BMW Evo?

[essexdon]

Spotted this a few weeks ago.

Speaks for its self really...

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg36/essexdon/2011-11-01141007.jpg

[Ashleyp]

haha. ghetto moddin'

looks like a 4 door to! any spoiler on a 4 door BMW just doesnt cut it for me.

[rey]

Who says chav's can't afford E46's ;)

Mind, still better than Gibbo's banana wagon.

[Stefan_Wood]

Didnt top gear do something like that on the bmw

[essexdon]

This is a 318 btw hahaha

[Ashleyp]

Not even a 6pot engine. fail!

[Yates]

i think its bobthebuilders car

[bobthebuilder]

i think its bobthebuilders car

Spot on..

[Ashleyp]

Yates is such an E-bully. forcing kids to change their avatar lol

[mangojace]

gibbo's car ?

[johnlambert]

thats lovely

[bobthebuilder]

Yates is such an E-bully. forcing kids to change their avatar lol


If this is aimed at me, least have the balls to mention my name.

Why would I change my picture cause of some silly wankers on a forum.

Let me change it back, just for you. :homme:

[Ashleyp]

If this is aimed at me, least have the balls to mention my name.

Why would I change my picture cause of some silly wankers on a forum.

Let me change it back, just for you. :homme:

Pretty obvious it was aimed at you...

But you did change your pic though, did'nt you?

Genius.

[bobthebuilder]

Pretty obvious it was aimed at you...

But you did change your pic though, did'nt you?

Genius.

Yes, I changed my pic, thank you for noticing, the genius you are.

[Ashleyp]

So why are you getting worked up on the internet about something you did do then?

[bobthebuilder]

Oh look, I changed it again. :fcuk:

[Ashleyp]

Good effort. I prefer that sight to you in your tracksuit looking into a dirty mirror whilst sitting on the loo if i'm honest.

[bobthebuilder]

Good effort. I prefer that sight to you in your tracksuit looking into a dirty mirror whilst sitting on the loo if i'm honest.

Come on you can do better than that.

[Ashleyp]

I have no need to, judging by the level of wit you've produced on this forum.

[bobthebuilder]

If you want a reaction out of me, It's just not gonna work, I'm ever so sorry x

[Moke]

That's fucking well nice.

Wish more people would mod their cars like that.

[Ashleyp]

If you want a reaction out of me, It's just not gonna work, I'm ever so sorry x

Pretty sure it was you who wanted the reaction ;)

If this is aimed at me, least have the balls to mention my name.

Why would I change my picture cause of some silly wankers on a forum.

Let me change it back, just for you. :homme:

[bobthebuilder]

Pretty sure it was you who wanted the reaction ;)

How sure ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Yates]

can someone change bobs name to knob, much more realistic

[djmartin]

well back on topic guys..




I like cake mmmmmmmmmmmm

[bobthebuilder]

can someone change bobs name to knob, much more realistic

Can* Bob's* realistic.*

Did your mom never teach you your basic English skills.

[Rudpud]

Can* Bob's* realistic.*

Did your mom never teach you your basic English skills.

Mum*...

[bobthebuilder]

Mum*...

We all have different ways of saying "Mum, Mom, Mother" etc so I don't see how you putting "Mum*" would be some how correcting my spelling?

[Karlb1]

We all have different ways of saying "Mum, Mom, Mother" etc so I don't see how you putting "Mum*" would be some how correcting my spelling?

Because we're speaking the original English, not the American alternate.

[Yates]

Can* Bob's* realistic.*

Did your mom never teach you your basic English skills.

no my english teacher did

[bobthebuilder]

Because we're speaking the original English, not the American alternate.

Wherever you go in the UK everyone will have different ways of saying "Mother". You don't say "Muther" so why should it be "Mum".

[bobthebuilder]

no my english teacher did


No* English* did.*

Deary, deary me.

[Karlb1]

Wherever you go in the UK everyone will have different ways of saying "Mother". You don't say "Muther" so why should it be "Mum".

