Getting rid of a spider living in my car?

[Gary-VTR]

Got a massive spider living in my car somewhere behind the interior plastics. Seen it once and tried to squish it but it got away, has been hiding since then.

Every morning when I get in the car's there a hench spider web across the front seats, so I know the cunt's still in there somewhere. Don't usually mind them but this one's pretty big and if it crawls on me whilst I'm driving I probably will freak out and crash. |:

Any suggestions how to get the fucker out?

[L20VTS]

Spray hairspray where you think it is lol or some form of insect killer maybe :S

[Viper]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/11/129128145639480441.jpg

[tomsmarty]

Simply ask it nicely. Or find something that eats spiders and leave it in there over night, dunno what eats spiders though?

[Viper]

Asking it nicely was going to be my first option but then I remembered fire existed!

[tomsmarty]

Asking it nicely was going to be my first option but then I remembered fire existed!

Could ask it nicely give it the chance to get out, if not then you use this thing you call fire.

[Prickle]

use the heaters, full wack on heat, cooked. failing that use a hoover.

[Jungle]

Burn the car out, its a write off anyway if its got some hench spider in there, thats what id do anyway.

[Gary-VTR]

Spray hairspray where you think it is lol or some form of insect killer maybe :S

The rear's mostly stripped so it could be hiding in the panels somewhere, and I wasn't sure if going mental filling up the car with hairspray was the best idea.
Like...
http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/4051/dsc00704d.jpg

Burn the car out, its a write off anyway if its got some hench spider in there, thats what id do anyway.

If it's laid eggs in there I genuinely will burn the car out I think.

use the heaters, full wack on heat, cooked. failing that use a hoover.

Gonna give that a go!

[the_mighty_booosh]

tell the cunt to get the fuck out and move on or start paying it's way and slipping you some petrol money

[Juggyluggs]

just be like

"Ima Kill you fool"

or just whack the heaters on full and cook the fucker out or set a trap for the bastard poisoned flies muhahahaha!!!

[Giraffe]

If only markdavid were here now...

[K17NEY]

Drive it through a lake, Spiders can't swim.

[Mochachino]

If only markdavid were here now...

looool

[Giraffe]

looool

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=259590&page=1

he seriously destroyed Gary's last thread about a spider and a car lmao

[Mochachino]

Yes they live inside the mirror case and make a web at night found one inside it,they are only small ones ,best leave them alone some say they are good luck...If you have a spider fear you can spray the mirror with fly killer they will die and not move back in it is up to you on that one...

That spider has found a bad home.Im glad there is no daddy long legs in it. I have a bird eater she can jump a long way even stick on my roof,but at least she can not fit in car mirrows.Even eat a stray cat once.Likes rats alive best. Got a pet mex. red nee to no touch game... whot other pets you got chum...?

Use fly killer,if you do not like your pet,it does work.On my cheap ways buy a bottle of bleach spray and wash,even kills fox in den...

The big ones are best with hairy legs and 8 eyes,they run fast,probly clean his car a bit for free.Love thy spider.you want to see whots in my shed.Fred.Any rats in your loft or squarrals,they love electric wires...? keep them out of your glove box to...

Your wrong on that have you ever seen a big bird eater and picked it up 2 hands and some, there is a place in england that did sell the monster ones,they attack when things sleep, have you got any pets please reply...Have you ever been bitten by a big spider and rushed to hospital,or do you just read books,chum?...

Got 2 more today in bath and 4 daddy long legs 10 wasps 2 butter fly and a ant nest,red ones...If they were as big as us whot would they do...

I have made a new spider trap in my garden a broken old car mirrow of my 735i bmw and a blow torch for the minute i see a web on it,put my infra red night camera on it i will get it ,i have also put out a fox trap happy hunting i hope...be up all night..the fox peed on my plants ....

The spider that likes the wash motor goes there for food,then moves back behind Dash inside car,that one will be hard to catch,could buy a ultro sonic pest device,like for Moles, they make a mess of your grass to. smoke bomb they sell for greenhouse insects,classic stink bombs great on top of bus.No good only for people...

Spiders webs on the detail of car,after aWax,they got hairy long 8-legs and dont care,foot prints everywhere,its a forensic job getting them.I pop them in a prize jar after the hunt..Got another today in loo.

They will Be back,like Arne,best prepare,i just bought a bottle of Amonia,i get them of my car...Some do say if you kill a spider it does come back in future...

Badgers not got one,you need a dog hunt,now Spiders,just got one more for the jar on tail pipe.got some squrrals to capture to,and rehome,i like them rats...Not in my Loft...

Sat in car today to get another one on internal mirror,it fell off and ran up my big nose,got it with gas lighter i could feal its pain as it passed away.Ice on no hair nose,GOT IT...

Kept my jacket from then old days,well b.-proof,some have tried,no back panel in.Best got a few broken ribs and got up to kiss-ass.Some SPIDERS,after red ants today in the garage...

Well no Spider car conkers yet,they come out at night got Infra red cameras on full yard,it is a war with them,you might think they are friendly,no way. they go in my jar...got a cat to catch to and re-home miles away.

Train tracks ice cold in a straight line lover

Burp the baby,just got one with lazer and in jar not my car


hahahah what legend

[Gary-VTR]

Bullied by spiders 4lyf :(

[Giraffe]

On a more serious note, I don't know what I'd do if I had a spider in my car. They absolutely terrify me so I would probably buy a cheap run around and try and sell other car...

[Packham]

We have conkers in almost every window, thats stopped them. So I suggest filling your car with conkers, dunno where you'll get them from at this time of year though. eBay? :ponder:

[Dyl]

Sell it, and say the Spiders an extra mod?

[Saxologist]

Scream loudly. Let it knows who's boss.

Bait a trap?
Insect bomb?
Leave several cats in your car overnight?

[LSOfreak]

i used to have this problem, this is my thread

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=167353

my personal favorite is to send bigger spider in to eat that one lol

[Lacey_106]

That spider is going to kill you. Srs.

I'd just sell the car tbh mate.

[Steffrallye]

just get a can of that expanding foam, fill behind the dash and anything thing that can move wont anymore, sticks like shit so should stop a spider. You ever tryed getting it off your hands

[DontHaveASaxo]

My 306 came from a farm, was sat in a barn with no back window. Get about 3 webs every morning still, when i got it tho there was loads.

Get one of them fly zapper things get a few flys, and in the morning if you trow one onto the web he will come straight out, I promise.

[dunno]

just get a can of that expanding foam, fill behind the dash and anything thing that can move wont anymore, sticks like shit so should stop a spider. You ever tryed getting it off your hands

LMAO. Im in stitches.

Think reading that just about made my day. :p

[blackie_2k5]

just stick the exhasut pipe into the rear window and gashe fucker out, may aswell do yourself while your on :y:

[MiniGibbo]

Defiantly burn the car out.

[joe333]

Ewwww i hate spiders!

[Morgzc]

Spiders get stuck in bathtubs. Place mini bathtub in car and plan your sweet revenge.

[SaxSpeed]

have a can of wd40 on the ready, when you see it + a lighter.............. burnt spider problem solved, eather that or download a spider sonar on your phone and leave it in your car over night and it will fuck off lol

[imDan]

hahahah what legend

Haha i miss that guy

not as much as sexooooooooooooooooooooooo

[nickhead]

Leave it in there, he is keeping the fly problem under wraps.

I had a spider living in my wing mirrors for years, little legend he was.

[LSOfreak]

how many flys do you get!?