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Tontsy
29th September 2011, 19:55
i opened a beer at 18:20 . . . and havnt touched it since.

am i the only 21 year old that either doesnt drink, or takes hours to drink a pint!

so, how often do you drink?

Lewis
29th September 2011, 19:58
Tbh I'm more of a Binge drinker, don't drink for a week the go ape shit on the weekend. Pints go down quick really

K17NEY
29th September 2011, 20:00
3 or 4 nights a week. I smashed £100 Saturday night, wasn't best impressed when I checked my account Sunday.

wassy78
29th September 2011, 20:00
No I'm the same . But different when I'm out . But that's not very often

Saxologist
29th September 2011, 20:01
I'm 21, takes me ages to drink a beer, I currently don't have any in the house either :/

smiith
29th September 2011, 20:02
Used to be usually every other saturday night, but this summer, i seem to have found me and a few of my close mates go to a pub up the road, sit in the beer garden, and have 2 or 3 pints over a few hours, about twice a week.. Then usually get lairy on a saturday night...

smiith
29th September 2011, 20:06
Infact, i have been today.. paddled in the sea along the beach, met them there, had 3 double vodkas while the sun set, then a double chicken burger with doner meat on the way home... was pretty epic

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 20:06
You live in Plymouth, this is late you you people. ;)

Rogue_Shadow
29th September 2011, 20:13
I drink when I'm out with mates and have the next day off
Social events only really I guess :)

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 20:15
I'm a proper binge drinker, and I know from random blood tests my kidneys have already taken a hit from it :(

Prickle
29th September 2011, 20:17
usually every friday. :homme:

NickJ
29th September 2011, 20:20
I haven't had an alcoholic drink since last November, and I'm not gay either

K17NEY
29th September 2011, 20:23
I haven't had an alcoholic drink since last November, and I'm not gay either

Really? Because i read your post and thought "gay as fuck"! ;)

rick_VTR
29th September 2011, 20:23
usually drink randomly during the week.

finish work some days, go back to the block and shower etc.

then a load of lads will pile in my room and tell me were going down town.

so thats it, you cant say no or you just get pinned down and covered in willy and ball sacks till you give in and agree to go.

i just say yes ok straight away now...

and usually every other saturday when i go home to see the mrs/family i will go out :y:

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 20:25
usually drink randomly during the week.

finish work some days, go back to the block and shower etc.

then a load of lads will pile in my room and tell me were going down town.

so thats it, you cant say no or you just get pinned down and covered in willy and ball sacks till you give in and agree to go.

i just say yes ok straight away now...

and usually every other saturday when i go home to see the mrs/family i will go out :y:


You and your friends sound gay as fuck..

rick_VTR
29th September 2011, 20:27
thats the army mate.
its even worse in germany.

ive never been posted over there but a lad i work with has just come back from there and he has some stories youd probably think arent even true.

* and its not gay if you leave the door open ;)

0rang3peel
29th September 2011, 20:27
I drink every day about a 4 pack a night or a bottle of wine instead I would drink more but I can't afford it :(

Saxotim
29th September 2011, 20:32
got some kopparberg on the go right now. usually just drink when i fancy it tbh.

NickJ
29th September 2011, 20:33
Really? Because i read your post and thought "gay as fuck"! ;)

Seriously I'm not queer, please stop with the private messages, I'm not interested :homme:

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:34
Seriously I'm not queer, please stop with the private messages, I'm not interested :homme:

no pm, maybe txt ? . . . sext ?

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 20:35
thats the army mate.
its even worse in germany.

ive never been posted over there but a lad i work with has just come back from there and he has some stories youd probably think arent even true.

* and its not gay if you leave the door open ;)

Is it full metal jacket style where you have a massive room full of bunkbeds??

I drink every about a 4 pack a night or a bottle of wine instead I would drink more but I can't afford it :(

Wine?? You fucking faggot..

NickJ
29th September 2011, 20:37
no pm, maybe txt ? . . . sext ?

txt is ok, as long as there are no wude words

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 20:37
STOP maKING POSTS YOU BASTARD!

