Whilst spooning.....

[holdawayt]

WTF do you do with your spare arm? This morning we both woke up early so had a lovely spoon sesh lie in. I managed to get my right arm underneath her pillow which sort of solved the problem but I wouldn't want to stay like it for long.

Suggestions please. I know many of you haven't had this oppertunity before so keep your eyes on this thread and you might just learn something!


Inb4 cool story bro, needs lowering, euro it etc...

[devilsadvocate]

Every guy has the same problem I think, spooning is ok for a few minutes but I couldn't do it for a long time otherwise it causes a dead arm

[Proffitt]

lol, very true.

I usualy put the spare arm under her pillow which then she shouts get out :n:

[holdawayt]

Aha looks like I'm not alone.

And this is how I shall make my millions. I shall design a bed that has a section cut out just below the pillows. Thus allowing the man arm to rest in the cut out but the mattress takes the weight of the heads. It will save lives, and proffitt won't be told off.

[Gareth_R]

Under her neck - then her head goes on the pillow just above your arm taking most of the head weight, preventing dead arm. Fact

[Jay_]

i try and sort of put it under her neck kinda thing...So then I kinda have both arms round her! I can't remember, its been so long since I've had the privilage of spooning...

But yes the pillow thing is also good, but my arms just can't hack it! :n:

[jw1325]

^^^^ This.

Or man lies on back, and girl lies with her head on his shoulder, spooning into him.

Much comfiness

[holdawayt]

Never thought of making her do the work. Thanks Jen I'll trial this tonight and report back.
Although last time she fell asleep on my chest, one of my nipple hairs went up her nostril and make her sneeze. What a horrible way to wake up.

[AdamB]

^^^^ This.

Or man lies on back, and girl lies with her head on his shoulder, spooning into him.

Much comfiness

This^^^^^^

[Proffitt]

It will save lives, and proffitt won't be told off.

:hug:


^^^^ This.

Or man lies on back, and girl lies with her head on his shoulder, spooning into him.

Much comfiness

This, how could I forget.

Agreed with Jen, this is soo comfy :A:

[jw1325]

It is comfy, untill man starts snoring cause he's on his back, or girl (not me of course cause I'm perfect) starts drooling.

I like lying like this cause I can get my back tickled.

[Proffitt]

It is comfy, untill man starts snoring cause he's on his back, or girl (not me of course cause I'm perfect) starts drooling.

I like lying like this cause I can get my back tickled.

I dont snore, does this mean i'm perfect? :oops:

[Moke]

Under the pillow, under the neck.

Other arm around her body.

:A:

Gah, I miss spooning!

[AdamB]

Is it 'gay' as a male that i look forward to spooning at night

[jw1325]

I dont snore, does this mean i'm perfect? :oops:

Yes :y:

Under the pillow, under the neck.

Other arm around her body.

:A:

Gah, I miss spooning!

I'm yours for £5 an hour.

I'll even let you tickle my back :hug:

[rey]

One arm under my pillow, other arm around the missus.

Bosh.

[holdawayt]

Is it 'gay' as a male that i look forward to spooning at night

Nah I like it too, annoying when their hair gets in your face though.

[Jay_]

shave a patch of her hair off.

[holdawayt]

She would break my legs. Twice, then set the dog on me. Vicious bastard.

[GolfJay]

This is on of life's biggest problems. The amount of times I've woke up thinking "Where's my arm?! I can't feel my arm!" to then slap my girlfriend in the face as a swing it around looking for it.

I always find that if we do manage to fall asleep spooning, we always wake up apart anyway.

[jw1325]

This is on of life's biggest problems. The amount of times I've woke up thinking "Where's my arm?! I can't feel my arm!" to then slap my girlfriend in the face as a swing it around looking for it.

I always find that if we do manage to fall asleep spooning, we always wake up apart anyway.

If I fall asleep spooning, and Martin moves away, I chase him across the bed untill he's about falling off the edge.

Apart from that, when I'm asleep, I don't move - I will wake up in the position I fall asleep in. Martin says its freaky cause it's like I'm dead

[GolfJay]

If I fall asleep spooning, and Martin moves away, I chase him across the bed untill he's about falling off the edge.

Apart from that, when I'm asleep, I don't move - I will wake up in the position I fall asleep in. Martin says its freaky cause it's like I'm dead

Lol I just had this image of you being the girl from The Ring crawling awkwardly on all fours chasing him across the bed

[sam_16v]

One arm under my pillow, other arm around the missus.

