Issues with neighbours.

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Little rant!

Anybody ever had any issues with fuckin crazy neighbours???

I've had a nightmare night with my next door neighbour (70 yr old bat) today, I came home from work to a random letter through the door addressed "polite notice to number 84" . opened it to a 2 page a4 letter accusing me of blocking her driveway so she cant get in and out of her car, being violent towards her and accusing me of regularly letting her tyres down! She has reported me to the police and stated that I will also be receiving a letter from her solicitor. This has came from nowhere and have lived here for 4/5 years and only spoken to her once!

Rather than kinock on the door of an old lady and confront her my mam and sister paid a polite visit to ask her issues and were promptly told that I am rude and when she tried to confront me I flashed her lol! this made my mam laugh and replied with "yes of course he showed you his todger!"

She has also told neighbours I have flashed her, i wondered why neighbours weren't talking too lol

Any one else had problems like this? This has caused me a nightmare since 4pm today just started to relax now with the help of alcohol!

Any ideas on how to deal with this clearly sinile old bat apart from the obvious kick in the fanny?

Cheers

[Dury]

loool i think you should refer her to a home if shes imagining that stuff.

[MrChris]

Must be crazy!

Thing is its your word against hers, so unless she has proof youll be fine mate
And as you havent done anything, then she wont have proof

Just relax!

[sam_16v]

sawn off & go round there.. problem solved lol

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Must be crazy!

Thing is its your word against hers, so unless she has proof youll be fine mate
And as you havent done anything, then she wont have proof

Just relax!

Everyone I've spoken to says its alzheimers. I'm not arsed with her but saying to my neighbours I have done things is not on, she has caused me hell for the past 6 hrs!

[Barry123]

no smoke without fire pervo.

[Bound]

Sue her for libel.

Or rape her.

Or something in between, do nothing perhaps? Who knows.

[saxo-parts]

never had trouble with our neighbours since we had a discovery on fire in the drive, only have baliffs and coppers to worry about, aaaah the joys of life on Dale Farm

[Bound]

no smoke without fire pervo.

FLOL. :afro:

[saxo-parts]

go slap yer wang round her gums a few times, record it and post it on the net

[sam_16v]

Everyone I've spoken to says its alzheimers. I'm not arsed with her but saying to my neighbours I have done things is not on, she has caused me hell for the past 6 hrs!

if she does surely she wont be believed/trusted anyway?

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Had the answers I expected here lol

Yes I often flash my wang to grannies :s

[saxo-parts]

think of them empty gums wrapped round your member, don't knock it till you've tried it

[sebring]

show her your cock then, i dont see what the big deal is (hahah just read that aloud in my head and it was funny!)

She obvs wants it!!

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if she does surely she wont be believed/trusted anyway?

Its a little village with loads people her age so instantly believe her

[ad_77]

show her your cock then, i dont see what the big deal is (hahah just read that aloud in my head and it was funny!)

She obvs wants it!!

Hmm dry 70 year old flaps ..... lovely

[sam_16v]

Its a little village with loads people her age so instantly believe her

you've had it then :n: have to try and get some sort of evidence i suppose, easier said than done though :n:

[sebring]

get an operation so you have a gash, then make the point that you have a mangina so therefore you cannot of shown her your todge?

[saxo-parts]

shame her with pictures in the parish newsletter of her getting gang banged by a bunch of hells angels

[ChAdS]

petrol, lighter problem solved!

[ad_77]

loving some of these ideas, but seriously I wonder what crap i'm gonna get tomorrow

[lee_saxo]

spunk through her letterbox

[ChAdS]

loving some of these ideas, but seriously I wonder what crap i'm gonna get tomorrow

Why do you care so much? As I said in previous post just get some petrol and a lighter burn the fucker down. Wait in less.... Is your house detached to hers?

[rich112]

Haha nothing that bad. At my girlfriends after 3 visits one after the other I received two lots of thinner, glued locks and a nice keying, been going ere for 4 years and this happened last month:/

[motocrossjord]

Have a massive party tonight!

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Why do you care so much? As I said in previous post just get some petrol and a lighter burn the fucker down. Wait in less.... Is your house detached to hers?

I care because its causing me agro! A lot more was said but I shortened it lots to post.

Oh well time to kip

[VTR-GAZzA]

I live on the end house so only have 1 next door neighbor and he's alright.
There's a man who lives across the road from us who's a bit of an idiot, He just seems to moan at everything we do, we can't park on our side of the road directly infront of the house otherwise he moans that he can't get his van out which to some extent I can understand but when he can clearly see someone is in the car or were only going to be there for 5 minutes he get really aggravated and seems like he's always trying to start an argument. his daughters are alright though always say hi ect.

