11 Points on my Licence...

[smiith]

Well as some of the old folks may know, i have 11 points.. One Friday night i got in a race with a shitty Vectra... Turned out it was undercover 5-0 trying to get people to do exactly that... They didnt have any speed monitoring equipment in the car, so naturally, being massive cunts, did me for Driving with Undue Care and Attention... Went to court, 2 police mans word against me and 2 of my friends in the car.. Obviously the outcome.. 5 points, 275 quid fine...

A week and a day later, i buy my new Saxo... A week, a day, and 14 hours later, my saxo jumps a ditch, a fence, rolls through a field, and stops resting against a tree.. Same police man rolls up, Off to court for Driving with Undue car and attention... 6 points, 350 quid fine.. Lavlyyy...

Well as of 12 minutes ago, i now have 0 points..

Just thought i would let you all know ;) anyone up for a speed camera race? :boxing:

I enjoy driving like a cunt, so fuck off judgmental cunts, because i dont want to hear your cuntish attitude about how you think im a cunt, because you are also cunts. cunt cunt cunt

[chrissycampbell1]

how did you manage that ?:o

[Ryan]

I guess attention seeking that you are a cunt is a new one ;)

[smiith]

swapped my points for a couple of mars bars with a local bobby...

its been 4 years since the second one happened..

[smiith]

I guess attention seeking that you are a cunt is a new one ;)

Its not attention seeking, its well known by alot of people on here..

[Ryan]

Its not attention seeking, its well known by alot of people on here..

A thread announcing it isn't being an asw? :fcuk:

[saxo_singh]

They do that in my area in a black'd out vw scirrocco. :n: 59 plate ;)

[mlawlan69]

so all thats been and gone, and you now have 0 points :@)

[Vtr_Cam]

Didnt think the police would be allowed to bait people. What do they do then to bait people? rev at lights? stare you out? openly ask you?

[smiith]

drive real close behind you and try to push you up, obviously seeing a lowered car, with alloys and whatnot, they will expect it wont take much pushing for them to drop it a cog and give it a little go..

[Furio-Gazza]

There's a bait car what the police use near me its a Silver Mitzi Colt with a turbo & a huge front mount on it,

looks like its had loads off work done to it, maybe its a car the police has took off someone for what ever reason i dunno but it does look rather spesh.


they got my friend in his VTS, all my friend said was they got up his arse when going around town slow then my friend thought he was a boy racer, so he dropped it down and went for it, next min at the lights apaz this colt came down the side off him and asked him to pull over,

he got 3 points & a £60 fine for driving like a tard

[Vtr_Cam]

Ah right, I find most police tailgate anyway. I got pulled before and he said why you doing 37 in a 30 (when i wasnt). So i was being polite but it was only a focus and he didnt have speed equipment anyway so just left me go.

But i do think they tailgate just to get a speedo check, which is obviously wrong anyway. It really annoys me, it just blinds you and puts you off if anything.

[mward]

oh man that is not cool
the police are getting soooooo sneaky i need to watch out for that.

[johnr32]

oh man that is not cool
the police are getting soooooo sneaky i need to watch out for that.

Its definately not fair but im pretty sure theyve been baiting boy racers for a fairly long time now...the worst thing is they use a range of cars so it isnt just a vauxhall anymore..

[Jay_]

Nice one man, give it a week and you will have some more ;)

[danny-vts]

anyone tailgates me, i stamp on my brakes. whether its the fuzz or not :)

[Vtr_Cam]

I normally slow right down, You can see them getting angry then :y:

[Dury]

Yeh as most people someone tails me i slow right down cant stand people tailing.

[Frankay]

anyone tailgates me, i stamp on my brakes. whether its the fuzz or not :)

This whoever it is shouldnt be driving like a cock in the first place. if they smash in to the back of me its their problem

[Furio-Gazza]

anyone tailgates me, i stamp on my brakes. whether its the fuzz or not :)

I'm kinda like this,

i just come off the accelerator, when we slow down more and more they just get up my arse or try come past, soon as they make a move i drop it down and go for it,

most off the time its just silly little boys in Corsa 1.2 SXI's with a chavy girl with them so its always worth a laugh showing them up when you leave them lol

[cyne]

anyone tailgates me, i stamp on my brakes. whether its the fuzz or not :)

You'll get 5 points for careless driving, but it will be worth it.

[Jay_]

I'm kinda like this,

i just come off the accelerator, when we slow down more and more they just get up my arse or try come past, soon as they make a move i drop it down and go for it,

most off the time its just silly little boys in Corsa 1.2 SXI's with a chavy girl with them so its always worth a laugh showing them up when you leave them lol

I did this today with an Audi S5....I was suitably embarrassed as he still went belting passed...:oops:

[Furio-Gazza]

You'll get 5 points for careless driving, but it will be worth it.

No he wouldn't, if someone hits you from behind its there fault!

the driver behind should give him self enough stopping/braking distance, if they hit the car infront there not looking or there tail gating what's wrong

[danny-vts]

You'll get 5 points for careless driving, but it will be worth it.

wont be worth it, i need my licence for work lol no licence-no job-no house
will just say a cat ran in front of car lol

[Bound]

You'll get 5 points for careless driving, but it will be worth it.

They needed to leave more distance. Not your problem.

