What's the worst noise you've heard / Gun talk

[Viper]

I think I have just heard the worst noise I've heard to date...

I just shot a rabbit. It didn't die instantly so just squirmed and screamed! That scream was awful!! So loud and high pitched!

What's the worst thing you guys have heard?

[ed-bradley]

Parents having sex...

[sam_16v]

Parents having sex...

haha fucking lol

a frog makes a high pitched sqeek aswell

[Ryan]

I think I have just heard the worst noise I've heard to date...

I just shot a rabbit. It didn't die instantly so just squirmed and screamed! That scream was awful!! So loud and high pitched!

What's the worst thing you guys have heard?

Rabbits screaming are not great, heard it many a time when out lamping.

The worst noise ive ever heard is a geordie talking.

[Mochachino]

^ lol


A video that was posted on here from youtube of a pig being burned alive while its pinned down by the Nazi's in WW2, made me feel sick.

[Cam]

Old man's car when botterm end let go and it siezed. Gutting after we not long put it in after gettin it of ripofbay.

[Scott]

Female foxes screaming in the dead off night always fucks me up for a min or two

Car crash noises when you are in them are ghey

[ed-bradley]

Another noise I hate/makes me cringe is women pissing. It echo's through my house when someones using the downstairs bog. -_-

[Viper]

Parents having sex...

LOL you being serious?

Rabbits screaming are not great, heard it many a time when out lamping.


I'm glad you know what I mean!

[Moke]

Scott's accent.

[Cam]

Female foxes screaming in the dead off night always fucks me up for a min or two

+1 To this where i work nights right next to woods went out side to get something from my car and one screamed so loud i act shit myself and run back in doors.. :homme:

[ed-bradley]

Too right I am.

I can't think of anything more vile or off putting than hearing your mums partner pummeling your mother.
I heard a cat being maulled by something too the other night, that was a horrid noise.

[Viper]

Female foxes screaming in the dead off night always fucks me up for a min or two

Car crash noises when you are in them are ghey

I've never heard a fox actually!

Also im far too awesome to crash ;)

Ed, how old were you when you heard you mum being smashed?

[blackie_2k5]

Female foxes screaming in the dead off night always fucks me up for a min or two

Car crash noises when you are in them are ghey

this tbh.... screeching tyres before a loud bang/crumple and smashing glass is never a nice sound...you know its immediatley followed by pain

also... when its not you doing it(as it obvs wouldnt bother you then)...hearing the noise of someones jaw snap also gives a very squirmy feeling

[Bound]

Homemade dubstep.

[Dury]

http://youtu.be/948rhsRvIkw

that is fucking vile. I hate frogs as it is but that is just sick.

[ed-bradley]

I was about 12/13 I think. I've never looked her partner in the eye since Trolol

[Moke]

http://youtu.be/948rhsRvIkw

that is fucking vile. I hate frogs as it is but that is just sick.

That's really fucking weird!

[Viper]

I was about 12/13 I think. I've never looked her partner in the eye since Trolol

Hahaha awesome. Did she sound like she was loving it?

[ed-bradley]

Hahaha awesome. Did she sound like she was loving it?

The thing I could here most was the Bed on the wall:wall:
Then the Cunt of a man groaning.:n:

Might just go drink myself into an early grave, Luckily its just me and my brother at home now the majority of the time as she's retired and lives with her partner in Scotland, Whore.

[sebring]

In cairns (australia) these birds called curloos - there call sounds like a little girl being raped... like no shit, will send shivers down your spine and mess you up.

And when my mate got hit by a car.... the sound that came out of his mouth was terifying :(

He was okay after having his neck put back together mind you :/

[Cam]

The thing I could here most was the Bed on the wall:wall:
Then the Cunt of a man groaning.:n:

Might just go drink myself into an early grave, Luckily its just me and my brother at home now the majority of the time as she's retired and lives with her partner in Scotland, Whore.

Bet you got a cooked breakfast the next day though ;)

[ed-bradley]

Fuck no. Still had to make my own Cheerios.

[stevo67]

Hearing the sound of Mark Wright(played for Southampton fc)leg breaking under a challenge.

