View Full Version : what was you like at school
vtrxstickens
16th July 2011, 18:01
was you a little shit, what did you ust to get up to at school.
discuss!!
personally i was never there and when i was i was always in trouble and misbehaving. but i do miss school alot now
Furio-Gazza
16th July 2011, 18:04
I was ok at school tbh, alot off tuesday afternoons tho i would bag so me & the lads could grab the train to where ever we was playing away with the football
Peter_D
16th July 2011, 18:07
I was a bit cheeky, couldn't really be fucked with it at all
Fucked about, dished out a bit of abuse to teachers when i felt the need
Got suspended for 2 weeks, got sent home for the day for being pissed, wasn't allowed back for 6th year but i wasn't gonna stay anyway
Bit of a trouble maker but i didn't really give a fuck and was glad to leave
wassy78
16th July 2011, 18:08
I was a bit cheeky, couldn't really be fucked with it at all
Fucked about, dished out a bit of abuse to teachers when i felt the need
Got suspended for 2 weeks, got sent home for the day for being pissed, wasn't allowed back for 6th year but i wasn't gonna stay anyway
Bit of a trouble maker but i didn't really give a fuck and was glad to leave
Still no change then mate lol
K17NEY
16th July 2011, 18:12
Exactly the same as i am now. A chopsy, Naughty little cunt. I got thrown out of my primary school for repeatedly smashing windows. My school reports always talked of me being the class clown and having lack of concentration.
I didnt even pick up my GCSE results as i already had a job in the Joinery. I picked them up a year later in my car, Sub blazing and did a handbrake turn in the car park in front of my old form tutor.
TomT
16th July 2011, 18:13
A little shit for deffo.
You can tell from my grades tbh but I had fun.
Dury
16th July 2011, 18:14
Pissed about in class an bunked a couple of lessons, worst thing i did was get caught with fireworks on me & all they wanted was a letter from my parents saying i told them i had fireworks :s
Giraffe
16th July 2011, 18:14
I just kept my head down and got on with it...
craig180
16th July 2011, 18:15
Educated enough to realise your poor grammar used in the thread title ;)
Mochachino
16th July 2011, 18:29
I got alright grades. But just did loads of imature shit really.
Set fire to whole of the wild area meadow thing.
Nicked Cannooos and went down the banks and steps in them
Got walkie talkies and told the lunch time supervisors there were fights on the top field lol
Orange fights in science
Sandwich fights in maths
Boxing matches down the linear
Putting fire extinguishers in the retards bags without them noticing then them getting cought for it lol and the teachers tea mug
Smearing sandwiches over the windows with my elbows where this girl with amputated arms was having a dtention
Was in isolation alot
Got excluded and prevented from finishing my A levels for fighting
Locked my mate in a storage container off the back of a lorry
Fire extinguisher fights in the morning were good before tutorset, was above the staff room n my mate slid n knocked all the chairs off haha
Going into another teacher meeting room and helping ourselfs to the hot chocolate machine
Sliding down 3 story high science block stairs on some of the tables, got to the bottom my mates doin it and about 12 of us hide while a teacher comes and catches him, it looked like he was doing it for his own benifit lol
NathVTS on here shouting lemon at a lesbian teacher then she thought it was me and threatened to exclude me for half an hour while i was sayin no it wernt me lol
Flicking rubbers around the exams was piss funny
Applefights
Snow ball fights
throwing oranges at the caretakers head.
Calling our bus driver hitler couse of his mustash then him running off crying
on my first day of shcool my mate a few years above me introduced me to his screwdriver and how to dismantle the drivers seat while he was driving and not noticing
Nicknames for teachers:
Mr Spreadbury=spreadhead
Miss bouachot= miss booyakasha
Miss Punarai = Miss punani
Mr alsop = tea stain alsop (had tea stain on his mustash
Mr tomasavic = Mr tomato
Mr smith = Smurf
Basically did all the lil pranks n immature stuff. Was a great laugh, i wanna go back
Mochachino
16th July 2011, 18:32
Everyone does the pritt sticks on the roof thing
Going to the toilet in the middle of a lesson just to throw wet bog roll at the cieling
breaking into lockers with chair legs
My mate telling spreadhead his name was T K Maxx and he beleived him
jonas2112
16th July 2011, 18:37
i was thick at school bottom group for everything, wasnt a rebel either, but did get suspended once for going on strike.