I find it hard to believe the police would follow you in a 'bait car' close enough to not expect you to do something like that. Afterall that's exactly what they're looking for! Something like that.

[Karlb1]

First week i got my Saxo i took it for a drive on a quiet road..sticking to the speed limit..all of a sudden a set of lights RIGHT up my arse..sped up a little (if you see someone tailing you at 3am..you dont hang around) and they kept up my arse..kept going until i hit 75 in a 50 and then the blues came on...my heart sunk, i'd never been pulled over before which luckily showed up on my license check so he let me off wit ha work of caution...then asked where the nearest McDonald's is as i had my work uniform on :homme:

[Barry123]

So has four years lapsed since the points were issued man?

It's been three years since I was done for having a sandwich whilst driving - one more year and I think the points are removed from my license? Not sure if that's right.

What about insurers though? Don't you have to declare the points for a 5 year time frame from the point of issue?

Can anyone clarify?

[danny-vts]

points are valid for 3 years but stay on your licence for 4 years, after the 4 year period you can pay to get them removed.
as for insurance, yes most if not all insurers ask have you any points in the last 5 years.

[Barry123]

yeah, just discovered insurers will contact DVLA with regard to point issue dates regardless of whether they are on your license or not. Damn, got another 2 years then.

[kcsaxo]

No he wouldn't, if someone hits you from behind its there fault!

the driver behind should give him self enough stopping/braking distance, if they hit the car infront there not looking or there tail gating what's wrong

Agreed, its is the sole responsibilty of the driver behind you to keep a safe distance in relation to the speed being driven. they CANNOT see what the person in front braked for, it could have been a child running across the road etc.

[Viper]

LOL at all the fucking idiots who decide to race when someone is driving close to you.

What a bunch of retards

[logic_guy]

The police in Bedford do this. Under cover.

1) My boss was driving through Bromham. A police car was doing 15mph though the village. He turned off down the last road in the village. When he got out of the village he floored it to find there was a speed gun trap around the corner. He argued the case with the polie.

2) One time a black vectra was up my arse down the A421 around 11pm. It had Xenon headlights and that's what caught my attention. I got off at the ASDA roundabout for him to be revving his engine. The fact he has 3 wing mirrors and 2 rear view mirrors in his car gave it away. He well spun (Expecting me to follow) but i casually pulled away.

WANKA!!!!!!!

[Ashleyp]

The police in Bedford do this. Under cover.

1) My boss was driving through Bromham. A police car was doing 15mph though the village. He turned off down the last road in the village. When he got out of the village he floored it to find there was a speed gun trap around the corner. He argued the case with the polie.

2) One time a black vectra was up my arse down the A421 around 11pm. It had Xenon headlights and that's what caught my attention. I got off at the ASDA roundabout for him to be revving his engine. The fact he has 3 wing mirrors and 2 rear view mirrors in his car gave it away. He well spun (Expecting me to follow) but i casually pulled away.

WANKA!!!!!!!

number 1 happened to a mate of mine who lives in kempston as he drove through bromham the other week. they eventually pulled him and said just don't pull away so quick etc.

Happened to me ages ago when i had the saxo, maybe at fcs a couple of years back? Anyway, i cut through the milton ernest way back through thurleigh to my house and got followed.

like a true pro i stuck at 60 through all the twisty roads so technically never broke the speed limit ;)

either that or the 5-0 saw my B8's and lower strut brace and didnt think it was worth the chase.

[Stissy]

jesus, i've always thought when someones pushing you that it might be the police, especially when its two men inside

OP - do you still drive like that?

[Manu]

anyone tailgates me, i stamp on my brakes. whether its the fuzz or not :)

I normally slow right down, You can see them getting angry then :y:

I do a combination of the above. I had the fuzz right up my ass two days ago. One marked and one audi, they weren't the subtle kind; audi up my ass and the skoda up his ass doing esses in a straight line right behind the audi. Plus the Audi never used their indicators, bunch of muppets. Then after 7 miles the skoda left, the audi got right up my ass while entering town. Instant brake treatment(the seatbelt in your lungs kind) right down to 30 mph.

I confirm, they try to lure you into it but are easy to spot. They hate the 55 mph in a 60 game, 50 makes them nuts.

[yeahbuddy]

I was driving down some country lanes near my house and was being followed by a car really close so i sped up to get it away from my arse then it got closer so did this three times [didn't go over the limit], then got pulled over by the car which was undercover police saying why was your driving not constant, i was sat in their car thinking wtf, i just said i felt you were too close so i moved away from you, to which he said we were driving withing the rules now keep it constant and be on your way, absolute weirdos i hate feds!!!

[Ashleyp]

I was driving down some country lanes near my house and was being followed by a car really close so i sped up to get it away from my arse then it got closer so did this three times [didn't go over the limit], then got pulled over by the car which was undercover police saying why was your driving not constant, i was sat in their car thinking wtf, i just said i felt you were too close so i moved away from you, to which he said we were driving withing the rules now keep it constant and be on your way, absolute weirdos i hate feds!!!

ya get me blud

[Viper]

They hate the 55 mph in a 60 game, 50 makes them nuts.

Doing that is probably th best thing to do to anyone sat on your arse. They have nothing on you as it's a speed limit, not a target :D

[Stissy]

ya get me blud

...cuz', fam, bredrin, bredda, safe, bredrin, cuz' ...we speak in slang like this

(true tiger - slang like this) ;)

[Proffitt]

either that or the 5-0 saw my B8's and lower strut brace and didnt think it was worth the chase.

