What do u all do 4 a livin?

[cookski27]

Im a CrAzY bus driver me!!;)

[Dury]

head chef & work in a nightclub ££ is still shit

[Spanky]

i build Nissan Note's & Jukes at the Nissan plant in Sunderland :y:

[Prickle]

i build Nissan Note's & Jukes at the Nissan plant in Sunderland :y:

Since when? :homme:

I did my trial last week which i did well in. I should be getting a interview soon. ;)

ATM i pack and stack crisps. :cool:

[Dom]

I EAT OUT BAAAAARE CLITRUS INIT!

Compressor Engineer, pays well.

[Cam]

I make plastic stuff lol easy but sooo boring :panic:

[Paul]

Work in a nightclub / cocktail bar / sportsbar.

[W103_A5H]

Mechanical Engineer: run/load/setting CNC Machines, and occasionaly do a bit of paint spraying if needed at work and sometimes on the fitting section where we build the gearboxes (not car gearboxes). Quite enjoy the variety of work i get to do.

[Spanky]

Since when? :homme:

I did my trial last week which i did well in. I should be getting a interview soon. ;)

ATM i pack and stack crisps. :cool:

Since 2007 lol

used to build the Qashqai but moved to a different line

[Prickle]

Since 2007 lol

used to build the Qashqai but moved to a different line

Ah right.

Some people say the pays good so say its okay. Is it around £1400 a month or is that porkies?

[rick_VTR]

Im an Armouer in the British Army.
Inspect/Repair/Maintain all Weapon Systems the army has, and most sights/scopes/night vision etc.
Pretty cool job, can be a bit tedious at times tho like ths week is, were inspecting and repairing 200 Assault Rifles.
i much prefer variety but they gotta get done soo.
but still a soldier, so gota do the usualy training and what not.

[maddison_vts]

i build Nissan Note's & Jukes at the Nissan plant in Sunderland :y:

you work with a bloke called wayne then that just bought an s14a?

edit - just occured to me how big that plant probably is so you probably won't know him!

[joe333]

Pornstar!

[Saxotim]

Maintenance Engineering Apprentice in the Confectionery Industry. Pays great and I've got a job for life at the end of it.

Winner.

[Spanky]

Ah right.

Some people say the pays good so say its okay. Is it around £1400 a month or is that porkies?

depends on overtime etc

i done 19.5 hours overtime this month and come out with £1533 after tax, but can come out with anything from £1300 - £1600 (after tax)

all depends on overtime really.

the pay is decent, but ive allways said that for the graft you have to put in it could do with being better.

[Spanky]

you work with a bloke called wayne then that just bought an s14a?

edit - just occured to me how big that plant probably is so you probably won't know him!

is it white??

EDIT - just looked at an s14a, not the one i was thinking off, there is a dark blue one parks in my car park but dont know the guy.

[Ashleyderby]

Im a manufacturing engineer at Toyota :)

[Gibbo-Vtr]

Uni Student & Grafter.

[Rudpud]

Full time badman :afro:

[Prickle]

depends on overtime etc

i done 19.5 hours overtime this month and come out with £1533, but can come out with anything from £1300 - £1600 (after tax)

all depends on overtime really.

the pay is decent, but ive allways said that for the graft you have to put in it could do with being better.

Im happy with that.

Yeah my 4hr trial was pretty tiring. Are they 8hr shifts? 5 days a week? i do 12hrs at Walkers 4 days (can change) but if i can get over time not everyweek i can earn 450 a week. Its just getting the overtime, loads of cunts pinch the slots. :cry: but my normal wage atm is £300 a week. So 1200-/+ a month. Not too bad i guess.

[maddison_vts]

is it white??

EDIT - just looked at an s14a, not the one i was thinking off, there is a dark blue one parks in my car park but dont know the guy.

no, a red one. No worries, after I thought about it I realised there was a slim chance of you knowing him

[Mochachino]

Im a forklift driver at Dixons Retail group (Currys/PC World/PixMania aswell as a load of other stores) national distribution center.

Basically work in outbound sorting out all the products for the lorrys to be taken to the different currys, dixons and PC World stores all over the UK.

[Cam]

Pornstar!

Pull the other one...:drink::homme:

[Jonoo]

Maintenance Engineering Apprentice in the Confectionery Industry. Pays great and I've got a job for life at the end of it.