Bosh.

arm under her neck and other around her :y:

[jw1325]

Lol I just had this image of you being the girl from The Ring crawling awkwardly on all fours chasing him across the bed

Nah, I shuffle over and cling. Then I eventually get woken up with 'Gonnae just move the fuck over please Jenni ahm fawing off the fucking bed here'

and I go 'shmmhmmphfffiiinnshmmmhmphhhh'

[nicole_]

under neck or pillow, i dont find it uncomfortable having an arm there lol

[Moke]

I'm yours for £5 an hour.

I'll even let you tickle my back :hug:

Deal!

Don't blame me if I slip it in though....

[Jungle]

If I fall asleep spooning, and Martin moves away, I chase him across the bed untill he's about falling off the edge.


My current slut does this, I wake up half falling out of bed so have to launch her across to other side... usually makes her wake up pretty sharpish.

Just creeps back over though so have to keep repeating the process, it's like a fucking typewriter.

[jw1325]

Deal!

Don't blame me if I slip it in though....

Sorry, there won't be an oppertunity for that sadly :(

My current slut does this, I wake up half falling out of bed so have to launch her across to other side... usually makes her wake up pretty sharpish.

Just creeps back over though so have to keep repeating the process, it's like a fucking typewriter.

Same as me.

Cept I'm not a slut.

It's a compromise - he puts up with me chasing him, and I put up with his snoring.

[matt_vtr_15a]

When spooning my left arm is around the waist and the girl in question can rest her head on my bicep (under the pillow if she so wishes) this leaves plenty of right hand tit grab ability...so it doesn't feel left out

[Moke]

Sorry, there won't be an oppertunity for that sadly :(



I'm not giving you the option........

Lulz, jokes... I'm 9 years old and haven't hit puberty yet.

[Jungle]

Same as me.

Cept I'm not a slut.

It's a compromise - he puts up with me chasing him, and I put up with his snoring.

You don't have a penis, that makes you a slut.

[opee]

Under the neck cushioned by pillows. With knob pressed firmly against ass. Now I have smartphone addiction the arms rest on her shoulders while I surf the web and play with crap apps. But its ok, she wont notice; we're married.

[Saxovch22]

sometimes i spoon my rape victims
joking !!













is it wrong that i hate spooning, so much effort only to wake up with your backs to each other

[jw1325]

When spooning my left arm is around the waist and the girl in question can rest her head on my bicep (under the pillow if she so wishes) this leaves plenty of right hand tit grab ability...so it doesn't feel left out

Isn't it obligatory that the hand under your neck rests on your tit? My theory is that tits were designed for the male hand to rest on whilst in this position. Evolution from the cavemen keeping warm.
I'm not giving you the option........

Lulz, jokes... I'm 9 years old and haven't hit puberty yet.

Then I will hug you and read you a bed time story.

Goldilocks and the 3 Bear Gang Bang
You don't have a penis, that makes you a slut.

How do you know?? HOW DO YOU KNOW???

[Moke]

Then I will hug you and read you a bed time story.

Goldilocks and the 3 Bear Gang Bang


Oh, how exciting :oops:

Can I bring teddy?

http://media.sayitwithbears.co.uk/img/bears/1221big.jpg


is it wrong that i hate spooning, so much effort only to wake up with your backs to each other

Wut? You're doing it wrong!

[jw1325]

Oh, how exciting :oops:

Can I bring teddy?

http://media.sayitwithbears.co.uk/img/bears/1221big.jpg



You must only come with this bear
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=6602

[geraintthomas]

"Where's my arm?! I can't feel my arm!" to then slap my girlfriend in the face

I literally just spat my tea out laughing at this.

[Stissy]

Under her neck - then her head goes on the pillow just above your arm taking most of the head weight, preventing dead arm. Fact

yyyep

however its the legs that are a problem, i cant have my knees together when i'm lying down, its just uncomfortable, so i have to tuck a bit of quilt between my knees to seperate them out, when spooning though it pulls the quilt around the girls back and they complain. Has managed to do this while spooning?

[Ash1711]

I literally just spat my tea out laughing at this.

HAHA I was the same when I read it :fcuk:

[Ash1711]

yyyep

however its the legs that are a problem, i cant have my knees together when i'm lying down, its just uncomfortable, so i have to tuck a bit of quilt between my knees to seperate them out, when spooning though it pulls the quilt around the girls back and they complain. Has managed to do this while spooning?

Haha i hate my knees touching each other when i sleep, when spooning get your girl to tuck a leg back so it can rest between yours, problem solved :y:

[Stissy]

Haha i hate my knees touching each other when i sleep, when spooning get your girl to tuck a leg back so it can rest between yours, problem solved :y:

i'll trial it tonight and get back to you tomorrow :y:

[holdawayt]

i cant have my knees together when i'm lying down


Glad i'm not alone on this, everyone calls me a freak for doing this haha. Bone on bone action is never good, no matter which way you take it.