Because you're a twat.

[Yates]

Wherever you go in the UK everyone will have different ways of saying "Mother". You don't say "Muther" so why should it be "Mum".

you dont say mather either, but people still say mum

however you do say bob, and you can also say cunt ;)

[Yates]

No* English* did.*

Deary, deary me.

whats up mate

[Karlb1]

Also Bob, you forgot your question mark on the comment above, so fuck you.

[bobthebuilder]

Because you're a twat.

Please feel free to tell me something I don't know. :A:

[bobthebuilder]

you dont say mather either, but people still say mum

however you do say bob, and you can also say cunt ;)

I prefer arsehole myself, but cunt I can live with..

[Yates]

I prefer arsehole myself, but cunt I can live with..

nothing wrong with being gay

[bobthebuilder]

Also Bob, you forgot your question mark on the comment above, so fuck you.


What makes you think my real name is Bob?

[Karlb1]

I prefer arsehole myself, but cunt I can live with..

I had the feeling you preffered areshole..

[Karlb1]

What makes you think my real name is Bob?

It's an abreviation of your screen name darling.

[bobthebuilder]

nothing wrong with being gay

I know that's why you should take it easy with your dad. :homme:

[bobthebuilder]

I had the feeling you preffered areshole..

Preffered? I get the feeling you're trying so hard to spell correct so I don't pick up on anything.


Preferred* my dear friend.

[bobthebuilder]

It's an abreviation of your screen name darling.

Abbreviation *

[Yates]

I know that's why you should take it easy with your dad. :homme:

oh family members, brilliant.

[Karlb1]

That doesn't change the fact that you still prefer arsehole..and now you're picking up the family member jokes, you must be a right little chav.

[bobthebuilder]

oh family members, brilliant.

+1 :y:

[bobthebuilder]

That doesn't change the fact that you still prefer arsehole..and now you're picking up the family member jokes, you must be a right little chav.

If only a chav could spell this good..

[Karlb1]

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n522/Karlb1/images-1.jpg

[bobthebuilder]

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n522/Karlb1/images-1.jpg


Glad we cleared it up, darling.

[Karlb1]

Me too, honey. Kiss?

[bobthebuilder]

Me too, honey. Kiss?

Mwah x

[Karlb1]

Mwah x

I meant a real one you prick...wanna get my tongue right down your throat.

[bobthebuilder]

I meant a real one you prick...wanna get my tongue right down your throat.

So feisty.

[Karlb1]

So feisty.

Fisty**

[Yates]

did you sign on today bob?

[Karlb1]

Yates, i love your sig :y:

[bobthebuilder]

Fisty**

:homme:

[bobthebuilder]

did you sign on today bob?


No, I did not sign on, how about you?

[Karlb1]

:homme:

Nothing :homme: about a good hard fisting..

[bobthebuilder]

Yates, i love your sig :y:

+ 1, it shows I'm loved, yet he's getting pissed of and feels the need to try and embarrass me :hug:

[Yates]

No, I did not sign on, how about you?

no mate, ive got a job, today was pay day though, just under 3k for this month ;)

[Karlb1]

Can i fist your arsehole yet?

[bobthebuilder]

no mate, ive got a job, today was pay day though, just under 3k for this month ;)

Don't spend it all at once big boy. ;)

[bobthebuilder]

Can i fist your arsehole yet?

Only if I can dress up as a tramp and you let me call you son, I like to feel like I'm your mother. :homme:

[bobthebuilder]

Lovin' the sigs btw. :D

[Karlb1]

If you dress up as a tramp and call me Karl, I like to feel like I'm your mother. :homme:

Got you before you changed it. Why would my mother be called Karl? somebody made a booboo...

[bobthebuilder]

Got you before you changed it. Why would my mother be called Karl? somebody made a booboo...

Winge winge. ;)

[Yates]

Don't spend it all at once big boy. ;)

well that would just be stupid

[bobthebuilder]

well that would just be stupid

Yes, yes it would.