Winner.

im the same mate, who do you work for?

[ryanmt]

Software consultant and network sysadmin.

[scotthep]

I catch Chickens , off all different varieties ...

[Penn]

Service Lead for an IT solutions company.

[Saxotim]

im the same mate, who do you work for?

Nestle in York mate, you? :y:

[0rang3peel]

I beat kids

[Jonoo]

Nestle in York mate, you? :y:

ahh cooool, i work for swizzels matlow

[carlf1986]

Am a builder for a big company

[logic_guy]

Carpenter / Joiner.

I build sets for xBox, car shows and big press launches. I've done alot of work with porshe and apple. We've made quite a few VW camper van show pieces.

We also do alot of Staging up at Santa Pod. We make quite a few speaker boxes + flight cases for Santa Pod too.

Every day is different which is a good thing.

[Cam]

I beat kids

Come beat my brother's gf?
most annoying ratty voice ever and she dont shut up.:wall:

[Ross]

skydive instructor.

[Penn]

skydive instructor.

Your avatar is fucking incredible!

[Barry123]

I do nothing.

[Rob_McLav]

submariner :)

[Rob_McLav]

Your avatar is fucking incredible!

+1 best ive seen yet!!

[Heftydanielson]

I'm currently in education doing A Lvl3 Motorsport Engineering at college and I'm working at Halfords part time and I'm also doing up a hotel with my stepdad.

Rather boring sometimes. :L

[Ashleyderby]

I catch Chickens , off all different varieties ...

Chicken chaser!!! lol haha :panic:

[slow-norris]

i work at peugeot

[dannygti]

Lol at all the people trying to fuck the thread up and failing..


Im a bolting technician for the offshore oil and gas industry.

[tingaling]

Mechanic

[Mochachino]

Lol at all the people trying to fuck the thread up and failing..


Im a bolting technician for the offshore oil and gas industry.

Had a change of career, didnt you used to work for one of the kitcar comapnys?

[dannygti]

Had a change of career, didnt you used to work for one of the kitcar comapnys?

Yes mate I sure did. Inworked at
Westfield sportscars for over 5 years, decided to earn a little more wonga

[mlawlan69]

im a chef and so naturally i work ridiculous hours with shit wage and no overtime.

need a new life me

[Prickle]

im a chef and so naturally i work ridiculous hours with shit wage and no overtime.

need a new life me

what do you pick up every week?

[blackie_2k5]

i deliver secret stuff for secret ppl :D

[Sam-w]

My occupation is maintaining Trains

[VTR-Chris]

soldier

[Heftydanielson]

Lol at all the people trying to fuck the thread up and failing..


Im a bolting technician for the offshore oil and gas industry.

Can I be a pain in the arse and get you to send me a pm with info on this. :D

Been looking into oil rig work. :)

[mlawlan69]

what do you pick up every week?

not enough at all :wall:

[tomsaxo]

Run my own car sales and valeting business

[Munzz]

Work at Reed Recruitment hiring people to work for the police.

[MiniGibbo]

I heard goats.

[Jazz]

I heard goats.

Lies.

... You sell drugs.

[dannygti]

Can I be a pain in the arse and get you to send me a pm with info on this. :D

Been looking into oil rig work. :)

You can if you want mate, I get LOTS of people asking me to get them jobs without them actually even looking into it themselves..

[Ashleyp]

I do nothing.

Seriously...

[dave_1]

Farmer but changing jobs in a couple of weeks to work on skylines

[logic_guy]

I do nothing.

Seriously...

Don't you have any income? Don't you help your dad out?

[Saxovch22]

i pick up penguins that fall over watching planes

[Bowey]

welder

[wassy78]

Business called dogs bollocks . My staff cleans your dogs bollocks so your dog don't have to . Which means it has fresh breath for when you come home :)

[9Freedman9]

A roofer, well I was....

[DreamEater]

I work as a Metallurgist for a Fortune 100 company extracting platinum group metals from other metals

[brianS]

i programme and install point of sale touchscreens/cctv/computers/cash registers, chase people for money when they dont pay their account and train retards how to use the technology

[Blue_Beast]

Im an Apprentice mechanic for my father doing cars,bikes,boats everything you name it.

