Ironic driving stories?

[Karlb1]

As the title says really..

Tonight i was in the McDonalds drive thru at my work and i was talking for literally a few seconds to the guy in the last window about our shift tomorrow after i got my food...then the guy behind me toots his horn..i do the same with my air horn for a while and revved my exhaust a bit (yes, i'm a dick :homme:)
The guy then honked again so i asked whatg his problem was, he just replied 'don't rev your engine, you probably drive like a cock too'.
I took this on the chin and drove off normally. The guy then floored it past me on the main road near the drive-thru at about 60mph at least as i was going about 30..the guy then proceeded to floor it STRAIGHT into the back of a police car..a MARKED police car..
Police stopped me to grab a witness statement, so i said exactly what i've typed here. Police had no problems with me and i was on my way..needless to say the cops were NOT happy. Neither was the other cunt.

[sebring]

PMSL!!!

[Prickle]

ROFL...

what gets me is, you go to get your gf a drink and theres half a dozen of scrap cars parked and they all stare as you go in.

im like whats up brah? you running a pov spec fylter and a rage zoorst?

[Cam]

The other day i spent £150 on my car to find out today its still not fixed :)

[mlawlan69]

haha. What goes around comes around!

[Viper]

Did he spill his milkshake?

[Tc24]

I think I posted this one a while back, but here goes...

Sitting at lights, and a moped pulls in front of me. Nothing out of the ordinary, so let it go. Lights change, and he just sits there, eyeballing me. Still hasn't moved, so I press the horn. Ped then starts to accelerate, then brake harshly in front of me (don't know why he thinks trying to make me run him over is a good idea). Continues to do this, so I switch lanes, overtake and continue on my way.

Next set of lights, ped stops, gets off and kicks off my wingmirror, and starts shouting at me to get out of the car. 2 men in pink shirts get out of the silver Fiesta that had been behind me, and take his keys and helmet. Turns out they were 2 unmarked cops, and had been following the whole time. They give me the choice of accepting a payment for my wingmirror or to press charges for criminal damage. I settled for £50 for the wingmirror, follow the police back to the station and wait for the guy to turn up with cash.

Got £50 cash from the dick on the ped, had a good chat with the coppers and a new wingmirror for free off a friend who was breaking his Saxo.

Saying that, the guy was pretty hench and would probably have torn me in half if he'd opened my car door. Think I used up about 10 years luck in 1 afternoon.

/coolstory.rar

[Prickle]

you pressed the horn?

if you beep the horn at the lights, you know its a race.

really..

[Jay_]

you pressed the horn?

if you beep the horn at the lights, you know its a race.

really..

thats a fact that is!

[Viper]

I think I posted this one a while back, but here goes...

Sitting at lights, and a moped pulls in front of me. Nothing out of the ordinary, so let it go. Lights change, and he just sits there, eyeballing me. Still hasn't moved, so I press the horn. Ped then starts to accelerate, then brake harshly in front of me (don't know why he thinks trying to make me run him over is a good idea). Continues to do this, so I switch lanes, overtake and continue on my way.

Next set of lights, ped stops, gets off and kicks off my wingmirror, and starts shouting at me to get out of the car. 2 men in pink shirts get out of the silver Fiesta that had been behind me, and take his keys and helmet. Turns out they were 2 unmarked cops, and had been following the whole time. They give me the choice of accepting a payment for my wingmirror or to press charges for criminal damage. I settled for £50 for the wingmirror, follow the police back to the station and wait for the guy to turn up with cash.

Got £50 cash from the dick on the ped, had a good chat with the coppers and a new wingmirror for free off a friend who was breaking his Saxo.

Saying that, the guy was pretty hench and would probably have torn me in half if he'd opened my car door. Think I used up about 10 years luck in 1 afternoon.

/coolstory.rar

That's not irony.

[motocrossjord]

He got what he deserved! and pigs got a nice kick up the backside too!

[Prickle]

thats a fact that is!

bet he had the hip hop on too with the windae rolled down and his hoe.

[Barry123]

What I don't get is people going to a McRags drive thru, and then eat their food in the car park.


why? WHY?! WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!!!?!

[Karlb1]

Did he spill his milkshake?
I hope he spilled the contents of his bowells when he hit the cops, not his fucking milkshake.

What I don't get is people going to a McRags drive thru, and then eat their food in the car park.


why? WHY?! WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!!!?!

We get people do it all the time, they're fucktards.Then they chuck their litter next to their car..when they're parked next to a bin.

[Cam]

What I don't get is people going to a McRags drive thru, and then eat their food in the car park.


why? WHY?! WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!!!?!

Because they are to lazy to get out and walk, just like me :homme:

[Ben_SaxoForte]

Because its more of a challenge going around the drivethrough and trying not to spill your drink while driving over the aggressive speedbumps!

[TomT]

Because they are to lazy to get out and walk, just like me :homme:

lolol not gonna lie i've done it before if it's looked a tad busy inside

[chinkostu]

As the title says really..

Tonight i was in the McDonalds drive thru at my work and i was talking for literally a few seconds to the guy in the last window about our shift tomorrow after i got my food...then the guy behind me toots his horn..i do the same with my air horn for a while and revved my exhaust a bit (yes, i'm a dick :homme:)
The guy then honked again so i asked whatg his problem was, he just replied 'don't rev your engine, you probably drive like a cock too'.
I took this on the chin and drove off normally. The guy then floored it past me on the main road near the drive-thru at about 60mph at least as i was going about 30..the guy then proceeded to floor it STRAIGHT into the back of a police car..a MARKED police car..
Police stopped me to grab a witness statement, so i said exactly what i've typed here. Police had no problems with me and i was on my way..needless to say the cops were NOT happy. Neither was the other cunt.

fucking lol.

i've had a knob in a beemer absolutely hurtle past me on the bypass, gave him a flash of the lights cause over the hill was a marked cop car closing one lane for something in the road. mr bmw certainly didn't like it ;)

not ironic tbh though. gonna have to think about a few past experiences!

[Prickle]

Big lit up sign i seen today

'police checking'

wheres the unmarked car parking on the side? noone about.

[Moke]

why? WHY?! WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!!!?!

DELiLAH!!!

[Karlb1]

DELiLAH!!!

Legend.

[NobbyClarke]

Legend.

+1 :drink:

[Nates-VTR]

sitting at lights at a junction where a car has crashed over to the right.. some bloke staring at the crash just smashes into the car infront of him.. the gard's just cassually walk over to him and take him out of the car.. pmsl for about a half an hour what bad luck

[DeanAngell1234]

A guy on a ped once gave me the birdy..... Next roundabout he fell off muwahahaha

[Cam]

My mate used to call me grandad because i mainly stick to the speed limit, after about a week of his little sniddy comments the prick got 4 points for speeding. I had the last laugh :)