[Viper]

Fuck no. Still had to make my own Cheerios.

Did he ever ask you to smell his fingers?

[Bound]

Fanny farts

[ed-bradley]

Did he ever ask you to smell his fingers?

He did, he said " Wanna smell ya mum?"

[sebring]

I think I have just heard the worst noise I've heard to date...

I just shot a rabbit. It didn't die instantly so just squirmed and screamed! That scream was awful!! So loud and high pitched!

What's the worst thing you guys have heard?

Or a mixie rabbit,, not nice!

[Moke]

Fanny farts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhIBXL4N71o

[Viper]

Fanny farts

They're hilarious not horrible...

[Bound]

They're hilarious not horrible...

Hilarious?!

Dewd..

Dewd.

Nothing funny about fanny farts. Apart from the name.. That's pretty funny. They're boner killers though man.

[K17NEY]

Parents having sex...

Same! Worst fucking sound ever!

[holdawayt]

I watched a man jump to his death. He didn't die straight away and was screaming in absolute agony. That was the worst thing I've ever seen or heard.

Should explain we were walking past a multi storey car park on a night out and he jumped. Nothing we could do for him but talk and ring the services. Think we were the last people he saw.

[Moke]

I watched a man jump to his death. He didn't die straight away and was screaming in absolute agony. That was the worst thing I've ever seen or heard.

Should explain we were walking past a multi storey car park on a night out and he jumped. Nothing we could do for him but talk and ring the services. Think we were the last people he saw.

That's worse than just hearing it... You've gotta live with that now :shocked:

[Barry123]

Man I've had a sheltered life. Worst noise I can think of is a baby that was screaming in a bus the other day.

[Viper]

Same! Worst fucking sound ever!

Describe it... Is she a screamer?

I watched a man jump to his death. He didn't die straight away and was screaming in absolute agony. That was the worst thing I've ever seen or heard.

Should explain we were walking past a multi storey car park on a night out and he jumped. Nothing we could do for him but talk and ring the services. Think we were the last people he saw.

You lying bastard. You pushed him!

[Dom]

13 Pigs crushing themselves to death fighting over a food shutter. 20+ others had to be killed after.

[Moke]

Man I've had a sheltered life. Worst noise I can think of is a baby that was screaming in a bus the other day.

on*

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110820224113/meme/images/0/06/Santa-Claus-Troll-Face.jpg

[Tontsy]

im with Ed on this one . . .

[MiniGibbo]

The sound Moke makes when he's trying to pick up the 5kg dumbbells and struggling LooooooooooL

[Tontsy]

The sound Moke makes when he's trying to pick up the 5kg dumbbells and struggling LooooooooooL

you are a horrible cunt!

and i love it!

[Barry123]

on*

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110820224113/meme/images/0/06/Santa-Claus-Troll-Face.jpg

you sit in a bus, not on.

[Ryan]

you sit in a bus, not on.

http://www.orkut-scrapping.com/img/Indian/5.gif
:hug:

[ed-bradley]

BOOM, sit the fuck down Moke

[Lewis]

Sound of bones breaking surely :wacko:

[sebring]

The sound Moke makes when he's trying to pick up the 5kg dumbbells and struggling LooooooooooL



The sound gibbo makes when he wakes up to find his beemer and pug not yellow anymore.



PS fannyfarts are silly.

Should be shagging jailbait... too tight for any air to caught :D

[Moke]

you sit in a bus, not on.

You don't say to your mate... I sat in the bus.

You do say to your mate... I sat on the bus.

Am I right? Srsly.

[logic_guy]

I watched a man jump to his death. He didn't die straight away and was screaming in absolute agony. That was the worst thing I've ever seen or heard.

Should explain we were walking past a multi storey car park on a night out and he jumped. Nothing we could do for him but talk and ring the services. Think we were the last people he saw.

:geek: Did he splatter? I guess the loud thud was something you would remember for ever.

[sam_16v]

The sound Moke makes when he's trying to pick up the 5kg dumbbells and struggling LooooooooooL

haha flol

[Jay_]

As others have said....The noise just as you hit the armco at the 'ring.... Your wallet shrivels in pain to....