[CEdwards]

im in college studying business management but i dont work anymore but i am looking. Wish i had a full time job, college is wank

[saxo_tom1234]

mc burger flipper

[danny-vts]

self employed security guard :)

[blackhawkpilot107]

As my screen name would suggest, I fly blackhawk helicopters for a military organization

[devilsadvocate]

Must have replied to this exact same thread at least 3 times now but I will again

IT Problem Manager for Local Government

[amy-louise]

I am an NVQ assessor

[Dannii]

I'm an Automotive Engineer at Jaguar Land Rover:)

[Ashleyp]

Some people give themselves fancy job titles without the job to match...

A bin man is called an "environmental waste technichian" these days.

[Ashleyp]

Don't you have any income? Don't you help your dad out?

nope, and nope :)

[makaveli144]

Work for Tesco, relatively well paid and I enjoy it.

[Randyransford91]

2nd Line IT Support Officer for a local council

[MR_N]

I work for Sainsburys, but deal with all the legal bits of Fresh foods and all the audit-able stuff. Currently doing an apprentaship with them alongside my current job too. hate it and want something better tbh.

[sarajayne22]

Push buttons at my computer, occasionally pick up the phone and get account information for billing.

[Quick]

Repost, but anyways......

I work for London Ambulance, get to see lots of sick people and take 'em to hospital!

[jw1325]

Monday - Friday 9-5 I work in an payroll office... 2 weeks of the month I sit on the internet and talk to my collegues all day every day. the other 2 weeks I'm rushed off my feet.

Friday Saturday Nights - work in a nightclub in Edinburgh behind the bar. I LOVE bar work and I'm shit hot on the bar - and its well needed extra money

Weekend Days and Week Evenings - Teach horseriding / train and compete horses.

between the bar and teaching I can make 120 + a week on top of my normal monthly wage.

I'm always busy, always tired, but I want a new car, my own place, a holiday in a couple months, and to spoil my other half for his Bday and Xmas

[VillicusVTR]

i work on the phones for the AA, fuckin hate it. Shift work and getting shouted at all day is not my idea of fun.

[maddison_vts]

hope nobody takes too much offence to this BUT...

there are loads of fancy job titles giving the impression you're on loads of money. So why the f*ck are you driving a saxo?!

[Lacey_106]

I'm a nurse.

[pdb1985]

Firefighter

[Lucas_VTR]

Medical Technologist

[MikeyW]

Soldier

[adam19]

Carpet Fitter but its a shit job atm hardly anywork out there :( was ok last year with my other boss but with my new boss its crap:homme:

[lollypop1985]

i am a admin assistant for phjones a gas engineering company

[Mr_X]

Must have one of these a month.

I trade stuff for a livin innit.

[Mochachino]

Some people give themselves fancy job titles without the job to match...

A bin man is called an "environmental waste technichian" these days.

hope nobody takes too much offence to this BUT...

there are loads of fancy job titles giving the impression you're on loads of money. So why the f*ck are you driving a saxo?!

Im actually a Logistics and Distribution Technician

[Bowey]

hope nobody takes too much offence to this BUT...

there are loads of fancy job titles giving the impression you're on loads of money. So why the f*ck are you driving a saxo?!

i know engineers at my work who are on 100k+ a year and drive old bangers, some people just arnt to bothered about cars lol

[VexxedVTS]

Flexographic Printer.
Very good pay for my age, then again I'm good at my job.

[Dolly]

Administrator and Receptionist for an Estate agents.
I LOVE being a receptionist :)

[Mr_X]

LOL at some job titles.



I LOVE being a receptionist :)

Why?

Earning minimum wage, taking crap and being a skivvy.

[Mochachino]

LOL at some job titles.






Wasnt there a thread where we all had to make a proffesional name for our jobs.

Like I put Forklift driver, then put Logistics and Distribution Technician on this page

[Mr_X]

Wasnt there a thread where we all had to make a proffesional name for our jobs.

Like I put Forklift driver, then put Logistics and Distribution Technician on this page

LOL yeah, was entertaining!

[MikeYost]

Aerospace systems engineer..

[Lacey_106]

what would staff nurse be if it wanted to be posh?

LOL what would paramedic be for that matter?

[wobby82]

tarmacer ooohhh yeeaahhhh

[Dolly]

LOL at some job titles.




Why?

Earning minimum wage, taking crap and being a skivvy.

I don't get minimum wage I get ALOT more, I don't get any rubbish if I do I deal with it but thats part of the job and I'm not a skivvy. Maybe I'm just lucky at my work place.
I enjoy my job but what can I say I'm a happy person, I'd probably be happy doing the worse job ever.