I'm sorry thirteen?

Rudpud
29th September 2011, 20:37
I take ages to drink pints, dont drink them often at all but spirits go down alot quicker and taste alot nicer.

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:38
I'm sorry thirteen?

im sorry 100 and something!

Dolly
29th September 2011, 20:40
I don't drink.

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 20:42
Double vodka coke and a shot of vodka.


Thats how I roll kids..

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:43
although i drink about 6 litres of water a day . . . and tahts just at work.

Ashleyp
29th September 2011, 20:45
I drink too much at uni. like 3 - 6 cans on a night when not going out. and thats virtually every night.

at home, i never drink really.

depends what / where you drink too. drinking in england always ends in a hangover / feeling bloated. i've never once felt like that abroad.

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 20:45
I'm going to laugh if you get your posts deleted for spamming..

*evil laugh

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:45
I'm going to laugh if you get your posts deleted for spamming..

*evil laugh

atleast i wont have lost the game.

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 20:49
I'm going to laugh if you get your posts deleted for spamming..

*evil laugh

I won't, And if it happens I will blame you for jinxing me so I will find you and I will hench you with my mullet..

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:49
I won't, And if it happens I will blame you for jinxing me so I will find you and I will hench you with my mullet..

why the fuck didnt i think of that . . .

you are TOO good. srs.

rick_VTR
29th September 2011, 20:50
Is it full metal jacket style where you have a massive room full of bunkbeds??


Wine?? You fucking faggot..



no its not haha.
we have our own individual rooms, with double beds internet and sky etc.

can pretty much do what you want to your room tho aslong as you dont knock walls down.

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 20:52
it has jinxed you.. So, in the style of Joe Swanson...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/d/d6/Joe.JPG

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:54
are you actually that gay you had to tell on us ?

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 20:55
are you actually that gay you had to tell on us ?

Haven't thought of that yet. Hmmm... ;)

Gibbo-Vtr
29th September 2011, 20:56
Pints go down a treat for me, I crave Stella.
Also whiskey is my number 1 weakness i just can't get enough of it, bottles will be drank weekly for me.

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:56
fullblown cutie :sweetheart:

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 20:58
no its not haha.
we have our own individual rooms, with double beds internet and sky etc.

can pretty much do what you want to your room tho aslong as you dont knock walls down.

So your basically in the same position as someone in prison apart from your aloud guns?

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 20:58
fullblown cutie :sweetheart:

Your determination is rather special.

I think I just chortled. ;)

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:58
So your basically in the same position as someone in prison apart from your aloud guns?

dont post for another 10 please ?

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 20:59
Your determination is rather special.

I think I just chortled. ;)

i know, people love me for my determination!

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 21:00
Pints go down a treat for me, I crave Stella.
Also whiskey is my number 1 weakness i just can't get enough of it, bottles will be drank weekly for me.

Are you my alter ego?

I'm

Good looking
Muscular
Hate stella
Hate wiskey

You

Arnt
Arnt
Like wiskey
Like Stella??

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:01
shh, bananaman, J2222222222JRAJRJRARA is on the prowl . . . stealth posts are now required.

L33h
29th September 2011, 21:01
i drink nearly every night. most of the time its only 1 or 2 cans tho supprised im not fat tbh

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:02
do some pople not feel like its a waste of money drinking soo much ?

rick_VTR
29th September 2011, 21:02
So your basically in the same position as someone in prison apart from your aloud guns?

hardly lol.

work during the day.
then do what ever i want.

my parents and my girlfriend only live an hour from my barracks so i could live there and travel in everyday if i wanted but i cba with the travelling.

+ its more fun living in the block. nice to get away from the mrs :homme:

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 21:03
do some pople not feel like its a waste of money drinking soo much ?

It's only a waste when you chuck it all up..