PSPDan
16th July 2011, 18:45
I was alright at school. Top group for everything, finished with good grades, and still had time to go out a few nights a week and get pissed with mates in car parks. :y:
the_mighty_booosh
16th July 2011, 18:46
I had a bowl haircut at school, enough said
Tontsy
16th July 2011, 18:47
i ripped a toilet of the wall and pulled the flush flooding the corridoor
put bins through windows
set of fire alarms
covered people in foam from the fire extinguishers
beat people up
got beaten up
took a knife to school and tried to stab someone
never went to lessons
got suspended in the first half hour of starting secondary school lol
went to special school
never went to that
never did work
never tried at anything
just wanted to be a cunt - and i did, very very well!
then sat my GCSE passed them all, worse i got was a C lol
went to college, did two courses, did an apprenticeship
had 2 jobs at once - taking home like 18-1900 quid a month
left all my work, lived off savings for a while
did some odd jobs on the side
still doing well for myself haha! and yet, did nothing to help myself at school
all parents say "school is important, blah fucking blah" "exams mean everything"
obviously not. i have more in my life, and have accomplished more than anyone (bar two people) i went to school with.
CHIP
16th July 2011, 18:48
I was quiet, still am really lol.
Mochachino
16th July 2011, 18:50
I was quiet, still am really lol.
but when you are in a honda parked up in a car park on your own, all hell breaks loose when you immitate the sound lol haha
CHIP
16th July 2011, 18:53
but when you are in a honda parked up in a car park on your own, all hell breaks loose when you immitate the sound lol haha
Flol. You know i do a fucking awesome vtec imitation :A:
mangojace
16th July 2011, 18:59
A little cunt tbh!
Nicked money out the teachers office draw to buy fair trade cookies
Tied fishing line round the courtyard just before break where all the tree's where.Shit loads of people tripped up and one teacher smashed her knee cap in
Used all the fire extinguishers and sprayed a teachers arse with the foam one
Put a bin on some kid full of shit
Epic fail but mate pushed me through a window and ended up going head first throught it when there was a test going on,i was half in the room and half out lol(Cut my neck a bit)
Poured blackcurrant over a blonde teachers hair
Put superglue in the headteacher when she walked underneath the small bridge we were on lol!
Got pissed of in a R.E lesson and said i dont wanna learn about paki shit,and never had to do r.e again after that
Oh and got expelled a few weeks before leaving!
the_mighty_booosh
16th July 2011, 19:00
[QUOTE=mangojace;5445087]
Nicked money out the teachers office draw to buy fair trade cookiesQUOTE]
At least you were doing your bit to help them little black babies
the_mighty_booosh
16th July 2011, 19:02
[QUOTE=mangojace;5445087]
Nicked money out the teachers office draw to buy fair trade cookies[QUOTE]
At least you were doing your bit to help them little black babies
mangojace
16th July 2011, 19:04
haha yeah teacher was like wtf jason your helping people out buying them.My mate just laughed
lwigmore
16th July 2011, 19:06
I just never turned up for lessons. I got paid by my school to take my exams :D £5 a exam ;) as they were getting inspected during the exams.
Chucked a chair through my teacher's window
Abused teachers
etc etc
Oh i superglued my headteacher's arse to her chair in assembly :D that's my produest moment i had a school
Giraffe
16th July 2011, 19:10
By the sounds of it, there are a load of typical chavs on here... Stereotype saxo owners? Never... lollllllllll
KrisB
16th July 2011, 19:13
Wow, random thread!
