Typical monday thread....

[Kelly]

Either I'm missing something or nobody has posted a monday thread yet....

How is everyones day going?

Mine started off really embarrassingly lol. Was walking through the car park to get to our office and i fell on an uneven part of the pedestrian walk way. Sliced open a couple of fingers, grazed my knee and knackered my new trousers. Worst of all, there was at least 10 people about when i did it. None of them laughing but still i was a little red faced about it.

To make things better, when my boss heard about it he just looked at me like I was in trouble and didn't even ask how i was. He wont like the lovely health and safety complaint that i sent by email thats waiting on his desktop lol

[saxodan]

Either I'm missing something or nobody has posted a monday thread yet....

How is everyones day going?

Mine started off really embarrassingly lol. Was walking through the car park to get to our office and i fell on an uneven part of the pedestrian walk way. Sliced open a couple of fingers, grazed my knee and knackered my new trousers. Worst of all, there was at least 10 people about when i did it. None of them laughing but still i was a little red faced about it.

To make things better, when my boss heard about it he just looked at me like I was in trouble and didn't even ask how i was. He wont like the lovely health and safety complaint that i sent by email thats waiting on his desktop lol

OMG and your sat here telling us!
Get your ass of to a personal injusry lawyer and act american..

Money to be made here :P hope your ok anyway :Y:

[landy]

just woke up fell asleep at 3pm sunday after noon and woke up at 10pm had a light snack fell back asleep and just woke up

[Connor_scotland]

OMG not a good start there

Mines going shit hot actually

[Yates]

as harsh as it is, when i see someone trip or fall i cant help but laugh, i was in some traffic once and seen some fella go flying he got up looked around thought no one had seen him, looked towards my car and i just pointed and laughed

[Dan]

Im at work, 8.30-5. Im nackered too, had a good weekend though, awesome night out on saturday too!!!

[Kelly]

as harsh as it is, when i see someone trip or fall i cant help but laugh, i was in some traffic once and seen some fella go flying he got up looked around thought no one had seen him, looked towards my car and i just pointed and laughed

Harsh..... no lol

I'm exactly the same when I see someone esle trip but when its me its different lol. Cant wait to see the look on my bosses face when he reads my email. Should be fun as he's not good to be around when he's mad lol

[Yates]

if i have a trip i always have a laugh about it, got to lol

i should really have a look for a job, but i dont need one so i cant b arsed lol

[Kelly]

if i have a trip i always have a laugh about it, got to lol

i should really have a look for a job, but i dont need one so i cant b arsed lol

you should look for a job but don't need one......... hows that?

are you secretly rich???

[Mrk1]

Got my tints through the post :P Been at college this morning came back for a break and some lunch. Got to go back at 1.30 what a hard life.

[DarylVTR]

yup he just said hes at home counting his notes , think hes going into the navy?!? so better not trip up then or ull be more than a laugh

[Kelly]

Got my tints through the post :P Been at college this morning came back for a break and some lunch. Got to go back at 1.30 what a hard life.

yeah hard life hey...... wait til you start working then you'll realise what an easy life you have lol

[DarylVTR]

lol kelly dont u work in like MFI or sommmit?

[saxoash]

you should look for a job but don't need one......... hows that?

are you secretly rich???

How blond are you if that was ur first answer lol hes already got a job

[silversaxo]

How blond are you if that was ur first answer lol hes already got a job


probably as blonde as your girlfreind

[Kelly]

lol kelly dont u work in like MFI or sommmit?

yes i do. i must have mentioned it before then. its really crap here though

[Mrk1]

lol i was being sarcastic :P College is well easy 9-3 and most days i only have 3 lessons anyways. Looks like that fall might of hurt your head :P

[Yates]

How blond are you if that was ur first answer lol hes already got a job

Well done mate, tryin to look clever infront of ur gf, but i dont actually have a job, so she was right and your wrong!

had plenty of money saved up and worked a bit in the last few weeks and then puttin car back to standard i have a nice amount of money lying about the place

need to go to navy place and see if i have a start date yet

[Kelly]

probably as blonde as your girlfreind

i am his girlfriend lol and am not blonde :D:

[saxoash]

Well done mate, tryin to look clever infront of ur gf, but i dont actually have a job, so she was right and your wrong!

had plenty of money saved up and worked a bit in the last few weeks and then puttin car back to standard i have a nice amount of money lying about the place

need to go to navy place and see if i have a start date yet

Thought u was all ready to go in navy?