:(

[Viper]

As others have said....The noise just as you hit the armco at the 'ring.... Your wallet shrivels in pain to....

:(

That was the best thing that could happen to a Porsche.

[Peter_D]

In cairns (australia) these birds called curloos - there call sounds like a little girl being raped

You misread the title, this is meant to be the WORST sounds youve heard

[holdawayt]

:geek: Did he splatter? I guess the loud thud was something you would remember for ever.

Erm he landed kind of on his shoulders so his upper body was a mess and his head was down by his armpit. The noise of impact will stick with me forever. Lots of bones breaking and a groan.

[Jay_]

That was the best thing that could happen to a Porsche.

hahahahahaha twat!

[BBM]

You misread the title, this is meant to be the WORST sounds youve heard

LOL :clapping:

[wolf_gsxr]

The noise my mrs makes all the time... That breathing noise..

[BBM]

Asda customer announcements.

[TomT]

Female foxes screaming in the dead off night always fucks me up for a min or two


Foxes fucking outside is one weird sound, had no idea what was going on

[ed-bradley]

felching, thats another nasty noise..

[Meto]

When you try and start the car when it's already started. Mum did it on mine once, I went doolally.

[blackeyedgirl]

My grandmother's last breath

[VTR-GAZzA]

The noise my mrs makes all the time... That breathing noise..

Not the worst noise I've ever heard but makes me want to stab the person if they have a quiet whistle coming from their nose lol.

Mine is probably when I crashed, I popped one of the wheels so went off with a pretty big bang.

[ed-bradley]

Not the worst noise I've ever heard but makes me want to stab the person if they have a quiet whistle coming from their nose lol.

Mine is probably when I crashed, I popped one of the wheels so went off with a pretty big bang.

Lul. I remember that.

remember seeing you on the roundabout with the fuzz.:clapping:
T'was a good day Lol

[VTR-GAZzA]

Lul. I remember that.

remember seeing you on the roundabout with the fuzz.:clapping:
T'was a good day Lol

Last day of college failing at a roundabout lol IFAILED :panic:

[Ali123]

when my neighbour dropped my rabbit ages ago and broke his leg and he did that stupidly loud and high pitched scream! thought it was my neighbour at first :(

[GolfJay]

Car crash is definitely up there. Hearing the tyres screech and think "man, this is going to suck" and the hearing and feeling the impact.

Worst noise however is my GF's voice. Goes straight through me to be point I have to ignore it.

[potatopete]

Alarm going off on my phone, when I've only had a few hours sleep. F*ck that!

[Ash1711]

Nails on a chalkboard... Can't stand it!!

[jw1325]

I just shot a rabbit. It didn't die instantly so just squirmed and screamed! That scream was awful!! So loud and high pitched!

?

You need to perfect your shooting skills then ;)

The first time I heard a rabbit squeal was when we took a lad out shooting with us, he was trying to act smart and shot it when he didn't have a very good range on it. Pot luck he hit it, but not well. It screamed for a minute or so untill my other mate put it out its misery.

I think rabbits a bit more disturbing as they don't make noise at any other time. They don't show pain atall really....

Foxes, badgers, deer, pheasants, pigeons, seagulls... you name it I've shot it and I will agree none of them get to you more than a rabbit screams!

[BONGO1733]

Scousers :P

[hartley69]

Person who works in the same office as me whistling :wall:

[Viper]

You need to perfect your shooting skills then ;)

Without a doubt! I aimed centrally instead of spot on it's head. Still thought that the spread would have done it enough... :wall:

I think rabbits a bit more disturbing as they don't make noise at any other time. They don't show pain at all really....

Yeah that's spot on actually Jen! It's when you don't expect it. For example if I shot Aly in the face I would expect him to scream so it wouldn't be as bad. If you shoot a rabbit you expect it to do the decent thing and die quietly...

[holdawayt]

One of the rabbits I shot went compeltely wrong and made me feel pretty bad. I aimed for the head but as I pulled the trigger he set off. I clipped his back so I can only assume I hit a nerve or the spinal cord as it started flipping around like it's on crack.