L33h
29th September 2011, 21:07
do some pople not feel like its a waste of money drinking soo much ?

i started drinking more when i stopped smoking weed everyday

so its either weed or drink :wacko:

sad i know haha

Ashleyp
29th September 2011, 21:07
do some pople not feel like its a waste of money drinking soo much ?

yeah.

and it makes you put on weight too

Rudpud
29th September 2011, 21:10
yeah.

and it makes you put on weight too

Not me is doesn't

tobomoto
29th September 2011, 21:11
i dont really drink much at home, maybe 4 beers a week or so. i had to stop drinking for 9 months- was told to or id die :panic:

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:11
im a scrawny fuck...i should drink more then ?

Ashleyp
29th September 2011, 21:11
Not me is doesn't

you obv don't drink much.

Gibbo-Vtr
29th September 2011, 21:12
Are you my alter ego?

I'm

Good looking
Muscular
Hate stella
Hate wiskey

You

Arnt
Arnt
Like wiskey
Like Stella??


My turn..

Me;

Very good looking
Very muscular as i'm apart of NABBA
Like Stella
Love Whiskey


You;

Look like Rooney compared to what i look like.
Look like porky pig compared to what i look like.
Fag for not drinking Stella.
Even bigger fag for not liking a proper mans drink, Whiskey.

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 21:13
im a scrawny fuck...i should drink more then ?

It's a sign you don't drink enough

MiniGibbo
29th September 2011, 21:13
Lol ive seen more meat on a chicken wing :homme:

Rudpud
29th September 2011, 21:14
you obv don't drink much.

Will happily drink more than my own weight once a week...

My job tends to keep me thin and fit but im not exactly built huge.

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:14
It's a sign you don't drink enough

Lol ive seen more meat on a chicken wing :homme:

im going to the shop to get a crate . . . or two.

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:15
knowing my luck though, id neck 2 pints and pass straight out!

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 21:15
knowing my luck though, id neck 2 pints and pass straight out!

Light weight.. :homme:

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:16
Light weight.. :homme:

worrying thing is, im not joking either :(

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 21:16
worrying thing is, im not joking either :(

Aww. At least you're cheep on a night out.

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:17
Aww. At least you're Cheap on a night out.

;)

YARP :D and easy too...

Heftydanielson
29th September 2011, 21:19
;)

YARP :D and easy too...

Well then... Come here pretty boi..

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:19
Well then... Come here pretty boi..

hehe you said come . . .

saxorino
29th September 2011, 21:24
I dont drink full stop. think i got drunk once about 8 years ago, and IF i do have a drink it would be an alco-pop. very very rare i have an alcoholic drink.

L33h
29th September 2011, 21:33
I dont drink full stop. think i got drunk once about 8 years ago, and IF i do have a drink it would be an alco-pop. very very rare i have an alcoholic drink.

boringgggggggggggg

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

Mr_P
29th September 2011, 21:34
Where to start.

Have my cuppa tea as soon as I get up.
Then a Stella with my cereal, fag, brush teeth, rinse with another Stella.
Off to work, Hold outs until lunch for another Stella.
Make it to four then call in pub for a quick stellas.
Fogrets where I parked the cars so has more shtella.
Mishes comes and gets me at 7. Or maybe 11, I often forgetshd and she always shays ow shexy I looks and wands my penish.
And befores beds I brushes my teeth and rinshes with shtella or some shit, anthings by then! Don't gives a fuck.

Bed and repeats!:drink:

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:35
boringgggggggggggg

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

big respect to him tbf!

i didnt drink for like 2 years . . .then bumped into a mate and got wankered.

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:35
it was enough to ruin me for about a month! lol

Dolly
29th September 2011, 21:40
I dont drink full stop. think i got drunk once about 8 years ago, and IF i do have a drink it would be an alco-pop. very very rare i have an alcoholic drink.

Good man :y:

L33h
29th September 2011, 21:41
big respect to him tbf!

i didnt drink for like 2 years . . .then bumped into a mate and got wankered.

tbh.... working 7/8 day shifts all the time... i need something to look foward to. I like goin out with a few mates for a couple when im off. even if its just a few. if i didnt drink atall i think id get bored outa my head. theres only so much work i can do on the cars etc.

