Making a balls up of your hand

[JoeHindle]

Well not been home from the hospital long, and been given the all clear on my knackered knuckle :y:

To cut a long story short, I was pissing around with my mates, one of them hit me (banter) so I went for him in return, missed and smashed a bus stop :homme: as a result I shifted the knuckle and shattered the bone behind it. :fcuk:
I had to cancel my driving test, and my first day at a new job :panic:.

That was 3 weeks ago and they've managed to move the knuckle using a cast and a strap thing. I now have a large lump on the outside edge of my left hand. The doctor reckons 3 weeks and it'll be completely healed no future issues, I just struggle making a fist now.


pics shortly


inb4 Brool Cory Sto

etc etc etc

EDIT: Anyone done anything similar with pics to prove of course.

[J222JRA]

I fractured 3 knuckles a while back...havent been able to straighten my fingers since.

Drunken rage ftl.

[JoeHindle]

I fractured 3 knuckles a while back...havent been able to straighten my fingers since.

Drunken rage ftl.

Was this when you lost your chip at Trax? :oops: :homme:

[MiniGibbo]

Hows the bus stop? did he press charges??

[JoeHindle]

Hows the bus stop? did he press charges??

It's fine, there's a dint in the frame work and no :boxing:

[J222JRA]

Was this when you lost your chip at Trax? :oops: :homme:

I wasnt drunk at Trax...just a little jolly.

Were you there?? Which one were you??

[JoeHindle]

I wasnt drunk at Trax...just a little jolly.

Were you there?? Which one were you??

I wasn't there :'( but I've heard the stories :fcuk:

[J222JRA]

Theyre all lies.

[Juggyluggs]

james where is your chip in your chip hahahaha


and Joe you twat poor bus stop he was only there doing it's job

[JoeHindle]

Theyre all lies.

Lol also seen piktors, cameras never lie :geek::panic:

[JoeHindle]

james where is your chip in your chip hahahaha


and Joe you twat poor bus stop he was only there doing it's job

Shhh juggy haha go back to nursing your fucked beam :luff:

[Juggyluggs]

Shhh juggy haha go back to nursing your fucked beam :luff:

I luff my fucked beam gets the car some negative attention lmao!!! :panic:

[JoeHindle]

I luff my fucked beam gets the car some negative attention lmao!!! :panic:

But it doesn't fit in on the JDM or Drift scenes does it....:n:

[Juggyluggs]

But it doesn't fit in on the JDM or Drift scenes does it....:n:

No it's the Juggys Duff Motor see what i did there haha

[Bound]

Pics..

[Moke]

I fractured 3 knuckles a while back...havent been able to straighten my fingers since.

Drunken rage ftl.

Drunken rages FTW! :D

[Heftydanielson]

I've lost half my finger if that counts as similar?

[Ryan]

thankfully never mashed my hands too badly.

Just the odd dislocated finger playing football, and a mildly broken bone for punching our right back in the head..

[Moke]

I once got drunk at a party and ended up punching a tiled kitchen wall.

My knuckle moved out of place and swelled up.. It bloody hurt!

[sarajayne22]

Ages ago I had a horse stand on my hand when I fell off showjumping... Bent my little finger!!!!!

[Boothy_UK]

did the same 3 weeks ago, my hand is deformed! its my right one aswell! gutted

[Juggyluggs]

I once got drunk at a party and ended up punching a tiled kitchen wall.

My knuckle moved out of place and swelled up.. It bloody hurt!

Cool Story Bro!!

[MiniGibbo]

I once got drunk at a party and ended up punching a tiled kitchen wall.

My knuckle moved out of place and swelled up.. It bloody hurt!

I guess the wall won then Moke?

You cant even beat up an innatimate object that cant fight back :homme:

[Moke]

I guess the wall won then Moke?

You cant even beat up an innatimate object that cant fight back :homme:

Come back when you can spell........

[MiniGibbo]

come back when you can spell........

fuck you.

[D--R--E--W]

I once got drunk at a party and ended up punching a tiled kitchen wall.

My knuckle moved out of place and swelled up.. It bloody hurt!

Should it not be swole?

[Moke]

Should it not be swole?

Either or mate :)

[JoeHindle]

Alteast I'm not the only one :A:

[D--R--E--W]

Dont think so man, it's swole. BOOM!!

[Moke]

Dont think so man, it's swole. BOOM!!

Swelled: Past tense of swell (Verb)
Verb: (esp. of a part of the body) Become larger or rounder in size, typically as a result of an accumulation of fluid.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN! :A:

[Rudpud]

I got angry and punched a filing cabinet once, messed up my hand pretty bad. May have cracked something but at the time didnt care, lots of blood though

My mate had an arguement with his missus about a month before exams, punched solid wall and destroyed his hand, couldnt take the exams lol

[MiniGibbo]

People who punch things when in anger like doors, cuboards etc really make Me laugh..

You don't achieve anything from it apart from looking a twat.

[-shuggles-]

real men punch women.

a'men brother

[e8_pqck]

whats with all this punching stuff?

why do people do that? pissed or not, i just know thats a stupid idea. People only do that becasue they are too scared to hit someone.

