euromillions anyone won? 1 UK WINNER WON THE JACKPOT!!!!

[saxowebby]

the numbers for todays draw are


17 19 38 42 45 (9) (10)

[Peter_D]

Didn't even match one fucking number...but theres still 2 chances for me to win cos i got one of my workmates to phone his wife and get her to get my ticket in the shop she works in as i wouldn't be back in time to get one tonight.. So when i went in to pick it up she had 3 tickets there, one for me, one for him and one for her

She handed me mine and i said how do you know thats mine? That could be the ticket you had printed off for yourself first...you can't do this

So she wrote our names on the tickets and i took her ticket, she took her husbands ticket, and he took mine...and if any of the 3 win, we split it...so theres 3 times the chances of winning!

Not had a phonecall yet so haven't got my hopes up...gutting seriously

[Mr_X]

^
Probably half way to the maldives

:(

Looks like i will have to go into work.

[Lacey_106]

Yes... hence why I'm posting on here.

[Sophia_Bush]

if I win I will actually pay one of you to fist viper until he can't walk

[Rogue_Shadow]

Yes... hence why I'm posting on here.

Living the dream hey Lacey :y:

[Lacey_106]

if I win I will actually pay one of you to fist viper until he can't walk
Been there done that.... Seems even two fists couldn't fill that gaping hole.
Living the dream hey Lacey :y:
Absolutely. I can't think of any better way to spend my night after winning the euro millions?

[Hatcha]

Got 1 lucky star :(

[Ash1711]

has the jackpot been won this week? £166m ?!?!?!??

[Sophia_Bush]

Been there done that.... Seems even two fists couldn't fill that gaping hole.

Absolutely. I can't think of any better way to spend my night after winning the euro millions?

you think of a plan and I'll pay for it to get done!

[Prickle]

yup, just ordering my gold teeth, big gold chains.

[Sophia_Bush]

1 fucking twat won!

[Rogue_Shadow]

They said someone Won the last time ... Simple fact is, Hosting the Olympics Isn't cheap :D

[Lacey_106]

you think of a plan and I'll pay for it to get done!

Blue whale penis?

I reckon that would do it?

My blue whale penis search only came up with this....

http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-2.jpg

[Sophia_Bush]

thats flacid lacey! once extended it may come out of vipers mouth

[Lacey_106]

thats flacid lacey! once extended it may come out of vipers mouth

I've never seen an erect cock... I thought it was meant to look like that?

[Sophia_Bush]

lol thats more link an overly fat skipping rope

[Viper]

lol thats more link an overly fat skipping rope

It might be a bit slippery for that...

[Lacey_106]

It might be a bit slippery for that...

first hand experience?

[Viper]

Nope, I used my second hand :y:

[Sophia_Bush]

because one hand is nto enough

[saxowebby]

1 uk winner won it how fucking lucky omg.

[Prickle]

il give it a couple of months and the person will either be dead.. or dead.

[Horsman92]

Lucky sod whoever it is.
Me and my mate had a discussion about the winnings of they lottery, He said that you have a sort of shared account and you aren't allowed to spend it on anything you want, such as a house for your friends or family etc, it has to be a valid purchase for yourself? :wacko:
We personally think he's chatting shit but is that the case? Does anybody know? :y:

[Mr_X]

il give it a couple of months and the person will either be dead.. or dead.

guaranteed, good way to go though.

[Jay_]

i haven't checked yet. left my ticket at work. dosey cunt I am...

[beckford]

Lucky sod whoever it is.
Me and my mate had a discussion about the winnings of they lottery, He said that you have a sort of shared account and you aren't allowed to spend it on anything you want, such as a house for your friends or family etc, it has to be a valid purchase for yourself? :wacko:
We personally think he's chatting shit but is that the case? Does anybody know? :y:

hes chatting shit, there was a programme about lottery winners on channel 4 a few months ago, and you can either have it in 1 lump sum or you can get so much every year, but its your money, you can do what you like with it

[BIG]

Im jealous if someone has won it :(

[Horsman92]

hes chatting shit, there was a programme about lottery winners on channel 4 a few months ago, and you can either have it in 1 lump sum or you can get so much every year, but its your money, you can do what you like with it

Ta, free pint out of that! :y:

[MikeYost]

It's your money when you win, no rules about what you can and can't spend it on!

[jus_tin]

interest is £10,000 a day... just for waking up and rolling out of bed. works out to be 3.4 million a year in interest alone.

[Jay_]

tell you what, if I have won (still not got the ticket from work) I would ticket the bloody "no publicity" box straight away. And get that blokey on the case of keeping me out of the media.

[Prickle]

tell you what, if I have won (still not got the ticket from work) I would ticket the bloody "no publicity" box straight away. And get that blokey on the case of keeping me out of the media.

whatever mate. ;) so would i pmsl... keep it hush etc

[Jay_]

whatever mate. ;) so would i pmsl... keep it hush etc

exactly! Wouldn't want the whole world trying to become my mate! fuck that shit! everyone of you lot would want a cut! :homme:

[Ace_mac]

Havent claimed it yet

[Peter_D]

Havent claimed it yet

Yeah ive been busy workin ill claim it at the weekend

[Tontsy]

He bought a million quids worth of Percy pigs.

Fucking ledge!