Tontsy
29th September 2011, 21:42
i touched the Butt!

Harv
29th September 2011, 21:51
I can't actually go out for a few, it always ends a few more and a few more :(. I think I drink way too much - roughly 25-30 pints a week but I can't help it. It's not big and it's not clever and I think I might need to start looking at help soon.

Drinking 16-20 pints on a night out isn't good by any means. I feel like death the morning after and get a terrible sleep due to 'hot burps' constantly burning my throat and making me feel like I'm going to be sick.

It's sad I know but christ I love a good beer or two - but it never stays at that. 2 turns into 4, 4 turns into 8, 8 turns into 12 and so on... I'm not bullshitter neither, I genuinely think I drink way too much, trying to stop myself is a different matter!

L33h
29th September 2011, 21:53
this thread has just made me pop another bottle before i go to bed.

Shame on yous!

vts-dave
29th September 2011, 21:56
well i actualy live in a pub that mum and dad run and i dont drink at all havent touched a drink for about 3 and a half years now!

haz_pro
30th September 2011, 06:41
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu73/haz_pro/36b59922.jpg

Yeah i like beer (even if its shit beer (but cheap..)).

Manu
30th September 2011, 06:42
crapsblerg eww

haz_pro
30th September 2011, 07:07
crapsblerg eww

I know.. i know... it was cheap lol...

saxorino
30th September 2011, 07:37
boringgggggggggggg

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
:hug:
Good man :y:
Thank you:y:
big respect to him tbf!

i didnt drink for like 2 years . . .then bumped into a mate and got wankered.
Lol.

J222JRA
30th September 2011, 07:40
I occasionally have a beer after work......

However when i go out (not very often at the minute) i tend to get shit faced.

Giraffe
30th September 2011, 08:47
If I drink nowadays it's one or two at the most, because I like the drink in question, usually stout or bitter. I don't need to be drunk to have a good time any more... IMO it's a sign of how boring someone really is and how much they aren't who they say they if they change after a drink... if you need a drink to be confident or relax, then something clearly isn't right when you're sober.

Proffitt
30th September 2011, 09:03
Recently ive been having a bottle of beer every night although i dont go out on weekends. Normally, I hardly ever drink :A:

Although, when I do go out I end up getting smashed as I have to have a drink with me at all times and I drink them quickly as it tastes so nice. Double vodka Monster. OR a Double vodka & a Smirnoff Ice together :y:

Dolly
30th September 2011, 09:26
I occasionally have a beer after work......

However when i go out (not very often at the minute) i tend to get shit faced.

Yeah! We know ;)

Tringaling
30th September 2011, 09:31
I dont drink

nicole_
30th September 2011, 09:32
i dont drink, think ive had alcohol like twice in the last two years. always just seems to cause trouble for me lol

Mochachino
30th September 2011, 09:36
I dont drink either, I dont enjoy it as a pub social thing, Id rather a coke.

I hardly go town on the piss, but when I do which is like 3/4 times a year il get drunk on jagabombs and random cocktails. When I was about 17 I used to go town abit, but then one night I had something like 8 sambuca's one after another and got alcohol poisening from it and its put me off anything like that and vodka for life lol

J222JRA
30th September 2011, 09:38
Yeah! We know ;)

LOL You guys need to arrive earlier next time to join in ;)

Tringaling
30th September 2011, 09:45
If and i mean IF i attend Trax next year am i going to discover alcohol poisoning?!

Stissy
30th September 2011, 10:31
during the week after work i'll have a can or two most nights, coming home after work and opening a cold can of beer from the fridge is beautiful, on fridays its a pint afterwork in the pub with the boys, then friday and saturday night i drink every weekend without fail, sometimes its just a few cans with friends or something other times its an 80/100 pound night out, either way, if i dont have to get up in the morning, i'm drinking

hellovts
30th September 2011, 10:36
I can't actually go out for a few, it always ends a few more and a few more :(. I think I drink way too much - roughly 25-30 pints a week but I can't help it. It's not big and it's not clever and I think I might need to start looking at help soon.

Drinking 16-20 pints on a night out isn't good by any means. I feel like death the morning after and get a terrible sleep due to 'hot burps' constantly burning my throat and making me feel like I'm going to be sick.

It's sad I know but christ I love a good beer or two - but it never stays at that. 2 turns into 4, 4 turns into 8, 8 turns into 12 and so on... I'm not bullshitter neither, I genuinely think I drink way too much, trying to stop myself is a different matter!

same here, i always tell myself i can't afford it but somehow i manage to do it

Viper
30th September 2011, 14:07
I rarely drink. I've had a bit more recently but thats still relatively low. I never used to have alcohol in the house but I've got loads at the moment.

Got a box of Rekorderlig last night and I've got shit loads of Desperados!

It will take me ages to go through it all though!

Liamjrhodes
30th September 2011, 14:21
im a student and last week was freshers......need i say more!

but i can take it or leave it, dont make too many special trips to buy it but if im out and that ill buy a crate for the week drink 2/3 a night

jw1325
30th September 2011, 14:22
I rarely drink. I've had a bit more recently but thats still relatively low. I never used to have alcohol in the house but I've got loads at the moment.

Got a box of Rekorderlig last night and I've got shit loads of Desperados!

It will take me ages to go through it all though!

Martin would appreciate the Desperados if you're not having it :y:

Viper
30th September 2011, 14:25
I would appreciate you if he's not having you?

If he lived next door then I would throw a few over for him... Bit far though! Maybe he should try one of the Desperados Red I've got ;)

K17NEY
30th September 2011, 16:25
I would appreciate you if he's not having you?

If he lived next door then I would throw a few over for him... Bit far though! Maybe he should try one of the Desperados Red I've got ;)

You've still got them?

Moke
30th September 2011, 16:57
I sometimes have a couple of beers when I've nothing else to do.

Other than that, the only time I really drink is when I go out to town or what not :y:

rob_s
1st October 2011, 11:58
Don't really last time I had. 'a proper' drink was last summer on an 18:30 in kos

Had a couple at Xmas

One at my mrs 21st.....

Not had a single drop since feb now lol doesn't bother me in the slightest never has done

RichM
1st October 2011, 16:26
I don't drink alcohol.

0rang3peel
1st October 2011, 16:55
Is it full metal jacket style where you have a massive room full of bunkbeds??



Wine?? You fucking faggot..

Just saw this, what is gay about a decent bottle of wine.

I read books aswel... I guess this makes me very gay.

p.s I bet I could drink you under the table and I'm 5.8 and not a fat fuck

bboy90
2nd October 2011, 18:47
im 21 havent had an alchoholic drink since i was 16.

saxorino
2nd October 2011, 18:51
im 21 havent had an alchoholic drink since i was 16.

What was you like before you was 16?

RDKells
3rd October 2011, 21:33
I used to drink everyday, then I got job.

Just saw this, what is gay about a decent bottle of wine.

I read books aswel... I guess this makes me very gay.

p.s I bet I could drink you under the table and I'm 5.8 and not a fat fuck

I read abit too and love a New Zeland sauvignon blanc!

Better get some lube ready ;)

Damask
3rd October 2011, 22:05
when i was at college i was down the pub every lunch, and every weekend id be out somewhere... since getting a job, i hardly went out, when i did i didnt drink because of driving.... so not so much anymore :)

workid1
3rd October 2011, 22:14
i don't drink at all,
makes you need a piss constantly!

Simon0014
3rd October 2011, 22:21
I drink farrr to much at uni and spend far too much money on drink and nights out but....its all part of the uni experience ;)

sam_16v
3rd October 2011, 22:43
i dont drink alcohol hardly ever i go months without a beer..... but after reading this thread im going to open a can up ;)

Heftydanielson
3rd October 2011, 22:46
only drink to make the tears taste less bitter. :'(


Being a student, you just have to drink now and again..

saxo-parts
3rd October 2011, 23:28
i just don't drink alcohol at all