Stupid kids names

[miken2k8]

Whats the stupidest kids name you've heard lately my mate just called her daughter honey lol

[Manu]

some Lybian guy called his daughter facebook.

Some people tried to call their daughter Megan Renault, court ruled and said no :/

Some swedes tried to call their daughter metallica

Then the worst I know of is a kid named adolf hitler: check this shit out http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28269290/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/-year-old-hitler-cant-get-name-cake/#.TvyzS1btyf0 That happened a couple of years ago, the kid has been taken away from his parents since.

[Moke]

facebook

This... What a stupid thing to do.

[Dom]

Moke.

I mean, what cunt would name anyone Moke?

[ed-bradley]

names like, Star and sunshine.. Hippy names fuck me off for some reason.
Why not just call them, Dave or paul.

[Rudpud]

This... What a stupid thing to do.

+1 but Michael is also pretty bad.

In seriousness, Peaches?

[Moke]

Moke.

I mean, what cunt would name anyone Moke?

Says you Domley Don :homme: ;)

[stevo67]

Chelsea and Alexis piss me off,one lad at school was called Blue.

[Yates]

did he actually call her facebook? the pic you see i swear that was from the Egypt riots, which started over facebook, hence the guy with the cardboard with facebook on

[Moke]

did he actually call her facebook? the pic you see i swear that was from the Egypt riots, which started over facebook, hence the guy with the cardboard with facebook on

Yup.....

http://www.allfacebook.com/egyptian-baby-girl-named-facebook-after-revolution-2011-02

[Dom]

+1 but Michael is also pretty bad.

In seriousness, Peaches?

Oi you cunt, I named my VTR 'Peaches', and my current GTi 'Peaches II'

Says you Domley Don :homme: ;)

Domley is a sick name ;)

Mike Newbold is a pretty shite name tbh.

[Sparky26]

fleur or however you spell it. Just makes me think of flem.

[Manu]

did he actually call her facebook? the pic you see i swear that was from the Egypt riots, which started over facebook, hence the guy with the cardboard with facebook on

correct, Egypt, my mistake: http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/19/facebook-egypt-newborn/

[Rudpud]

Oi you cunt, I named my VTR 'Peaches', and my current GTi 'Peaches II'

They aren't your kids so back off babes.

[Moke]

Domley is a sick name ;)

Mike Newbold is a pretty shite name tbh.

Who's that?

[LeeM]

My mates girlfriend has a daughter from before he met her, she called it Fendi. Ridiculous

[K17NEY]

The welsh name Mair does my head in because it's hard to say, pronounced Myrr..

[Dom]

They aren't your kids so back off babes.

In your language;

"KMT Blad, you know who man are you gets me? I got baaaaare hoes in different area codes. BRB. Going KFC enit, followed by Nando'z"

Know what I mean Jake?

Who's that?

OP.

[Manu]

My mates girlfriend has a daughter from before he met her, she called it Fendi. Ridiculous

lol, should have called her armani, or dolcegabbana something:clapping:

brand whore chavs

[Moke]

OP.

Trololololol.

[Yates]

i dont know why i knew it was Egypt

[Rudpud]

In your language;

"KMT Blad, you know who man are you gets me? I got baaaaare hoes in different area codes. BRB. Going KFC enit, followed by Nando'z"

Know what I mean Jake?
.


In translation to proper english;

Kiss my teeth, Do you know who this person is? I have lots of prostitutes in many different areas of a county. Im now going to go to Kentucky Fried Chicken then after that, I will be going to Nando's.

What does that have anything to do with names? Or just crying about the peaches comment? :P

[0rang3peel]

Guy at my work just had a girl & called her dakota...

what a truly awful name.

[Dom]

In translation to proper english;

Kiss my teeth, Do you know who this person is? I have lots of prostitutes in many different areas of a county. Im now going to go to Kentucky Fried Chicken then after that, I will be going to Nando's.

What does that have anything to do with names? Or just crying about the peaches comment? :P

Just generally having a man period tbh.

I hate bitches called Chelsea, being named after a Football team is just gay, and they moan when I call them 'Premiership' as a nick name.

[martinmac]

I was in Asda the other day and a little girl of about 3 years old ran past me.... Her stupid chav mum shouted "shakira come here!!!!"

Shakira.... Really?

[wicked-vtr]

What ever happened to normal names like Dave and Steve? Good manly names, like a man would have

[Manu]

Enjoy: YOUTUBE - Top 60 Ghetto Black Names (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ)

[saxo-parts]

Just generally having a man period tbh.

