Is it me or........

[DarylVTR]

Is no-one who is on line posting 2night YOU LAZY LOT wake up! :sweetheart:

More to the point..... why am i online at 1am??!?!!?:oops: :bored:

[Danny]

howdy do dee how are we all

[DarylVTR]

are you drunk by any chance? or are you inpersonating Ned Flanders? LOL

Its all good bed in sec me thinks where u lot probably are already

[beastgtir]

mate, all the guys are busy with left hand driving!

[Danny]

na im fine mate just merry

[DarylVTR]

mate, all the guys are busy with left hand driving!

is that some kind of fantasty you have? LOL

[DevilDamo]

Hardcore peeps stay up after midnight... Jokesss.

[DarylVTR]

dean isnt online im shocked

[dannsax]

morning all .

i have commented on one or two post's , init !

[Danny]

so what we all doin at the mo then

[DarylVTR]

init geeza! Where has dean Plunton gone :omg: Some1 told me he lived on here

[jaybiss]

dont start asking that cause he may return tonight..................

[Baz]

hello people, just got in from work so time to chill for half an hour or so before bed time!

[DarylVTR]

to haunt us all .... we are safe will hear his moped from a distance

[DarylVTR]

hello people, just got in from work so time to chill for half an hour or so before bed time!

Evening chap , have fun at work did we? sid getting in from work at 1am! 8:15 - 4:15 is bad enough

[DevilDamo]

Well... I've spent all day sat here infront of my computer doing some drawing work for my dad's friend. Thank god I've done it. Spent nine hours on it. Oooh a nice bit of extra spending money this month :-)

[Danny]

sounds gd that mate but 9 hours jeez

[jaybiss]

my days been shit

played cricket got stuffed went to pub drove home

fucking great

[beastgtir]

is that some kind of fantasty you have? LOL

no fantasy, all the guys are busy jerking off to 206gti's, which is why they aint replying or posting messages! :homme: :homme:

[DarylVTR]

why 206Gti's they arnt worth an eye let alone a wank.....

[DevilDamo]

Danski... It's money at the end of the day and I had nothing else to do today.

J... Drink driving? Hmmm.

[beastgtir]

my days been full of shit, rather like my boyfriends cock!

played cricket. got stuffed full of cock, went to pub car park for some dogging! drove home to find hitchhikers.

fucking great bum fun

















only messin jay mate.

thats :homme: :homme: :homme: :homme:

[DarylVTR]

J... Drink driving? Hmmm.

No hense why he said i had to drive back fuckin great

meaning he couldnt drink

editing somes post to make it sound camp sounds like fun...... :clapping: :oops: :wacko: not lol

[saxodan]

init geeza! Where has dean Plunton gone :omg: Some1 told me he lived on here


Dean is in his local park passed out on half a bottle of white lightning next to a burnt out metro

[jaybiss]

not everyone that goes to a pub fdrinks alcohol

nice to see people assumeing (sp) the worst as usual (Not particulary aimed at you Damo, just a general comment)

[DevilDamo]

I didn't read it like that... I assumed the "fcuking great" was because of his shit day and not being able to drink at the pub. Haha!

Edit: And I said drink... not drink alcohol too! So you DID drink and drive!!! ;-)

[beastgtir]

no fantasy, all the guys are busy jerking off to 206gti's, which is why they aint replying or posting messages! :homme: :homme:

told you so! http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=40167

[DarylVTR]

Dean is in his local park passed out on half a bottle of white lightning next to a burnt out metro

Wouldnt suprise me

[Danny]

i got nouthing to drink here not even squash i could really do with a drink and the pub sounds a gd idea haha

[DarylVTR]

told you so! http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=40167

No1 has said they like them mate?!?! lol

most people just saying how slowww 206's are and then it went onto 106 gti's not 206 :p

[jaybiss]

yasar: what the fuck you on about mate?

[DevilDamo]

I'm sitting here with a nice cold can of Carlsberg. Hmmm.