[Ashleyp]

lol @ knobthebuilder trying to call people out on the internet with his severe lack of wit.

Get back to the toilet chav boy.

[bobthebuilder]

lol @ knobthebuilder trying to call people out on the internet with his severe lack of wit.

Get back to the toilet chav boy.

Lol @ you presuming I'm a chav. Why so stereo typical :homme:

"Trying to call people out" lmao, who says this :fcuk:

[Moke]

Hi Bob.

[bobthebuilder]

Hi Bob.

Hello Moke.

[DundeeUnited]

ever cupcake yourself then rate it out of 10?

[bobthebuilder]

ever cupcake yourself then rate it out of 10?

Rated myself 11 once, it was that bad.

[mangojace]

Lol @ you presuming I'm a chav. Why so stereo typical :homme:

"Trying to call people out" lmao, who says this :fcuk:

He presummes we are all chavs because we dont drive german barges :homme:

[Moke]

Bob, if you're so clever, why can't you multi-quote?

POZT CAWUNT FO DA WEN!

[Juggyluggs]

wow this thread masssively spun off bobthebuilder obviously hasn't given his j.c.b a ride today ;)

[e8_pqck]

'tis the season to be jolly,

trololollololollolol

[bobthebuilder]

Bob, if you're so clever, why can't you multi-quote?

POZT CAWUNT FO DA WEN!


Pardon? Is this you trying to be funny or am I missing something?

Wb x

EDIT: Just figured out what you meant (after laughing for so long, obviously). Why would I care about my "post count" LOL :fcuk:

wow this thread masssively spun off bobthebuilder obviously hasn't given his j.c.b a ride today ;)

It broke down. :(

[Simon0014]

Can* Bob's* realistic.*

Did your mom never teach you your basic English skills.

Because thats a good use of english I suppose :err: Oh wait no...

[bobthebuilder]

Because thats a good use of english I suppose :err: Oh wait no...

That's* English* oh*

Good attempt though. :A:

[Yates]

That's* English* oh*

Good attempt though. :A:

we have someone on here that already corrects peoples spelling and grammar, and unlike you, people like him

[bobthebuilder]

we have someone on here that already corrects peoples spelling and grammar, and unlike you, people like him


I believe this is the point where I'm supposed to care? :homme:

[Ashleyp]

I believe this is the point where I'm supposed to care? :homme:

You cared enough to change your avatar after people laughed at the chavtastic image of your self, maybe you should care enough about this to GTFO.

[bobthebuilder]

You cared enough to change your avatar after people laughed at the chavtastic image of your self, maybe you should care enough about this to GTFO.


Aw you getting a bit annoyed, like I said why would I change my picture because of you thinking I'm sitting on a toilet, the tracksuit is for gym (a place where you probably have never, or never will be in your life).

But baby I'm not going anywhere soon. xx :hug:


EDIT: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=181388


HAHA :y: :fcuk:

[Yates]

Aw you getting a bit annoyed, like I said why would I change my picture because of you thinking I'm sitting on a toilet, the tracksuit is for gym (a place where you probably have never, or never will be in your life).

But baby I'm not going anywhere soon. xx :hug:


EDIT: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=181388


HAHA :y: :fcuk:

you cared enough to search for a thread 2 years back

[bobthebuilder]

you cared enough to search for a thread 2 years back


You care enough to keep replying, trying to be funny, yet still managing to look a cock. :homme:


"Ashleyp" why would you ask a forum for some relationship advice? Hahahahahahahaha :fcuk::fcuk::fcuk:

[Yates]

You care enough to keep replying, trying to be funny, yet still managing to look a cock. :homme:


"Ashleyp" why would you ask a forum for some relationship advice? Hahahahahahahaha :fcuk::fcuk::fcuk:

i never said anything about caring, where have i tried to be funny

il be honest with you, there is only one person in this thread looking a cock, give you a clue, its you

[bobthebuilder]

i never said anything about caring, where have i tried to be funny

il be honest with you, there is only one person in this thread looking a cock, give you a clue, its you


No mate It's not me, I give you lot the bait, and you all take it, like a bunch of wankers you are. :hug:

[MiniGibbo]

I like this kid, he's my kind of arsehole..

