Worst journey?

[P_Connor]

Just got back from work, and well let's just say I had a passenger who I agreed to take home, however this passenger is a bit on the................ large size. 25 stone in fact. I was a bit scared if I'm being honest. My last MOT came out with an advisory of rust on the passenger side front suspension, and as soon as they sat in the car it just went sideways. I don't want to sound rude but my god, the steering isn't power steering, so as you can imagine, I was literally fighting the wheel to keep to the right! Also needed a solid 4000RPM I reckon in first to pull away lol.

Anyway, what has your worst journey where you have been driving? Do tell!

[saxoclarke]

same i hate having heavy people in the car heaviest has been a 20ST proffesional rugby prop 14st mate and 17 st mate car felt like it was dyeing lol

[Viper]

LOL!

My two worst journeys would be last Christmas driving from near Aylesbury/High Wycombe to York during the worst of the snow. The further north i went the less of the M1 i could see. Also i didn't have any wipers as the motor fuse had gone.

The other one was about three years ago from Newcastle to York when the bad snow had just started. Went to fill the car up. Was really cold, but roads were ok. By the time I had filled up the road was covered white. It took me about 4 hours to do a 1.5 hour drive. It was shit!

[P_Connor]

Ah I am fortunate enough not to have driven in full on snow yet. I know its high gears and low revs, but I know my tyres are awful on the tread atm!

[Yates]

driving in snow to portsmouth from darlo, guy also pulled out on me in motorway, drove up onto central reservation, missed armco just, missed turn off at that point too, next turn around wasnt for another 20 miles, so we went a diff way down, but it was shit no cars had drove down it, side ways around round abouts, altho that was me doing that haha

[blackeyedgirl]

Travelling by plane for me...

[Heftydanielson]

Dropping my Ex off after I dumped her while out with friends as no one would take her home.


Talk about awkward. xD

[Cam]

I used to give some bloke a lift to work he would never shut up and his breath act smelt worse then shit, once i was driving with my head basicly out the window he went your tired i fill quite tired to, i so felt like saying no your breath is act making me fill sick. After about a month he got laid off thank god :)

[devilsadvocate]

Travelling by plane for me...

You should try watching some Air Crash Investigation, I love that program :)

[Alexandraa]

Taking nearly 40 hours on a coach to get to Italy!

[Ashleyp]

Travelling by plane for me...

You can't beat a good ol' bit of turbulance! I love seeing that wing bend haha

[Cam]

You should try watching some Air Crash Investigation, I love that program :)

I watch this also, you ever seen the one with the 747 where the cockpit snapped of 35.000ft in the air and the plane kept going up and down for about 30 mins before ploughing into the sea, they reakon 90% of passengers where still conscious until it hit the water. Fuck that!

[Alexandraa]

Travelling by plane for me...

I love flying!
By plane.

[P_Connor]

lol it's fine Blackeyedgirl, statistically only 1 in 5 planes crash nowadays!

And lol to you hefty, seriously awkward! To make it slightly more awkward I would have possibly dropped her off somewhere near the house, and not at the house. God I'm evil!

Loving the stories here guys.

[Mr_X]

Worst, 5 hours standstill on the M25

[manta]

Tell your mate to lose some weight!

Love ACI though I haven't seen that 747 one!

[MrChris]

I love flying!
By plane.

I love flying, but not by plane!

[P_Connor]

I love flying, but not by plane!

Magic Carpet Mr Aladdin? lol :)

[Heftydanielson]

And lol to you hefty, seriously awkward! To make it slightly more awkward I would have possibly dropped her off somewhere near the house, and not at the house. God I'm evil!

Loving the stories here guys.


Haha love it.

[devilsadvocate]

I watch this also, you ever seen the one with the 747 where the cockpit snapped of 35.000ft in the air and the plane kept going up and down for about 30 mins before ploughing into the sea, they reakon 90% of passengers where still conscious until it hit the water. Fuck that!

Yeah I have seen them all :)

Some of them are mental!!

It's bad how many of them are due to pilot error :S

[Viper]

what has your worst journey where you have been driving? Do tell!

Travelling by plane for me...

Nice try love. Better luck next time!

[MrChris]

Magic Carpet Mr Aladdin? lol :)

Nar bruv I just get someone to drop us a draw

[blackeyedgirl]

You should try watching some Air Crash Investigation, I love that program :)

Oh I watch that religiously, probably not helping matters :) Been away 3 times this year, each time getting progressively worse and encountering more turbulent flights! Not my idea of fun!

[P_Connor]

Nice try love. Better luck next time!

Can't help but say I lol'd at this comment Sir, although I too picked up on it, I just went with it haha.

[mlawlan69]

http://www.jacdec.de/

just come across this, i too fucking hate flying, havent flown for years its so bad :(

cant think of my worst journey however, ops one was funny, no way would i offer a lift to a whale!!!

[blackeyedgirl]

Nice try love. Better luck next time!

I like my irrelevance :)

[devilsadvocate]

Oh I watch that religiously, probably not helping matters :) Been away 3 times this year, each time getting progressively worse and encountering more turbulent flights! Not my idea of fun!

I thought I was the only one who watched it, turns out no! lol

[blackeyedgirl]

I thought I was the only one who watched it, turns out no! lol

I take it you've seen the one where the pilot was sucked out of the cockpit window on the British Airways flight? That guys a legend tbh.

[Viper]

I like my irrelevance :)

I like your breasts.

[blackeyedgirl]

I like your breasts.

I like them too, wana share?

[Viper]

I like them too, wana share?

Yeah sure! I'll have the left one and you can have the right one. Deal?

[blackeyedgirl]

You're so kind. Of course. You've completely swept me off my feet.

[P_Connor]

Glad your both on the same page lol..........

[Viper]

You're so kind. Of course. You've completely swept me off my feet.

Seeing as you seem to be so willing to share, can i have some of your lady garden too?

[blackeyedgirl]

Of course, not forgetting the shitter, right?

[Viper]

Of course, not forgetting the shitter, right?

I'll tell you what. Ill keep the lady garden and you can keep the poo tube.

[Ali123]

the worst journey ive had so far is hitting a bird on the motorway at half 5 in the morning, thats all :)

[blackeyedgirl]

By I fort men luvd it up d shitttaaa

[Spanky]

Of course, not forgetting the shitter, right?

Tom loves the shitter!!

btw, seeing as you drive a MG TF i would of thought your worst driving experience would of been driving it in strong winds and the front end lifting = no steering, i had that in my mums TF not enjoyable at all!!

[MrChris]

the worst journey ive had so far is hitting a bird on the motorway at half 5 in the morning, thats all :)

Mate I hit birds all the time, on the motorway, if they're not in the kitchen, if my shirts are not ironed etc etc
Time of day is also not an issue when abusing the lesser sex

[Viper]

By I fort men luvd it up d shitttaaa

I don't know what you just said.

[Spanky]

By I fort men luvd it up d shitttaaa

Tom does ;)

[blackeyedgirl]

I don't know what you just said.

Neither do I

[Ali123]

Mate I hit birds all the time, on the motorway, if they're not in the kitchen, if my shirts are not ironed etc etc
Time of day is also not an issue when abusing the lesser sex

ahahahahah!:y:

[P_Connor]

I regret putting this in general chat now. Not because of the banter, but because of the lack of rep and thanks giving. Man some of these comments!

[devilsadvocate]

I take it you've seen the one where the pilot was sucked out of the cockpit window on the British Airways flight? That guys a legend tbh.

Yup it seems all the ones which landed safely were British airways pilots....bet you can't guess who I fly with :)

[blackeyedgirl]

Yup it seems all the ones which landed safely were British airways pilots....bet you can't guess who I fly with :)

Snap mate :) even though my last flight on British Airways was horrendous and I was fearing for my life!

[blackeyedgirl]

I regret putting this in general chat now. Not because of the banter, but because of the lack of rep and thanks giving. Man some of these comments!

Will boobies make it any better?

[SAXO8VYO]

Will boobies make it any better?

indeed they would :y:

just read this whole thread started getting bored then comments about females and it got a whole lot better

[P_Connor]

Will boobies make it any better?

I'm Hurt, getting hopes up for something that won't happen! But none the less, what SAXO8VYO said lol.

[Jay_]

Who is this blackeyedgirl lass??

And where are the boobies she is offering? Pics of GTFO

[Tommo87]

Worst journey was probably picking a car up from the rental lot in Florida and letting my mum drive, she pulled out of the lot onto the wrong side of the road and into the path of an oncoming 18 wheeler.

[Viper]

Worst journey was probably picking a car up from the rental lot in Florida and letting my mum drive, she pulled out of the lot onto the wrong side of the road and into the path of an oncoming 18 wheeler.

What a cunt!

[jw1325]

Coming back from Newcastle on the 11th of December this year.

Me, my sister in law, and my friend Danielle were minding our own business, singing along to One Direction (You don't know your beautiful- Oh oh) when someone on the other side of the road started flashing his headlights at us pretty furiously, came round the corner and there was a white EJ9 civic smashed up in the middle of the road, its engine about 4 or 5 feet out the car, with a red 307 estate on the grass verge. I got out and asked if there were any doctors / nurses / first aiders on the scene, there were none so I went over to the boy in the civic - his face was smashed to bits, and his legs were trapped. the floor of the civic had been ripped out and it was bare concrete under his feet. He was semi concious but in a bad way. I had my sister in law hold his head while I checked on the girls from the 307. They were ok, one was up and walking, other was lying down with a bad back. Other people were with them, and I asked someone to hold the girls head still and keep her talking so I went back to the other lad and held his head whilst we were waiting on the abulance / fire engine etc to arrive. Held it whist the fire men cut the roof of the car off.

The boy in the civic was coming southbound and the girls north when he lost control of his car, spun, and hit them head on. His face was completley caved in. I HATE blood - i had a nose bleed on Saturday night and I fainted - but I managed to deal with this boy.

I just hated the fact that I had to tell other people what to do - in those kinda situations you want to be TOLD what to do. Police took my details etc and I drove away and burst into tears. I'm a really strong person and am used to giving first aid and accidents when I'm teaching but that was the worst journey of my life.

[stevo67]

Yes last year going from Southampton to Stanstead airport at night,then coming back in the early hours next morning in heavy rain.Being cut up by maniac van drivers & watching the speed camera all the time not nice.

[Jay_]

Coming back from Newcastle on the 11th of December this year.
********* but that was the worst journey of my life.

any idea if the lad was alright in the end?

[tokyodrifte]

You don't know your beautiful- Oh oh :homme:

[P_Connor]

that was the worst journey of my life.

Damn, I can only imagine how bad and traumatic that was. Seriously well done though for stopping and taking control. In those situations if you have 4 people who don't have a clue and do nothing, a persons life is in much more danger.

[jw1325]

any idea if the lad was alright in the end?

god knows. I think he was cause the police never got back in touch.

[DundeeUnited]

Just got back from work, and well let's just say I had a passenger who I agreed to take home, however this passenger is a bit on the................ large size. 25 stone in fact. I was a bit scared if I'm being honest. My last MOT came out with an advisory of rust on the passenger side front suspension, and as soon as they sat in the car it just went sideways. I don't want to sound rude but my god, the steering isn't power steering, so as you can imagine, I was literally fighting the wheel to keep to the right! Also needed a solid 4000RPM I reckon in first to pull away lol.

Anyway, what has your worst journey where you have been driving? Do tell!


genuinley loled at that,

my mum doesnt like being in the car with me for some reason, and the feelings mutual cuz shes a panic merchant. i took her out one day and my driveshaft sheared off in middle of the motorway / evercomingincaragain

[Manu]

Ex who asked me a few times at the very, very fucking last minute to drive her to her mates and she would stay there all weekend. Then pick her up and driving her back home. The catch was she lived 220 miles away, so multiply that by 4 trips and we're talking a good 900 miles total, petrol out of my own pocket. Basically I spend the whole fucking weekend driving the princess. She did that twice, I made sure it didn't happen a third time.

[Jay_]

Ex who asked me a few times at the very, very fucking last minute to drive her to her mates and she would stay there all weekend. Then pick her up and driving her back home. The catch was she lived 220 miles away, so multiply that by 4 trips and we're talking a good 900 miles total, petrol out of my own pocket. Basically I spend the whole fucking weekend driving the princess. She did that twice, I made sure it didn't happen a third time.

I hoping you fucking battered the bitch! YEAH! :boxing:

[Manu]

I hoping you fucking battered the bitch! YEAH! :boxing:

Obviously at some point into our relationship she figured I could be her own personal taxi no matter what the distance was. The third time I said no, and hell came out of her eyes. I had to explain to her that her little fancy weekends with her mates cost me over £100 a pop, with me ending up driving the whole fucking weekend.

What I didn't like was to be asked at the very last minute after doing 200+ miles, as in "This weekend I am going to see my friends while you wait for my phone call to drive me back home. What's wrong honey, we'll spend plenty of time together in the car". On top of that she was expecting me to do 100 mph+ on the motorways etc, "drive faster I'm bored, my previous ex had a fast Merc etc ". Thing was, she was a little paris Hilton type with daddy owning a chain of hotels etc, expecting to have everything handed to her when and where she wanted it. That didn't last long. Bitch. She still did try to get us back together a few times, and how she missed me blahblahblah. Easily qualifies as my worst journeys, took me a whole freaking day once to drive her ass through traffic jams etc.