wood sawed my car.

[Willvtr]

okay to cut a long story short, de wipered yesterday, it all went tits up, had to end up getting a wood saw on the bolt, i slipped and made about a 1cm gash in my boot, how should i go about concealing this?

[rick_VTR]

why the fuck would you try to cut a bolt with a wood saw? are you a retard?

[Petee]

http://florianjensen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/vader-water.jpg

[Willvtr]

because i didnt had the correct toools, am at my mums and working with a set of pink pliers and a wood saw:P anyway back the question any ideas.. :P

[azzer1987]

Has to be funniest thing ive heard in while :)

[Petee]

because i didnt had the correct toools, am at my mums and working with a set of pink pliers and a wood saw:P anyway back the question any ideas.. :P

When you say gash you mean a hole? if its like a cut through the metal you would have to bend it back and fill it...

[Willvtr]

When you say gash you mean a hole? if its like a cut through the metal you would have to bend it back and fill it...

through the paint, and and a little scratch in the actualy metal (Y)?

and pfft funny ey, not my faultttt, my mums a donut, am not buying tools when i can just improvise

[logic_guy]

through the paint, and and a little scratch in the actualy metal (Y)?

and pfft funny ey, not my faultttt, my mums a donut, am not buying tools when i can just improvise

LOL when i read this thread

Quite simply.... you can blame your self here! Serves you right.

Don't you have any common sense. A wood saw is for.... errr. Wood? :geek:

You need a hack saw. Thats for cutting mental and the teeth are alot smaller and finer.

Pics please.

[MiniGibbo]

I dont care this isnt general chat it deserves a general chat reply..

You fucking retard!

[Willvtr]

as i said before i ddnt have the tool so improvised, rather light a mechanic improvising, at the end of the day you can cut wood with a tennon saw, and a wood saw vica versa... it went through and i completed the job, anyway could slip with a tennon saw and do th same thing, at the end of the day i posted here for help not abuse, you lot think i dont know what a woodsaws for, facking hell

[barlow135]

I just had an image in my head of two muppets with one of those massive two person saw attacking the wiper bolt :panic: haha

Seriously though how deeps the scratch/cut?

[logic_guy]

I think i do know what a 'wood saw' is and a 'tennon saw'.. I'm a carpenter and Joiner by trade!

Best thing you can do, is upload some pics. (So i can LOL) but so others can see the damage. Might be a simple need of halfords touch up pen or a re-spray ??

[Willvtr]

knew i should of kept the tool quiet, i had a blonde moment lmaoo, but in all seriousness it was at about 7pm and nowheres opens and its all i had, i should of waited but was to eager, anyways onto the scratch id says it just the paintwork thats come off tbh.. so a touch up pen could do the job, but a mate of mine used one on his feista and it didnt really come out to well...

[stevo67]

Today has been a boring day,thanks for making me smile,did you ever do metal work at school?

[Rudpud]

You got pics of this? :P

[Willvtr]

Today has been a boring day,thanks for making me smile,did you ever do metal work at school?

no worries mate, always here for your assistance,

nopee i did not lmao im only 19 it went out of schools a while ago now :P!,

planning on taking my wheels off with the pliers next (Y)

[Willvtr]

its dark outside ill get some pics tomorrow lol :P, its a shocker,

[0rang3peel]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaah

[Willvtr]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaah



:wall:

[MiniGibbo]

no worries mate, always here for your assistance,

nopee i did not lmao im only 19 it went out of schools a while ago now :P!,

planning on taking my wheels off with the pliers next (Y)

You make jokes now but your the retard that wood sawed your car..

[Willvtr]

You make jokes now but your the retard that wood sawed your car..


nice of you to notice (Y), :drink:

[0rang3peel]

you can buy like a hacksaw for about £2 from morrisons.

But yeah, I would probably fill the chip in your paint with a baked bean carefully squashed in.

[Prickle]

im suprised you didnt use your teeth as back up.

[Willvtr]

you can buy like a hacksaw for about £2 from morrisons.

But yeah, I would probably fill the chip in your paint with a baked bean carefully squashed in.

baked beans are shiteeeee :/, thinking sphagetti hoops maybe?

[MiniGibbo]

baked beans are shiteeeee :/, thinking sphagetti hoops maybe?

And if they don't fit just trim them down with your wood saw..

[Willvtr]

what shall i stick them down withhh?

[MiniGibbo]

If I was you I'd personally not use any comman sence or intelligence to stick them with as your in serious lack of them as it is..

[Willvtr]

your car just looks like a big baked bean

[MiniGibbo]

your car just looks like a big baked bean

Woah clam down dude don't get your wood saw out..