[Connor_scotland]

woohoo i have 2hrs 20min until im finished for the day lol

[silversaxo]

i am his girlfriend lol and am not blonde :D:

sorry kelly its just i thought he might wasnt aimed at you

[DarylVTR]

hang on im confussed now kelly and ash are a couple?!!?!?

And no kelly you didnt mention it im a phyco ;)

LOL i used to work in Homebase and it was bloody awful hated it! Retail is such a shit job sector to be in!

[Yates]

im ready to join, just need a start date then im off

[silversaxo]

im ready to join, just need a start date then im off

what for

[DarylVTR]

the navy? LOL - They will be accusing you of being the blonde now silversaxo :p

[silversaxo]

oh right lol

[Yates]

Ash and Kelly are a couple, altho wot Kelly sees in Ash, I just dont know.

[landy]

read it again amanda hes going in the navy

[DarylVTR]

did u even read this thread amanda? LOL

[saxodan]

Ash and Kelly are a couple, altho wot Kelly sees in Ash, I just dont know.
lol harsh

[DarylVTR]

Ash and Kelly are a couple, altho wot Kelly sees in Ash, I just dont know.

PMSL - Harsh

[Kelly]

hang on im confussed now kelly and ash are a couple?!!?!?

And no kelly you didnt mention it im a phyco ;)

LOL i used to work in Homebase and it was bloody awful hated it! Retail is such a shit job sector to be in!

yes we are a couple and he always throws verbal diarrhea like that my way lol

I don't mind cos i work in an office at one of the manufacturing sites but if i was in a store then i wouldn't stand a chance up against some of our customers lol

[silversaxo]

did u even read this thread amanda? LOL

yes daryl :clap:

[DarylVTR]

yes we are a couple and he always throws verbal diarrhea like that my way lol

I don't mind cos i work in an office at one of the manufacturing sites but if i was in a store then i wouldn't stand a chance up against some of our customers lol

#Ahhh not so bad then i dealt with customers face to face on the service desk it did my head in ...........

what a loving couple :sweetheart: :Y:

[Yates]

It was a joke...!

[saxoash]

Ash and Kelly are a couple, altho wot Kelly sees in Ash, I just dont know.

One night with me and it wil become all clear matty boy lol

[DarylVTR]

yes daryl :clap:


Good Amanda wakey wakey then ....

Just because its a Monday thats no excuse LOL

[DarylVTR]

It was a joke...!


Yer so we guessed mate!

[Kelly]

It was a joke...!

the what i see in ash part.......... i know cos i sometimes can tell when you're joking shame not everyone can lol

[silversaxo]

the what i see in ash part.......... i know cos i sometimes can tell when you're joking shame not everyone can lol

he is a joke !!

[Mitchell]

workin 9-5 thats my dream

[silversaxo]

workin 9-5 thats my dream


hello mate x

[beastgtir]

One night with me and it wil become all clear matty boy lol
ooh sailor... :homme: :homme: :homme: :homme:

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

im sat at home bored out of my head waiting for the garage to call to let me know when my car is fixed!
It better be today, i cant go another day without driving!!!!!

[Yates]

Im going in the navy soon Ash, so i may encounter some bum fun sometime, but gladly not with you!

Silversaxo, your 40, you act like a 5 year old, you made a thread saying your never coming back, yet 1 day later you were back. And you are calling me a joke? Reality check is in need for you

[silversaxo]

Im going in the navy soon Ash, so i may encounter some bum fun sometime, but gladly not with you!

Silversaxo, your 40, you act like a 5 year old, you made a thread saying your never coming back, yet 1 day later you were back. And you are calling me a joke? Reality check is in need for you

shut it bum boy

[DarylVTR]

:homme:


*tAKES THE VIOLIN OUT FOR DANE*


:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :upset: :upset: :upset:

[Yates]

I refuse to be apart of a slanging match with you. As I say every time act your age.

