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jay-vtr
9th October 2011, 12:18
Can this really be true?!

Sounds like a lot to me! How often do you guys watch porn?

I only used to watch porn with the ex for ideas, Bit bored of it now, it's all the same

GaryKiddd
9th October 2011, 12:23
What a strange Question; 'How often do you guys watch Porn' lol,

In my eye's there are two groups of people that watch Porn:

-Male Teenagers that don't get enough action
-Single Sado Men that don't get any action

MiniGibbo
9th October 2011, 12:28
Blokes that say the above either have balls the size of raisins and dont understand why they have them.

Or theyre pussy whipped.



Real men watch porn a lot, a real man wants to watch porn while fucking his wife.

Moke
9th October 2011, 12:30
You're talking about rude stuff :(

Go away!

I watch porn quite often tbh... Don't exactly record every time I watch it though.

GolfJay
9th October 2011, 12:36
That can't be right. That means 1 in every 4 hours is spent watching it.

Gabbastard
9th October 2011, 12:40
Lies, damn lies and statistics.

Assume you spend 1/3 of your day sleeping (8hours, duh), that means you spend 1/3 of the year sleeping, so this leaves you awake for 8months. If you watch porn for 3months, thats 3/8 of your time awake spent watching porn. In the remainder 16 hour day, that means watching porn for 6 hours. Unlikely. Youd be jizzing blood after that effort.

alicowmeadow
9th October 2011, 13:14
this is the definition of bull

matt_vtr_15a
9th October 2011, 13:50
6 hours of porn a day that would be, I somehow don't think so... maybe 3 weeks? even that would be 1.4 hours a day which seems excessive...

However, People that say they don't watch porn are liars, I get plenty and watch porn (not everyday but regularly)

Lewis
9th October 2011, 14:31
So much shit, like the guy above said, a whole quarter of your life spent watching porn =/

Ryyy
9th October 2011, 17:35
What a strange Question; 'How often do you guys watch Porn' lol,

In my eye's there are two groups of people that watch Porn:

-Male Teenagers that don't get enough action
-Single Sado Men that don't get any action


Lads that dont watch porn, are....


bent.


Fair doosies if you have a bird it gives you a few lil' ideas here & there but theres nowt wrong with watching porn while single..tis normal..

Dolly
9th October 2011, 17:40
I watch porn 6 hours a day, everyday.

K17NEY
9th October 2011, 17:41
I'll happily admit to watching a fair amount of porn, porn taught me how to make girls quiver!

Dolly
9th October 2011, 17:42
I'll happily admit to watching a fair amount of porn, porn taught me how to make girls quiver!

Prove it.

stupotvtr
9th October 2011, 17:57
Lies, damn lies and statistics.

Assume you spend 1/3 of your day sleeping (8hours, duh), that means you spend 1/3 of the year sleeping, so this leaves you awake for 8months. If you watch porn for 3months, thats 3/8 of your time awake spent watching porn. In the remainder 16 hour day, that means watching porn for 6 hours. Unlikely. Youd be jizzing blood after that effort.

^Exactly you can't argue with maths

JamesR
9th October 2011, 18:01
Sad F*ckers watch 3 months of porn a year**

Normal people have a girlfriend / wife / shag

Lies, damn lies and statistics.

Assume you spend 1/3 of your day sleeping (8hours, duh), that means you spend 1/3 of the year sleeping, so this leaves you awake for 8months. If you watch porn for 3months, thats 3/8 of your time awake spent watching porn. In the remainder 16 hour day, that means watching porn for 6 hours. Unlikely. Youd be jizzing blood after that effort.


Quality :D

MiniGibbo
9th October 2011, 18:40
Sad F*ckers watch 3 months of porn a year**

Normal people have a girlfriend / wife / shag


You must have a very low level of testosterone if snagging the mrs once in a while leaves you not wanting more.. I could literally hang out a bird all day long and I'd still be wondering what the newest upload on pornhub is..

It's another reason why I don't do test boosters as i literally wouldn't be safe left alone in a room with some random bird I'd have to ruin her while balancing my iPhone on her back playing "horny council slut wifes three"..

Peter_D
9th October 2011, 19:01
Maybe it means 3 months of porn in their lifetime? That as an average figure would probably be about right

e8_pqck
9th October 2011, 19:02
I only used to watch porn with the ex for ideas, Bit bored of it now, it's all the same

this says to me "i watch porn but dont want to admit it incase i sound like im fucked up"

you are fucked, we all are, just admit it, man up.

e8_pqck
9th October 2011, 19:04
Maybe it means 3 months of porn in their lifetime? That as an average figure would probably be about right

correct:

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/866622-men-spend-three-months-of-their-lives-watching-porn

OP = FAIL

though i dont know how they conclude that seeing as we haven't had internet for a lifetime yet.. i have prob done 3 months already..

Manu
9th October 2011, 19:05
yes I definitly spend 25% of my time watching porn.


OP = FAIL



QFT

RDKells
10th October 2011, 19:28
I film myself wanking, then watch that.

Does that count?

Tontsy
10th October 2011, 19:30
I film myself wanking, then watch that.

Does that count?

no.
when someone else watches it, that counts.

but im sure they dont.