Vainest man in Britain

[SaxoVTR2008]

http://www.itv.com/thismorning/life/steve-dolan-vainest-man-in-britain/?cmpid=nl_120105tma

I know there are a few of you on here delusional like this guy! :homme:

[Saxologist]

He looks like a complete prick.

He will never be happy in life. What a tool.

[BertieG]

lol, wingnut

[Prickle]

Looks like a shirt lifter.

:homme:

[Yates]

sunbed every day, hes not even dark

takes two hours to get ready, but includes getting his breakfast done and stretches hardly getting ready

and nice nose

[TomT]

Any man who takes more then 30 minutes to get ready is a homo.

[Giraffe]

Think his ears look stupid

[Saxologist]

Surely most guys, shower, dress, shave, mousturise, brekkie, and go?

Takes me about 15 mins. Maybe 20 with a morning shit

[Giraffe]

Surely most guys, shower, dress, shave, mousturise, brekkie, and go?

Takes me about 15 mins. Maybe 20 with a morning shit

I do those things, and I sometimes have brekkie. Moisturise? What?

[ed-bradley]

Moisturise! Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl

HOMO. Do you like the feeling of Baby butt skin on your face?

[JoshFurioBrookes]

"slept with over 400 women"....who are all either ugly, fat, or on the rebound from a relationship. lol

[jw1325]

he's cockeyed - I wouldn't touch that will Viper's.

[ha_x3]

I dont know why hes so vain, Hes not even good looking !!

[Yates]

"slept with over 400 women"....who are all either ugly, fat, or on the rebound from a relationship. lol

ive got mates who say they have done more than that, i cant say for defo they have, but literally every time they go out they find another bird to go back with, plus they are younger than him

[Hatcha]

Jealous guys ITT

He looks good for 30, if you deny that you're a bit of a plum. Obviously seems a total dick though.

[Giraffe]

Jealous guys ITT

He looks good for 30, if you deny that you're a bit of a plum. Obviously seems a bit dickish though.

In what way does he look good for 30? He doesn't have an AMAZING physique, it's above average, but not amazing, has stupid earrings, face looked a bit wrinkled, but other than that, yeah he looks alright.

[MiniGibbo]

He looks like a twat.

[Hatcha]

In what way does he look good for 30? He doesn't have an AMAZING physique, it's above average, but not amazing, has stupid earrings, face looked a bit wrinkled, but other than that, yeah he looks alright.

Looks young for 30. Above average body aesthetically (except for his core lol).

[MiniGibbo]

Hes built like a child, kid wants to go the gym once in a while..

[saxo-parts]

poncey twat

[Rudpud]

Looks young for 30. Above average body aesthetically (except for his core lol).

My boss is 30 and he looks 15.

Tbh cant see why this guy loves himself. It's not as though he's nice to look at, doesn't have a great body, its just not fat like most of the population and is probably a right prick. If I had the choice to be look like anyone in the world, it wouldn't be him.

[Saxologist]

Moisturise? What?

Moisturise! Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl


I suffer from dry skin on my face...

Would rather mousturise and have a nice skin tone, then look like ghandi's sandal.

[Simon0014]

Bean headed cunt!! Thinks he's the don, someone needs to knock him the fuck out!!!

I have a friend who is 25 and we got id'd aparently he looks younger than me im (19) so I imagine at 30 my friend will be looking better than this guy!

[P_Connor]

His teeth are fucking gash...........

[Ryyy]

Surely most guys, shower, dress, shave, mousturise, brekkie, and go?

Takes me about 15 mins. Maybe 20 with a morning shit

Morning shit ftl! clingy winnets all day long FTL!!!

This guy is a bellend, that is all...he will never settle down, I genuinley pity the lad!

[saxo-parts]

Surely most guys, shower, dress, shave, mousturise, brekkie, and go?

Takes me about 15 mins. Maybe 20 with a morning shit

lol you've got too much time on your hands, wake up, coffee and fag whilst getting dressed, out the door in 10 minutes.

[Giraffe]

I suffer from dry skin on my face...

Would rather mousturise and have a nice skin tone, then look like ghandi's sandal.

I get dry skin on my face too, especially under my eyes, and on my arms, and hands. I use hand cream for my hands, beard covers face, eyes just suffer like fuck, except I think it's eczema.

[Saxologist]

I get dry skin on my face too, especially under my eyes, and on my arms, and hands. I use hand cream for my hands, beard covers face, eyes just suffer like fuck, except I think it's eczema.

You could just mousturise? If you want to be "man" about it, use E45 cream, that helps with eczema.


I have to shave as I have to be clean shaven for work

[joe333]

ahahah jokessss!

[benkelsall]

I think men should moisturise and use hand cream.
Rough, scratchy skin is not nice!
There's so much e45 in our house :D I love the stuff

Edit: wrong account ffs, obviously a girls comment if you read it though I guess :oops:

[Prickle]

His teeth are fucking gash...........

Phahahahahahahah

[ha_x3]

sunbed every day, hes not even dark

takes two hours to get ready, but includes getting his breakfast done and stretches hardly getting ready

and nice nose

Im glad im not the only one who pointed out his slightly wonkey nose :y:

[Lewis1600]

he looks like amir kkan....

Fatima has more muscle than that twat, Id love to see him out on the piss.

see how many women he "pulls".

But for Moisturising, I do it twice a day.

E45 for hands and Nivea for my face, I recommend all my mates they should do it.

[Yates]

he looks like amir kkan....

Fatima has more muscle than that twat, Id love to see him out on the piss.

see how many women he "pulls".

But for Moisturising, I do it twice a day.

