where are you from?

[blackie_2k5]

following on from the north/south divide thread, i want to know who has more members, north or south, so please vote and post up where you from, eg newcastle,

and why you think your area is better ;)

[Moke]

NORTH.

/thread lol.

[J222JRA]

Middle.

[ed-bradley]

North/ NW

From the Isle of Man, live in Prestbury,Macclesfield.

[Moke]

Middle.

Say North you prick!

[K17NEY]

Neither! I'm from Wales!

[blackie_2k5]

Middle.

sorry james there's no option for that, your either one or the other :P

i think we need to show the southerner's who is boss... so get posting up fuckers :D

[saxo_singh]

middle! :A:

[Furio-92]

North, Near Newcastle, Ashington to be precise.

[logic_guy]

Where is the North/ South divide?

[Tontsy]

fuck off back up country you Geordie twat.

[vtrmann]

from the north and proud, wouldnt wanna be a southern muppet thick as 2 short planks lol

[blackie_2k5]

Where is the North/ South divide?

your north :y:


if in doubt...just vote north :y:

[blackie_2k5]

fuck off back up country you Geordie twat.

geordies arent yorkshire you fool, we say THE!

[stevo67]

South,but not a southern softy.:boxing:lol.

[TomT]

I don't know.

[john-paul]

north for the win !!

[Dolly]

South because Southerners are better.

Also I'm awesome.

[Sophia_Bush]

the middle

[Moke]

I don't know.

You're technically Northern.

[Jaytee]

North.
Just outside manchester.

[Jack]

South.

[vtrmann]

just see the only way is essex dont they all talk like that? shutaap awight mate lol. and that danny dyer haha. the guy thinks hes a football hooligan or somethin. southerners i dont know.

[logic_guy]

Tbh, Northers are loud, fat mouth scally wags.

[Dolly]

http://www.daisygreenmagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/scone-photo-compress.jpg

You wouldn't even have Scones if it wasn't for us Southerners.

[ed-bradley]

I don't eat scones, because I'm not a southern faggot..

[Moke]

http://www.daisygreenmagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/scone-photo-compress.jpg

You wouldn't even have Scones if it wasn't for us Southerners.

Scones originated in Scotland from their bread :S

[mlawlan69]

north

leeds

the best city /thread

[Gibbo-Vtr]

Middle option is needed in poll.

[ed-bradley]

north

leeds

the best city /thread

Leeds is awesome tbh.

Go every now and then for a night out with Uni mates there.
That bar in the centre, thats basically a boat is the fucking don.

[Dolly]

I don't eat scones, because I'm not a southern faggot..

I bet you eat pie all day though.

Scones originated in Scotland from their bread :S

I did mean cream tea. Darn.

[Moke]

I did mean cream tea. Darn.

I'll let you off as I know you're right about the cream tea :A:

[Simon]

Middle, don't class myself as either.

[ed-bradley]

I bet you eat pie all day though.



I did mean cream tea. Darn.

Only pie I like, is creampie.. Hur hur hur

Nah, I just east Cereal and steak.

[Dolly]

I'll let you off as I know you're right about the cream tea :A:

Hehe thanks Mikey :) I should look before I type things really.

Only pie I like, is creampie.. Hur hur hur

Nah, I just east Cereal and steak.

Creampie is yummy *licks lips*

Well you aren't a true Norther goose.

[Giraffe]

Up North, Middlesbrough. As for why it's better... Well, it isn't. It's actually not that great.

[Moke]

Hehe thanks Mikey :) I should look before I type things really.


Silly moose :)

What other Southern food is nice?

Chips, pie and gravy... NOM!

[mlawlan69]

Leeds is awesome tbh.

Go every now and then for a night out with Uni mates there.
That bar in the centre, thats basically a boat is the fucking don.

the dry dock :)

[TomT]

You're technically Northern.

Are you sure?

is this good or bad.

[Dolly]

http://www.bedruthan.com/files/mawgan-porth-beach-panoramic.jpg

Our beaches are amazing.
I'd only ever surf in Devon or Cornwall within the UK!

[Moke]

Are you sure?

is this good or bad.

Good.

You are technically Northern, so vote for it, knobhead x

[TomT]

Good.

You are technically Northern, so vote for it, knobhead x

Okaiiiiyy, votedd x.

Dolly you cock that pictures massive, made my reply box act weird and made me say whadafuck

[Moke]

http://www.bedruthan.com/files/mawgan-porth-beach-panoramic.jpg

Our beaches are amazing.
I'd only ever surf in Devon or Cornwall within the UK!

That is lovely tbh...

But look at the pretty lights :A:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/blackpooltower431.jpg

[Dolly]

Silly moose :)

What other Southern food is nice?

Chips, pie and gravy... NOM!

Pasties, you can't beat a real Cornish pasty!

[Moke]

Pasties, you can't beat a real Cornish pasty!

But I like meat and potato ones :(

That poll is looking fucking awesome :cool:

[Yates]

parmo

/thread

[Moke]

parmo

/thread

Parmo?

Where's that?

[Viper]

Where is the North/ South divide?

Good.

You are technically Northern, so vote for it, knobhead x

Mike, you fucking inbred. How is that North. It's the midlands you tool

parmo

/thread

VERY good point!

[Yates]

Parmo?

Where's that?

only the people that matter will understand this

[Moke]

Mike, you fucking inbred. How is that North. It's the midlands you tool



No, Tom... I was getting the North more points :oops:

Looks like it worked too ;) ^

only the people that matter will understand this

Ohhhhhh, it's some sort of food.

[Barry123]

parmo

/thread

hahaha

[Viper]

only the people that matter will understand this

The North's best kept secret!

No, Tom... I was getting the North more points :oops:


Pfft, we don't want the midlands to be associated with us!!

[Dolly]

Okaiiiiyy, votedd x.

Dolly you cock that pictures massive, made my reply box act weird and made me say whadafuck

Soorrryyyyy :hug:

That is lovely tbh...

But look at the pretty lights :A:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/blackpooltower431.jpg

http://www.newtonabbot-photoclub.org.uk/filestore/2011-03/2011-11/gold_dpi_barbican_by_night_-_christina_burton.jpg

http://www.cavanna.co.uk/uploads/plymouth%20at%20night.jpg

[Moke]

Prove that's near where you live..... Coz it's a beaut!

[Yates]

think its barbican mike, if it is, then yeah its plymouth

[Dolly]

Proof that's near where you live..... Coz it's a beaut!

Of course it's a beaut Tonto lives here...
Aha Devon is beautiful.

Don't mean to be biased but it's true :A:

I'll get a photo of Tonto and I stood there.

think its barbican mike, if it is, then yeah its plymouth

Yessss the first photo is and the second is The Hoe.
How did you know of The Barbican Yates?

[TomT]

Pfft, we don't want the midlands to be associated with us!!


http://donttrysohard.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/shake-head.gif

[Moke]

The bottom of the country have an advantage though... The white cliffs of Dover!

Not gonna lie, I love the South and it's looks / landmarks.

[Tontsy]

............

[Barry123]

fail.

To be fair, it's the south east and central south that's the dump of the UK. I love the south west, nice, friendly (not as friendly as northerners but way better than london and surrounding areas), low crime (with the exception of beastiality and incest) and beautiful scenery.

[Moke]

I'm visiting Plymouth next year, so it's all good :D

[Dolly]

The bottom of the country have an advantage though... The white cliffs of Dover!

Not gonna lie, I love the South and it's looks / landmarks.

Pfft not really that amazing when live near so many cliffs aha!

[italianjoe]

south east

[Tontsy]

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/208/491051451_8538eca209_z.jpg?zz=1

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1187/1257374394_f4d3058997_b.jpg

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/204/446265202_d8cdfaaff2_z.jpg?zz=1

tbf plymouth is a beautiful place.

[Tontsy]

fail.

To be fair, it's the south east and central south that's the dump of the UK. I love the south west.

SW is the fucking business! thats why!

[Dolly]

fail.

To be fair, it's the south east and central south that's the dump of the UK. I love the south west.

Heh! You got that right :A:

We have the alot of things we take for granted down here.

I'm visiting Plymouth next year, so it's all good :D

DO IT!!!
You won't regret it!

[Tontsy]

plymouth Hoe :sweetheart:

http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/30/26/85/400_F_30268509_7gYUe3Co4nbTTZxSPB5rSR7hH4vng6Rd.jp g

http://www.moorviewtouringpark.co.uk/plymouth-hoe.JPG

[Moke]

You've got to think though... If all this global warming is happening, you're going to go first as you are on the coast!

[Yates]

Yessss the first photo is and the second is The Hoe.
How did you know of The Barbican Yates?

whats my job ;)

Ive spent so many sundays there, pub meal few pints and watch the football

[Barry123]

We have the alot of things we take for granted down here.


I've reworded my original post highlighting those things you SW'ers take for granted. Heading to Lyme Regis tomorrow in fact. Can't wait :)

[Tontsy]

You've got to think though... If all this global warming is happening, you're going to go first as you are on the coast!

no. my sea view will just get closer to my house.

[stevo67]

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/208/491051451_8538eca209_z.jpg?zz=1

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1187/1257374394_f4d3058997_b.jpg

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/204/446265202_d8cdfaaff2_z.jpg?zz=1

tbf plymouth is a beautiful place.

I agree all Northerners should need a passport to visit the south lol.:drink:

[Heftydanielson]

1606 from up north and only 13 down here? Christ..

[Yates]

plymouth Hoe :sweetheart:

http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/30/26/85/400_F_30268509_7gYUe3Co4nbTTZxSPB5rSR7hH4vng6Rd.jp g

http://www.moorviewtouringpark.co.uk/plymouth-hoe.JPG

seen that too many times

plymouth still got some proper shit holes though lol

[Moke]

no. my sea view will just get closer to my house.

Keep moving into the future mate... What would then happen?

Come on, you can get the answer right, I know you can!

[ed-bradley]

I'm in plymouth next month visiting my Sister. I might come say 'Haiiii'

[Tontsy]

seen that too many times

plymouth still got some proper shit holes though lol

plymouth shit holes atm = building sites. which is slightly amusing :A:


sw wins.
/thread.

[Dolly]

You've got to think though... If all this global warming is happening, you're going to go first as you are on the coast!

Erm living so close to the sea I was brought up to Surf. I'll be riding those waves in style doooooooode :A:

whats my job ;)

Ive spent so many sundays there, pub meal few pints and watch the football

I don't know what is your job :( Was that a trick question?

Ahhhh fair do's! Do you like it?

I've reworded my original post highlighting those things you SW'ers take for granted. Heading to Lyme Regis tomorrow in fact. Can't wait :)

I've just seen it.
We are much more nicer than Northerners. We are polite and speak correctly ;)

[Tontsy]

Keep moving into the future mate... What would then happen?

Come on, you can get the answer right, I know you can!

id be dead, so would my kids. therfor i do not give a fuck about global warming. if i had my way everyone ould have 4.4 ltr V12 with super chargers, to warm the country up a little quicker.

I'm in plymouth next month visiting my Sister. I might come say 'Haiiii'

you should.
wait...you have a sister in plymouth... just want to check i havnt fucked her yet.
if not... i will do.

[Barry123]

plymouth Hoe :sweetheart:

http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/30/26/85/400_F_30268509_7gYUe3Co4nbTTZxSPB5rSR7hH4vng6Rd.jp g

http://www.moorviewtouringpark.co.uk/plymouth-hoe.JPG

I raise your Plymouth...

The South (EAST)...
http://www.zdnet.co.uk/i/z5/illo/nw/story_graphics/11aug/london-riots-nicobobinus.jpg

[ed-bradley]

Ffffff.
Yeah, she's called Nigel. Hur Hur Hur, you fucked a ladyboy

[Giraffe]

parmo

/thread

Good lad.

[Moke]

id be dead, so would my kids. therfor i do not give a fuck about global warming. if i had my way everyone ould have 4.4 ltr V12 with super chargers, to warm the country up a little quicker.


Touché Mr Rogers :afro:

[Dolly]

Hahahaha Ads you posted a photo of it in its prime.

[Tontsy]

Touché Mr Rogers :afro:

im always 1 step ahead.
sometimes 2.

[Barry123]

Hahahaha Ads you posted a photo of it in its prime.

I image searched in google 'Best of London' and that was top.

(Not really)

[Dolly]

Your sister works in Costa Dan...

[Yates]

plymouth shit holes atm = building sites. which is slightly amusing :A:


sw wins.
/thread.

them estates around the dock yard are proper shit holes, not building sites

in the navy hence why i know plymouth

[Tontsy]

I image searched in google 'Best of London' and that was top.

(Not really)

i lol'd...fuck white text, it ruined EVERYTHING FOR ME!

[Dolly]

I image searched in google 'Best of London' and that was top.

(Not really)

Why white text, you know it's true.

[Tontsy]

them estates around the dock yard are proper shit holes, not building sites

in the navy hence why i know plymouth

Devonport...lovely.
is rather stick aid infected needles in my eyes than be around there. minus that area, and swilly. its a nice place.

you might be familiar with Royal William Yard too then ?

[ed-bradley]

Your sister works in Costa Dan...

woah, wait wut.

How do you know? -_-

[Dolly]

them estates around the dock yard are proper shit holes, not building sites

in the navy hence why i know plymouth

We don't associate those parts with Plymouth!

[Dolly]

woah, wait wut.

How do you know? -_-

:A: mwahahahahaha!

[Barry123]

i lol'd...fuck white text, it ruined EVERYTHING FOR ME!

Why white text, you know it's true.

Out of interest, do you two just have an e-relationship based on saxp and msn messenger? I'd be devastated if my GF was on saxp.

[Moke]

im always 1 step ahead.
sometimes 2.

Damn my shit slow Stannah stair lift! :(

[Yates]

i dont know tonto mate, i dont really know area too well, never been based there, just spent alot of weekends there

[Tontsy]

woah, wait wut.

How do you know? -_-


oooh i know her, i went PCAD too!

Out of interest, do you two just have an e-relationship based on saxp and msn messenger? I'd be devastated if my GF was on saxp.

sadly, we fuck. but you should see her mum. it makes it all worth while!

[Tontsy]

i dont know tonto mate, i dont really know area too well, never been based there, just spent alot of weekends there

if you end up here again,(if) you should go down to the hanging quaters. its scary down there!
i dont think plymouth night life is all that impressive, but no one ever rates their home town highly do they!

once you are out of the city - its an incredible place tbh.

[Barry123]

oooh i know her, i went PCAD too!



sadly, we fuck. but you should see her mum. it makes it all worth while!

pics of gtfo.

Just had (clean) visions of you two, sat on a slightly soiled couch, not saying a word to each other, just furiously hammering keys on your laptops and dribbling a bit.

[Dolly]

Out of interest, do you two just have an e-relationship based on saxp and msn messenger? I'd be devastated if my GF was on saxp.

We are sat next to each other on the sofa.
It's for real :)

[Tontsy]

Just had (clean) visions of you two, sat on a slightly soiled couch, not saying a word to each other, just furiously hammering keys on your laptops.

thats freakishly very true...

[Dolly]

pics of gtfo.

Just had (clean) visions of you two, sat on a slightly soiled couch, not saying a word to each other, just furiously hammering keys on your laptops.

BAM, got it in one :fcuk:

[Barry123]

We are sat next to each other on the sofa.
It's for real :)

thats freakishly very true...

the dribbling bit also?

[Dolly]

Who was the spoil sport of a mod that ruined the poll?

FESS UP!

[Tontsy]

the dribbling bit also?

from her penis...yes.

[Dolly]

the dribbling bit also?

As Tontsy said.

Always happens to me.

[Barry123]

vom...

[TomT]

When you want to speak do you send each other pms?

[Tontsy]

When you want to speak do you send each other pms?

no, we skype.

[Yates]

if you end up here again,(if) you should go down to the hanging quaters. its scary down there!
i dont think plymouth night life is all that impressive, but no one ever rates their home town highly do they!

once you are out of the city - its an incredible place tbh.

theres a place in the dock yard where they have the gallows, they still have the noose there, you can legally still hang someone in the navy lol

is that where you are on about?

[Dolly]

He always rejects my calls though.

[ed-bradley]

Dolly and Tontsy, Its scary how you know about my sister. Must be facebook. -_-

I promise I'll come say hello when I'm down though :D

[TomT]

Cam secks?

[Barry123]

no, we skype.

damn this is sexy stuff.

[RobVT]

Yates is correctomundo! Parmo is an awesome meal i have just had a hotshot parmo which has jalapenos and pepperoni which is awesome!

the north isn't great but its ok i guess...

[Moke]

I heard they were both on ChatRoulette and clicked on to each other...

Tonto said it was very awkward.

[TomT]

I heard they were both on ChatRoulette and clicked on to each other...

Tonto said it was very awkward.

Does sound pretty awkward,

Serious though imagine seeing someone you know wanking on chatroulette

[Barry123]

Serious though imagine seeing someone you know wanking on chatroulette

It's bad enough seeing randomers doing it.

[TomT]

It's bad enough seeing randomers doing it.

I know, don't know why people even go on it.

You CANT go on it without seeing atleast 3 dicks in 2 minutes

[Dolly]

Dolly and Tontsy, Its scary how you know about my sister. Must be facebook. -_-

I promise I'll come say hello when I'm down though :D

Yeeeaaahhhhh you best do!

damn this is sexy stuff.

Fancy joining in?

I heard they were both on ChatRoulette and clicked on to each other...

Tonto said it was very awkward.

In all seriousness I've never been on that...

[Moke]

ChatRoulette is shit. It's nothing like Bebo...

All of the people on there are aged over 13.

[Barry123]

You CANT go on it without seeing atleast 3 dicks in 2 minutes

Well that's far less than you get with saxp.


Fancy joining in?

No can do, don't have the bandwidth for e-sexing.

[Tontsy]

theres a place in the dock yard where they have the gallows, they still have the noose there, you can legally still hang someone in the navy lol

is that where you are on about?

yeah thats it man. rumour has it, years ago when they where in use a gay man walked into the toilets and never came back out - its supposedly haunted to fuck. but there are tunnels from there which lead all over plymouth! to the underground units about 12 miles away. ive walked through loads of them, its shit scary!

but yes, there is a e-pitition to bring back capital punishment and plymouth would be the home of hanging if it comes back again. its the only place in the country with the noose still hanging iirc.

Dolly and Tontsy, Its scary how you know about my sister. Must be facebook. -_-

I promise I'll come say hello when I'm down though :D

i'll go get a frap from her this weekend B-) then fuck her senseless.

but srs, would be good man.

[Yates]

if you commit treason you can be sentenced to death lol

yeah been told about the tunnels, wasnt too arsed at the time though, the gallows is a freaky place, especially standing underneath it, on top of the trap door :S

[Barry123]

if you commit treason you can be sentenced to death lol

Heard you can get it for irish-kissing the queen? and stealing munition shells?

Confirme?

[Yates]

Heard you can get it for irish-kissing the queen? and stealing munition shells?

Confirme?

people who steal shells are heroes

[Barry123]

people who steal shells are heroes

That's stealing from tax payers like me.

If I paid tax.

[Yates]

That's stealing from tax payers like me.

If I paid tax.

no its not

[CraigLovelock]

Close poll!

[Barry123]

no its not

who paid for the munitions?

This is all hypothetical obviously

[Viper]

That's stealing from tax payers like me.

If I paid tax.

Even if that's true, I have heard from a good source that what is taken is distributed fairly back to the people of the land!

It's a sort of Robin Hood situation without the gay costume.

[Yates]

who paid for the munitions?

This is all hypothetical obviously

the way i look at this is, you buy a can of coke, u drink the coke, you throw away the can

ive merely kept the 'can'

are you jealous cos ive got 2, toms got 1, and you havent got any?!

[Barry123]

yes. I'd like two.

[Yates]

yes. I'd like two.

nah sorry

[Mezza]

West midlands. So that would make me from the west?

[W103_A5H]

that poll was clearly hacked by one of them gay northern mods :homme:

nowhitetext

[Viper]

are you jealous cos ive got 2, toms got 1, and you havent got any?!

yes. I'd like two.

nah sorry

Unlucky Adam.

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/Viperzs/photo-29.jpg

[Nates-VTR]

South, of ireland.

[jeffchiz]

im from the middle but i voted north as i dont want to be associated with narrow minded southerners :)

[Prickle]

north

/elites