[DarylVTR]

gnhnbhfnbnbjnygmjnyhjnmhyjnmhyt

*falls asleep on keyboard*:bored: :bored: :bored:

[saxodan]

I have a nesquick banna milk shake woo

[saxodan]

gnhnbhfnbnbjnygmjnyhjnmhyjnmhyt

*falls asleep on keyboard*:bored: :bored: :bored:


I know what you mean im knackerd now.. should of gone out tonight instead of staying in!

To think i could be passed out on a mates sofa now lol :thumbdown:

[DarylVTR]

edit: removed :p

[Danny]

lol you could be pissed aswell lol im off to bed soon im knackerd myself o well sunday tommorow so now work hehe

[beastgtir]

yasar: what the fuck you on about mate?

hlaf way 2 bein pissed... lols

im gone aswell people!

[jaybiss]

lol you could have joined dean on his chicken chaser run and white lightning

HAS ANY1 SEEN THOSE VIDEOS HE'S MADE IN THE VIDEO SECTION WTF IS ALL I CAN SAY LOL

now now, dont slate the lad and all that bollocks

[DarylVTR]

Im not :P

thats your job isnt it? lol

[dannsax]

i have a beer fridge full of stella in my room :P

[jaybiss]

i would take up the role but everyone seems to have a pop

lol

[DarylVTR]

lol ud be out of business in no time

[saxodan]

Anyone got any good ideas for a midnight snack?

[jaybiss]

nice sig danielle :homo:

[saxodan]

nice sig danielle :homo:


Whos dannielle?

[DarylVTR]

lol what sig

[Danny]

Anyone got any good ideas for a midnight snack?



i dunno wheather to have a pot noodle :Y:

[jaybiss]

my homie dannsaxs sig

[saxodan]

i dunno wheather to have a pot noodle :Y:


Minght bomb down to the 24hr garage see what they got :thumbup: pot noodle sounds good mmm

[jaybiss]

Minght bomb down to the 24hr garage see what they got :thumbup: pot noodle sounds good mmm

terrorist

:P

[Danny]

least roads will be clear when u do go out hehe

[DarylVTR]

terrorist

:P


PMSL - mention the word bomb and bobs your uncle put 2 and 2 together there clever LOL farr too quick seen as its gone half 1 in the morning

[saxodan]

PMSL - mention the word bomb and bobs your uncle put 2 and 2 together there clever LOL farr too quick seen as its gone half 1 in the morning


yes it was a bit quick for this time :P made me chuckle though lol

[DarylVTR]

fuck this shit eyes are stinging to buggery night chaps! - Do terrorists like pot noodles thou ;)

[dannsax]

my homie dannsax

WORD, back at you wagwan

[saxodan]

fuck this shit eyes are stinging to buggery night chaps!


Yep same here, of to find some food then its bed time!

Night guys

[Danny]

night matey

[DarylVTR]

lol a quote as a sig that confused me for a mo

[jaybiss]

light weight daryl

terrorists may like pot noodles as you get different types of terrorists etc

but going into that opens a can of worms so we shall toss that comment in the ocean

[DarylVTR]

light weight daryl

terrorists may like pot noodles as you get different types of terrorists etc

but going into that opens a can of worms so we shall toss that comment in the ocean

Agreed,

Light weigh i think not lol i lasted till 1:48 sod any more i feel like death

[DarylVTR]

night ladies

[jaybiss]

never actually felt death, what it like?

[Luke]

A pointless thread to keep us all awake :P

I have just got in, been out with Craaaaig in Keighley and going to Bridlington at 9 in morning. Uh Oh!

[MissSilverSaxo]

Im still up lol just surfing around

[dannsax]

Light weight i think not lol i lasted till 1:48 sod any more i feel like death
crack open another beer and you'll be right as rain . im on my third, feeling quite tired . so that defeats the object i think :P

[Baz]

Evening chap , have fun at work did we? sid getting in from work at 1am! 8:15 - 4:15 is bad enough


well it was eventful......Jonesy and Jennie made something to eat, Jennie put some mustard on this chicken gujoun buttie....yet most of it went all over the kitchen which i found pretty funny, as did she which set her off snorting while laughing, so that went on for 10 minutes :P


then she went home with stomach crease, she best be ok tomorrow as she having a party at hers :P

then some guys birthday was in who was....well smashed!!!!! and started off with his jeans had a few fasionable rips.....which then turned into like he had a fight with a bear....and to top it off.....he had no boxer or anything on, so everytime he got up out of his chair or anything out IT popped, was pretty nasty tbh. and a few other things happened but cba to type them lol.