I'm doing my Forensic Science degree atm and I'll be earning up to £50,000 a year.

[Mr_X]

I don't get minimum wage I get ALOT more, I don't get any rubbish if I do I deal with it but thats part of the job and I'm not a skivvy. Maybe I'm just lucky at my work place.
I enjoy my job but what can I say I'm a happy person, I'd probably be happy doing the worse job ever.

I'm doing my Forensic Science degree atm and I'll be earning up to £50,000 a year.

Good for you.

you know there is a massive over supply in this field?

Edit: not being an arse btw.

[Dolly]

Good for you.

you know there is a massive over supply in this field?

Edit: not being an arse btw.

Oh yeah I know that but my uncle is pretty high up in the Devon & Cornwall police and its nothing like the rest of the country if anything its low supplies down here for them.
I'm not getting my hopes up by any means, would be nice to succeed though!

[Mr_X]

Oh yeah I know that but my uncle is pretty high up in the Devon & Cornwall police and its nothing like the rest of the country if anything its low supplies down here for them.
I'm not getting my hopes up by any means, would be nice to succeed though!

As ever its who you know, not what you know.

Im sure you be fine.

[maddison_vts]

i know engineers at my work who are on 100k+ a year and drive old bangers, some people just arnt to bothered about cars lol

i don't dispute that lol, there was a wing commander at a base I was at that drove a povo spec mk3 fiesta. He was pretty much the highest rank and highest paid man on that base with exception to the station commander yet drove a car worth basically no more than scrap value.

However, the sort of person who would own and modify a saxo is generally a teenager/someone without much money. People who don't care about their car don't modify it and I'd say its a fair assumption that the vast majority of cars on this site are modified.

[blackhawkpilot107]

Here is what I do, I love my job (http://youtu.be/eUrGYtCJH7I)

[Barry123]

Here is what I do, I love my job (http://youtu.be/eUrGYtCJH7I)

you make helicopter videos? nice.

In all seriousness, that is so so so so cool. I applied to the RAF to be an ATCO but they rejected me because of my heart murmur which was a bit of a downer. Do you blow shit up with your blackhawks?

[MikeyW]

Here is what I do, I love my job (http://youtu.be/eUrGYtCJH7I)

Are you yank ?

[Mochachino]

Im a burgler.

[Barry123]

Im a burgler.

of the arse variety?

[blackhawkpilot107]

you make helicopter videos? nice.

In all seriousness, that is so so so so cool. I applied to the RAF to be an ATCO but they rejected me because of my heart murmur which was a bit of a downer. Do you blow shit up with your blackhawks?

Ahh yeah, I had a heart murmur when I was 12 and it almost disqualified me from flying. I had to go through quite a few tests to prove I don't have one anymore.

In my early days I flew missions that involved some explosions and carnage. Now I just test the helicopters after they have been repaired.

[Mochachino]

I burgle turds when I burgle the house. Yes.

[Mochachino]

Now I just test the helicopters after they have been repaired.

So you are a potential crash test dummy?

[blackhawkpilot107]

Are you yank ?

I have lived in a few places across the globe. Irish born, moved to the states, became a citizen, and joined the military. Now I work for a private contractor that repairs and does test flights on military helicopters throughout europe. In fact we just did a flight for the RAF outside london a few weeks ago.

[blackhawkpilot107]

So you are a potential crash test dummy?

That pretty much sums it up lol

[Mochachino]

I have lived in a few places across the globe. Irish born, moved to the states, became a citizen, and joined the military. Now I work for a private contractor that repairs and does test flights on military helicopters throughout europe. In fact we just did a flight for the RAF outside london a few weeks ago.

Want for the red arrows was it?

[MikeyW]

I have lived in a few places across the globe. Irish born, moved to the states, became a citizen, and joined the military. Now I work for a private contractor that repairs and does test flights on military helicopters throughout europe. In fact we just did a flight for the RAF outside london a few weeks ago.

Sounds like fun. Have you got to be a rupert to fly in the US military ?

[danindarlo]

Mechanical Transport Driver (MTD) in the Royal Air Force - Decent job travel the length and width of Britain driving allsorts of kit .. last week i took a artic lorry with a fire truck on the back from Kinloss (near Inverness) all the way to Dorset .. 4days ... ROCK ON !!!

[weetz]

Im a mechanical/electrical engineer and I fix the metro trains.

[blackhawkpilot107]

Want for the red arrows was it?
No mate, it was an HH-60G (modified version of the blackhawk). Had some new modifications that needed to be done and tested.

Sounds like fun. Have you got to be a rupert to fly in the US military ?

Unfortunately yes. There is an easier route to take in becoming a rupert(doesnt require a full 4 years of college) which is the route I took. You dont make much money while in the military but once you get out there is a lot to be made as a contractor.

[cookski27]

I still fink I have the best job out of u lot ... £10.50 an hour .. for sittin on my arse cruisin me bus around
Pickin up sexy filth ... what more could u ask 4 ;)

[Prickle]

I still fink I have the best job out of u lot ... £10.50 an hour .. for sittin on my arse cruisin me bus around
Pickin up sexy filth ... what more could u ask 4 ;)

Probablys better spelling etc.

[cookski27]

Probablys better spelling etc.

Errrrr .... I have no idea what u've just said!! ... u gaffa .. Make no sence :wacko:

[Prickle]

Errrrr .... I have no idea what u've just said!! ... u gaffa .. Make no sence :wacko:

oh the irony. :homme:

[harry289]

Tyre/exhaust/brakes/suspension/battery fitter ect

Semi professional football

At college aswell

[cookski27]

oh the irony. :homme:

ur hardcore u are! ...... Fcukin Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Lacey_106]

I still fink I have the best job out of u lot ... £10.50 an hour .. for sittin on my arse cruisin me bus around
Pickin up sexy filth ... what more could u ask 4 ;)

I found most people who travel by bus are filth minus the sexy part.

In related news I used to travel by bus. (see above story) Also note that not one bus driver has been good looking.

Your story is fail.

[Steffrallye]

Driver/Valeter for Honda and also do Relief milking on weekends :y:

[Prickle]

ur hardcore u are! ...... Fcukin Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Okay mate.

























trololol.

[Blue_Beast]

As my screen name would suggest, I fly blackhawk helicopters for a military organization

Id say thats some job to have dude.

[MikeyW]

Unfortunately yes. There is an easier route to take in becoming a rupert(doesnt require a full 4 years of college) which is the route I took. You dont make much money while in the military but once you get out there is a lot to be made as a contractor.

Genuinely sounds really good. How long were you in the US military and which force ?

[lee7421]

Postman

[Viper]

Regional sales director :y:

[SAXO8VYO]

teaching assistant while training to be a full time / supply teacher for kids ages 4-10 . great job , working with kids which i like (here come the pedo comments from some smart arse on here) and the holidays best part of it

[kane_15023]

work in car insurance and part time mechanic

[Mr_X]

BTW Apologies Dolly if caused offence yesterday, had been drinking heavily at work.

Regional sales director :y:

Really?

[VinceVTS]

i glaze wall tiles

doesnt that sound interesting, want to now more?

[Mochachino]

i glaze wall tiles

doesnt that sound interesting, want to now more?

whats the biggest sink have you glazed tiles round?

[VinceVTS]

no no no, i dont install them i mean i actully put glaze substance on a basicly biscuit tile. want to know more??? i know you want to, its got to be the most interesting thing ever

[saxovtsmad]

make after market catalytic converters

[billytalbott]

i work as a mechanic at a jaguar specialist, decent pay i think and get to drive and work on some real nice cars :afro:

[Bound]

What do u all do 4 a livin?

'ello mate.

I livin a house innit.

[Gaz_5103]

I'm an estate/letting agent.

[Lacey_106]

I'm an estate/letting agent.

I hope you are not as cuntish as the ones I've had to deal with recently. :wall:

[Mr_X]

I hope you are not as cuntish as the ones I've had to deal with recently. :wall:

thought it was mandatory.

[mward]

i am also bus driver

[Lacey_106]

thought it was mandatory.

seems that way!

[Vtr_Cam]

i am also bus driver

By day and thread hijacker by night :homme:

I am about to start and electrical apprenticeship in a steelworks

[Bedford126]

I paint very expensive road / race cars everywhere from aston's to ferarri's to full race spec evo's to ariel atom's. And get paid a shitty wage and have to make it up with bonus.:y:

[MrHouston]

Enforcement officer and response for Merseytravel