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mcjacko1987
13th October 2011, 22:48
if a traffic warden gets a parking ticket does he get staff discount or the sack?






yes im bored.... sorry

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 22:51
interesting . . . i would love to be a traffic warden!

on the walk to work, last week, for the whole of the week there was an Audi A3, the OSR wheel was at a 45 degree angle! so clearly fucking broke! keys in the ignition, doors unlocked, clearly robbed and smashed up!

so everyday, it got a ticket! i was like, seriously, are they that RETARDED!

mcjacko1987
13th October 2011, 22:54
interesting . . . i would love to be a traffic warden!

on the walk to work, last week, for the whole of the week there was an Audi A3, the OSR wheel was at a 45 degree angle! so clearly fucking broke! keys in the ignition, doors unlocked, clearly robbed and smashed up!

so everyday, it got a ticket! i was like, seriously, are they that RETARDED!

lmao that is lowwwwww

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:18
tonto are you being serious? that is fucking beyond morinic what an inbred twat of a warden.

On second thought do you reckon the warden just did it to get there numbers up?

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 23:21
tonto are you being serious? that is fucking beyond morinic what an inbred twat of a warden.

On second thought do you reckon the warden just did it to get there numbers up?

swear down dude, i was going to get a picture on my way home but then it was gone. i was not impressed!

i did lol though.

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:28
That is fucking rediculous!! Seriously reckon he was either doing it for shits and giggles or needed to hand more out to meet some monthly target...i hope so anyway as how can you be that fucking simple not to realise its a stolen write off.

Then again a few years back there was some modified (quite beaten looking) corsa b that was abandoned in a laybe in my estate was there for nearly a month id say before it was removed had several warning notices left on it. Is quite a nice area so stuck out a bit..

mcjacko1987
13th October 2011, 23:30
i bet that warden stole it, dumped it and used the tickets as a cover up

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 23:31
i bet that warden stole it, dumped it and used the tickets as a cover up

i think it could have been you ? ... :detective:

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:32
i think it could have been you ? ... :detective:

He knows too much!!!

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 23:34
He knows too much!!!

obviously Mod material . . .

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:37
obviously Mod material . . .

Who me!?! Lets not joke about this shit!! Its serious business this mod lark...:geek:

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 23:39
Who me!?! Lets not joke about this shit!! Its serious business this mod lark...:geek:

ahh... is it best left to the professionals ?

im pro, im no intermediate ;)

mlawlan69
13th October 2011, 23:40
seen the same thing happen to an audi tt up near me, was clearly abandoned and had been for a while, everyday i went past it, it had another fine slapped on the front.

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:42
ahh... is it best left to the professionals ?

im pro, im no intermediate ;)

I think i'd make a great mod in time, im more like a jedi's prodigy in my current state

If you become a mod can you be my jedi mentor...? pweaseeeee :hug:

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 23:46
I think i'd make a great mod in time, im more like a jedi's prodigy in my current state

If you become a mod can you be my jedi mentor...? pweaseeeee :hug:

you shall be my "to-be" Jedi Minion!

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:47
you shall be my "to-be" Jedi Minion!

Schweeeeeeet!!! How do you make that shit you little tag thing at the bottom? then i can hold you to this!!

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 23:48
Schweeeeeeet!!! How do you make that shit you little tag thing at the bottom? then i can hold you to this!!

click on quote.

then copy it all, go into user CP and Edit Sig on the left hand side.

Saxologist
13th October 2011, 23:49
Its a padwan.

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:50
click on quote.

then copy it all, go into user CP and Edit Sig on the left hand side.

All sorted thanks for the how to guide there :y:

Tontsy
13th October 2011, 23:52
All sorted thanks for the how to guide there :y:

i am helpful :)

Rogue_Shadow
13th October 2011, 23:53
Its a padwan.

glad I'm not the only one tempted to correct him :D

replied to your thread btw bud, might not be 100% factual, but works in theory :y:

Saxologist
13th October 2011, 23:55
glad I'm not the only one tempted to correct him :D

replied to your thread btw bud, might not be 100% factual, but works in theory :y:

Makes my eye's hurt when people use words like 'jedi' but have no knowledge in the force!

I replied buddy, cheers for getting back to me :y:

Simon0014
13th October 2011, 23:57
Damn i couldn't think of the word had a complete mind blank :( i apologise for insulting your nerdy selves :y:

Saxologist
14th October 2011, 00:00
That's okay buddy, you're the one walking around with a 'galactically' incorrect sig.

This will be the Darth of me...

Simon0014
14th October 2011, 00:02
Thats how i roll, i can live with it, if i were however on a star wars forum i would not have put it as my sig but i like the word minion so its staying for now!

Ps nice pun

Saxologist
14th October 2011, 00:16
It was aimed AT At you mate

Cam
14th October 2011, 03:21
I hate wardens, once we was driving about in mates car, we saw a warden walking about. My mate had a orange he threw it at him and it spanked him right in the face.. Never laughed so much in my life.

alicowmeadow
14th October 2011, 05:30
I beleive it is neither