[Moke]

People who punch things when in anger like doors, cuboards etc really make Me laugh..

You don't achieve anything from it apart from looking a twat.

You don't need to punch anything to look like a twat :homme:

Seriously though, sometimes you can't help it and would rather get your anger out ASAP.

Like for example, I got annoyed once and tried challenging some oak furniture... I lost.

[Rudpud]

People who punch things when in anger like doors, cuboards etc really make Me laugh..

You don't achieve anything from it apart from looking a twat.

Vents anger. Works well for me. Its better than the pricks that go out looking for a fight because they're pissed off.

A punch bag is better as it doesnt hurt.

[Rudpud]

whats with all this punching stuff?

why do people do that? pissed or not, i just know thats a stupid idea. People only do that becasue they are too scared to hit someone.

So when the missus pisses you off you punch her square in the nose? You brave man.

If you get angry with someone that you should hit then yes fair enough but as I said before, I hate people that go out looking to fight because someone has annoyed them.

[D--R--E--W]

Moke, it doesn't make sense to me so I am sticking by my original telling off.

[Moke]

I'd much rather do "damage" to something like a wall or door rather than a person.

That moment of rage will soon be over and you'd really regret punching a person. Trust me, I've done it :n:

Moke, it doesn't make sense to me so I am sticking by my original telling off.

You're Scottish, nothing makes sense to you.

[D--R--E--W]

dont make me punch you.
leave my moke alone!

Come find me nig nog :p

[Rudpud]

Come find me nig nog :p

The correct term is honkey.

[D--R--E--W]

Honkey is white... Tontz is a black cunt

[iamryan]

Not my hand but 4 years ago I fell over a 2 ft fence with an 11 or so feet drop on the otherside.

Shattered wrist - 2 operations, screws, 7 casts (screws holding my arm and hand together)
Dislocated elbow
Dislocated shoulder
Whole left side deep tissue bruised

And to top it my mum told me to shut up and stop swearing right after i fell

[Rudpud]

And to top it my mum told me to shut up and stop swearing right after i fell

Did you slap her...?

[iamryan]

Nah was in too much pain

[Ryyy]

I done something similar..basically hit a door, and was in agony for atleast 2 weeks.

Only just cleared up now around 5 weeks after it happened..never went to get it seen to..when I try and make a fist the knuckle doesnt stick out as much as the opposite hand..it feels like a dip in the knuckle instead of feeling 'pointy'.

[D--R--E--W]

awwww, thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Aim to make folk happy bud :y:


Done my hand in getting it caught between 2 swivel open doors, they were fire doors in school and I tried to catch it just before it shut and got my hand trapped. It pushed my pinkie up into my hand causing 6 breaks in my pinkie, knuckle and bone up the side of the hand. I now have a pinkie around a half inch shorter than my other one and it doesn't straighten properly or sit next to my ring finger. :n:

[danny-vts]

years ago i was at a mates house helping him putting his old landrover back together, later that day he had to move his car with car trailer to get landrover out, he told me to get the booster pack off the back of trailer as he started his car.
i grabbed the side of the trailer to reach over and grab booster pack, he thought i said "ok", he drove off and i wasnt quick enough moving my hand away, got it trapped between trailer and house wall, couldnt lift trailer as there was already a car on it, so i told him to keep going forward (yes i was swearing).
eventually got my hand out, skin from my fingers obviously on the wall, blood absolutely everywhere, his dad came out to see what all the swearing was, rushed me into the kitchen to put my hand under the cold water. (it took me about 10 mins to actually have a look at my own hand lol ), his sister came running down the stairs (my gf at the time), she wanted to see my hand, so showed her while i was looking at her, she turned white then threw up . wrapped my hand in about 4 or 5 tea towels, went to A+E, by that time the towels were soaked.
there was a hole in my middle finger (big enough to put a fingertip in), the other 3 fingers were ina very bad way, suprised i didnt lose them. also had to have physio for next 6 months or so, and off work for couple of months :(

[spudders]

got bitten by a staffie last year that ripped tendons and veins out of the back of my left hand and broke 2 bones in 3 places i still cant feel my little finger....
the stupid thig was i was at a dog rescue center and was looking at takin the little fucker home to live with us as you can guess that didnt happen...

[Manu]

Used to do pinball competitions, lost count of how many broken bones.

[Brettles1986]

People who punch things when in anger like doors, cuboards etc really make Me laugh..

You don't achieve anything from it apart from looking a twat.

Im not a violent person but a bad beat on FIFA usually ends up with my punching something or throwing the controller at a wall.

[dave_1]

My little fingure nail is hanging off if that counts, Ive learn now that stamping on something is a lot better than punching something it wont hurt/brake as much and still gets rid of the anger

[Bound]

My little fingure nail is hanging off if that counts, Ive learn now that stamping on something is a lot better than punching something it wont hurt/brake as much and still gets rid of the anger

Unless there's nails under the thing you're stamping on :y:.

I've done that before :/. Didn't stamp on anything, just walking around the yard on one of them "take your kids to work day", my dads a plumber, he actually warned me of this, but it looked totally safe.. And this must of been the only, and the most rotted bit of wood with a rusty screw through it that I stood on in the whole place..

It tickled!