I did the right thing pretty sharpish but aiming at a rabbit's head with a .22 air rifle whilst the bastard's doing backflips isn't easy!!

[Jay_]

did realise the forum was full of gun toting badmen....

[Viper]

it started flipping around like it's on crack.

That's pretty standard for a wounded rabbit actually. The one I got yesterday did the same.

In fact, the first thing I thought of when it started was this!

http://www.seecoy.com/images/gifs/HomerSpin3.gif

But with more disturbing screams...

[holdawayt]

Jay when you live in an area like this for 20 years, killing things is an acceptable past time.

[Ross]

This:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6153777326614169318

(20 seconds in...)

[Manu]

^^^ faaaaaaarkin'ell, oooowww


dubstep

[jw1325]

Without a doubt! I aimed centrally instead of spot on it's head. Still thought that the spread would have done it enough... :wall:



Yeah that's spot on actually Jen! It's when you don't expect it. For example if I shot Aly in the face I would expect him to scream so it wouldn't be as bad. If you shoot a rabbit you expect it to do the decent thing and die quietly...

I always aim for the eye! or just above and the right / left. Spreads not THAT big when its going that fast - often quite neat in / out.

LOL at the thought of ALY jumpign about. But it is MEGA disturbing the noise that can come from those little fluffy, normally silent animals!

One of the rabbits I shot went compeltely wrong and made me feel pretty bad. I aimed for the head but as I pulled the trigger he set off. I clipped his back so I can only assume I hit a nerve or the spinal cord as it started flipping around like it's on crack.

I did the right thing pretty sharpish but aiming at a rabbit's head with a .22 air rifle whilst the bastard's doing backflips isn't easy!!

I would never try and shoot it again Tom - rock over the head or quick wring of the neck. Mistakes happen but I don't believe in giving yourself a chance to make it twice, especially nto when its a living, suffering animal.

Jay when you live in an area like this for 20 years, killing things is an acceptable past time.

I grew up running through the woods in the early hours of the morning with the dogs lamping. Shooting is a means of perst control and if you're about a farm and you can't shoot your blimmin useless.

Also useful on a horse yard if you're the only one who has the guts to shoot - get rid of the pigeons.

It's not an uncommon sight to see me trolling through the fields in my Dubarry's and Barbour shooting Wabbits for fun ;)

[Stissy]

i was seeing this girl for a couple of weeks and she used to make the worst noises when...


nah, as if - in all seriousness at my parents house there are cows in the field behind us, i once sat on my shed roof when i was about 14 with my mate dale with some long grass waving it at the cows, one came over to eat but got stuck in the electric fence that seperated my back garden from the field (its inside a bush so it cant be seen) the cow got its leg tangled in the fence and couldn't get free it made the worse deep screaming noise constantly for a good 40 minutes, i've never forgotten it haha, i can still imagine it now

EDIT:

it started flipping around like it's on crack.

crack does the opposite to that brah :afro:

[JoshB]

Screaming babies is up there, you cant shoot them to finish them off either like a rabbit.

That and the last orders bell.

[lee_saxo]

Look at all these gangsters using .22's shooting rabbits. Firing sa80's with a susat at 400m is where it's at or even GMPG's and mounted mini guns of the side of the ship when at sea.

[spudders]

the noise my mrs head made when she tripped over an twatted it on the radiator like s thud and squelch mixed then her scream when she realised what she had done
worst part was it was on sataday n also her 21st birthday so now shes walking rownd with a monster black eye and a inch long cut on her eyebrow....

rabbits aint that bad of a noise you should hear a pair of badgers fighting that makes you think in the middle of the night when your out on your own im a big lad n not scared of much but that makes my spine tingle....

[JoshB]

Look at all these gangsters using .22's shooting rabbits. Firing sa80's with a susat at 400m is where it's at or even GMPG's and mounted mini guns of the side of the ship when at sea.

Having sex occasionally is apparently awesome too, you should try that.