[Yates]

No mate It's not me, I give you lot the bait, and you all take it, like a bunch of wankers you are. :hug:

what baits this then, please show me where ive reacted and took the bait and beem made to look a cock

[bobthebuilder]

I like this kid, he's my kind of arsehole..


Hello :hug:

[Moke]

I like this kid, he's my kind of arsehole..

You queer fuck!

[bobthebuilder]

what baits this then, please show me where ive reacted and took the bait and beem made to look a cock

Please, feel free to read back over the thread. :hug:

[MiniGibbo]

Back to the gym Moke..

Speaking of training you mention you train "bobthebuilder" what is your total?

[Moke]

Back to the gym Moke..

Speaking of training you mention you train "bobthebuilder" what is your total?

Going back next week mate.

[Yates]

Please, feel free to read back over the thread. :hug:

i have, and i have never reacted to what you have said, merely replied, for some reason you seem to think you are winding everyone up, but your actually not

[MiniGibbo]

Same first day back tomorrow night for nine or ten days lol..

Going to be hard :(

[Moke]

Same first day back tomorrow night for nine or ten days lol..

Going to be hard :(

Too much information pal.

[bobthebuilder]

i have, and i have never reacted to what you have said, merely replied, for some reason you seem to think you are winding everyone up, but your actually not

"we have someone on here that already corrects peoples spelling and grammar, and unlike you, people like him"

Which implies you don't like me, which must mean at some stage of this thread I have wound you up, otherwise you just wouldn't reply to me, would you?

It's ok, we can get through this. :hug:

[MiniGibbo]

It's ok I'll still be epic repping 140kg :A:

You enjoy benching the bar ;)

[Moke]

It's ok I'll still be epic repping 140kg :A:

You enjoy benching the bar ;)

Haha, I've told you mate, I don't do the bench!

[bobthebuilder]

Back to the gym Moke..

Speaking of training you mention you train "bobthebuilder" what is your total?

What's my total what? :A:

[MiniGibbo]

A powerlifters total is made up of his single lift personal bests of benchpress, deadlifts and squats.

In other words "how much of a man you are"

When you get a total exceeding 600kg youre classed as very strong.

[Yates]

"we have someone on here that already corrects peoples spelling and grammar, and unlike you, people like him"

Which implies you don't like me, which must mean at some stage of this thread I have wound you up, otherwise you just wouldn't reply to me, would you?

It's ok, we can get through this. :hug:

it doesn't mean you have wound me up it just means you come across as a cock, like i said a few posts back

[bobthebuilder]

A powerlifters total is made up of his single lift personal bests of benchpress, deadlifts and squats.

In other words "how much of a man you are"

When you get a total exceeding 600kg youre classed as very strong.

Ok, I said I go gym, didn't mention any of this bollox, that means fuck all to me. :A:

it doesn't mean you have wound me up it just means you come across as a cock, like i said a few posts back

I love you too x

[MiniGibbo]

My respect I had for you has just halved..

[Yates]

A powerlifters total is made up of his single lift personal bests of benchpress, deadlifts and squats.

In other words "how much of a man you are"

When you get a total exceeding 600kg youre classed as very strong.

surely its down to your own weight as well though?

[bobthebuilder]

My respect I had for you has just halved..

Cry cry..

[bobthebuilder]

surely its down to your own weight as well though?

Can I ask, why is your "1.1" such an "animal"?

[MiniGibbo]

Yeah competiting is all about body weight, a 600+ total is rule of thumb.

If you can lift three times your body weight your "super strong" to be precise.

[Yates]

Can I ask, why is your "1.1" such an "animal"?

its got animal decals on

[MiniGibbo]

Cry cry..

*shakes head..

Can I ask, why is your "1.1" such an "animal"?

Poor move.