[Willvtr]

Woah clam down dude don't get your wood saw out..


right along that bad barnet of yourssss

[Damask]

ok... well tbh, short of sanding, pissobly filling, and a professional respray of the boot... thats not going to go back to looking standard no matter what you do (if you try something and it works, tell me, i have a few 'orrible lil scratches myself) you've basically turned a job that can cost beteen £0-5 into a job that may cost you £30 and upwards (Y)

[Willvtr]

ok... well tbh, short of sanding, pissobly filling, and a professional respray of the boot... thats not going to go back to looking standard no matter what you do (if you try something and it works, tell me, i have a few 'orrible lil scratches myself) you've basically turned a job that can cost beteen £0-5 into a job that may cost you £30 and upwards (Y)

thank you,finally a proper reply, im taking it to a mate who a body specialist so ill see what he says and let you know!

[Prickle]

ok... well tbh, short of sanding, pissobly filling, and a professional respray of the boot... thats not going to go back to looking standard no matter what you do (if you try something and it works, tell me, i have a few 'orrible lil scratches myself) you've basically turned a job that can cost beteen £0-5 into a job that may cost you £30 and upwards (Y)

Dammethian.

Explain.

[Damask]

Dammethian.

Explain.

well chip-sticks, touch up pens and spray paint has never matched anything ive ever seen it done on... even if its an exact colour match, there's no clear coat, and different laquers, or amounts of laquer always seam to fade, go matte, or stand out from the rest in some other way, especially if its slap bang in the middle... even if it looks right straight off the block, it ages differently. atleast thats been my experience (Y)

*i just realised that it sounds like a full respray wont look original, i meant anything short of a full respray will look out of place.

[Prickle]

sure there was a thread on bmw? on a detailing forum where he used a touch up pen with a rotary or w.e.

good results iirc.

[Saxologist]

I used a hacksaw to get mine off, cut some paint used a touch up pen.

Small mistakes, you won't do it again will you.


Now...

A woodsaw

Buzzkilled - YouTube

[Willvtr]

I used a hacksaw to get mine off, cut some paint used a touch up pen.

Small mistakes, you won't do it again will you.


Now...

A woodsaw

Buzzkilled - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsf8LnThk5Y)


lmao, lesson fully learnt, and thanks, ill head out to get a touch up pen tomorrow!, :) :y:

[Damask]

i'll have a look for it! ive got a few on my roof, near the doors (people with rings getting in/out im guessing) but like i said, all the touch up jobs ive seen havenmt aged well :)

[Lewiswhitlock]

Throw your keys in a fire. You shouldnt be allowed to own a car.

[Willvtr]

Throw your keys in a fire. You shouldnt be allowed to own a car.

in reply to that, how does maintanence of a veichle have anything to do with owning a car, as if i was a millioionare would i waste my time doing it myself? neeeeeeer.

[TypeRDavid]

thank you,finally a proper reply, im taking it to a mate who a body specialist so ill see what he says and let you know!

Maybe laugh his bollocks off??

Mate why would you put this on here and not expect abuse that you so thoroughly deserve.

[Willvtr]

lmao am not fussed tbh its an interent forum, i posted it for a reply on what to do.. does it really matter how i did it? is someone speeding and flipping there car not worse? i made a small mistake which i asked for advice on how to rectify, so grow up ...

[TypeRDavid]

lmao am not fussed tbh its an interent forum, i posted it for a reply on what to do.. does it really matter how i did it? is someone speeding and flipping there car not worse? i made a small mistake which i asked for advice on how to rectify, so grow up ...

You sir are a fucking mong!

[Willvtr]

You sir are a fucking mong!
the reply of a guy who knows im right :)

[TypeRDavid]

the reply of a guy who knows im right :)

That yes you are a fucking idiot.

Night Night x x x

[Willvtr]

That yes you are a fucking idiot.

Night Night x x x

night babyyyy xxxxxx

[e8_pqck]

get pic up then!

and we want to see the saw!

[lilbenchy9192]

get a sticker that say "opps i did it again"

but no seriously, only real way is to sand back what u damaged and respray it mate

[Saxologist]

Throw your keys in a fire. You shouldnt be allowed to own a car.

Too far man.

[Willvtr]

ill get pics tomorrow after foooty, and definately a pic of the saw, so you know what i had to deal with ;),

very unrelated but can someone explain how hard the torsion bar actually is? and no before you say i wont be using a dog or something to push it out

[Saxologist]

ill get pics tomorrow after foooty, and definately a pic of the saw, so you know what i had to deal with ;),

very unrelated but can someone explain how hard the torsion bar actually is? and no before you say i wont be using a dog or something to push it out

Its not a highly techincal job, Krisb i think still does it (Near crawley) Others on the site do it for the same rates, depends where your from, remember to buy front springs as well, so your car isnt dodgy lol.