I hate bitches called Chelsea, being named after a Football team is just gay, and they moan when I call them 'Premiership' as a nick name.

sod off nob head, i've got a Chelsea amongst the brood, as well as an Emma,Emily,Sydney,Eben,Kayden,Karl,Macaulley and Jessica lol, any of the others offend your senses Domimatrix

[Dom]

sod off nob head, i've got a Chelsea amongst the brood, as well as an Emma,Emily,Sydney,Eben,Kayden,Karl,Macaulley and Jessica lol, any of the others offend your senses Domimatrix

No need to take up the whole baby name book with your clan! :homme:

Which one wears that flat peak?

[saxo-parts]

Mac, he don't wear a flat peak now, he's having a police sponsored holiday

[saxo-parts]

What ever happened to normal names like Dave and Steve? Good manly names, like a man would have

and Ken

[P_Connor]

I must admit younger people with old peoples names winds me up. Helga, Dorothy, you get the idea. They stand no chance, and will only fit in after the age of 70.

[Dom]

and Ken

Just reminded me, what the fuck is with all the bitches and slags all over facebook saying "I'm Barbie.. I'm barbie this that and the mother fucking other".

When the bitches quite clearly aren't, just another slag who claims just because they put their make up on with a paintball gun, they think they are sexy?

I'd be gutted if I chewed through a million tampons just to get a smell of barbie's shit and it turned out looking like the whores on facebook.

[xpeterpx]

Anything the Beckhams have called theirs...

[saxo-parts]

Just reminded me, what the fuck is with all the bitches and slags all over facebook saying "I'm Barbie.. I'm barbie this that and the mother fucking other".

When the bitches quite clearly aren't, just another slag who claims just because they put their make up on with a paintball gun, they think they are sexy?

I'd be gutted if I chewed through a million tampons just to get a smell of barbie's shit and it turned out looking like the whores on facebook.

tame your anger kidda, the voices will take over again

[Dom]

tame your anger kidda, the voices will take over again

I haven't slept right since..

http://kidsmusic.net.ru/covers/the_choirboys.jpg

[saxo-parts]

lolololol don't keep posting pictures like that, i'm running out of room in the woods for all the shallow graves

[stevie_m]

Believe it or not but I heard some kid being called "Handsome" I though it was a nickname .... Nope the kid was actually called Handsome

[VTR_Bass87]

What ever happened to normal names like Dave and Steve? Good manly names, like a man would have

Hahaha funnily enough my names Dave and my old mans is Steve :boxing:

weird name iv'e heard is asif mann lools

[Dom]

lolololol don't keep posting pictures like that, i'm running out of room in the woods for all the shallow graves

Is that why I haven't heard Karl complain for the last few days :detective:

[JamesR]

Enjoy: YOUTUBE - Top 60 Ghetto Black Names (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ)

All of them, are utterly ridiculous.

[Rudpud]

All of them, are utterly ridiculous.

Because most of them are made up and are jokes.

Fri' Chickenisha...

[Viper]

If I ever have a son he will be called Sebastian :A:

[saxo-parts]

If I ever have a son he will be called Sebastian :A:

i want a Montgomery

[Viper]

i want a Montgomery

Is Montgomery a world champion?

[Manu]

Because most of them are made up and are jokes.

Fri' Chickenisha...
still frighteningly close to reality :y:

[saxo-parts]

no, a WW2 British Army general, Bernard Montgomery, led the 8th Army in North Africa. You on about Sebastian Coe or Sebastian the Meerkat?

[Viper]

no, a WW2 British Army general, Bernard Montgomery, led the 8th Army in North Africa. You on about Sebastian Coe or Sebastian the Meerkat?

My chemistry teacher's teddy bear...

[Rudpud]

still frighteningly close to reality :y:

Watermelonandrea...

Im surprised the do-gooders havent come in and moaned about that video being racist

[Chr15]

Rudpud and Crabzy are the worst names ;)

[craig180]

If I ever have a son he will be called Sebastian :A:

The authorities would never allow you to adopt, let alone name the child after the 2nd best driver in F1

[Viper]

The authorities would never allow you to adopt, let alone name the child after the 2nd best driver in F1

Ayrton Sebastian Gray... Sounds good to me ;)

[wassy78]

Bugger hope people don't say half these names :( on my thread

[saxo-parts]

Alan Kenneth Basil Wass has a ring to it

[wassy78]

Pmpl really stop smoking that shit again lol