[jaybiss]

Im still up lol just surfing around

anything interesting/ funny

im bored here you see

[MissSilverSaxo]

anything interesting/ funny

im bored here you see

not alot intresting lol, just come out of hiding from the newbie corner to make sure your not all insane :P

[jaybiss]

are you the lady yasars fasinated by?

he added you to one of the random mids chats on msn i think

maybe wrong but any chat uplines a gooden in my books ;)

[MissSilverSaxo]

nopers not me, not got many of u on msn *phew* :P

[dannsax]

then she went home with stomach crease, lol

what the hell is stomach crease ? im tired and tipsy, so ill apologise now .

[jaybiss]

nopers not me, not got many of u on msn *phew* :P

you coulda had another one then but you spoilt it

check out the west mids thread aswell :P

6th august

[MissSilverSaxo]

dont drive yet :( one day might come to one of ya meets

[Baz]

what the hell is stomach crease ? im tired and tipsy, so ill apologise now .


not a clue! :P think she means stomach ache, not sure but she sent me a text saying, got home, was sick and now im in bed, join me after work if you wish to do so

[jaybiss]

is when youve got a belly and you lean forward and when you get back up it leaves a crease mark?

[dannsax]

not a clue! think she means stomach ache, not sure but she sent me a text saying, got home and was sick . now im in bed, join me after work if you wish to do so
lol, what can you say to that ?

thank's but no thank's .

[Baz]

lol, what can you say to that ?

thank's but no thank's .


i added the bit about join me in bed lol if she did i would of done and just made her you mouth wash twice and bruth her teeth twice to get rid of the smell :P wouldn't know any diff' then!

always tomorrow night at the party....even though we both have work before hand :cry: doing 3 night shifts this weekend, sickner!

[jaybiss]

doggy style it baz and hold her hair back at the samtime so she can be sick.....................

hannah you better, we need more girlies at these meets

were having to settle for barmaids at the mo :(

not many of them like saxos

[dannsax]

three night shift's and a party tomorrow/today, a chance to unwind and make a tit of yourself . you know you have to :P

[Baz]

three night shift's and a party tomorrow/today, a chance to unwind and make a tit of yourself . you know you have to :P


definatly! always make a tit of my self when i get pissed where i work! last two times ive passed out :P on radiator and on a barrel table :D

Jennie took me home both times, shes like a mum to me haha *jokes*

tomorrow should be good though if it happens, tbh it looks like 2 lads and any birds :P

[jaybiss]

bazza bazza bazza

what are we going to do with you

passing out pffffffffft

only ever done that once

i know my limits homeboy

[MissSilverSaxo]

doggy style it baz and hold her hair back at the samtime so she can be sick.....................

hannah you better, we need more girlies at these meets

were having to settle for barmaids at the mo :(

not many of them like saxos


How can they not like saxos lol
one day ill learn to drive

[dannsax]

it would be rude not to abuse that situation baz !

i love work party's ! just the other week i went to a friends work party . it was a hawaii theme night . we had a lock - in , in a harvester of all places . the staff were all under 25 so had a right laugh . ill post pictures eventually .

[Baz]

bazza bazza bazza

what are we going to do with you

passing out pffffffffft

only ever done that once

i know my limits homeboy


same, just tend to drink till i drop :P bad i know but nvm, need to stop drinking Stella tbh!

[jaybiss]

i dunno how they cant

although the one was pretty fine but opened her gob and it put me right off

are you taking lessons at all?

also im sure someone by you will give you a lift to a meet :P

[MissSilverSaxo]

na not doing lessons yet talking daddy into paying for them lol

[Baz]

all staff where i work at 17-24 :P well except Liz who is 37 but acts like she is 17, she is mental, ou saturday night convo's....bloody hell, last week it was about different types of lub' and all sorts of other sexual convos have gone on, quiet funny tbh to have a convo like that with someone who has a daughter my age!