You're not the troll I thought you where..

[bobthebuilder]

its got animal decals on

Got a thread of your "animal"?

[bobthebuilder]

*shakes head..



Poor move.

You're not the troll I thought you where..


I like you, you're a cunt.

[Yates]

Yeah competiting is all about body weight, a 600+ total is rule of thumb.

If you can lift three times your body weight your "super strong" to be precise.

3 times your weight on just one exercise/one lift?

most ive done is 100kg when i was 77kg, on bench, never done max on squats or dead lifts

[Yates]

Got a thread of your "animal"?

yeah just search 1.1 animal

[MiniGibbo]

Yeah three times weight on a single lift so for example you Weighing 77kg dead lifting 231kg..

Im not sure if it's been done on bench but squat and deadlift has and puts you into the "gym ledgend" status..

Im hoping personally to achieve it on both squats and deadlift raw in the next 18 months.

[Yates]

Yeah three times weight on a single lift so for example you Weighing 77kg dead lifting 231kg..

Im not sure if it's been done on bench but squat and deadlift has and puts you into the "gym ledgend" status..

Im hoping personally to achieve it on both squats and deadlift raw in the next 18 months.

im not that into it to ever get that far into training

[bobthebuilder]

yeah just search 1.1 animal

Cba.

It's most likely gonna be the same as all the saxo's on here, personally I think saxo's are fuckin' shit, I will never understand why some people on this forum will put thousands of pounds in to a shit french car.

:A:

[Yates]

Cba.

It's most likely gonna be the same as all the saxo's on here, personally I think saxo's are fuckin' shit, I will never understand why some people on this forum will put thousands of pounds in to a shit french car.

:A:

it would beat your 1.4 sax

[bobthebuilder]

it would beat your 1.4 sax


The 1.4 sax I owned months ago? :fcuk:

It's not the speed of saxo's, It's the appearance, no matter what anyone thinks on this forum, you all look like dickheads driving your saxo's.

[MiniGibbo]

Rather have a saxo than a 6n2 or mk4 golf.. They're the worst vw's made to date..

[Yates]

The 1.4 sax I owned months ago? :fcuk:

It's not the speed of saxo's, It's the appearance, no matter what anyone thinks on this forum, you all look like dickheads driving your saxo's.

doesnt matter when you owned it, it would of beat it

old woman over the road driving her saxo doesnt look a dickhead i think she suits it

[Ryan]

It's not the speed of saxo's, It's the appearance, no matter what anyone thinks on this forum, you all look like dickheads driving your saxo's.

Which makes it all the more fun when you upset people on a track day in your 'shit saxo'

[bobthebuilder]

Rather have a saxo than a 6n2 or mk4 golf.. They're the worst vw's made to date..

Calm it sted head nobody asked for your opinion. :A:

doesnt matter when you owned it, it would of beat it

old woman over the road driving her saxo doesnt look a dickhead i think she suits it


I don't care about speed I just said, you all still look like nobs in your little tins :fcuk:

[bobthebuilder]

Which makes it all the more fun when you upset people on a track day in your 'shit saxo'

Can't say I care bout "track days" but I know I'd much rather drive a VW than a Citroen as an every day car, mainly because I don't look like a cunt. :homme:

[Yates]

Calm it sted head nobody asked for your opinion. :A:




I don't care about speed I just said, you all still look like nobs in your little tins :fcuk:

so how come you signed up on a saxo forum not having a saxo? only douches do that

[MiniGibbo]

Sat in your polo wearing a noddy hat with a gormless look on your face driving with your seat flat to the floor..

[bobthebuilder]

so how come you signed up on a saxo forum not having a saxo? only douches do that

To get help with problems, because that's all my saxo was, a problem.

"Douche" please, who say's that? :homme:

[bobthebuilder]

Sat in your polo wearing a noddy hat with a gormless look on your face driving with your seat flat to the floor..

Sat on a computer thinking you're a hard man cause you can lift weights 3x your body weight..