E45 for hands and Nivea for my face, I recommend all my mates they should do it.

i take it you have a mate called khan? cos he looks fuck all like the boxer...

i moisturise, couldnt care less who thinks what, water down south is really hard, drys out skin, not like the northern soft water. plus on ship the water proper drys your skin, and working with oil also drys it, so yeah i moisturise, i use decent stuff too, spend a bit on it, im no where near vain

[Giraffe]

You could just mousturise? If you want to be "man" about it, use E45 cream, that helps with eczema.


I have to shave as I have to be clean shaven for work

I was told I had to be clean shaven, or they tried... One of the other partners at my firm has a goatee, so I just told them they couldnt make me and didnt bother, but it stops me moisturising. Dunno what to put on my eyes tbh, I tried e45, tried hydrocortisone cream, it's odd.

[Lewis1600]

i take it you have a mate called khan? cos he looks fuck all like the boxer...


He does a bit just need bigger brows and darker shin...


Hes already got the dodgy nose :D

[JamesR]

He looks pretty ugly to me tbh? - Not that I would know

I couldn't care less about "Vanity" really

[Yates]

He looks pretty ugly to me tbh? - Not that I would know

I couldn't care less about "Vanity" really

why do i always see you on about stretch marks then?!

he looks nothing like khan

[Ryyy]

I get dry skin on my face too, especially under my eyes, and on my arms, and hands. I use hand cream for my hands, beard covers face, eyes just suffer like fuck, except I think it's eczema.

You dont use Nivea?

Chavvy cunt...


:)

[JamesR]

why do i always see you on about stretch marks then?!

he looks nothing like khan

"Excessive pride in or admiration of one's own appearance or achievements."

It's not excessive? I don't like them fair enough, but I'm not excessive over them :wacko:

[TomT]

I get dry skin on my face, Just splash baby lotion on my face tbh. seems to do the job.

[saxo-parts]

i sometimes get a bit a dry skin between my clacker bag and thigh that i put cream on

[iluminusbutterfly]

I'm fairly vein but none of you know my story and none of you know his

[Dannii]

Wouldnt look twice at him if he walked past me in the street...

[P_Connor]

Wouldnt look twice at him if he walked past me in the street...

Probably look 3 times,

1st) Damn, he's ugly
2nd) Definitely uses moisturiser
3) Although its obviously not visible, wow he has a huge ego.

Discalimer: I am in no way prejudice.

[Yates]

i sometimes get a bit a dry skin between my clacker bag and thigh that i put cream on

wear overalls alot?!

[Jazz]

wow.. I thought me taking 5 minutes in the morning for my hair was bad.

Oh well, if it works for him....

[saxorider2012]

Think he's quite buff myself..;)

[Gabbastard]

LOL Id rather look like me, and Im a ginger cunt!

[Dannii]

wear overalls alot?!

Hahaha I wear overalls a lot and dont have this problem ;)

[Gabbastard]

Hahaha I wear overalls a lot and dont have this problem ;)

Beef chafage?

[devilsadvocate]

I spend £150 a month on clothes and I thought that was a lot!

I was expecting a beefcake, hulk (gibbo) type but he just looks like a TOWIE reject.

I use Nivea moisturiser, my face drys out otherwise and I also buy Boots number 7 face scrub....and dove soap.....go on, mock me! :)

[Giraffe]

You dont use Nivea?

Chavvy cunt...


:)

Neutrogina hand cream stuff. Other than that, I don't use anything, although I'm thinking of purchasing some beard shampoo with moisturiser in, or something like that.

EDIT: Wow, I'm 4 and a half minutes in, this fella is soooo deluded...

[logic_guy]

The old lady cussing him
The text messages cussing him.
Holly Willoughby is dissing him too.

Guy think's his a Lad, his immature and 30 years old. Head bigger then his bollocks. I bet his a pussy too, utter knob.

[Giraffe]

The old lady cussing him
The text messages cussing him.
Holly Willoughby is dissing him too.

Guy think's his a Lad, his immature and 30 years old. Head bigger then his bollocks. I bet his a pussy too.

Do you mean HE IS?

[logic_guy]

Yes i do, sorry.

I was writing this while trying to watch it on the other window.

[Moke]

What a total cunt.

[Liamm]

Only thing alright about him is that tshirt and thats only because i have the same one, cost me £8 at River Island haha.
he looked a wanker from the second it showed him, flexing away like that, i closed it when i saw him sat on the settee, couldnt be arsed listening to him.

[Moke]

EDIT: Wow, I'm 4 and a half minutes in...

About to climax?

[Giraffe]

About to climax?

Only when Fatima came on tbh.

[Moke]

Only when Fatima came on tbh.

Same tbh.

[DannyVTS]

wanna-be pretty boy

Even I'd batter him

[TwiggyMK]

Needs a punch

[vtrmann]

what a big headed twat. needs a good kickin lol

[craig180]

I'm better looking than that "for 30"

[Moke]

I'm better looking than that "for 30"

Snigger.

[craig180]

nigger.

Racist

[Moke]

Racist

:homme:

Cue Rudpud...

[Dannii]

Beef chafage?

Oh yeah

In my full boiler suit!

[Mezza]

vainest man?

more like first man to fly looking at his ears.

[blackeyedgirl]

People like this are just vile, I have no more to say.

[rumble291]

Needs to be shot. He will realise he only attracts the wrong type of people/friends and he'll be fucked.

[DeanAngell1234]

I would love to go for a pint with him..... :/

[vtrmann]

I would love to go for a pint with him..... :/

so would i, soon as i finished mine the glass would go over his head :drink:

[Rach125]

he needs to visit a dentist