I was always the quiet one at school, sat at the front of the class, kept my head down and just got the day done without any glitches. Never really got in trouble other than for speaking my mind. I just went to school because it had to be done! I got bullied at school but out of school i always had to set any records straight, it was great sitting there and keeping quiet, i had a job to do at school, that was to learn and now looking back i can say i paid good attention. Come my GCSE's i did no revision but came out with mostly B's, worst was a D in German.
Sixth form, did it for about 6 weeks, got bored of doing studies that i had to do to stay there. I couldnt do what i wanted to do so quit and started an apprenteship at college doing engineering, was forced to quit because of breaking up with the girl i was with at the time, needed somewhere to live so got a normal job. Thats where my career began, thankfully i learnt a lot in the first year of college, I wouldnt be where i am today without that year.
Mike-
16th July 2011, 19:13
A little cunt tbh!
Nicked money out the teachers office draw to buy fair trade cookies
Tied fishing line round the courtyard just before break where all the tree's where.Shit loads of people tripped up and one teacher smashed her knee cap in
Used all the fire extinguishers and sprayed a teachers arse with the foam one
Put a bin on some kid full of shit
Epic fail but mate pushed me through a window and ended up going head first throught it when there was a test going on,i was half in the room and half out lol(Cut my neck a bit)
Poured blackcurrant over a blonde teachers hair
Put superglue in the headteacher when she walked underneath the small bridge we were on lol!
Got pissed of in a R.E lesson and said i dont wanna learn about paki shit,and never had to do r.e again after that
Oh and got expelled a few weeks before leaving!
So wish i was in you'r class, that seems like a right laugh :P
Moke
16th July 2011, 19:18
I just fucked about, but got the work done.
Came out with some fair good grades :y:
mangojace
16th July 2011, 19:25
So wish i was in you'r class, that seems like a right laugh :P
sure was!!
Lacey_106
16th July 2011, 20:09
I was a good girl until it counted and then all hell broke loose.
nickhead
16th July 2011, 20:12
I was a good girl until it counted and then all hell broke loose.
So a nightmare then! Same old same old.
I was very middle of the road, wasnt a badboy wasnt a nerd, just cool as fuck really, same as now:cool:
Moke
16th July 2011, 20:15
I was a good girl until it counted and then all hell broke loose.
Pics????
saxo-parts
16th July 2011, 20:52
did a full stint at primary, managed a year of secondary school but was difficult due to travelling with parents etc so ended up working from age of 14. Was a pretty good pupil according to my old reports though
Meto
16th July 2011, 20:55
I was good throughout years 7-12, then in the 6th form I just chilled out. When 6th form came around, there were a lot less people in our year, because they either didn't get enough grades or left for a job.
When it really mattered, in 6th form, I just coasted through and put little effort in, compared to years 7-12 where I put a lot of effort in.
We trashed the common room up a bit by playing american football inside it numerous times. I kept smashing the flourescent tube lights with the ball, and we had to evacuate because of the mercury released by them lol. I stole the cleaners hoover from another building to suck up the mess, then chucked the rest of the large chunks of glass down the playing fields. :panic: Good times.
Do you also remember thinking you were the boss and owned the place in the final year of primary school, and then again in final year of high school? :cool:
willo-1
16th July 2011, 21:00
ruff
http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/willo-vts/imagesCA99YZV5.jpg
shell-vt
16th July 2011, 21:04
looks it....
craig180
16th July 2011, 21:06
There sounds to be a load of knobs on here tbh
Moke
16th July 2011, 21:08
There sounds to be a load of knobs on here tbh
+1
Some lying going on too I think.
Jazz
16th July 2011, 21:13
I was actually pretty well behaved (well usually), did my assignments on time etc, although many of my mates were disruptive class clowns and sitting with them did have a negative effect on my grades.