[Peter_D]

When spooning my left arm is around the waist and the girl in question can rest her head on my bicep (under the pillow if she so wishes) this leaves plenty of right hand tit grab ability...so it doesn't feel left out

This is the correct answer! But lying on your back with her spooning you is better, aslong as her hair aint in my face, hate that!!

But most the girls i spoon their head only reaches about up to my chest level with them bein quite a bit shorter, like around 4 foot or so? Not 100% sure of height, just the average height of a 9 yr old tbh

[holdawayt]

But most the girls i spoon their head only reaches about up to my chest level with them bein quite a bit shorter, like around 4 foot or so? Not 100% sure of height, just the average height of a 9 yr old tbh

Haha so close to having a normal none-perveted reply. So close!

[Prickle]

depends, they do wander... :detective:

also hate dead arms..

[Mr_X]

Grab waist/hips with both hands, or under near neck.

Or for angry sex, grab hair/strangle.

[0rang3peel]

fuck this threads made me want a spoon.

*call ex*

[Dom]

Have to agree with the grab hair comment tbh.. Its pure win.

[MiniGibbo]

Under her neck - then her head goes on the pillow just above your arm taking most of the head weight, preventing dead arm. Fact

Cant do that unless you have noodle arms

i try and sort of put it under her neck kinda thing...So then I kinda have both arms round her! I can't remember, its been so long since I've had the privilage of spooning...

But yes the pillow thing is also good, but my arms just can't hack it! :n:

Cant do that unless you have noodle arms


^^^^ This.

Or man lies on back, and girl lies with her head on his shoulder, spooning into him.Much comfiness

Is the better idea

Nah I like it too, annoying when their hair gets in your face though.

Fucking bitches...

arm under her neck and other around her :y:

As first reply

yyyep

however its the legs that are a problem, i cant have my knees together when i'm lying down, its just uncomfortable, so i have to tuck a bit of quilt between my knees to seperate them out, when spooning though it pulls the quilt around the girls back and they complain. Has managed to do this while spooning?

I have the same problem never found a solution, i just do a constant running man on the spot..

[D--R--E--W]

Never thought of making her do the work. Thanks Jen I'll trial this tonight and report back.
Although last time she fell asleep on my chest, one of my nipple hairs went up her nostril and make her sneeze. What a horrible way to wake up.

Fuckin Hell did I lol at that!

[Viper]

I can't sleep while spooning. Unless im being spooned... I like to face out of the bed when i sleep and i fidget all the time as i struggle to get comfy, mainly from having a dodgy shoulder.

However when i do spoon my non pillow hand either plays with a boob so i don't roll away or it goes wandering in other interesting areas.

[Bound]

How do you need to ask..

CLEARLY what you do in 'spooning' is slither your hand under their body, navigate to the chest and touchdown on the boob.

[Mr_X]

I can't sleep while spooning. Unless im being spooned... I like to face out of the bed when i sleep and i fidget all the time as i struggle to get comfy, mainly from having a dodgy shoulder.

However when i do spoon my non pillow hand either plays with a boob so i don't roll away or it goes wandering in other interesting areas.

LOLz.

A tut for gammar.

[Viper]

LOLz.

A tut for gammar.

Fuck off, i knew what i meant :oops:

[Mr_X]

Fuck off, i knew what i meant :oops:

Sorry Viper.

:heart:

[Viper]

Sorry Viper.

:heart:

It's ok. Let's spoon :sweetheart:

[Mr_X]

It's ok. Let's spoon :sweetheart:

lol, you can be the spoonee.

[Viper]

lol, you can be the spoonee.

Awesome, that means I can sleep and you can play with my boobs :A:

[Ryan1992]

Never thought of making her do the work. Thanks Jen I'll trial this tonight and report back.
Although last time she fell asleep on my chest, one of my nipple hairs went up her nostril and make her sneeze. What a horrible way to wake up.

I'm literally crying with laughter from this!!

[Mr_X]

Awesome, that means I can sleep and you can play with my boobs :A:

Oh goody, i love boobies!!!!

[Tontsy]

do not follow any of the advice given!

make her bite the pillow, with her face rammed in it nicely, and squirt her from behind!

spooning is for gays.

[JamesR]

Arm under pillow seems to work fine tbh?

[Penn]

Although last time she fell asleep on my chest, one of my nipple hairs went up her nostril and make her sneeze. What a horrible way to wake up.

LOL! I cannot stop laughing.