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saxorob2004
26th October 2003, 00:41
Top 12 things Yoda says in the bedroom



01."Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

02"Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

03."Feel the force!"

04."Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

05."Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

06."Do me or do me not - there is no try."

07."Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

08."You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my....."

09."Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

10."When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

11."Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

12."Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
saxostu
26th October 2003, 00:53
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CHR1S
26th October 2003, 01:08
i dont get it <img src= "smileys/ponder.gif"> <img src= "smileys/ponder.gif"> <img src= "smileys/ponder.gif">



I dont watch Star Wars <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">
saxostu
26th October 2003, 01:44
Thats cos your too young Chris!!
saxorob2004
26th October 2003, 02:03
lol oh dear god!! someone put blobs down, its only fair!! lol
saxostu
26th October 2003, 02:06
Pass me the shotgun then Rob!! LMBO! © sax-p!
saxorob2004
26th October 2003, 02:16
gladly!!



*loads, cocks, BANG!!!*





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CHR1S
26th October 2003, 02:18
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saxorob2004
26th October 2003, 02:19
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lol <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">
CHR1S
26th October 2003, 02:23
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saxorob2004
26th October 2003, 02:25
i'll huff... and i'll puff.. and i'll blow your wendy-house down



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saxostu
26th October 2003, 02:35
LMBO! © sax-p!
CHR1S
26th October 2003, 02:43
but my house is made of bricks <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">
saxorob2004
26th October 2003, 02:46
correction...



"i'll huff, and i'll puff... and i'll demolish that house with a 20 ton bulldoser!!!!"



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GreenSaxo
26th October 2003, 17:18
LMBO! © sax-p! blobs u twat!!! LMBO! © sax-p
CHR1S
26th October 2003, 17:39
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