[manta]

You're a moron I've had 3 saxos all of which I de-wipered, never did I have to use a saw or stupid amounts of force.

Just get a new boot lid, probably be cheaper than filing/spraying etc.

Selling mine for £45.

[Willvtr]

You're a moron I've had 3 saxos all of which I de-wipered, never did I have to use a saw or stupid amounts of force.

Just get a new boot lid, probably be cheaper than filing/spraying etc.

Selling mine for £45.

bolt was rusted on i had no choice,

colours the boot lid?

[manta]

bolt was rusted on i had no choice,

colours the boot lid?

posi blue

[Willvtr]

you any good at spraying?, how much extra for you to spray black etc..?

[manta]

you any good at spraying?, how much extra for you to spray black etc..?

hmmm i could get hold of a black boot lid if you really wanted it, it's on th car atm which is going tomorrow so let me know

[jakeyboi]

why the fuck would you try to cut a bolt with a wood saw? are you a retard?

lmao at this reply

[Willvtr]

hmmm i could get hold of a black boot lid if you really wanted it, it's on th car atm which is going tomorrow so let me know

ill pm you tomorrow :)

[Saxologist]

Just buy a black lid from a scrappy, buy the time you pay for it, and collect/ delivery would take ages or rack up a price tag

[Rudpud]

in reply to that, how does maintanence of a veichle have anything to do with owning a car, as if i was a millioionare would i waste my time doing it myself? neeeeeeer.

bolt was rusted on i had no choice,

colours the boot lid?

Tbh seems that you are too impatient. You wouldnt waste time modding a car if you had lots of money? Why mod it now then? I enjoy doing things myself, would much rather do it myself than pay for everything tbh.

[Willvtr]

Tbh seems that you are too impatient. You wouldnt waste time modding a car if you had lots of money? Why mod it now then? I enjoy doing things myself, would much rather do it myself than pay for everything tbh.

i agree, but the only way is to learn, this is my second saxo.. the first of which ive modded, and i just need to learn really..i take pride in my car hence why i want it sorted, i jsut made a mistake and will pay for the consequences ha :P, still doesnt stop the school girl clunge flocking in though :y:

[Rudpud]

i agree, but the only way is to learn, this is my second saxo.. the first of which ive modded, and i just need to learn really..i take pride in my car hence why i want it sorted, i jsut made a mistake and will pay for the consequences ha :P, still doesnt stop the school girl clunge flocking in though :y:

Dont worry we all make mistakes. I tried loads of things on my first saxo, yeh fucked some up then fixed them.

Just not many people take a wood saw to metal :P

[Slugshead]

tcut ;)

[jakeyboi]

still cant stop lol'ing at the tittle , wood sawed my car, lmao brilliant

[Eskimo]

PAHJAHAHAHDJEDF32E23!! That is all..

Maybe you should try Nail clippers next time?

[DanielT92]

Still no pictures? I want a cheap laugh.... I mean give advice on what to do next.

[Willvtr]

http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g321/willseaton/2011-09-11163437.jpg

dont lol to much :P

[saxo_gray]

this is posted in the car detailing section so I recommend a good polish, that will buff out!!! LOL

[johnr32]

fill that with paint for your colour code and let it to dry. sand it flat using wet and dry 2500grit then polish it back up using any heavy compound by machine. either that or a bodyshop.

[logic_guy]

Looks like the boot is bubbling in the bottom of the photo. If thats the case, a re-spray would be the best bet.

[Willvtr]

Looks like the boot is bubbling in the bottom of the photo. If thats the case, a re-spray would be the best bet.

boots not bubbling its just the very dodgy camera phone :P does look like it is in the photo though! :P

[iDale]

Please say you didn't use that brush under your arm to wash that section of the car for pics.. Although judging by the paintwork (that hasn't been woodsawed), you did :wall:

[sebring]

This has really made me laugh!! some funny shit in here.


WHY a woodsaw though?

woodsaw

metal bolt

not being funny but ..... :s

[Manu]

f lol:fcuk:

[Damask]

looks like you damaged the glass too... i'd say get a new bootlid, otherwise sand, fill, touch up and buff, and keep an eye on it :)

[7unner172]

legend

[DanielT92]

Lol. Get some Ronseal on that, would work wonders....
Nah seriously, probably better off sourcing another boot tbh, hardly expensive or hard to come by.