[sam_16v]

I live on the end house so only have 1 next door neighbor and he's alright.
There's a man who lives across the road from us who's a bit of an idiot, He just seems to moan at everything we do, we can't park on our side of the road directly infront of the house otherwise he moans that he can't get his van out which to some extent I can understand but when he can clearly see someone is in the car or were only going to be there for 5 minutes he get really aggravated and seems like he's always trying to start an argument. his daughters are alright though always say hi ect.

i got a twatty neighbour a bit like that, he checks tax on every car that turns up & once he even checked the tax disc on a taxi that pulled up.. cheeky fucker! he is an ex tax man but he takes it too far

[Meto]

i got a twatty neighbour a bit like that, he checks tax on every car that turns up & once he even checked the tax disc on a taxi that pulled up.. cheeky fucker! he is an ex tax man but he takes it too far

Keep last years tax disc and pop it in. Then whip it out when he reports you. Muhahaha

[sam_16v]

Keep last years tax disc and pop it in. Then whip it out when he reports you. Muhahaha

haha im guna post my old ones through his door

[wolf_gsxr]

give her a heart attack mate.

[VTR-GAZzA]

i got a twatty neighbour a bit like that, he checks tax on every car that turns up & once he even checked the tax disc on a taxi that pulled up.. cheeky fucker! he is an ex tax man but he takes it too far

Some people don't have much better to do.

[Damask]

get your friends to dress up in fancy dress and go wreck her garden. then cover her door with mud, so when she comes out screaming someones wrecked her garden, she has muddy hands and a manic expression. yes im a genius.

[rob_s]

Report her for harassment

[cyne]

Post a letter through your other neighbours door pretending to be her.

[stevo1600]

As above :y:

You should go round as ask wtf the problem is.

[saxoclarke]

my neighbours are pricks aswell recently my frieind baught a 106 gti and the alt was gone so on his way home he needed petrol so he left it at mine while we took a jerry can to the petrol station, while pouring the petrol in a police car came around and said one of the neighbours had said i was syphoning fuel from his car so i had to show a load of crappy paperwork. and my new neighbour who moved in a week ago has told my im not aloud to park infront of my garage because it makes it difficult for him to use his drive.

[Cam]

Go give her a good seeing to might keep her quiet.

[Saxovch22]

shit on her doorstep

seriously hate stupid old bints like that

[devilsadvocate]

Sounds like she's lost her marbles in her old age, happens to some people.

If she has a drive then I assume she has a car which is worrying if she is losing it!

We are the only of the only people to live on our road with a drive (double one) and almost every day there is some bellend parking over it.

A notice we put on the car just gets thrown over the fence! The house is the most expensive on the road and it's our drive way so people have no right to park over it and prevent our cars getting off. So yeah we have problem neighbours but we are on the other side of the coin to you lol.

I pray for the day I actually catch someone parking over it........oh the abuse they will get :)

[motocrossjord]

Sounds like she's lost her marbles in her old age, happens to some people.

If she has a drive then I assume she has a car which is worrying if she is losing it!

We are the only of the only people to live on our road with a drive (double one) and almost every day there is some bellend parking over it.

A notice we put on the car just gets thrown over the fence! The house is the most expensive on the road and it's our drive way so people have no right to park over it and prevent our cars getting off. So yeah we have problem neighbours but we are on the other side of the coin to you lol.

I pray for the day I actually catch someone parking over it........oh the abuse they will get :)


I know exactly how you feel, pisses me off so much! Ive had to leave my car on the next street a few times cause some bellend has parked accross our drive. Not sure what to do to stop it though!

[devilsadvocate]

I know exactly how you feel, pisses me off so much! Ive had to leave my car on the next street a few times cause some bellend has parked accross our drive. Not sure what to do to stop it though!

I know, parking is a nightmare where we live but the other residents CHOSE to buy/rent thier houses knowing full well that parking was difficult.

The owner of our house had the foresight to buy a house with a driveway and people still park over it.

The three cars parked on it, dropped kerb and massive white markings is not clear enough for people......

[saxolove]

I know exactly how you feel, pisses me off so much! Ive had to leave my car on the next street a few times cause some bellend has parked accross our drive. Not sure what to do to stop it though!

get 2 of ur cars (if possible) and block the fucker in!!!! then they will HAVE to ask u move it :) so u will know who it was :P

[Nates-VTR]

lived on my road 10/11 years now and i only know 2 people on my road and plan to keep it that way. :)