[dannsax]

na not doing lessons yet talking daddy into paying for them lol

lol, has to be done :P

[jaybiss]

na not doing lessons yet talking daddy into paying for them lol


awwww bless ya little cotton socks

why cant you pay for them?

although they are like 18 quid an hour

baz take you know loads about lube now :homo:

[MissSilverSaxo]

Why would i want to pay for them when daddy can lol, im not far off skint till i go back to college and they pay me to be there.

[dannsax]

18 quid an hour ? mine were like 24 :homo: still im passed those day's now :zainy:

[jaybiss]

mine was obviously a ghetto instructor froom bsm

ema from college, i wasnt allowed it :cry:

[MissSilverSaxo]

Thats just not fair ema is the only reason im bluddy going wouldnt bother otherwise id just go find a job.

[jaybiss]

30 quid a week would of done me for petrol lol

i didnt get it cause i lived in the wrong area

if i lived the other side of this main road which is 300 metres from my house, i would of probly got it

[MissSilverSaxo]

£30 a week we top up my phone each week and thats about it lol

[jaybiss]

oooooooooooh get you miss popular silver saxo

:P

think most of the kids in my class bought skunk with it but hey if that helps them through college so be it

thats what its there for...........

[dannsax]

what is ema ? you'll have to bare with me, im blonde you see .

[MissSilverSaxo]

its money they give ya to go to college all ya have to do is attend lol

its texts i kill credit on lol

[dannsax]

they paid you to go college ? why did i not go ! ! ! ! !

[jaybiss]

it what they give students whos house hold income comes below 30 k a year

but i ticked all the right boxes but i didnt get cause i lived in the wrong area.......................

[MissSilverSaxo]

and if you rang up and told them you were ill before 8.30 ya still got the money for that week lol

[Baz]

i get EMA too :P also got all my lessons, theory and practical test paid for, and the car, and insurance and tax for 2 years so far :P o and everything thats needed fixing (break discs and pads thats it) not bad :)

i also get child benefit money, £18 a week hehe wooo im rolling it in, shame ive been on £600 that ive saved up for about....3 weeks now.

and ive only been taxed £1.72 from the £700 ive earned since April, so its all good at my end!

[jaybiss]

i was mighty pissed off in my second year, they accepted my area but because itsmy second year i couldnt have it

the woman got some shit i tell you

[dannsax]

so am living under a rock ? is every one claiming benefit's ? i pay £90 in tax every pay check . so time i start getting it back i think !

[MissSilverSaxo]

i get EMA too :P also got all my lessons, theory and practical test paid for, and the car, and insurance and tax for 2 years so far :P o and everything thats needed fixing (break discs and pads thats it) not bad :)

i also get child benefit money, £18 a week hehe wooo im rolling it in, shame ive been on £600 that ive saved up for about....3 weeks now.

and ive only been taxed £1.72 from the £700 ive earned since April, so its all good at my end!

alright for some lol

[Baz]

i was mighty pissed off in my second year, they accepted my area but because itsmy second year i couldnt have it

the woman got some shit i tell you


thats some bollox! i was just in my 2nd year and got it :P hope i get it again next year! should do

[MissSilverSaxo]

I think i could claim summit like £40 a week but dont wish to be a doll dosser lol

[jaybiss]

claim what you can dan, every other fucker does

and i dont blame them

no wonder we got loads of asylum seekers as our government likes to give tax payers money away

[dannsax]

i cant belive we get taxed for most thing's these day's . for example, unfortunatley my nan passed away in febuary . it is only recently we have settled the will and sold off her house . there is now a tax called " inheritance tax " . we were taxed 40,000 by the govermant because of what my nan left the family . how does that work ?

[jaybiss]

40,000?

how much did she leave then

fucking hell

[MissSilverSaxo]

thats sick taking money from inheritance

[jaybiss]

also check mine and dans pink name

:bigbrotherwhiteghettobitchaccenton: YOU GET ME :bigbrotherwhiteghettobitchaccentoff:

[dannsax]

bear in mind the sum of money was taking because of all earnings . such as the pension, various bank accounts, the house ect .

it is such a shitter though . to think, in the future when i kick the bucket . anything i leave behind for family or freinds, they get taxed for it ?

