Hairspray accident

[stevenet15]

Mate of mine went to tescos with his girl mate and while walking back she was swinging her back around as she was walking, all of a sudden the bag split and the can of hairspray she bought few out and hit my mate in the face... Let pics tell the rest of the story

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/stevecnet/HairSpray01.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/stevecnet/HairSpray02.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/stevecnet/HairSpray03.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/stevecnet/HairSpray04.png

[Giraffe]

Must have been swinging it with some severe force... You sure you got a full story there? Looks like someone smashed him full on in the face with it...

[m11ler]

She must have been swinging that back like a right nutter for it to come out with that much force.. Im sure there's more to this story :detective:

Edit, dave beat me to it there

[stevenet15]

That what him and her are telling everyone

[J222JRA]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Giraffe]

That what him and her are telling everyone

You're being bullshitted to. I wouldn't stand for it. Go and smack him and her in the face with another can of hairspray to show them their lies will not be tolerated, then tell everyone, including the police, that you were swinging a bag around etc.

[Jay_]

I am taking this to mean

bag was swinging, bag split, hairspray hit floor then shot off like a rocket and twated poor lad.

But still, I dont think its the whole truth. looks a bit brutal and far too central in his face to be an accident

[rey]

I don't believe any of your story threads since the last one about your 'mates' message in a club..

Get a picture of the guy with a shoe on his head and/or a picture with you then I'll believe.

[m11ler]

So basically.. boy gets a bit heavy handed with said girl.. she hits him in the face with a can of hairspray, both are to embaressed to say anything so they make up a bullshit story..
everyones thinking it

[J222JRA]

I don't believe any of your story threads since the last one about your 'mates' message in a club..

Get a picture of the guy with a shoe on his head and/or a picture with you then I'll believe.

Im with you......

:y:

[holdawayt]

Was about to say, your last thread about "your mate" had been around for ages. Sure we'll see this pop up somewhere else too.

[Manu]

I don't believe any of your story threads since the last one about your 'mates' message in a club..


my first thought...



http://bachelorfrog.com/showimage.php/1175/unleash-organic-protein-fart-out-of-anus-not-a-single-fuck-was-given-that-day.jpg

[stevenet15]

Was about to say, your last thread about "your mate" had been around for ages. Sure we'll see this pop up somewhere else too.

It is my mate in the flesh, that message one was what a mate sent me so I presumed it was him

[stevenet15]

I don't believe any of your story threads since the last one about your 'mates' message in a club..

Get a picture of the guy with a shoe on his head and/or a picture with you then I'll believe.

My mate sent me the massage one in the club so I presumed it was him I didn't know I just got the text off him, this is my mate in the flesh

[ha_x3]

lol unlucky

[Gandi699]

Does your mate always look a bit retarded or does he actually have downs?

[stevenet15]

Does your mate always look a bit retarded or does he actually have downs?

Lmao that's the way he looks, he comes in the club I work at all the time and to be fair to he he's a , he always try's to chat to women lol not that he gets far

[Gandi699]

Wouldn't have thought that cans diameter was as wide as the cut is on his face too

[Carlvtr88]

That looks more like she lay him on the floor, stood the can upright on his face and stamped on it.

A swing surely would cause a bruise and a cut at best, Not a can print gash in his head ?

[Manu]

no blood on the can and the diameters don't match? Try harder.

[Gandi699]

Looks more the width of a pint glass to me..did she glass him in the pub?

[Manu]

Looks more the width of a pint glass to me..did she glass him in the pub?

don't start leading him into variations of the original bullshit story please.

[Giraffe]

Does your mate always look a bit retarded or does he actually have downs?

Pretty dickheadish comment really. Are you always a badman or just on the internet?

[rey]

no blood on the can and the diameters don't match? Try harder.

True that.

His head would have to be the size of a child's for the cut to match up to that can.

[holdawayt]

Either way looks fucking nasty! Looks like he has a giant mono-brow now haha! Hope it heals up well for him.

[Gandi699]

Pretty dickheadish comment really. Are you always a badman or just on the internet?