Mochachino
16th July 2011, 21:14
Dont forget this was years ago for alot of people, not everyone is 17 on here. Most of it all being immature prank things. Not like chavs being abusive to teachers and just being general cunts arguing with them etc.
nickhead
16th July 2011, 21:15
Im lying. Im much cooler now than i was then.
willo-1
16th July 2011, 21:19
There sounds to be a load of knobs on here tbh
your perfect i take it
craig180
16th July 2011, 21:20
your perfect i take it
Not far off
Moke
16th July 2011, 21:21
your perfect i take it
I am :A:
willo-1
16th July 2011, 21:24
life is great then
Moke
16th July 2011, 21:31
life is great then
What's with the Nazi sign in your sig?
craig180
16th July 2011, 21:36
life is great then
Random :err:
Moke
16th July 2011, 21:37
Random :err:
Upping the post count Craigy ;)
craig180
16th July 2011, 21:38
Upping the post count Craigy ;)
You'd know all about that...
Jazz
16th July 2011, 21:39
your perfect i take it
*You're
:y:
craig180
16th July 2011, 21:40
*You're
:y:
I was so tempted but resisted :D
Moke
16th July 2011, 21:43
You'd know all about that...
Fuck off.
Moke
16th July 2011, 21:43
You'd know all about that...
I love you :sweetheart:
Viper
16th July 2011, 23:23
I was just a gobby little shit really. I never did any physical damage on purpose and never got into fights. They would have loved a reason to expel me but I never crossed the line, I just sort of sat next to it :D
Brettles1986
17th July 2011, 00:11
I just kept my head down and got on with it...
+1 was told that my gcse's were the foundation to my chosen career..... were they fuck
wolf_gsxr
17th July 2011, 00:37
broke the only two glass windows in the school (my proudest achievement to date..) was the only person to get suspended in 10 years for fighting "with the use of accesive force" and gave my R.E teacher a heart attack although that was a joint effort...
Moke
17th July 2011, 00:54
Got banned from the valedictory because I got pissed on the school field and smashed the maths block window :homme:
nickhead
17th July 2011, 09:18
+1 was told that my gcse's were the foundation to my chosen career..... were they fuck
My qualifications have no relevance to my job. I would say they sll round helped but i didnt need uni or alevels to do what i've done
vtrxstickens
17th July 2011, 12:28
There sounds to be a load of knobs on here tbh
everyone was knobs at school no matter what you was like lol, and alot of people have changed, i was the naughtiest prick at school but i did get the grades i wanted as i only did well in them lessons and epically failed everything else. if i was at school now i wouldnt be like that, so to say theres alot of knobs on here aint fair :)
CHIP
17th July 2011, 12:31
so to say there's alot of knobs on here ain't fair :) but true
Fixed :A:
Jay_
17th July 2011, 12:32
Kept my head down and enjoyed it. and its given me the opportunities to follow my dream career and so far so good. :y:
sam_16v
17th July 2011, 12:40
i was a little shit at school if i made it to school without getting sidetracked which happened alot
petrolhead_19
17th July 2011, 12:43
i was a little shit, i had anger issues so was kicked out of most schools i went to, had 2 physiciatrists when i was 7 to try and calm me down but didnt work, always having fights, punching teachers broke headmasters nose at 1 school. think i calmed down a bit in high school but still had fights and wasn't allowed in the playground during diner i had to go home lol.
But i still got good grades :D
0rang3peel
17th July 2011, 12:45
Kind of the same as now, without sounding like an arrogant twat I was one of them people that everyone got on with, I could hang out with one group of people then the next day hang out with another group of people that hated the group of people I mix with but still have a cracking laugh. I wasn't a troublemaker, but nowhere near a saint either, I was suspended a few times but for nothing serious like the majority of people who were & now work in Mc D's...
The two main schools in my town were opposite each other with an invisible barrier in the middle of the large field, we used to swap jumpers and go over & mingle with mates/turn up in the other schools classes it was pretty funny.
I loved school, I used to have such a laugh and it was so good watching the girls get tits!
Jay_
17th July 2011, 12:46
I loved school, I used to have such a laugh and it was so good watching the girls get tits!
Oh yes! The good old days when the homones were on turbo!
Mochachino
17th July 2011, 12:54
haha true, when you was at school did you have that one girlin your year that everyone used to say had the biggest tits?
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