Atkins diet - GTF

[Keir]

Try having a week like mine!



As a result of worrying myself sick, not eating properly and going to the gym to take my mind off things I've lost 3/4 of a stone ... in a week!

[CHR1S]

:O

[samholt]

OH dear mate.....sounds like you need some of mums home cooking to fatten you up a bit.....



As a matter of fact...ask Chris where he gets his cooking from...!!



LMBO! © sax-p

[Keir]

I need it.



I've got to try and attract women now <img src= "smileys/shocked.gif">

[Chris]

Cheeky Fucker Sam... I ain't that fat!!



Most of my food comes from my mate Ron.



I need to lose about half a stone!



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[Keir]

Try my technique.



My last proper meal was at my mate's house on Saturday, went out got pissed, went to cinema sunday evening and had a KFC twister.



Since that, I've had 3 or 4 of those popcorn chicken ( as in a small chicken ball, not 3 or 4 boxes <img src= "smileys/silly.gif"> ), 2 packets of crisps and a kit kat.



From Sunday 'til now <img src= "smileys/shocked.gif">

[Chris]

Fuck that... I'd waste away.................. I wish!



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[Chris]

think I might just try the "Go out, get pissed then ralf your guts up" method... I always seem to lose a bit of weight when I do that!



Chris <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

[Keir]

Either that or get chronic food poisoning and be ill for a week, that might do it.

[samholt]

I never said you were fat Chris!!! I just said that 'you eat well'!!!!