Are you always so PC?

[jw1325]

you post some utter shite

[Manu]

True that.

His head would have to be the size of a child's for the cut to match up to that can.

indeed



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cGwqRRpftS8/TsJT93hJItI/AAAAAAAAAHA/j1_4ptEUubc/s1600/SmellsLikeBullshit.jpg

[Giraffe]

Are you always so PC?

Only PC on the subject of discrimination to be honest, be it racism or whatever.

Now, are you always a badman, or just a fucking e-badman? Maybe you should post a pic up eh? Then we'll see... I'm imagining Saxologist type person.

[Gandi699]

Only PC on the subject of discrimination to be honest, be it racism or whatever.

Now, are you always a badman, or just a fucking e-badman? Maybe you should post a pic up eh? Then we'll see... I'm imagine Saxologist type person.

is that what you fantasize about then? dickhead

[Giraffe]

is that what you fantasize about then? dickhead

Aw, so basically you're an e-badman who's about 8 stone wet through and 4 foot tall eh? Fuck off now, I'd call you a spacker but I'm too PC and that would insult properly disabled people's IQ.

[ed-bradley]

Ahh well, Chin up.

[Gandi699]

Aw, so basically you're an e-badman who's about 8 stone wet through and 4 foot tall eh? Fuck off now, I'd call you a spacker but I'm too PC and that would insult properly disabled people's IQ.

I'll send you some photos if you like so you can put them in your wank bank?

[holdawayt]

Handbags at dawn ladies. It's Christmas soon, let's all be friends.

[Giraffe]

I'll send you some photos if you like so you can put them in your wank bank?

Nah, skinny rats don't do it for me I'm afraid.

[Gandi699]

Handbags at dawn ladies. It's Christmas soon, let's all be friends.

We wont get there it all ends on the 21st December :( Still can put our decorations up though

[Gandi699]

Nah, skinny rats don't do it for me I'm afraid.

Bears then?

[rey]

We wont get there it all ends on the 21st December :( Still can put our decorations up though

Not anymore.

Saw on t'news t'other day that whoever said it has now recognised they fucked up..

[Robin91]

Anyone else think his 'mate' looks just like him in his avi? LOL.

[Gandi699]

Not anymore.

Saw on t'news t'other day that whoever said it has now recognised they fucked up..

What date have they pencilled in now then? or was it just "umm we fucked up, just forget we ever said it"

[holdawayt]

I once picked up my mom's hairspray thinking it was deodrant. Had armpit hair like a carpet until it eventually washed off.

True story truss famalam

[Giraffe]

Bears then?

Most definitely. PM away.

Not anymore.

Saw on t'news t'other day that whoever said it has now recognised they fucked up..

Thought it was the Mayans who said 2012? They're all but gone now surely ;)

[rey]

What date have they pencilled in now then? or was it just "umm we fucked up, just forget we ever said it"

The second one iirc.

Thought it was the Mayans who said 2012? They're all but gone now surely ;)

And I meant the jeb ends that claimed it was the end of the world after looking at the Mayan calender.

+ they also never said the world would end, it was either the end of a long count cycle in their calender, or something else I can't quite remember atm haha

[Giraffe]

The second one iirc.



And I meant the jeb ends that claimed it was the end of the world after looking at the Mayan calender.

+ they also never said the world would end, it was either the end of a long count cycle in their calender, or something else I can't quite remember atm haha

I thought it was just they stopped their calendar there and everyone interpreted it as the end of the world, when in fact they just didn't bother going further... Seems like they went a bit too far as it was!

[rey]

I thought it was just they stopped their calendar there and everyone interpreted it as the end of the world, when in fact they just didn't bother going further... Seems like they went a bit too far as it was!

Nope, their calendar doesn't stop there either.

It just enters into another long count cycle, that's it.

[saxodav]

hahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!

[ed-bradley]

He looks FUGLY anyway.

His girlfriend must look like stig of the dump with aids.

