeing mirrors and doors scratched up/ broken off. total fucking laugh when you see their faces. PHAH FAIL.

police have removed, hmm atleast 15+ cars from my street for blocking driveways or causing obstructions, theirs been fines, arrests, even road rage from parking in my street. :fcuk: its ace.

[VJOFurio]

does this have to just be car parks, i need to take a photo of my street tomorrow morning as thats the worst time for idiots to do this shit.
SILLY basterds park in my street (i live by a hospital) so they avoid the fees of the car park. which to be fair, yea id do it. but not park how they do.

The road has been blocked around 10 times since ive lived here in the last 2 years that ive seen. by 2+ cars leaving a gap about a foot from the curb parked right opposite each other. CLEVER THE BUS CAN GET THROUGH THERE!!!!

My street is a bus route lol alot of angry drivers seeing mirrors and doors scratched up/ broken off. total fucking laugh when you see their faces. PHAH FAIL.

police have removed, hmm atleast 15+ cars from my street for blocking driveways or causing obstructions, theirs been fines, arrests, even road rage from parking in my street. :fcuk: its ace.

Who needs a telly when you've got your street?

[Lacey_106]

I'm so going to win this.... :A:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/rubbishparking.jpg

OK, so what do I win? :D :y:

[Dyl]

This thread angers me

[piranhamatt]

Here's the one i posted in the previous thread when my space was taken.


http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9048/aaswda.jpg (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/aaswda.jpg/)

[Lacey_106]

This thread angers me

Your bird angers me. :detective:

[Prickle]

poor wheel (etc)