[spudders]

Look at all these gangsters using .22's shooting rabbits. Firing sa80's with a susat at 400m is where it's at or even GMPG's and mounted mini guns of the side of the ship when at sea.

my foxing rifle is a bigger caliber than your sa80 dont forget they are only a 5.56 cal centrefire no diffrence realy to shooting rabbits with a .223 there exactly the same round.... you know youve hit summat when you catch it with a .243 or .270 they make a almighty mess of enything they hit....:y:

[lee_saxo]

Having sex occasionally is apparently awesome too, you should try that.

Girl in every port and a port in every girl :y:

[lee_saxo]

my foxing rifle is a bigger caliber than your sa80 dont forget they are only a 5.56 cal centrefire no diffrence realy to shooting rabbits with a .223 there exactly the same round.... you know youve hit summat when you catch it with a .243 or .270 they make a almighty mess of enything they hit....:y:

not fussed about the caliber, these gangsta's shooting a rabbit from a few metres thinking there proper bo. Try 400m where you have to account for things etc.

[holdawayt]

I'll hipfire my RPG towards a squirrel whilst getting a tattoo and shouting "HEEEEEMAN" if that improves my hunter image Lee?

[lee_saxo]

I'll hipfire my RPG towards a squirrel whilst getting a tattoo and shouting "HEEEEEMAN" if that improves my hunter image Lee?

as long as you get it tattooed on your forehead

[craig180]

The noise my mrs makes all the time... That breathing noise..

Here here :beer:

Even worse when she's asleep snoring so I can't sleep

[holdawayt]

I'll get an anchor tattoo on my left bicep and "mom" on my right.

I have a fully operational musket from the old ages, that's quite manly.

[lee_saxo]

I'll get an anchor tattoo on my left bicep and "mom" on my right.

I have a fully operational musket from the old ages, that's quite manly.

their so the 90's. Get a pin up tat

[D--R--E--W]

I can picture the noise lee makes when he thinks he is being funny, makes me cringe....

[lee_saxo]

I can picture the noise lee makes when he thinks he is being funny, makes me cringe....

it's like a hyena making love noise

[Gabbastard]

When I stayed in Coventry the electrical substation outside our flat exploded. All we heard was a "MMMNNNNNNGGGGGZZZZZZZ!" but so loud that it set off car alarms the other side of the building and you could feel it going through you, like when youre down the front of a gig. Fucking horrible.

[D--R--E--W]

it's like a hyena making love noise

Exactly how I imagined it tbh

[Ross]

^^^ faaaaaaarkin'ell, oooowww

Yep. Quite. THAT'S gotta fucking sting. Luckly I've avoided anything distinctly nasty so far other than the occasional sprained ankle, but that's something to make you sit up and think...

[craig180]

Come to think of it the worst noise I've ever heard was when my bonnet flipped up on me on the motorway! It's the most confusing/disorientating noise I've ever experienced

[haz_pro]

probably already been said but... manu's mixs.

[jw1325]

The noise from within your body as they re-set a bone.

I NEVER want to hear that EVER again!

[Moke]

probably already been said but... manu's mixs.

Post up something better then?

[o_O]

Homemade dubstep.

:y: I agree with this one

[haz_pro]

Post up something better then?

I wasn't aware that saying something is terrible is ≡ to saying I could make something better, feel free to prove me wrong. :y:

[Manu]

Coming from someone who calls hip hop from the nineties onwards "old school", I'm not too worried. Besides there's no such thing as bad publicity. My grand parents would agree with you :y:

How's the alcoholic degree err I mean uni going?

[holdawayt]

No need for a personal dig at Manu. If the music isn't to your taste so be it.

[haz_pro]

Coming from someone who calls hip hop from the nineties onwards "old school", I'm not too worried. Besides there's no such thing as bad publicity. My grand parents would agree with you :y:

How's the alcoholic degree err I mean uni going?

I'm on a placement year at a global investment bank, so yeah, not bad. :drink:

[Moke]

I wasn't aware that saying something is terrible is ≡ to saying I could make something better, feel free to prove me wrong. :y:

You can't comment on something that someone does when you know FUCK ALL about it and can't do any better.

Fucking idiot.

[Manu]

I'm on a placement year at a global investment bank, so yeah, not bad. :drink:


Ahhh, unpaid tea monkey for someone bailed out by tax payers. Sounds jolly good :y:

[BertieG]

my mums partner found a fox in the field with our sheep. when it noticed us it ran for the fence but got tangled in the electric fence. to put it out of its misery, he lump hamered the fox . that was grim!

[Ryan]

Quite a few hondas make the worst engine noise I have heard...

[Manu]

You can't comment on something that someone does when you know FUCK ALL about it and can't do any better.

Fucking idiot.

that's all right, don't bother feeding the troll. To be honest I would have posted something similar to yours but I figured it out this way: the dude probably barely has the skills and equipment to mix hot water and instant coffee. Cheers though :)


Yep. Quite. THAT'S gotta fucking sting. Luckly I've avoided anything distinctly nasty so far other than the occasional sprained ankle, but that's something to make you sit up and think...

I wish I didn't click on that link, I cringed for the poor guy. At least he recovered but fuck me that looked and sounded painful.

[haz_pro]

Ahhh, unpaid tea monkey for someone bailed out by tax payers. Sounds jolly good :y:

lol unpaid FAR from it?

Nomura wasn't bailed out by public tax payers. :wink:

[Yates]

foxes make horrible noises

sound of my mates tibea and phibea (sp) breaking during football, and his screams are right up there for me, just made you feel physically sick.

[BBM]

The noise from within your body as they re-set a bone.

I NEVER want to hear that EVER again!

I'll have hear it when they rebreak my nose :panic:

[Ryan]

foxes make horrible noises

sound of my mates tibea and phibea (sp) breaking during football, and his screams are right up there for me, just made you feel physically sick.

Tibia and fibula.

Not good to do both, even worse is when someone does the femur.

[Yates]

he had 8 breaks, four in each didnt think id spelt them right, but knew there wouldnt be many to correct me haha, the noise is still in my head years later

[Ryan]

he had 8 breaks, four in each didnt think id spelt them right, but knew there wouldnt be many to correct me haha, the noise is still in my head years later

I wasnt doing the viper cockcheck, but also discussing the injury.

Is he walking and running properly again? a break like that quite often people are never the same, i know of 3/4 people who have not made it back from bad breaks, but theirs have often been around the ankle area so have had complications.

Breaking the tibia is the bad one as it takes the most weight. The fibula is the one where people tend to recover ok.

[Yates]

nah he never played again, still has a big bump on his leg

nah i know you werent doin spell check

[Ryan]

nah he never played again, still has a big bump on his leg



Not good to hear.

Why i wont risk playing football/rugby now. Unless you are playing at elite level theres loads of bellends out there to cripple people who are too fast for their fat legs.

[Bound]

This:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6153777326614169318

(20 seconds in...)

FUCK!!!

[Viper]

I always aim for the eye! or just above and the right / left. Spreads not THAT big when its going that fast - often quite neat in / out.

I love seeing you talking about spreading ;)

When I said spread, I meant the spread of shot as I use a 12bore not a rifle :y:

Look at all these gangsters using .22's shooting rabbits. Firing sa80's with a susat at 400m is where it's at or even GMPG's and mounted mini guns of the side of the ship when at sea.

not fussed about the caliber, these gangsta's shooting a rabbit from a few metres thinking there proper bo. Try 400m where you have to account for things etc.

Wow, it must be great fun shooting at nothing :S

I really fucking dislike you. Trying to be clever in every comment you make. One day it might actually work though. Keep trying :y:

Come to think of it the worst noise I've ever heard was when my bonnet flipped up on me on the motorway! It's the most confusing/disorientating noise I've ever experienced

I assume it's the kind of noise that makes sure you never do it again!

foxes make horrible noises

sound of my mates tibea and phibea (sp) breaking during football, and his screams are right up there for me, just made you feel physically sick.

I bet you still laughed at him...

[saxo-parts]

Look at all these gangsters using .22's shooting rabbits. Firing sa80's with a susat at 400m is where it's at or even GMPG's and mounted mini guns of the side of the ship when at sea.

.357 rifle used on deer and african beasties,now that can make a mess.
As for worst sound i've heard....some bastard shooting at you lol. Never known a fox do that yet and the day i do is the day i pack up, bad enough johnny forgiener trying to put holes in me without fluffies trying it

[K17NEY]

Seems to be a few gun slingers on here. Get some pics up, And i don't mean your swans Gibbo.....

[Viper]

Seems to be a few gun slingers on here. Get some pics up, And i don't mean your swans Gibbo.....

You want to see my weapon? ;)

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/Viperzs/photo-28.jpg

Missing a shotgun from that pic though.

[K17NEY]

Fuck! What's that shell from?

[MiniGibbo]

They're shit my guns are twice the size of those :homme:

[Viper]

Fuck! What's that shell from?

HMS York :cool:

http://www.seateamimages.com/STI/pics/104/104042_big.jpg

[K17NEY]

Awesome! I did have my mates crossbow here until last week but he's had it back, it's a fucking deadly thing..
Here's my little armoury
http://img.tapatalk.com/5e077df4-a94c-9a10.jpg
http://img.tapatalk.com/5e077df4-a998-af00.jpg

[Viper]

***GUNZ***


What/were do you use those for?

Shell was courtesy of Yates, I can't take any credit for it.

[nicole_]

i cant believe you shoot little rabbits :(

[Viper]

I shoot big ones as well if that helps?

[Gabbastard]

i cant believe you shoot little rabbits :(

Because they are tasty, so are pheasants. Free meat for my dog and me? Let me sign up.

[Viper]

Because they are tasty, so are pheasants. Free meat for my dog and me? Let me sign up.

Fuck that. Shoot it. Leave it, then shoot whatever comes to eat it!!!

[K17NEY]

What/were do you use those for?

Shell was courtesy of Yates, I can't take any credit for it.

I remember a customer of mine had a massive shell in his house years back, Used to use it as a bin. Not as big as that one mind.

The rifle was a gift from a mate, I used to use when i used to tag along with him lamping and fell in love with it, It's got a bigger stretched spring in it. These days i use to peg birds off the rooftops from my living room window.
The airsoft pistol was also given to me by a mate after he found it under his kids bed..

[K17NEY]

i cant believe you shoot little rabbits :(

About a year ago i had a head shot from around 100 yards, The little bunny did a back flip. You would of loved it, In-fact i still have the little buggers fluffy tale somewhere.

[blackie_2k5]

i only have one gun now :(

no where to shoot round me anymore without paying daft money..

[Jay_]

i cant believe you shoot little rabbits :(
I would shoot children but that is frowned upon...

[jw1325]

i only have one gun now :(

no where to shoot round me anymore without paying daft money..

My back garden backs onto the woods.... and after that no more houses or anything, you're basically in the scottish borders and I have hundreds of miles of fields and woods available the minute I step out my garden, all the way down the A68 / A7, with Edinburgh in front of my doorstep.

I live in the PERFECT place. I don't have to pay to shoot. never have, never will

[lee_saxo]

You want to see my weapon? ;)

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/Viperzs/photo-28.jpg

Missing a shotgun from that pic though.

Are they AirSoft

[lee_saxo]

Seems to be a few gun slingers on here. Get some pics up, And i don't mean your swans Gibbo.....

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/27/30526410150388036335379.jpg

Normal day at the office:drink:

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9963/n51427276911473389741.jpg

[Viper]

Are they AirSoft

The M4 is. Shotgun is a 12bore and the rifle is an air rifle. I have no need for a firearms licence yet.

Oh how I wish it was a real M4. lol

What pistols are they? Colts?

[rorz_vts]

Look at all these gangsters using .22's shooting rabbits. Firing sa80's with a susat at 400m is where it's at or even GMPG's and mounted mini guns of the side of the ship when at sea.

Your having a laugh bud sas80's at 400mtr with a Susan or not is shit always have to aim up and over as they're shit rifles

[lee_saxo]

The M4 is. Shotgun is a 12bore and the rifle is an air rifle. I have no need for a firearms licence yet.

Oh how I wish it was a real M4. lol

What pistols are they? Colts?

Brownings

[Viper]

Send me one

[JoeHindle]

Parents having sex...

Or being at your mates, and hearing his mum get pummelled by her boyfriend, afterwards they both joined us for a brew, talk about fucking awkward...

[Viper]

Or being at your mates, and hearing his mum get pummelled by her boyfriend, afterwards they both joined us for a brew, talk about fucking awkward...

LOL surely that would have been awesome for you? I would love that, think of how much you could rip into your mate!

[JoeHindle]

LOL surely that would have been awesome for you? I would love that, think of how much you could rip into your mate!


Oh believe me, I was lmao, he still hasn't heard the last of it :wink: The fact we were playing COD and the only time she moaned was on like a loading screen was a kick in the balls for him haha

[Viper]

Oh believe me, I was lmao, he still hasn't heard the last of it :wink: The fact we were playing COD and the only time she moaned was on like a loading screen was a kick in the balls for him haha

LOL!!! Could you hear her getting smashed and talking dirty etc?

[JoeHindle]

Could just hear her moaning, and the headboard bouncing off the wall (bear in mind she also has a 1 year old daughter that shares her room)

[Viper]

Could just hear her moaning, and the headboard bouncing off the wall (bear in mind she also has a 1 year old daughter that shares her room)

Maybe it was the 1yr old being fucked then?

[JoeHindle]

Maybe it was the 1yr old being fucked then?

Only you Viper.... :fcuk:

[Bi2355]

The sound of 106 Chinese rockets being fired at us on far too many occasions to count in Iraq summer '06. The whistle as the fly through the air and the explosion as the missile hits..... That sound, I'll remember for the rest of my life!!!!

[Bi2355]

Your having a laugh bud sas80's at 400mtr with a Susan or not is shit always have to aim up and over as they're shit rifles

SA80, GPMG.... Bore off. Try MILAN, Javlin, 50cal GMG 80mm mortor.. Realise n specialise

[lee_saxo]

SA80, GPMG.... Bore off. Try MILAN, Javlin, 50cal GMG 80mm mortor.. Realise n specialise

If I wanted to be a grunt I'd of signed up for the Army ;)

[holdawayt]

Yeah well I've got an Apache Helicopter that I take the kids to school in.

My penis is bigger than your penis.

I like your hat lee.

[Prickle]

the sound of my timing chain tensioning up some mornings sounds bad imo.

[Viper]

If I wanted to be a grunt I'd of signed up for the Army ;)

But you wanted to suck cock so you joined the Navy?

[holdawayt]

Did you ever have to polish your helmet Lee? Or maybe polish your friend's helmet when he asked for help?

[lee_saxo]

i've polished alot of things in my time

[Manu]

/ Gun talk

lol at double barrel threads, where people can talk about about what noises a rabbit makes while being shot in the ass.

[holdawayt]

Anyone ever been shot?

I know my dad's got a few shot gun pellets in his left leg from when a noob at the shooting range fired into the ground and they ricoche'd into him.

I've had a dart go through my heel, that was fun.

[0rang3peel]

scouse house

[MikeyW]

SA80, GPMG.... Bore off. Try MILAN, Javlin, 50cal GMG 80mm mortor.. Realise n specialise

GMG. Mmmm...

[lee_saxo]

will everyone stop getting shot !

[Piggie]

This one is bad.....

Woman in blackburn killed herself yesterday.

Went to court, lost custody of kids then straight out onto multi storey car park and jumped.

Two guys from work heard the scream then the thud. :( saw the police running to her body and her feet sticking out of the car she landed on.

Even the thought of that noise makes my stomach turn.

What a tragedy

[ha_x3]

cats fighting & frogs high pitched screeches

[Moke]

This one is bad.....

Woman in blackburn killed herself yesterday.

Went to court, lost custody of kids then straight out onto multi storey car park and jumped.

Two guys from work heard the scream then the thud. :( saw the police running to her body and her feet sticking out of the car she landed on.

Even the thought of that noise makes my stomach turn.

What a tragedy

I heard that on the radio!

[slammed_saxo_vts]

Scraping a fork down a plate is one of the worst for me, its just indescribable.

[RyanSaxo]

Scraping a fork down a plate is one of the worst for me, its just indescribable.

how do you come across these old threads to bump!? haha! :panic:

[Ashleyp]

scouse house

good shout that.