[MiniGibbo]

Saxp is so hostile at times :homme:

[saxowebby]

more like a tin of baked beans that marks huge and hairspray tin wouldnt do that unless it fukin exploded

[AlexFocusST]

I would have thought that an aerosol spray tin could take some battering

That looks like it has been shot with an air cannon on to a brick wall , let alone somebody's face.

[Xplodee]

There is some damage on that can lol.

[Furio-Gazza]

~This is how i think the story actually was ~

They were both walking back from Tesco & the lad was swinging the bag like a tard,

Next moment the bag hits.. 'i dunno a wall'.., The can off hair spray started to leak & the bird that was with him was so fucked off she grabs a tin off beans from the bag what they also bought from Tesco & she smashed it into his face,

He wanted to press charges against her for smashing his face up with a tin bean can,
she begged & pleaded to him not to go to the police,

As they were on there way home she pulled him into a field sat on his face etc etc & now the story is the can hair spray can did the damage when swinging a bag..... WHEN REALLY! that was the story ;)

[AshC]

~This is how i think the story actually was ~

They were both walking back from Tesco & the lad was swinging the bag like a tard,

Next moment the bag hits.. 'i dunno a wall'.., The can off hair spray started to leak & the bird that was with him was so fucked off she grabs a tin off beans from the bag what they also bought from Tesco & she smashed it into his face,

He wanted to press charges against her for smashing his face up with a tin bean can,
she begged & pleaded to him not to go to the police,

As they were on there way home she pulled him into a field sat on his face etc etc & now the story is the can hair spray can did the damage when swinging a bag..... WHEN REALLY! that was the story ;)

Hit the nail on the head there! aha

[lee_saxo]

i smell Billy

[Yates]

team dave

[blackie_2k5]

thats utter bullshit, someone got too drunk and fell into his pint on the table!

look at the hair spray tin...other then the obvious its a total different size and would had to have been swung by that alien mail sorter of men in black o do that...

you can see the dint in the lip of the tin where its been bashed off something hard to squash the end

for your skull to do that youd have had to rammed the cunt into someones face with the most force you could...and hed need more then a few stitches!!!!

pull the other one

[AshC]

i smell Billy

Billybigtoe and his prince of saudi who's a mate? Aha

[Yates]

Billybigtoe and his prince of saudi who's a mate? Aha

no billy bullshit

[Sax_B7LL]

fs leave stevenet15 alone.. clearly just trying to make pals,
a will be your friend.. friend with car :y:

[rorz_vts]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/stevecnet/HairSpray04.png

Now that's one sick monobrow

[Saxologist]

Only PC on the subject of discrimination to be honest, be it racism or whatever.

Now, are you always a badman, or just a fucking e-badman? Maybe you should post a pic up eh? Then we'll see... I'm imagining Saxologist type person.

Another toned, lean specimen of a man? Excellent.

This is clearly a load of bollocks

[Giraffe]

Another toned, lean specimen of a man? Excellent.

This is clearly a load of bollocks

Go cry about your ex or that bint in mcscrags where you pretend to be a manager, or her ex that's gonna beat you up, batty boy. I aint fooled by your badman attitude, not with an avatar pic like that you scrawny shit

[saxo-parts]

Another toned, lean specimen of a man? Excellent.

This is clearly a load of bollocks

sorry chap, but you do leave yourself open to grief at times

[MiniGibbo]

Roid rage Dave?

[Giraffe]

sorry chap, but you do leave yourself open to grief at times

From his avatar pic, would you say he is pretty scrawny? That's all I was getting at like, just that I imagine the other fella to be scrawny, like Saxologist...

[m11ler]

Go cry about your ex or that bint in mcscrags where you pretend to be a manager, or her ex that's gonna beat you up, batty boy. I aint fooled by your badman attitude, not with an avatar pic like that you scrawny shit

lmao was it you that was moaning about somebody being an e-warrior about 2 pages ago?

[saxo-parts]

From his avatar pic, would you say he is pretty scrawny? That's all I was getting at like, just that I imagine the other fella to be scrawny, like Saxologist...

either that or he's suffering from OHS, a little known disorder common in the Kent and Medway area, Oversize Head Syndrome

[Giraffe]

lmao was it you that was moaning about somebody being an e-warrior about 2 pages ago?

Nah, not an e-warrior, just them being an e-badman. I'm more badman irl tbh.

[Saxologist]

Go cry about your ex or that bint in mcscrags where you pretend to be a manager, or her ex that's gonna beat you up, batty boy. I aint fooled by your badman attitude, not with an avatar pic like that you scrawny shit

Woah, someone's on a comedown.

Satire.

I didn't claim to be hench, someone in this room has insecurity issues, and it isn't me.

[Gandi699]

Nah, not an e-warrior, just them being an e-badman. I'm more badman irl tbh.

need proof of this please :D:cool:

[Giraffe]

Woah, someone's on a comedown.

Satire.

I didn't claim to be hench, someone in this room has insecurity issues, and it isn't me.

Nor did I say you were hench, if you read. However, I see you acting like a twat to people constantly, then I remember all these cringeworthy topics you make and that avatar pic, and it cracks me, and I wonder how you can act so badass on here, when you made a thread crying over some fella who said he was going to beat you up on facebook :|

[Giraffe]

need proof of this please :D:cool:

I once got a heads detention in secondary school, BOOM.

[Ryan]

Quit the squabbling Ffs.

[Saxologist]

Nor did I say you were hench, if you read. However, I see you acting like a twat to people constantly, then I remember all these cringeworthy topics you make and that avatar pic, and it cracks me, and I wonder how you can act so badass on here, when you made a thread crying over some fella who said he was going to beat you up on facebook :|

Nor did I disagree with you about being a 'scrawny shit' Could you give me an example of when I have been a "twat" towards other members? Giving comments that are above someones witty repertoire isnt a crime.

Having a display picture (which is changeable fyi) which apparently offends you is your duece, I didn't force or ask you to read my threads.

[MiniGibbo]

Quit the squabbling Ffs.

I think a stern telling off is in order :detective:

[saxo-parts]

i'm so pleased that i am superior to you all, both on a moral and intellectual level.

[MiniGibbo]

i'm so pleased that i am superior to you all, both on a moral and intellectual level.

You forget not only am I bigger than you but i also have a mullet making the the "alpha male" off this gaff...

[saxo-parts]

You forget not only am I bigger than you but i also have a mullet making the the "alpha male" off this gaff...

Quite possibly, but i have sired far more children, therefore the virilty of my loins exceeds the powers of your mullet

[rey]

You forget not only am I bigger than you but i also have a mullet making the the "alpha male" off this gaff...

Lol, alpha gypsy more like.

[MiniGibbo]

Point taken lol..

[MiniGibbo]

Lol, alpha gypsy more like.

:homme:

[Dom]

I believe it, for those saying the diameter of the can blah blah blah. I got some hairspray and put it on my forehead and it matches up the size.

Just unlucky where it hit him, I kicked a deodorant can in middle school, it burst and smacked my mate in the shins, it does cut and hurt badly, apparently.

[SAM-S44MDS-]

You forget not only am I bigger than you but i also have a mullet making the the "alpha male" off this gaff...

;)....

[saxo-parts]

I believe it, for those saying the diameter of the can blah blah blah. I got some hairspray and put it on my forehead and it matches up the size.

Just unlucky where it hit him, I kicked a deodorant can in middle school, it burst and smacked my mate in the shins, it does cut and hurt badly, apparently.

not the only thing you've had on your forehead is it Dom?

[Simon0014]

I don't believe any of your story threads since the last one about your 'mates' message in a club..

Get a picture of the guy with a shoe on his head and/or a picture with you then I'll believe.

Im with rey on this

[Dom]

not the only thing you've had on your forehead is it Dom?

No that permanent dick that's on my head is always a problem.

[saxo-parts]

always said you think with your cock lol

[Jay_]

No that permanent dick that's on my head is always a problem.

that made me chuckle.