Lol :zainy:, they must of had the same experience with hardcore_blowjob Or what ever his name is

[craig180]

Well done Glen. Now go out and have a celebratory drink/drive session

[Viper]

LOL Craig, as if you need to tell him to do it. He does it every week.

[holdawayt]

If anyone, police or not is tailgating me I'll either slow down to let them past or put my hand out telling them to back off.

9 x out of 10 they'll realise I'm unhappy with their driving and back off.

One time though a police car was following dangerously close and wouldn't back off. (It was a 3 lane ring road at 3am). I put my hand out and signalled him to pull over, and funnily enough he did.

I asked why he was following so closely behind me and he couldn't give me an answer. (Think he said he was trying to read my plate which had been cleaned earlier that day).
I asked politely for him to back off and he agreed.

Boring story but it shows that racing them / slamming brakes on to cause an accident is completely uneccessary. Sometimes a hand gesture or chat can do the job.

[EliteDemon]

firstly i hate the feds (apologies to any one that is one its just my personel opinion)

secondly when ever a car gets up my ass, police or not i put the lights on

knowing full well my center break light reads "KissMyVtrss" makes me have

quick chuckle to myslef :homme:

and thirdly why dont we start roll reversing??

when the blues and twos come on i tend to sit right at the back of a cop car, and its even better when the sirens arnt on, because if there speeding without the sirens on then there doing just that..Speeding and therefore how can they justify nicking you?

Ive done it a few times with both vribals and so far sucsess :y:

not been pulld :A:

[Viper]

firstly i hate the feds (apologies to any one that is one its just my personel opinion)

secondly when ever a car gets up my ass, police or not i put the lights on

knowing full well my center break light reads "KissMyVtrss" makes me have

quick chuckle to myslef :homme:

and thirdly why dont we start roll reversing??

when the blues and twos come on i tend to sit right at the back of a cop car, and its even better when the sirens arnt on, because if there speeding without the sirens on then there doing just that..Speeding and therefore how can they justify nicking you?

Ive done it a few times with both vribals and so far sucsess :y:

not been pulld :A:

You're an idiot.

Police don't have to have the sirens on to speed :S

Also, you hate ALL the police? Do you hate everyone from any other profession?

[craig180]

firstly i hate the feds (apologies to any one that is one its just my personel opinion)

secondly when ever a car gets up my ass, police or not i put the lights on

knowing full well my center break light reads "KissMyVtrss" makes me have

quick chuckle to myslef :homme:

and thirdly why dont we start roll reversing??

when the blues and twos come on i tend to sit right at the back of a cop car, and its even better when the sirens arnt on, because if there speeding without the sirens on then there doing just that..Speeding and therefore how can they justify nicking you?

Ive done it a few times with both vribals and so far sucsess :y:

not been pulld :A:

You are an uneducated fool...

[EliteDemon]

You're an idiot.

Police don't have to have the sirens on to speed :S

Also, you hate ALL the police? Do you hate everyone from any other profession?

nope just the cops that waste tax payers money on things like baiting some people into speeding, they must be ridicusly board! and also the ones being cunts due to the eago trip they experience once handedpower

from my experience coppers are always there when u dont need them but

never there when u do

[EliteDemon]

You are an uneducated fool...

uneducated i am not!

this is a forum and im entitled to my opinion whether you agree with it or not

[craig180]

uneducated i am not!

this is a forum and im entitled to my opinion whether you agree with it or not

Illiterate, then.

[Chr15]

at least he can access the for sale section now :homme:

[Viper]

nope just the cops that waste tax payers money on things like baiting some people into speeding, they must be ridicusly board! and also the ones being cunts due to the eago trip they experience once handedpower

from my experience coppers are always there when u dont need them but

never there when u do

*bored

*ego

uneducated i am not!

this is a forum and im entitled to my opinion whether you agree with it or not

Clearly you are uneducated as you cannot spell.

Also, I wouldn't class it as an opinion, more like a load of bollocks :y:

at least he can access the for sale section now :homme:

I'm sure Craig will ban him by the end of the day :D

[EliteDemon]

Illiterate, then.

dyslexic yes thick no!

[AdamB]

at least he can access the for sale section now :homme:

Go do some work

[Viper]

dyslexic yes thick no!

Have you had tests done to prove it or are you using it as an excuse for not being able to spell? ;)

[Chr15]

Go do some work

I dont fancy being up a ladder cutting hedges in this weather. Health and Safety kicked in y0!

[craig180]

dyslexic yes thick no!

I never said you are thick. Uneducated and illiterate...

[holdawayt]

dyslexic yes thick no!

Nice excuse dumbass.


Craig / James please ban him. He offends my brain. But out of interest, I applied to the force and i'm currently on the waiting list after passing my tests. (Will be a while due to the cut backs).

Do you instantly think i'm a cunt because I'll be in the force? What if I rolled up to a meet in my own car. Would you instantly think i'm a cunt then?

Also if someone was breaking into your car or holding you in your own home, who would you call? (Insert Ghostbusters joke here).

[EliteDemon]

Have you had tests done to prove it or are you using it as an excuse for not being able to spell? ;)

yes i have actually seeing as on my second year of my degree!

whats ur excuses

and i never said i hated Every police man/women as i know a few on a personnel level and there sound. i was making a point that generaly whenevrr you need the polioce they arnt around probally due to the fact they waste there time encouraging people to speed in order to nick them, yh great police work!

[Viper]

yes i have actually seeing as on my second year of my degree!

whats ur excuses

What's a degree got to do with proof of dyslexia? lol

What are my excuses for what?
and i never said i hated Every police man/women as i know a few on a personnel level and there sound.

You did though...

firstly i hate the feds (apologies to any one that is one its just my personel opinion)

[jw1325]

dyslexic yes thick no!

Taht old chestunt

(see what I did there? Just for you!)

[Chr15]

http://srforums.prosoundweb.com/index.php/fa/21362/0/

[EliteDemon]

What's a degree got to do with proof of dyslexia? lol

What are my excuses for what?


You did though...

firstly you called me uneducated and illiterate. i may be illiterate because i have dyslexia but it doesnt make me thick or a "dumb ass"

secondly i got tested for dyslexia as soon as i started uni in order for them provide me with help.

thirdly i cant be that uneducated as im in my second year of my degree

and yes i know some police and as i said there sound... "i hate the feds" was

refering back to the whole point of this thread which was that the police entrap people even if there not speeding all because someone may drive a certain car.. thats dicriminating in its self.

if anyone feels the need to insult me anymore for having dyslexia, not being able to spell or issues with my views then feel free to start your own thread titleing it such and i would be happy to respond although bare in mind i do have a life and such comments wont be dealt with quickly.

[craig180]

Ok ok, back on topic.

Smith you cnut...

[J222JRA]

Seems to be alot of members on here that suffer with dyslexia.

[Viper]

Just to make it clear I wasn't insulting you for having dyslexia, I was just seeing if you actually have it or if you were one of the growing number of people who use it as an excuse for being thick :y:

Craig, just thick. Us two are the only ones in this thread who have been unfortunate enough to have met Mr Glennith!

Hai James!! It's interesting how everyone with dyslexia can spell dyslexia...

[jw1325]

secondly i got tested for dyslexia as soon as i started uni in order for them provide me with help.


LIES

you wouldn't get good enough grades all through school and enough to get you into UNI without knowing that you were dyslexic.

You would have needed help at school, probably from as early as 5/6 when the main symptoms start showing.

or if you were unlucky and got late help, maybe up to 10

lynig bastrad

Seems to be alot of members on here that suffer with dyslexia.

I have chronic I'm d'Sexia but thats a different condition

[haz_pro]

Seems to be alot of members on here that suffer with dyslexia.

I was also thinking this haah.

[EliteDemon]

[QUOTE=jw1325;5522271]LIES

you wouldn't get good enough grades all through school and enough to get you into UNI without knowing that you were dyslexic.

You would have needed help at school, probably from as early as 5/6 when the main symptoms start showing.

or

lynig bastrad

who the hell do you think you are and "lying bastard?"!!

"if you were unlucky and got late help, maybe up to 10"

yes i was unlucky seeing as i wasnt diagnosed untill i started uni.

and yes i did get shite grades and got kicked out of school at a early age for being to dirubtive, i now know why but i decided to go back into education as a mature student, retaked my gcse, finishd my A levels and have been acepted on a 4 year degree!

not that i should have to explain myself to someone like you who has no idea who i am and what i do but yet amazingly knows i lie!?

[Viper]

LIES

you wouldn't get good enough grades all through school and enough to get you into UNI without knowing that you were dyslexic.

You would have needed help at school, probably from as early as 5/6 when the main symptoms start showing.

or if you were unlucky and got late help, maybe up to 10

lynig bastrad



I have chronic I'm d'Sexia but thats a different condition

Got to disagree with you on that one. It can't always be picked up straight away, especially if you go to a school where they haven't dealt with people with it before.

and yes i did get shite grades and got kicked out of school at a early age for being to dirubtive, i now know why but i decided to go back into education as a mature student, retaked my gcse, finishd my A levels and have been acepted on a 4 year degree!

Dyslexia isn't linked to disruptiveness.

[holdawayt]

I don't get how people can get spelling wrong past age 15. Doesn't it jump out at you for being wrong? You see words every day and yet still nothing clicks when you spell things like Break Calliper, or windscrean. I just don't get it.


Back on topic - drive safe guys

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[jw1325]

I don't get how people can get spelling wrong past age 15. Doesn't it jump out at you for being wrong? You see words every day and yet still nothing clicks when you spell things like Break Calliper, or windscrean. I just don't get it.


Back on topic - drive safe guys

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exactly.

sorry I went to one of the worst schools ever and if someone was even slightly thick they were whisked off for dyslexia tests!

[Viper]

Clearly not the worst school ever then ;)

A lot of teachers will just think the child is thick and think nothing more of it.

[EliteDemon]

I don't get how people can get spelling wrong past age 15. Doesn't it jump out at you for being wrong? You see words every day and yet still nothing clicks when you spell things like Break Calliper, or windscrean. I just don't get it.


Back on topic - drive safe guys

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not everyones brain works the same its a learning diability, you may find spelling and reconising words easy but there might b something you find dificult that i may find easy.

there have been many famous dyslexic geenoius's before. (and yes as your aware ive probally spelt that wrong as i tend to spell it how it sounds. to me genious or however its spelt looks wrong but sounds right?) its hard to explain but im not sure why i should have to

[EliteDemon]

A lot of teachers will just think the child is thick and think nothing more of it.



thats what happend to me, i never new i had it, the teachers just thought i was naughty and so did i. nothing got done untill i went back into education where it seems dyslexia is more reconised and taken alot more seriously

[holdawayt]

there might b something you find dificult that i may find easy.

I find pooing hard after a hefty steak dinner. I'm sure others are with me on that one though.

Genius - its spelt how it sounds. If i pronounced it the way you spelt it, it'd be Jee Noi Uss which doesn't sound right does it?

I understand people have difficulty spelling, but I don't blame Dyslexia. I think it's far too easy for people to blame Dyslexia. It's just poor teaching, or you were too busy being naughty and disruptive to learn.

I bet there's far less "Dyslexics" at private schools than there is public.

[Brettles1986]

thats what happend to me, i never new i had it, the teachers just thought i was naughty and so did i. nothing got done untill i went back into education where it seems dyslexia is more reconised and taken alot more seriously

Surely being a dick in school and dyslexia are two different things, not judging by the way

[Viper]

I bet there's far less "Dyslexics" at private schools than there is public.

I bet you there aren't!

I understand people have difficulty spelling, but I don't blame Dyslexia. I think it's far too easy for people to blame Dyslexia. It's just poor teaching, or you were too busy being naughty and disruptive to learn.

Maybe so in some cases however just think that people actually DO have it. You can't just go around saying to everyone they don't have it...

Being naughty and disruptive isn't a common thing linked with Dyslexia. That's ADD or ADHD...

[Brettles1986]

I bet you there aren't!



Maybe so in some cases however just think that people actually DO have it. You can't just go around saying to everyone they don't have it...

Being naughty and disruptive isn't a common thing linked with Dyslexia. That's ADD or ADHD...

I've got ADHD, the doctors said its something to do with my head, SHOULDERS, KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES

[EliteDemon]

I bet you there aren't!



Maybe so in some cases however just think that people actually DO have it. You can't just go around saying to everyone they don't have it...

Being naughty and disruptive isn't a common thing linked with Dyslexia. That's ADD or ADHD...

what reason do i have to lie about my life?? ive been honnest and frank with you all and yet you still find the need to insult me. say what u will but im the one who lived my life not u!

[holdawayt]

That's another one that gets on my tits. ADHD and ADD.

It's called being a naughty prick! My mom works as a HMI for Ofsted and she see's this day in day out.

Parents bring their kids up poorley with bad manners - it's ADHD.
Parents are too thick to teach their kids to spell properly - Dyslexia.

I know there are some cases that are real, but I think it's far too easy to blame it on a disease or mental condition rather than take responsibility for your kid's behaviour. It's just an excuse to be naughty and get away with it.



Just an opinion, not here for an argument! <3

[holdawayt]

what reason do i have to lie about my life?? ive been honnest and frank with you all and yet you still find the need to insult me. say what u will but im the one who lived my life not u!

He was sticking up for you there buddy.

[Dannii]

Uhm cool.

What's the most stupiiiiiiidest thing you've done driving though, this is the question!

[Viper]

what reason do i have to lie about my life?? ive been honnest and frank with you all and yet you still find the need to insult me. say what u will but im the one who lived my life not u!

He was sticking up for you there buddy.

As Tom said above, I was defending you/dyslexia, not having a go :y:

That's another one that gets on my tits. ADHD and ADD.

It's called being a naughty prick! My mom works as a HMI for Ofsted and she see's this day in day out.

Parents bring their kids up poorley with bad manners - it's ADHD.
Parents are too thick to teach their kids to spell properly - Dyslexia.

I know there are some cases that are real, but I think it's far too easy to blame it on a disease or mental condition rather than take responsibility for your kid's behaviour. It's just an excuse to be naughty and get away with it.



Just an opinion, not here for an argument! <3

Yes, some people use it as an excuse but they're the ones who think ADD/ADHD is just a case of being a cock. There's a lot more to it that so many people don't understand as they have it in their minds it's just used as an excuse.

Also Dyslexia a lot more than not being able to spell.

[holdawayt]

I was on a car park sat in the passenger seat. Started to drive from the passenger seat and crashed into a fence. I was sat over the handbrake so couldn't stop.

This was a low point in my life.

Edit: this is in reply to Danni haha not Tom!

[Dannii]

As Tom said above, I was defending you/dyslexia, not having a go :y:



Yes, some people use it as an excuse but they're the ones who think ADD/ADHD is just a case of being a cock. There's a lot more to it that so many people don't understand as they have it in their minds it's just used as an excuse.

Also Dyslexia a lot more than not being able to spell.

Dyslexia -

A general term for disorders that involve difficulty in learning to read or interpret words, letters, and other symbols, but that do not affect general intelligence

and

Dyslexic people usually find it difficult to analyse and work with the sounds of spoken words, and many have difficulties with short-term memory, sequencing and organisation. Dyslexia often causes problems in maths: many dyslexic people have difficulties with arithmetic and with learning and recalling number facts.

The degree to which dyslexia causes problems, in learning and in everyday life, depends on many factors. These include the severity of the dyslexia, the other strengths and abilities that a person has, and the kind of teaching and support they may have been given.

[Yates]

congrats on the clean licence i remember the threads lol

[EliteDemon]

As Tom said above, I was defending you/dyslexia, not having a go :y:



Yes, some people use it as an excuse but they're the ones who think ADD/ADHD is just a case of being a cock. There's a lot more to it that so many people don't understand as they have it in their minds it's just used as an excuse.

Also Dyslexia a lot more than not being able to spell.

ok apoligies :y:, but after the constant discriminating acusations that are being flung about i asumed it was a dig

[Dannii]

I was on a car park sat in the passenger seat. Started to drive from the passenger seat and crashed into a fence. I was sat over the handbrake so couldn't stop.

This was a low point in my life.

Edit: this is in reply to Danni haha not Tom!

Why the hell did you do that? hahaha that's gotta be pretty funny

I see things likeeeee people driving round with people sat on the roof of the car, I live in a pretty strange area.

[jw1325]

I've got ADHD

its not an excuse to misbehave.

i was a cunt in school. My ADHD made me have a short attention span, so I got bored easy, but it DID NOT justify me bullying other kids, chucking pencil cases and black board rubbers at teachers etc etc

That was just me being a cunt

[Viper]

Jen... You're an ASW, it's not ADHD :p

[holdawayt]

Danni - I discovered that if I sit on the passenger seat, put my right foot onto the clutch and release it slowly I could drive around a car park from the passenger seat and become a local hero.

What I didn't work out, is that to brake I'd need to come off the clutch and onto the brake pedal or dip the clutch and use the handbrake. My right leg was directly over the handbrake due to being on the clutch and if I just used the footbrake I would stall miserably.

So instead I panicked and drove through a fence and into a pub's beer garden. It looked bizzare to the drunks when I got out of the passenger seat and drove off.

[jw1325]

Jen... You're an ASW, it's not ADHD :p

I do have it lol.

I have the attention span of a goldfish with ADHD

[b0t13]

you also didnt realise u can knock it out of gear without the clutch and then the handbrake obstruction wouldnt have been there and youd of stopped, although this is cool when u have an empty car park, real men get out of the car though ;)

[holdawayt]

you also didnt realise u can knock it out of gear without the clutch and then the handbrake obstruction wouldnt have been there and youd of stopped, although this is cool when u have an empty car park, real men get out of the car though ;)

My basic line of thought was "Shit, Brake, Brake no work, Handbrake, Handbrake No work, SHIIIIZE!!! Fence, Lolz" Hadn't much time to consider knocking it out of gear. But for future reference - I've taken it on board.

[holdawayt]

I have the attention spam

Hehehe

[Prickle]

when are you getting your next set of points smiith? :cool:

[sarajayne22]

Congrats on the no points thing haha.

[Dannii]

Danni - I discovered that if I sit on the passenger seat, put my right foot onto the clutch and release it slowly I could drive around a car park from the passenger seat and become a local hero.

What I didn't work out, is that to brake I'd need to come off the clutch and onto the brake pedal or dip the clutch and use the handbrake. My right leg was directly over the handbrake due to being on the clutch and if I just used the footbrake I would stall miserably.

So instead I panicked and drove through a fence and into a pub's beer garden. It looked bizzare to the drunks when I got out of the passenger seat and drove off.

That sounds really stupid but fun at the same time

Although I'm not going to try it at home

My punto would just topple over and die in a heap of broken metal

[holdawayt]

It was stupid, it's much easier to drive in the drivers seat as it turns out.

[Viper]

when are you getting your next set of points smiith? :cool:

This afternoon most likely.

[Jay_]

Viper, Do you not like glen?

[Peter_D]

I was on 11 but down to 8 now, probably down to 5 by the end of this year i think

[Moke]

You are such a cunt x

[Brettles1986]

I was on 0 then went through a red traffic light early one morning (must have been half asleep) and totted it up to 3.... FML!

[Dannii]

It was stupid, it's much easier to drive in the drivers seat as it turns out.

Really? :homme:

Have you done anything else stupid recently? I liked that story :A:

[Jay_]

Really? :homme:

Have you done anything else stupid recently? I liked that story :A:

He bought a dog of an MX5....That was stupid...


I'm jealous really

[Viper]

Viper, Do you not like glen?

I get on with him fine. Known him through here for a couple of years. I am speaking the truth, not being a dick :D

[blackie_2k5]

points are valid for 3 years but stay on your licence for 4 years, after the 4 year period you can pay to get them removed.
as for insurance, yes most if not all insurers ask have you any points in the last 5 years.

dont know if anyone corrected this as ive not got that far yet ;)

but only parking points etc are valid for 3 now, speeding etc is 5 :homme:

[holdawayt]

He bought a dog of an MX5....That was stupid...


I'm jealous really

-This is true, I crashed it into a pile of sticks last night on an air field. That was stupid.
- I got crushed by the saxo while I was working on it. Axle stands are now a friend.
- Tried to jump into the Mx5 with the roof down like they do on tv. Kicked the steering wheel, it bent and I ended up head first in the passenger footwell.

[adam19]

ive got 6points IN10:n: been told they stay on there for 4years:wall: on license

[blackie_2k5]

ive got 6... down from 9 :(

but 3 come off next june, then just got parking points...they dont make much diff to your insurance though

so provided i dont get any more before june i wont lose my job :D

[Jay_]

-This is true, I crashed it into a pile of sticks last night on an air field. That was stupid.
- I got crushed by the saxo while I was working on it. Axle stands are now a friend.
- Tried to jump into the Mx5 with the roof down like they do on tv. Kicked the steering wheel, it bent and I ended up head first in the passenger footwell.

can you try sliding across you bonnet next? And get a video for LOLs

[Prickle]

everyone one has points on here. everyone with points cant winge at anyone for speeding LOL.

i have none so i can. :A:

que the faggot 'jokes' :homme:

[adam19]

ive got 6... down from 9 :(

but 3 come off next june, then just got parking points...they dont make much diff to your insurance though

so provided i dont get any more before june i wont lose my job :D

im gunna sound dumb but how do you get parking points ? :geek:

[Dannii]

-This is true, I crashed it into a pile of sticks last night on an air field. That was stupid.
- I got crushed by the saxo while I was working on it. Axle stands are now a friend.
- Tried to jump into the Mx5 with the roof down like they do on tv. Kicked the steering wheel, it bent and I ended up head first in the passenger footwell.

I would of loved to see that!

[Jay_]

everyone one has points on here. everyone with points cant winge at anyone for speeding LOL.

i have none so i can. :A:

que the faggot 'jokes' :homme:

I'm one of the people that has none! And I can also say I've never been pulled over! :A:

[blackie_2k5]

everyone one has points on here. everyone with points cant winge at anyone for speeding LOL.

i have none so i can. :A:

que the faggot 'jokes' :homme:

faggot! i never winge, ppl get points, ppl race, ppl eat sandwiches while driving, the ppl who winge are generally either the worst offender's or just generally very sad lonely ppl with little else to say

and points make prizes :D

honestly, should see the prizes the insurers get for insuring ppl with points, some nice fat xmas style prizes....££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ £££££££££££££££££££££££

[blackie_2k5]

im gunna sound dumb but how do you get parking points ? :geek:

you can get points for allsorts these days mate, thats why you should read the highway code etc

if you park in places you shouldnt, EG a zebra crossing, the nasty policeman gives you points :y:

although tbf i wasnt actually parked on the zebra crossing, just on the white zig zag near it

[adam19]

you can get points for allsorts these days mate, thats why you should read the highway code etc

if you park in places you shouldnt, EG a zebra crossing, the nasty policeman gives you points :y:

although tbf i wasnt actually parked on the zebra crossing, just on the white zig zag near it

ahh i see only thought you'd get fined for parking on a zebra crossing :fcuk: much i know :zainy: lol the white lines could be a danger to people id imagine it be hard for other cars to see people cross and run them down :fcuk:

[Jamie]

I'm on 6 down to 3 soon I hope... aparently it's not 3 years though anymore so... hmmm

[blackie_2k5]

you can gt points for allsorts, never park on any zig zaglins either, white yellow or any colour tbh

[blackie_2k5]

I'm on 6 down to 3 soon I hope... aparently it's not 3 years though anymore so... hmmm

correct, its 4 for most as per my post above :y:

[adam19]

I'm on 6 down to 3 soon I hope... aparently it's not 3 years though anymore so... hmmm

i thought mine was for 3years but then got told its 4 :panic:

[Prickle]

I'm one of the people that has none! And I can also say I've never been pulled over! :A:

Elites*

faggot! i never winge, ppl get points, ppl race, ppl eat sandwiches while driving, the ppl who winge are generally either the worst offender's or just generally very sad lonely ppl with little else to say

and points make prizes :D

honestly, should see the prizes the insurers get for insuring ppl with points, some nice fat xmas style prizes....££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ £££££££££££££££££££££££

hahahaha, caught one. ;)

hahaha i bet ;D

[Lacey_106]

I wonder how long this clean license lasts :p

[Jay_]

I think we should have a poll on this thread....

[Lacey_106]

I think we should have a poll on this thread....

I'll take bets... Lets do it?

[holdawayt]

Jay - I'll give it a go when the respray's done. The paint at the moment would just stop me dead.

I've been pulled over a few times but no points. (One speed awareness course though)

[Jay_]

don't ruin new paint though....

[holdawayt]

Cosy Nike trackies it is then!

[jw1325]

I haz 0 points

what do I win?

[holdawayt]

what do I win?

3 points

[Viper]

I haz 0 points

what do I win?

A naked weekend with me :y:

[Prickle]

I have no points :sweetheart:

I haz 0 points

what do I win?

Elite*

Well theres a couple of people that dont have any. Sure theres a 'i have no points' group on here? :homme:

[Lacey_106]

I have no points :sweetheart:

[Furio-Gazza]

I have 0 points :D

[Prickle]

dear meh, im shocked. :fcuk:

[Furio-Gazza]

dear meh, im shocked. :fcuk:

About what john?

[Viper]

I have no points :sweetheart:

You've still crashed though ;)

[Nik_L]

I have 0 points.


But i do have a TT99.

[Brettles1986]

A naked weekend with me :y:

If thats the case then I have 12 :homme:

[Brettles1986]

[QUOTE=smiith;5521784]Well as some of the old folks may know, i have 11 points.. One Friday night i got in a race with a shitty Vectra... Turned out it was undercover 5-0 trying to get people to do exactly that... They didnt have any speed monitoring equipment in the car, so naturally, being massive cunts, did me for Driving with Undue Care and Attention... Went to court, 2 police mans word against me and 2 of my friends in the car.. Obviously the outcome.. 5 points, 275 quid fine...

A week and a day later, i buy my new Saxo... A week, a day, and 14 hours later, my saxo jumps a ditch, a fence, rolls through a field, and stops resting against a tree.. Same police man rolls up, Off to court for Driving with Undue car and attention... 6 points, 350 quid fine.. Lavlyyy...

Well as of 12 minutes ago, i now have 0 points..

Just thought i would let you all know ;) anyone up for a speed camera race? :b

i am sorry but you look the most experianced with this website, this is totally unrelated so please dont have a go.
but i cant find anywhere to start a new thead could someone tell me exacally or send me a screen shot
PLEASE I NEED HELP

The new thread button top left?

[Jay_]

The new thread button top left?
ohhhhhh don't tell him. Its your fault if loads of shit thread appear now :homme:

[Brettles1986]

ohhhhhh don't tell him. Its your fault if loads of shit thread appear now :homme:

:fcuk: My bad

[Jay_]

[QUOTE=Brettles1986;5522786]

it just says new post

few, we got away with that ;)

[Brettles1986]

it just says new post

Thats because your in a thread

[Brettles1986]

so where would i find he button? what page?
thanks for helping me btw

Go into the correct section on the forum and then the button should be there on the top left to start a new thread :panic:

[Brettles1986]

Why you being a dick i am only looking for help as i am new
this is the only way i can get help
!

Hes joking mate, chill out or no-one will help you out!

[Jay_]

Hes joking mate, chill out or no-one will help you out!

This :y:

[Prickle]

Thats because your in a thread

Go into the correct section on the forum and then the button should be there on the top left to start a new thread :panic:

Hes joking mate, chill out or no-one will help you out!

Multi-quote button broke? :homme:

[Brettles1986]

Multi-quote button broke? :homme:

No, I check regularly due to fuck all happening at work and by the time I post a reply to the first there's another few replies already posted

[holdawayt]

Is he banned yet?

[Barry123]

faggot! i never winge, ppl get points, ppl race, ppl eat sandwiches while driving,

I wouldn't class having a sarnie as being as bad as racing.

but that's because I'm so fucking bitter about it.

[Viper]

I wouldn't class having a sarnie as being as bad as racing.

but that's because I'm so fucking bitter about it.

Ahh well, at least you never ran over a copper.

Wait...

[Bound]

That's another one that gets on my tits. ADHD and ADD.

It's called being a naughty prick! My mom works as a HMI for Ofsted and she see's this day in day out.

Parents bring their kids up poorley with bad manners - it's ADHD.
Parents are too thick to teach their kids to spell properly - Dyslexia.

I know there are some cases that are real, but I think it's far too easy to blame it on a disease or mental condition rather than take responsibility for your kid's behaviour. It's just an excuse to be naughty and get away with it.



Just an opinion, not here for an argument! <3

I agree.

It's the same with Aspergers/Autism. Yes I accept it's a real condition. Of course it is. But they are SO quick to slap a tag on childrens abnormal behavior and give it a name and a class it's unreal.

You're totally right, I don't for one second believe there are as many cases of aspergers as they claim. The standard of parenting is simply shocking, some of them have no idea. This is some Jeremey Kyle generation shit. It makes me sick. If your child is a little cunt it's because you are incompetent and have failed to raise and discipline them correctly.

[Dom]

Tbh, towards the OP.

Police cannot do that, its classed as entrapment, well known court cases have taken place where your first set of points occurred, next time, raise that case in court and the judge cannot officially issue you without having other reason to.

[blackie_2k5]

Tbh, towards the OP.

Police cannot do that, its classed as entrapment, well known court cases have taken place where your first set of points occurred, next time, raise that case in court and the judge cannot officially issue you without having other reason to.

i used to think that, but apparently they can

although if it happend to me id still take it to court and fight it on this basis..

i dont actually think they ever actually do you for racing though..they find something else EG speeding or careless driving etc

but i know ppl have gotten away with it by fighting that they were scared and felt bullied into going faster by the car behind pressing them on, and that they were paying more attention to how close tha car following was getting to them which lead them to drive irratically etc

there's alway a loop hole if your pedantic like me and willing to look for it ;)

[Viper]

I think the cases of entrapment are stupid. You can't blame the police because someone was thick enough to take the bait.

[Mr_X]

its wrong, but can easily spot a cop car, ime it's a:
Newish car, upto 3 years old.
Some saloon, is normal.
Lights in grill and side bumpers
Extra aeriels
Look at the drivers

[Dom]

In Bedford its cars that have the registration plate starting with OU.

Im too smart for these guys ;)

[blackie_2k5]

up here they drive allsorts, and dont have to be old or new, usually see the lights in grill, but dependant of car, time of day, weather, dark or not etc, can be hard to spot if they come flying up behind you

and not all in uniform either

[Jay_]

I want to be done for furious driving tbh....

[yeahbuddy]

y,y,ya get me

[Prickle]

I want to be done for furious driving tbh....

in your t4? not likely mate.





LOL.

[Brettles1986]

in your t4? not likely mate.


LOL.


disrupting the flow of traffic is more likely

[Geoff_ONC_Saxo]

Lol you got Vectra's as un marked cop cars? We got Skoda Superbs mainly, but 2004 ish Octavias as well.