[MissSilverSaxo]

also check mine and dans pink name

:bigbrotherwhiteghettobitchaccenton: YOU GET ME :bigbrotherwhiteghettobitchaccentoff:

pink name where

[jaybiss]

open your eyes :P

is a proper shitter dan

but then again, if they can take money, they will

reminds me of the nationwide ad where they add a charge on for the bubbly at the xmas do, probly the same there :P

[MissSilverSaxo]

as in ure user name cos that looks purple not pink lol

[Baz]

what a fucking joke! looks like it starts to be a case of now your in hospital transfer the money into bank accounts now to dodge tax. its a real piss take though tax! my mate who has just turned 17 even gets taxed at work, she gets £100 a week doing full time on £3.20 an hour and gets taxed! only 50p but still! taxing someone at age 17!

[jaybiss]

as in ure user name cos that looks purple not pink lol

its pink ;)

this country is tax crazy and always will be

[MissSilverSaxo]

That is definately purple lol, such a nice manly colour either way :p

[dannsax]

i get taxed £93 every two week's . i might aswell work 2 or 3 shifts for free for that .

[Baz]

what you get an hour Dan? i get £4.25 plus whatever tips i make and a free pint after work and cordial during work. made £10 tonight, usually about £20 on a friday night

[jaybiss]

my dad hates the tax man

works for himself so has the ball ache of spending a whole weekend sorting out receipts vat etc for when mr taxman comes knocking

[jaybiss]

i cant believe im 19, its 3 in the morning and im chatting about tax

god i need a life

[Baz]

my dad hates the tax man

works for himself so has the ball ache of spending a whole weekend sorting out receipts vat etc for when mr taxman comes knocking


same for both my mum and dad! glad i dont have to do it :P hehe

[MissSilverSaxo]

i cant believe im 19, its 3 in the morning and im chatting about tax

god i need a life

lol yep a life is needed, tax is blah blah blah serious stuff dont enter my head my brain wud fail.

[jaybiss]

lol yep a life is needed, tax is blah blah blah serious stuff dont enter my head my brain wud fail.


cheers for that

thought we had something special

[dannsax]

i get paid £7.25 an hour . im a super dooper ( supervisor )

im pissed so ill talk about the taxman all i like :P

[MissSilverSaxo]

cheers for that

thought we had something special

lol well im sat on ere 2 so must need a life 2 :shock:

[jaybiss]

dan wish i was pissed

altho ive said a few classic quotes tonight so might be ;)

we all need lifes lol

or other halves.....................

[Baz]

i get paid £7.25 an hour . im a super dooper ( supervisor )

im pissed so ill talk about the taxman all i like :P


alrite for some! grr more you earn more tax you pay, its all good for us not earning much :P i should well go to bed, been up at 3am for last 3 nights, not inc tonight and then tomorrow!

[MissSilverSaxo]

other halves and a life kind of tie in together lol

[jaybiss]

cash in hand jobs baz
get on some of them mate ;)

[Baz]

too many dealers round here tbh lol. know a good few of them aswell! nvm ey, maybe ill have to sell my self ;) *jokes greatly!!* but yeh think an other half is needed, or even a shag buddy! can't beat one of them IMO.

gona struggle sleeping tonight seen as im sunburnt big style!

[jaybiss]

you not fussy baz

man or woman...........

[Baz]

you not fussy baz

man or woman...........


anything but you mate sorry to burst your bubble!

[jaybiss]

dam

thought i had a chance


id like to thank you all for chatting utter bollocks with me this evening but its time for me to sleep

nite nite

[MissSilverSaxo]

anything but you mate sorry to burst your bubble!

He was getting so excited then lol :homo:

[MissSilverSaxo]

dam

thought i had a chance


id like to thank you all for chatting utter bollocks with me this evening but its time for me to sleep

nite nite

Nite nite !!! :bored: :bored:

[dannsax]

thanking you all also , time to crash out i think . so very tired . feel free to keep me awake by asking random questions .

[Baz]

He was getting so excited then lol :homo:

yup, better to tell him straight rather than him wet him self tonight in bed ;)

anyway think i better shoot too or im going to have to take speed or something tomorrow night to keep me awake at work and at this party!

later all *waves* :bored: