Rosey has learned a lesson 2night.....

[DarylVTR]

He picked up 5 girls who were randomly walking the streets after they shouted oi oi at him.....

I met up with him 30mins later and they jumped in my car pissed out their heads, they were well up for it but were classic foul mouthed pompey sluts lol

..... 1 passed out due to too much :drink:, 1 had a fight with a bloke and 2 got in a random blokes car and drove off! I cant believe it!

Soon as this girl passed out her 'mates' just went off with complete strangers parked up! We could have been anyone! stupid girls luckily for them when her mate passed out they realised how stupid they were being and we safely retured them home! We gave them a lecture about some mates they are leaving you when ur in that state and dropped them to their door.


Girls do themselves no favours sometimes do they!

[dannyjay]

Lock your doors next time. :Y:

[DarylVTR]

i literally parked up and my door was pritty much opened before i stopped and they piled in couldnt believe it,

Colin (Rosey) was saying lets just drive off but they left their bags in his car so but we did it anyway and hes gained a bag full of booze! lol

1 had a skirt so short it looked like a belt, all were refearing to sexual activities and 1 was a total and utter chav (tracksuit, pompey shirt, gold hoop earrings). They were offering it on a plate literally .......

Problem is colin is a dad..... and im not single so had none of it lol

[SteVTR]

turn the music up louder and drive on it'll save you alot of hassle

[and123rew]

want be more careful next time they could have :barf: if they were tha steaming!

and that wouldnt been good to clean up especially in your car!

[Amiee]

lol... classic hun

[DarylVTR]

lol i know thats y none of em came in with me for a journey, i just sat in my car like..... i bet these girls are pupils at my school i could get sacked for this LOL

[and123rew]

lol i know thats y none of em came in with me for a journey, i just sat in my car like..... i bet these girls are pupils at my school i could get sacked for this LOL


just "deny it all" lol

[Mitchell]

were they stunners? would u of humped any if u were single?

[DarylVTR]

2 were all good, 2 were chavs ,


if i was single then maybe but only with 2 and i prob wouldnt as im not really like that. Its just aids waiting to happen

[beastgtir]

true!

dont pick up strangers. you never know, they might be high class thiefs (targeting modified saxo cars only)

[DarylVTR]

these girls werent capable of standing let alone thieving mate lol

under educated chavs lol

[beastgtir]

these girls werent capable of standing let alone thieving mate lol

under educated chavs lol

i can see why they targeted your car.

must have thought it was a corsa or punto... damn chavs!

[DarylVTR]

lol does my saxo look like a punto or a corsa? i hope not......... lol

[beastgtir]

lol does my saxo look like a punto or a corsa? i hope not......... lol

its 3 door...

damn chavs cant tell the difference.

[DarylVTR]

they fuckin love the saxos thou! colins was stupidly low with 5 girls in plus him lol not that is sat high when hes own his own lowered 75mm at the back!!!

[beastgtir]

wouldnt risk the points or the fine for having 5 people in your car.
police will do you for anything these days!

damn right the women love saxo's ....

[jonnosaxo87]

damn right the women love saxo's ....


I wouldn't say WOMEN love Saxo's, more 'girls':

[beastgtir]

I wouldn't say WOMEN love Saxo's, more 'girls':

not long though till the muff becomes rough n tough....

[Amiee]

not long though till the muff becomes rough n tough....

wow you have got a way with words...

[beastgtir]

wow you have got a way with words...

been told ive got a way with women but cant seem to get MY way with you... :oops:

[jonnosaxo87]

Haha, what a classy guy!

[beastgtir]

Haha, what a classy guy!

:cool: think i should be recognised on sax-p... maybe get a badge next to my user name.. ;)

[jonnosaxo87]

see, if i knew what that meant i could decide if i agree with you or not. However, i've been away for a bit and this is the first time i've used the new look site so therefore i don't have a fucking clue what you're on about!

[beastgtir]

see, if i knew what that meant i could decide if i agree with you or not. However, i've been away for a bit and this is the first time i've used the new look site so therefore i don't have a fucking clue what you're on about!

look on the left where it says jonnosaxo87.

under it there is usally a comment 'infrequent poster'
should write something different for each user...

[jonnosaxo87]

i get you, like a custom title you mean?

[beastgtir]

i get you, like a custom title you mean?
:hug: (meant to be a clap)

yep, a custom title would be good rather then the generic ones.

[rosey]

is was great lol, they just jumped in my car then started lessing off in the back. i wasnt watching honest. lol classic pompey slappers though i think. as daryl said 2 were not bad looking, and all were up for it. but they were to pissed, wouldnt wanna do anything when they like that..............next thing you would be accused of rape or something

[rosey]

car looked wicked tho lol

[DarylVTR]

lol it looked about 110mm on the rear with all those girls in lol

[rosey]

lol loving it

[Yates]

shud of gone thru them all, i would of had a go

[rosey]

shud of gone thru them all, i would of had a go

i was very tempted but i mean they couldnt even stand properly. one passed out and had a fit:sad:

then they would have prob screamed rape.............

next time;)

[Yates]

if she had passed out how could she scream rape?! go thru them all, police wont believe you could of raped 4 birds one after another!!

[rosey]

if she had passed out how could she scream rape?! go thru them all, police wont believe you could of raped 4 birds one after another!!

lol to true mate.

theres always next time, im sure they will phone me, they ALL got my number. lol

[DarylVTR]

lol oh god did they colin?

[VTaaRon]

i say next time pimp them out to people!!! cover petrol money atleast!

[S9_DAN]

sound really classy slags to be honest lol!

should of tapped them though !

[DarylVTR]

LOL

HIV on a stick m8

[rosey]

i say next time pimp them out to people!!! cover petrol money atleast!

oh they paid petrol lol. yea they were real classy. but there was one there was gonna poke but she had a fit and passed out, lol. just my effect on girls i suppose:cool:

yea daryl they all got my number..... uh oh:shock:

[DarylVTR]

shittttt m8

[Amiee]

haha whats he doing giving it out in the first place :P

[jonny21saxo]

shame u wernt single mate, you could of had a bit of a wild nite with them lol.

[DarylVTR]

lol jonny!!!!! how are you buddy long time no see

[rosey]

i would have anyway just they were so pissed didnt wann risk it!!!

i didnt give them my number, i sent one a txt and she gave it to all rest

[Amiee]

oooh kk then

[DarylVTR]

lol hes a dirty dad

[Amiee]

lol daryl..

[rosey]

lol hes a dirty dad

love it thats a nice new nickname- DoubleDee (Dirty Dad) lol

[DarylVTR]

lol its a new 1 alright but i prefered calling you 'Wanker'










LOL joke - be4 any1 says anything we are good mates LOL

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

daryl he dont even like u LOL

[rosey]

LOL daryl do some work. she just txt me asking if i wanna go out again tonight with them all down the beach for some fun!!! lol

[DarylVTR]

lol oh god hope you said no ta - i got 1 baby daughter i dont need another lol

[rosey]

dane mate how are ya? you shoulda been there buddy it was amazing, lol well unbelievable.

[rosey]

lol said i dunno yet i will see how i feel, lol. she just txt back 'dont you wanna have some fun with us then?'

[Yates]

strap it up before you slap it up

[DarylVTR]

lol


ohhhh dear u gonna colin?

[rosey]

i just said dunno i in a relationship.....

ok this is class she txt 'you can put it anywhere, my mates said the same'

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

im good mate, waiting to get my car back from the garage, been stuck in side for about 4 days!!!!
Sound like they might be dirt bags mate, but who gives a fuck LOL

[DarylVTR]

PMSL mate, i know ur tempted....

........which 1 is txting u....


do they still think ur name is Dave?!?!??! PMSL

[rosey]

the one that was quiet, the one that had a fit!!! lol

the nice fit one.

whats up with car dane?

[DarylVTR]

lol cool

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

power steering mate, the garage are working on replacing the part as we talk LOL
It better be done tonight!
Hows u colin mate?

[saunders]

Don't try and change the subject lol

[DarylVTR]

lol .....

this thread is about lesbein prostitues LOl

[DarylVTR]

we shouldget them to pose on our cars colin and post the pictures on sax-p LOL

[rosey]

yea definatly, she just said she would be up for that. lol.

i good dane, had a bit of bad news about my grandad last night when i got in (dont look good) but apart from that im ok cheers.

daryle mate......... the chav likes you

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

unlucky daryl!!!!!!

[DarylVTR]

no colin shut up. lol - What did she say :(

[rosey]

lol, she said 'my mate thinks your mates fit' i said which one. she said 'the one with the pompey top'

mate dont annoy her, she'll beat you up

lol

[DarylVTR]

im scared :( LOL dude u have made me feel quite ill , i hope ur joking

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

not hard though is it colin LOL

[Amiee]

you will soon have your own fan club daryl..

[rosey]

lol bitch fight.

im serious daryl. lol

dane this bird was beating up a bloke on the hill last night, she well hard mush!!!lol

[DarylVTR]

and i can vouch for that she wasnt holding back! FUCKIN COMMON AS MUCK, YOU COULD PLAY HOOP-LA WITH HER EARRINGS......

lol its not like colin would have said yer daryl the fit 1 fancies u is it LOL he wants to keep them for himself thats what it is

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

i would stay away daryl LOL
She sounds a bit scary and more like a man than a bird!

[DarylVTR]

you will soon have your own fan club daryl..


1 day my young apprentise

[DarylVTR]

i would stay away daryl LOL
She sounds a bit scary and more like a man than a bird!

thats because she probably is.......... :homo: :kiss:

[beastgtir]

scary women...

defo high class saxo theifs...

just want you at the beach so they can nick your motors!

[rosey]

im sure i saw a bulge down there, lol.

yea i gonna have the fit one lol.

mate i think you could have had any of them last night anyways

[rosey]

scary women...

defo high class saxo theifs...

just want you at the beach so they can nick your motors!


yea all smells abit fishy to me,
and im miles away from them at work.;)

lol

[Amiee]

1 day my young apprentise

confused.....

[beastgtir]

yea all smells abit fishy to me,
and im miles away from them at work.;)

lol

nice cars like yours and daryl...
think they might be stalking you... you havent got a sax-p sticker have you? they might be reading up, here on sax-p... :shock:

[Danes_SaxoVTR]

yea all smells abit fishy to me,
and im miles away from them at work.;)

lol

haha they that bad LOL

[rosey]

nice cars like yours and daryl...
think they might be stalking you... you havent got a sax-p sticker have you? they might be reading up, here on sax-p... :shock:

erm doubt they would have noticed the stickers mate. lol

[DarylVTR]

mate these girls are harmless trust me.

But yer i know prob could have colin thats because im a stud lol




..... joke

[Yates]

im sorry but if 4 birds were wanting a bit of fun, i know fine well what i would be doing, as long as there legal then thats fine...

[DarylVTR]

even if you werent single and one of us having a baby daughter? lol (not me)

[Yates]

yes of course... 4 birds all wanting it, gf or not gf they would be gettin it...

even if i had a daughter, its not as if i would have the kid in the car and in the front seats whilst going for it is it....

[DarylVTR]

lol no true

[beastgtir]

difficult enough trying it with one in the car, damn vtr seats dont recline fully! gotta be double jointed to have some half decent fun..

[Yates]

get them over the bonnet...

or que outside

[beastgtir]

get them over the bonnet...

or que outside

yeh keep the engine running and slap them onto the bonnet. warm their bum cheeks up while you do your business..

[rosey]

lol you all reading my mind. lol

just didnt wanna do nout last night where they were all so pissed.

but today they all still wanting it- and are all sober, and legal.

so bring them on

[yorkie]

lads stop messing around and get them seen too..........

you two lucky it never happens here!!!
northerns are classy you see!!! hehe

[beastgtir]

lol you all reading my mind. lol

just didnt wanna do nout last night where they were all so pissed.

but today they all still wanting it- and are all sober, and legal.

so bring them on

this time you might have to get your beer goggles on though mate!

[rosey]

pompey the bird are all gagging for it, as long as you got a nice car!!

[saunders]

wait n til you see them with the face pack off, ul shit urself n run!! lol

[infamousaidy]

this is great, but sometimes i'm glad of central locking, and most people cant clamber into my car when their sober let alone pissed

[rosey]

to be fair last night it didnt look like they were wearing much make-up

[yorkie]

to be fair last night it didnt look like they were wearing much make-up

you in love???

[rosey]

with who?? lol i love my sax does that count.

[Yates]

mite have to take my car down south when i start the navy, id take them birds off your hand, who cares if 2 are ugly, get them all done

[rosey]

lol mate you wouldnt need to take these, you got a saxo thats all you need.

[saunders]

Lets get this straight:
1) you got 4 birds gagging for it and they were drunk
2) There now not drunk n still gaggin for it
3) At least one of them looks hot


ohhh...thats right
and finally 4) Your gay
























Only jokin of course....unless u r?

[Yates]

hahaha thats class Saunders, I always wondered about Daryl, maybe they are lovers?

[rosey]

no mate im not, i said i going for it. i at work at the moment so cant do nothing at the moment.

[saunders]

where did you guys go afta u dropped them off? ;)

Edit: Ok fair enough

[Robb]

Lol sounds like an eventful evening....

2 of my mates used to live down in Pompey cause they played football for them, they always used to talk about the Pompey slags, some of the storys would make you gag...

[saunders]

yea i would do some screenin b4 they get hold of u. You neva know one of them mite be hidin a beard!

[Yates]

i cant wait to be based down there lol!

[DarylVTR]

Lets get this straight:
1) you got 4 birds gagging for it and they were drunk
2) There now not drunk n still gaggin for it
3) At least one of them looks hot


ohhh...thats right
and finally 4) Your gay

Only jokin of course....unless u r?

Haha no i am not gay.......

[S34MER]

He picked up 5 girls who were randomly walking the streets after they shouted oi oi at him.....
what happened to the 5th girl......... did she vanish or did you just imagine her?????

[S34MER]

He picked up 5 girls who were randomly walking the streets after they shouted oi oi at him.....

what happened to the 5th girl......... did she vanish or did you just imagine her?????

..... 1 passed out due to too much :drink:, 1 had a fight with a bloke and 2 got in a random blokes car and drove off! I cant believe it!

[DarylVTR]

lol she just vanished fuck knows mate ... like i said they justr buggered off with any bloke they saw