[Moke]

To get help with problems, because that's all my saxo was, a problem.

"Douche" please, who say's that? :homme:

Sat on a computer thinking you're a hard man cause you can lift weights 3x your body weight..

Are you still retarded enough to not know how to multi-quote?

I thought you were clever, but I guess not.

[MiniGibbo]

Sat on a computer thinking you're a hard man cause you can lift weights 3x your body weight..

Yes 100%

That makes me an alpha male. I'm like the lion with the biggest main walking around with my huge balls swinging in full sight.

[bobthebuilder]

Are you still retarded enough to not know how to multi-quote?

I thought you were clever, but I guess not.



The more you say this, the more I will not "multi-quote".

:homme:

[Moke]

The more you say this, the more I will not "multi-quote".

:homme:

Whatever.

You know in your car description? Why is Golf in capitals?

Retard.

[bobthebuilder]

Whatever.

You know in your car description? Why is Golf in capitals?

Retard.

Best you got, really? :homme:

Why do you have "'R" :hug:

[Moke]

Best you got, really? :homme:

Why do you have "'R" :hug:

I don't need to argue on a forum tbh mate...

And because it's short for VTR... Now answer my question.

[bobthebuilder]

I don't need to argue on a forum tbh mate...

And because it's short for VTR... Now answer my question.


What if someone doesn't know that "'R" is short for VTR?

And because, I simply felt like it TBH MATE... :hug:

[Moke]

What if someone doesn't know that "'R" is short for VTR?

And because, I simply felt like it TBH MATE... :hug:

If you're on a Saxo forum and don't realise that 'R is short for VTR, then you must be retarded.

:detective:

[bobthebuilder]

If you're on a Saxo forum and don't realise that 'R is short for VTR, then you must be retarded.

:detective:


Must be retarded for owning a saxo anyway. :fcuk:

[Moke]

Must be retarded for owning a saxo anyway. :fcuk:

Why?

Please explain...

[bobthebuilder]

Why?

Please explain...

Ugly sums it up beautifully, I hated my Saxo, was disguising inside & out.

[Moke]

Ugly sums it up beautifully, I hated my Saxo, was disguising inside & out.

What? Sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

[bobthebuilder]

What? Sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

Disgusting. :A:

[Juggyluggs]

and you own a mk4 golf the ugliest golf that has ever graced this planet

[Moke]

Disgusting. :A:

If you had said that in the first place, there would be less spam on the forum.

It's people like you that need to be banned. :detective:

[bobthebuilder]

If you had said that in the first place, there would be less spam on the forum.

It's people like you that need to be banned. :detective:


I'm waiting for it. :A:

[bobthebuilder]

and you own a mk4 golf the ugliest golf that has ever graced this planet

How many underage girls you had in your Saxo then. :homme:



Yes I didn't multi-quote.

[bobthebuilder]

Nobody?

[bobthebuilder]

Nothing?

[bobthebuilder]

Jingle bells Jingle bells

[Scott]

I have something. Fuck off you little knob.

[Scott]

Prawned |\|00|3

[Moke]

I have something. Fuck off you little knob.

Prawned |\|00|3

:hug: ....

[Ryan]

I have something. Fuck off you little knob.

1st ban of the year? :D

[timmythechef]

He was a turd, is it a perma ban?

[Scott]

1st ban of the year? :D

Fuck didn't think about that!! WINNAH!!

After me unbanning a few folk earlier as well :)

[Juggyluggs]

How many underage girls you had in your Saxo then. :homme:



Yes I didn't multi-quote.

Shame i haven't got a saxo dude ;) o wait you're banned lol

[Ryan]

Fuck didn't think about that!! WINNAH!!

After me unbanning a few folk earlier as well :)

HAHA!! James wont be happy with you. He had waited 364 days for that moment.

[Scott]

He is totally aroused by it. Only raises a semi in my Y's

[timmythechef]

Holy fuck...

[essexdon]

WOW!

What a fucking cunt, ruining MY fucking thread!

Dickhead...