[Mitchell]

hello mate x

how doo yoo doo ? :Y:

[DarylVTR]

Lets settle this the good old fashion navy way..... BOXING :P :oops:

[silversaxo]

I refuse to be apart of a slanging match with you. As I say every time act your age.


quick to make a sly bitch about my age though arnt you!!!

[DarylVTR]

Hes sorry nan ..... LOL joke

[saxoash]

Im going in the navy soon Ash, so i may encounter some bum fun sometime, but gladly not with you!


Gutted :(

[silversaxo]

Hes sorry nan ..... LOL joke

the sea awaits you daryl remember that hun x

[DarylVTR]

lol does kelly approve of such activity?

Soap on a roap


.... i aint going in the sea (other than bournmouth and milford on sea at sax-p meets thats as farr into the sea im going)

[saxoash]

quick to make a sly bitch about my age though arnt you!!!

Why does it bother you so much when mat says that your 40

[silversaxo]

Why does it bother you so much when mat says that your 40

BECAUSE IM NOT 40 FFFS

[DarylVTR]

38 isnt it?

i dunno its just a number i guess my mum is about 42:oops: :oops:

[silversaxo]

38 isnt it?

i dunno its just a number i guess my mum is about 42:oops: :oops:

daryl shut it lol

[saxoash]

yup shes 38

[silversaxo]

ok lets get back on topic now

[Mitchell]

38? a wouldnt say no

[DarylVTR]

didnt mean anything by it amanda its fine that you are 38

im 19 but i dont get offended when people mention it :P :clapping:

[Yates]

If you read this thread, you will notice that you say that I am a joke, so I point out that your 40 because you are 40 and that you dont act your age, you act like a 5 year old. Thats all

[DarylVTR]

my manager just asked me 'Do you have a pipe to go with your rocking chair? LOL - sorry will drop it now


im not making it up either!

[Yates]

38? a wouldnt say no

You would. You'll regret saying that

[silversaxo]

my manager just asked me 'Do you have a pipe to go with your rocking chair? LOL - sorry will drop it now

daryl is the next meet at the coast if so i hope you like the sea lol:P

[silversaxo]

You would. You'll regret saying that

why yatesy you have never met or seen me

[DarylVTR]

lol why you gonna throw me in there? LOL il cry rape.....

[silversaxo]

lol why you gonna throw me in there? LOL il cry rape.....

lol ok change the subject

[DarylVTR]

Me and my manager cant stop laughing , hes telling me what to write now

[Yates]

You sent me a picture on msn of you in your bikini on holiday...

You have also sent your pics to other saxp members which i have also seen.

[silversaxo]

You sent me a picture on msn of you in your bikini on holiday...

You have also sent your pics to other saxp members which i have also seen.

right msn now and sort this please

[DarylVTR]

i havnt seen that pic matt.......... verdict?

[Mitchell]

these monday threads are always entertainin in some way...

[saxoash]

You sent me a picture on msn of you in your bikini on holiday...

You have also sent your pics to other saxp members which i have also seen.

Bet your still scared arnt you

[Yates]

i havnt seen that pic matt.......... verdict?

Not good...

[silversaxo]

these monday threads are always entertainin in some way...

yes the jokes on me id say thanks yatesy!!

[silversaxo]

Bet your still scared arnt you


scared of what! no am i fuck

[Kelly]

BECAUSE IM NOT 40 FFFS

41 MAYBE

[DarylVTR]

scared of what! no am i fuck


WAKEY WAKEY he was talking to matt........... not you LOL silly :zainy:


post the pic and have a vote i say

[saxodan]

You sent me a picture on msn of you in your bikini on holiday...

You have also sent your pics to other saxp members which i have also seen.


some one host it lol

[beastgtir]

pics for the members to decide!

[DarylVTR]

the majority has spoken DO IT

[Yates]

i deleted it, and even if i did have it, i wouldnt post it

[saxoash]

41 MAYBE

38 dear lol

[Mitchell]

some one host it lol

thats goin a bit too far aint it...

u know u wouldnt like it

[beastgtir]

all talk on this thread...

pictures speak a 1000 words n all that malarky...

pics, we want pics
when do we want them? NOW!!!

[DarylVTR]

Krovean 4 Silversaxo :sweetheart:

[saxodan]

pics pics pics pics pics

[silversaxo]

i will put a picture up and you tell me if i look 38

[saxodan]

i will put a picture up and you tell me if i look 38


Edit: read it wrong

[saxoash]

i will put a picture up and you tell me if i look 38


Make sure its you and not some complete stranger your googled that you wish you looked like

[Yates]

the ones you sent me you didnt look 40 tbh, you looked around 50

[Yates]

Make sure its you and not some complete stranger your googled that you wish you looked like

she sent me 2 pics that she claimed were her, they clearly werent, if was 2 different girls to start with...

[DarylVTR]

omg lads

[saxoash]

omg lads

what????

[DarylVTR]

harsh !! but quite amusing

[beastgtir]

she sent me 2 pics that she claimed were her, they clearly werent, if was 2 different girls to start with...

ooooh sparks are really flying today

[saxodan]

yeah a tad harsh guys!

anyway pics pics

[Mitchell]

Krovean 4 Silversaxo :sweetheart:

lmao ayeeeeeeee

[silversaxo]

im trying to upload it

[beastgtir]

http://www.saxosportclub.gr/albums/albums/userpics/10002/228297_13_(11).jpg

pic of silver saxo

[Yates]

that picture just scares the shit outta me

[beastgtir]

best 38 ive seen...

[saxodan]

im trying to upload it
You just edited that post!

You had this link a moment ago -
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6459/amanda11sk.jpg

[DarylVTR]

*awaits the moment of truth*

[silversaxo]

iwhy cant i upload pictures

[Kelly]

someone please resize lol

[saxodan]

I take it all back we wern't harsh at all

[DarylVTR]

woah resize it please my screens gone mental its wey too big

[beastgtir]

*awaits the moment of truth*

dont worry, we are on the case!

[saxoash]

some one resize cos that shits scary!!!!!!!

[AdamW]

Whose the person in pic?

[DarylVTR]

cant be arsed to find the reply box as its abit 10 miles off to the right now because of them pictures RESIZE THEM NOW

[silversaxo]

you fuckas

[DarylVTR]

Whose the person in pic?

*Sigh...... silversaxo

[beastgtir]

done people

[AdamW]

Saw that pic on crimewatch a few weeks back.......

[Kelly]

sorry if i offend you in any way but yes you do look your age sliversaxo

[Yates]

Why would it offend her? She asked people...

[DarylVTR]

I take it all back we wern't harsh at all

This is possibly the most blunt statement ive heard ever on sax-p :oops:

[silversaxo]

sorry if i offend you in any way but yes you do look your age sliversaxo


thanks !

[DarylVTR]

suppose the answer you were looking for was ..... woah you look 20!

as kelly said she didnt mean to be offensive about it :)

[Kelly]

Why would it offend her? She asked people...

hey i was just putting it politely to avoid bad rep lol

[Yates]

ive already got bad rep so doesnt bother me!

you mean woah you look 20 x 2

[DarylVTR]

20 x 2?

= 40


But she isnt 40......

[AdamW]

I love Amanda.......she used to make up false members and pretend she was having my babies...now thats cool

[saxoash]

correct she isnt 40 in shes 38which is 2 years below 40

[beastgtir]

http://www.saxosportclub.gr/albums/albums/userpics/10002/228297_13_(11).jpg

pic of silver saxo

w-reg... 6 years old aint it?

[m20pub]

OMG and your sat here telling us!
Get your ass of to a personal injusry lawyer and act american..

Money to be made here :P hope your ok anyway :Y:

weres theres blame theres a claim:cool:

[Yates]

woah you like 19 x 2

but you act 38 - 30

[DarylVTR]

that isnt amandas car!!

[saxodan]

weres theres blame theres a claim:cool:
amen cowboy!

[beastgtir]

that isnt amandas car!!
i know but i thought everyone wanted to see silver saxo?

[saxoash]

woah you like 19 x 2

but you act 38 - 30

All them extra after school maths lessons coming in handy there

[Yates]

Yeah i know mate, last night i learned the times tables

[Scott]

Far enough me thinks