[mcjacko1987]

how can anyone make such a tits up of a job just on de-wipering the boot???? just how?

please for your sake and the rest of the car dont touch anything else.




id say if you want it looking perfect you need a new boot and for love of god get someone else to de-wipe it. dont go anywhere near a saw if i where you, mite be your finger next mate lol

[mcjacko1987]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=395741
shame rest of car looks clean

[choness2004]

I lol'd.

That is all.

[saxo_vtr_1994]

I love this lol
Of all things to use a woodsaw, cheers for the laughs tho lol.

[Moke]

OP is a thick cunt x

[K17NEY]

as i said before i ddnt have the tool so improvised, rather light a mechanic improvising, at the end of the day you can cut wood with a tennon saw, and a wood saw vica versa... it went through and i completed the job, anyway could slip with a tennon saw and do th same thing, at the end of the day i posted here for help not abuse, you lot think i dont know what a woodsaws for, facking hell

1. A tenon saw "is" a wood saw you daft cunt

2. You just totally fucked up your saw

3. Did it actually cut the metal?

4. Your paintwork was already pretty fucked before you tried to cut a tenon into it by the looks of it.

[Willvtr]

1. A tenon saw "is" a wood saw you daft cunt

2. You just totally fucked up your saw

3. Did it actually cut the metal?

4. Your paintwork was already pretty fucked before you tried to cut a tenon into it by the looks of it.



booots perfect its the camera, its all fixed now... sanded. and two coats and lacquer is all that was needed... to much of an easy fix.. might do it again for a laugh, and mate... everyone makes mistakes. it worked.. all that matters tbh. ciaooooooooooo

[Tontsy]

i used a saw to cut my wiper off...

yeah.

[K17NEY]

booots perfect its the camera, its all fixed now... sanded. and two coats and lacquer is all that was needed... to much of an easy fix.. might do it again for a laugh, and mate... everyone makes mistakes. it worked.. all that matters tbh. ciaooooooooooo

Your grammar is worse than your carpentry.

[Tontsy]

Your grammar is worse than your carpentry.

you what . . . gobby little shit.

[Willvtr]

Your grammar is worse than your carpentry.

Your Banter's worse than your barnet.

[Moke]

Your Banter's worse than your barnet.

Really any need for the capital B?

[Willvtr]

Really any need for the capital B?

stop being a virgg

[huricane]

Qwaliteeeeeee!

[Gareth_R]

Best thread I've seen in a while, some brilliant replies in here

[Quick]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LxYDS1prwJ8/Tbau1LPU63I/AAAAAAAABBI/9PmbyrNZ-Vc/s1600/bush-fail.jpg

[Bound]

You guys joke but I can imagine myself doing exactly this.

[K17NEY]

Really any need for the capital B?

Typo! Cunt.

[Jaytee]

Almost as good as the guy who put 2 induction kits on hos 106

[NICK2506]

i always have 1cm gash in my boot. innocent, young and tight. thats why i hide them in my boot.

[timmythechef]

Thaks for that bump there, missed this thread, theres more brain cells in my left nipple.

[Steffrallye]

how did i miss this, quality

[holdawayt]

Any more adventures of the daft cunt kind recently OP?

Tried to stir your coffee with a spatula? Tried to cut wood with a butter knife?

[Moke]

stop being a virgg

You live in Cleethorpes.

That is all.

Typo! Cunt.

Fuck you, prick!

[saxo-parts]

should have saved the energy and borrowed my chainsaw

[stevo67]

Makes me wonder if some people actually went to school,& did woodwork/metalwork classes lol.

[djt-1992]

Makes me wonder if some people actually went to school,& did woodwork/metalwork classes lol.

finished school 3 years ago and in the 5 years i was there we only did wood work there was no metal work classses

[stevo67]

finished school 3 years ago and in the 5 years i was there we only did wood work there was no metal work classses

That`s a pity I enjoyed metal work,it`s useful to learn both.:drink:

[Low-n-Saxslow]

This thread is ridiculous, almost feel sorry for the poor chap now.

Atleast i no what to read next time i want to fall into a comber!

:bored:

[holdawayt]

Coma..

[TupperZ]

live and learn by mistakes n all that... this did bring a tear to my eye laughing though

[Low-n-Saxslow]

coma..



:( why didnt i stay in school!!!

[Moke]

This thread is ridiculous, almost feel sorry for the poor chap now.

Atleast i no what to read next time i want to fall into a comber!

:bored:

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/de/denman-professional-afro-comb-for-curly-afro-or.jpg

[geraintthomas]

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/de/denman-professional-afro-comb-for-curly-afro-or.jpg

I fell into one of those.

[Paul]

I think this threads last long enough.

...No i'm not deleting it :A: