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YourDreamGirl
11th January 2012, 21:36
Enjoy what I enjoy -.-
Got this in a pm.. Thought I'd share as its amusing..I thought some of you would enjoy replying yourself...


hey bitch wanna test owt mi bak seatz in mi nu saxo?? wb beb

MikeYost
11th January 2012, 21:37
clearly a joke

m11ler
11th January 2012, 21:37
Lol at boasting about being trolled

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:38
Enjoy what I enjoy -.-
Got this in a pm.. Thought I'd share as its amusing..I thought some of you would enjoy replying yourself...

Check your inbox x

YourDreamGirl
11th January 2012, 21:38
hey bitch wanna test owt mi bak seatz in mi nu saxo?? wb beb


Oh wow. How old are you? But no, in every way possible no. Go and find some testicles.
i iz 21 fam!!! wt bwt u?? send me a PICCY ov ur titties

I'll leave him be now..

AlexFocusST
11th January 2012, 21:39
Sax p newest member too , or so it says on home page!!!!

5ax0z4lyf
11th January 2012, 21:39
wot u putin dat on public wallz 4 bitch?? smd as 4 u pussyolez u can go die in a fire fat b@stardz

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:39
Yawnn.

Prickle
11th January 2012, 21:39
Hey bitch

:zainy:

Prickle
11th January 2012, 21:40
Sounds like another member on another account lols.

JamesR
11th January 2012, 21:41
That's amazing!

Oh yeah I meant to ask you Clare, wanna go on my bonnet? Lolz

YourDreamGirl
11th January 2012, 21:41
I did think that it had to be fake, are people really like this?!

5ax0z4lyf
11th January 2012, 21:42
oi tomhannah dont test me diked u on da rite path 2 get murked. i no da rong peepz to be bullshittin boy bredrin. all ijoined dis site 4 woz to chat about mi nu saxo. well chuffed wiv it n everyting

Sophia_Bush
11th January 2012, 21:43
ah thats nothing get them all time little do they know

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:43
oi tomhannah dont test me diked u on da rite path 2 get murked. i no da rong peepz to be bullshittin boy bredrin. all ijoined dis site 4 woz to chat about mi nu saxo. well chuffed wiv it n everyting

Fancy a race?


ah thats nothing get them all time little do they know

looool you still get it? remember seeing a thread about it a while ago.

ClaireHall
11th January 2012, 21:44
Lol just ignore the pms.

Barry123
11th January 2012, 21:44
Funny as.

Tonto???

Prickle
11th January 2012, 21:44
Fancy a race?

dnt test him m8

devilsadvocate
11th January 2012, 21:44
oi tomhannah dont test me diked u on da rite path 2 get murked. i no da rong peepz to be bullshittin boy bredrin. all ijoined dis site 4 woz to chat about mi nu saxo. well chuffed wiv it n everyting

Pfft....that is all.

Which member needs banning for creating a second account just to be a ballbag?

Nick_j_r
11th January 2012, 21:45
oi tomhannah dont test me diked u on da rite path 2 get murked. i no da rong peepz to be bullshittin boy bredrin. all ijoined dis site 4 woz to chat about mi nu saxo. well chuffed wiv it n everyting

I fucking hate people that write like this! fucking spell things correctly you tool!

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:45
dnt test him m8

Fair point, don't wanna get murked.

Sophia_Bush
11th January 2012, 21:45
aye yeah I do :(

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:46
lolol never learn will they

Barry123
11th January 2012, 21:46
what does 'wb beb' mean?

K17NEY
11th January 2012, 21:46
Clearly Moke...

YourDreamGirl
11th January 2012, 21:46
I fucking hate people that write like this! fucking spell things correctly you tool!

YES. It was actually his grammar/spelling that annoyed me most! Don't mind a bit if leeway on spelling as noones perfect, but that is ridiculous!

5ax0z4lyf
11th January 2012, 21:47
[QUOTE=TomHannah;5749370]Fancy a race

yeh bruv

K17NEY
11th January 2012, 21:47
what does 'wb beb' mean?

Write back babe?

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:47
what does 'wb beb' mean?

Write back babe? Something like that I suppose.



yeh bruv

W@t 3ng!n3 u g0T?

SAM-S44MDS-
11th January 2012, 21:47
aye yeah I do :(

Alright babe :hug:

ClaireHall
11th January 2012, 21:48
Fair point, don't wanna get murked.


Lawl :clapping:

5ax0z4lyf
11th January 2012, 21:49
oi stp bein wastemanz. i spel like dis 2 save tym. cuz i got uva shit i do wit mi tym init like get layd unlike u virgins:homme:

Pomaz
11th January 2012, 21:49
Clearly Moke...

Looks like it :homme:

mangojace
11th January 2012, 21:49
Enjoy what I enjoy -.-
Got this in a pm.. Thought I'd share as its amusing..I thought some of you would enjoy replying yourself...

its a joke, someone playing a prank. Dont have a orgasm over it

YourDreamGirl
11th January 2012, 21:49
its a joke, someone playing a prank. Dont have a orgasm over it

Hence my posting for amusement.

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:50
oi stp bein wastemanz. i spel like dis 2 save tym. cuz i got uva shit i do wit mi tym init like get layd unlike u virgins:homme:

Well clearly from this thread typing like that wont get you a lady.

Makes you look hard though. Scared me anyway, keep it up. x

Gibbo-Vtr
11th January 2012, 21:50
Clearly Moke...

+1....

devilsadvocate
11th January 2012, 21:52
oi stp bein wastemanz. i spel like dis 2 save tym. cuz i got uva shit i do wit mi tym init like get layd unlike u virgins:homme:

You have spelt a few words in that sentence correctly so you are not as retarded as you sound.

Mod just needs to check the IP address they are coming from and match it up with the usual suspects...

Barry123
11th January 2012, 21:52
YES. It was actually his grammar/spelling that annoyed me most! Don't mind a bit if leeway on spelling as noones perfect, but that is ridiculous!

So you would you have taken up his offer if he'd written it like this then...

Good evening Madam,
Sorry to bother you, but I was possibly wondering, if it's not to troubling, if you would test the spring quality in the rear seats of my new motor vehicle. If you could write back it would be dearly appreciated.

Kind regards

Saxo 4 life.

holdawayt
11th January 2012, 21:52
Try hard troll is trying hard.

AlexFocusST
11th January 2012, 21:53
I did need help translating please..... :n: :wall:


I think i am missing all the fun :homme:

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:54
Try hard troll is trying hard.

Help me feed it x

Sophia_Bush
11th January 2012, 21:54
2 vaginas

Prickle
11th January 2012, 21:55
So who was the OP than? :D

Name and shame imo.

YourDreamGirl
11th January 2012, 21:57
So you would you have taken up his offer if he'd written it like this then...

Lol of course not, but grammar is a start..

Anywho, that's enough of that.. I have better things to do than let you people discuss whether I'm an asw or not, was posted for your amusement so enjoy and goodnight :y:

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:58
Lol of course not, but grammar is a start..

Anywho, that's enough of that.. I have better things to do than let you people discuss whether I'm an asw or not, was posted for your amusement so enjoy and goodnight :y:

kk, inbox me x

Boatgirl
11th January 2012, 21:59
ive just joined and im a girl! i hope your not all like that boys!

TomT
11th January 2012, 21:59
ive just joined and im a girl! i hope your not all like that boys!

We're not babe, message me x

Barry123
11th January 2012, 21:59
ive just joined and im a girl! i hope your not all like that boys!

Pretttttttty much yeah, full of 17 year olds with uncontrollable hormones.

If can just ignore it and post normally you'll be fine.

Sophia_Bush
11th January 2012, 22:00
areeet pet

Liam_
11th January 2012, 22:00
Worst "I'm a girl" thread ever tbh.

L20VTS
11th January 2012, 22:00
The suicidal sex pest was better can't remember his name now :S

SAM-S44MDS-
11th January 2012, 22:01
The suicidal sex pest was better can't remember his name now :S

Ryan? Cant remember his actual username. Him that was 'with' the cow milkin lass?

Sophia_Bush
11th January 2012, 22:01
duncan something?

TomT
11th January 2012, 22:01
Who was it that was sending his dirty socks to someone for money? I remember a few threads on it. Gave me lots of giggles.

JinxVTR
11th January 2012, 22:02
ive just joined and im a girl! i hope your not all like that boys!

unsurprisingly most are worst thing is to admit your a girl as I did.... and you now have lol :/ x

SAM-S44MDS-
11th January 2012, 22:03
duncan something?

Ryanduncan!! :y:

L20VTS
11th January 2012, 22:03
Yes that's it ryanduncan lol, with the pikey cow milking mrs who he met through Sax-p.

He was also living in sheltered accomadation but adopting some kid who's parents had died haha. Can't remember what I did with the pics he sent me :S

m11ler
11th January 2012, 22:04
unsurprisingly most are worst thing is to admit your a girl as I did.... and you now have lol :/ x

Her username 'boatgirl' gave it away a bit anyway..

devilsadvocate
11th January 2012, 22:04
Ryanduncan......fucking hell did he get some abuse lol

craig180
11th January 2012, 22:04
Whoever it is has a warning.... Next account that is signed up to troll will be receiving an IP ban.

Good luck.

J-Bang
11th January 2012, 22:04
omg that message that boy sent was well vulgur ergh xxxx

L20VTS
11th January 2012, 22:05
The new troll is here already it seems.

JinxVTR
11th January 2012, 22:05
Her username 'boatgirl' gave it away a bit anyway..

Noticed that after I posted :P x

Sophia_Bush
11th January 2012, 22:06
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364649 et voila

TomT
11th January 2012, 22:06
I think there's a few new trolls.


http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364649 et voila

lololol

L20VTS
11th January 2012, 22:08
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364649 et voila

OMG legendary. Think the thread about him 'trying' to kill himself 6 times got deleted.

SAM-S44MDS-
11th January 2012, 22:08
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364649 et voila

LOL! Still funny tbh.

P_Connor
11th January 2012, 22:10
He's blatantly been watching 'phoneshop' and is trying his luck.

kmak577
11th January 2012, 22:11
I did need help translating please..... :n: :wall:


I think i am missing all the fun :homme:

Maybe google translate should come with a ghetto feature!

Prickle
11th January 2012, 22:22
Whoever it is has a warning.... Next account that is signed up to troll will be receiving an IP ban.

Good luck.

Give us a clue to who it is. :detective:

Dannii
11th January 2012, 22:51
When i first joined I had guys sending me pictures and asking for my MSN hahahaha

I'm sure all the girls have had it. Just wind them up :homme:

Jay_
11th January 2012, 23:40
I just wish ANYONE pm'ed me tbh....

:(


/whinging bitch mode

Prickle
11th January 2012, 23:43
I just ANYONE pm'ed me tbh....

:(


/whinging bitch mode

.....?

Jay_
11th January 2012, 23:54
.....?

sometimes I think words and for some reason fail to type them.

Manu
12th January 2012, 06:51
wot u putin dat on public wallz 4 bitch?? smd as 4 u pussyolez u can go die in a fire fat b@stardz

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ttbardj/LARGE_word.jpg

TomT
12th January 2012, 09:56
When i first joined I had guys sending me pictures and asking for my MSN hahahaha

I'm sure all the girls have had it. Just wind them up :homme:

Still waiting for my reply..

jw1325
12th January 2012, 10:36
I had it for a bit when people eventually realised I was a girl.

Thing is I actually new when it was a troll and didnt post a thread about it.

with a username like 'YourDreamGirl' are you surprised you're getting PM's like this??????

Might as well be called 'MyFanniesOpen'

Prickle
12th January 2012, 10:37
'MyFanniesOpen'

OP should get that in place of her current name.

PMSL.

JinxVTR
12th January 2012, 10:39
I had it for a bit when people eventually realised I was a girl.

Thing is I actually new when it was a troll and didnt post a thread about it.

with a username like 'YourDreamGirl' are you surprised you're getting PM's like this??????

Might as well be called 'MyFanniesOpen'

Couldn't have said it any better x

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 10:44
I had it for a bit when people eventually realised I was a girl.

Thing is I actually new when it was a troll and didnt post a thread about it.

with a username like 'YourDreamGirl' are you surprised you're getting PM's like this??????

Might as well be called 'MyFanniesOpen'

I still want a bit of you Jen ;)

Deffo having these stealth female user names ftw.

YourDreamGirl
12th January 2012, 10:44
Orrrr how about being so up yourself you'd think my "fanny" would be open for you. Weve already been through this pointless debate when I joined here, YDG is a personal joke between friends that's also my gamertag on the Xbox, its nothing to do making it just for the pms. Pms such as this one are posted simply for everyones amusement, as it amused me. Im happy to tell that to anyone, and its also the last I'll be saying on it.. Those who know me on here know this :)

jw1325
12th January 2012, 10:46
Don't give me a kiss after a post its gay and won't make me want to fuck you.

lee_saxo
12th January 2012, 10:47
hi sexi bbz x

Prickle
12th January 2012, 10:49
Deffo having these stealth female user names ftw.

Your sig says different. ;)

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 10:50
Your sig says different. ;)

Yes but the majority of Sax-p males are stupid therefore would not gather from that, that I am female. :homme:

holdawayt
12th January 2012, 10:56
that's also my gamertag on the Xbox, its nothing to do making it just for the pms.

Can I add you on xbox live? Do you have grand theft auto?

We could drive around liberty city in my infernus and I could park up in a weird field somewhere and we could pretend to do the naughty whilst whispering sweet treats into each other's earpieces.

Then I'd get a helicopter and bazooka you to death.

Jay_
12th January 2012, 11:09
'MyFanniesOpen'
Poll on making OPs name this? x
;)

Couldn't have said it any better x
yeah babes x
Can I add you on xbox live? Do you have grand theft auto?

We could drive around liberty city in my infernus and I could park up in a weird field somewhere and we could pretend to do the naughty whilst whispering sweet treats into each other's earpieces.

Then I'd get a helicopter and bazooka you to death.

lol'ed

jw1325
12th January 2012, 11:14
I still want a bit of you Jen ;)

Deffo having these stealth female user names ftw.

You've met me in real life. You have seen the breasts and blonde hair. of course you want me ;) xxxx
Orrrr how about being so up yourself you'd think my "fanny" would be open for you. Weve already been through this pointless debate when I joined here, YDG is a personal joke between friends that's also my gamertag on the Xbox, its nothing to do making it just for the pms. Pms such as this one are posted simply for everyones amusement, as it amused me. Im happy to tell that to anyone, and its also the last I'll be saying on it.. Those who know me on here know this :)

I'm a girl. I have no interest in your fanny hen.
hi sexi bbz x

OMG soz you're not mah type you drive a bimmer ah like sexxii rude boiis wiv novas.

Poll on making OPs name this? x
;)



Vote 1

Doeza
12th January 2012, 11:25
haha this tread cant be real dont be people actualy talk like that looool

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 11:28
You've met me in real life. You have seen the breasts and blonde hair. of course you want me ;) xxxx


Well of course ;) I sniff the seats of the Puggy as often as I can xxxxx



Ps vote 2

holdawayt
12th January 2012, 11:29
haha this tread cant be real dont be people actualy talk like that looool

Do you actually say the word "looool" in real life'?

"I just missed my bus LOOOOL can I have a lift please?"

"What a great party, remember when Eugene drank all of the non alchoholic punch and acted like a drunk person LOOOOL".


I just can't see it happening I'm afraid doeza.

jw1325
12th January 2012, 11:29
Well of course ;) I sniff the seats of the Puggy as often as I can xxxxx



Ps vote 2

Orly.......

Give Puggy a Hug for me <3


This is like old time banter!

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 11:31
YaRly

I will do I might find another blonde hair whilst I am in there.

Old time banter was the best. Where the hells the rest of the awesome members lately. Seems full of wanna be's.

holdawayt
12th January 2012, 11:31
Well of course ;) I sniff the seats of the Puggy as often as I can xxxxx



Ps vote 2

I imagine it would smell like perfume and a whiff of girl fart. Let's face it Jen, you blatently let rip on a long journey.

jw1325
12th January 2012, 11:33
I imagine it would smell like perfume and a whiff of girl fart. Let's face it Jen, you blatently let rip on a long journey.

Unfortunatley the furthest Puggy ever got from home was about 67 miles! so no :(

holdawayt
12th January 2012, 11:36
Unfortunatley the furthest Puggy ever got from home was about 67 miles! so no :(

Ah bad times. Still can't believe those guys drove up to you from here. I had to go up to west lothian for work recently and it took forever.

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 11:39
It was a laugh we do all sorts of random stuff.

Went down to Kent I think it was for my Iphone the other week in Jen's old Pug.

It was well worth the drive to see real life Jen tits.

jw1325
12th January 2012, 11:44
Ah bad times. Still can't believe those guys drove up to you from here. I had to go up to west lothian for work recently and it took forever.

WHAT.

You were like 25 minutes away from me and you didn't VISIT!!!!!!!! OMG

It was a laugh we do all sorts of random stuff.

Went down to Kent I think it was for my Iphone the other week in Jen's old Pug.

It was well worth the drive to see real life Jen tits.

Yup. they're quite a treat after a long drive.

How's he driving? still strong <3

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 11:49
Still driving well, Jay's put up a progress thread somewhere for him. Got new wheels on and stuff I wasn't keen on the wheels at first but tbh they quite suit it.

Got a proper driveshaft knock going on which will need sorting, think Jay's going back round Curborough next month, I'll prob end up driving it around as well if mine isn't sorted.

holdawayt
12th January 2012, 11:51
Really? Ahwell if I have another call out up there I'll take you for a gallop along the countryside on a trusty steed. (I hate horses but this sounds fun).

jw1325
12th January 2012, 11:53
Still driving well, Jay's put up a progress thread somewhere for him. Got new wheels on and stuff I wasn't keen on the wheels at first but tbh they quite suit it.

Got a proper driveshaft knock going on which will need sorting, think Jay's going back round Curborough next month, I'll prob end up driving it around as well if mine isn't sorted.

I'll have a gander! I'm not too keen on those wheels like but not my car anymore! ;)
Really? Ahwell if I have another call out up there I'll take you for a gallop along the countryside on a trusty steed. (I hate horses but this sounds fun).

or we could just go to nandos?

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 11:55
I personally hate gold wheels lol, but they aren't as offensive as I'd imagine.

holdawayt
12th January 2012, 11:57
or we could just go to nandos?

This is the more realistic option yes.

L20VTS
12th January 2012, 11:59
This is the more realistic option yes.

Keep off her titties they are mine :A:

Dolly
12th January 2012, 12:13
Funny as.

Tonto???

Tonto doesn't come on here anymore.

Jay_
12th January 2012, 12:16
Tonto doesn't come on here anymore.

good..

Prickle
12th January 2012, 12:17
Tonto doesn't come on here anymore.

:homme: :fcuk:

Nor does moke by the looks of it or is he taking a year off Saxp like i did?

Dolly
12th January 2012, 12:17
I had it for a bit when people eventually realised I was a girl.

Thing is I actually new when it was a troll and didnt post a thread about it.

with a username like 'YourDreamGirl' are you surprised you're getting PM's like this??????

Might as well be called 'MyFanniesOpen'

I love you Jen!

Dolly
12th January 2012, 12:18
good..

You miss him really...

:homme: :fcuk:

Nor does moke by the looks of it or is he taking a year off Saxp like i did?

Oh I don't know I just assume hes doing other things? aha!

Prickle
12th January 2012, 12:20
We'll just assume..

jw1325
12th January 2012, 12:40
I love you Jen!

I love you too Chicken Tits xx

f13sta
12th January 2012, 19:24
ive just joined and im a girl! i hope your not all like that boys!

thankfully not.

unfortunatly it's idiots like that which stop girls either joining or admitting that they are female and using a male orentated dp name.
a friend of mine has xbox and is a keen gamer but she has to deal with idiots sending her photos of their privat area.

obviously the people who did this very rarely have female interaction so they didn't know how to act :panic:

devilsadvocate
12th January 2012, 19:34
thankfully not.

unfortunatly it's idiots like that which stop girls either joining or admitting that they are female and using a male orentated dp name.
a friend of mine has xbox and is a keen gamer but she has to deal with idiots sending her photos of their privat area.

obviously the people who did this very rarely have female interaction so they didn't know how to act :panic:

No idea why guys do this, do they really think girls are going to go 'Wow look at his cock, I must find him and mount it immediately!'

Fucking creepy, what happened to asking a girl out on a date and going for a drink/meal?

vtrmann
12th January 2012, 19:48
i had to change our ps3 online username, was in my girlfriends name was gettin some right shit. sayin shit like your gettin raped when playin against them online knowin its a girl or thinkin it was, annoyed me. take no notice of them dreamgirl, just stupid little boys

D1zzyman
12th January 2012, 20:11
let's just face it there are creeps all over the world and there's nothing you can do about it

http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m536/dandy_monkey/gifs/creep.gif

f13sta
12th January 2012, 21:02
No idea why guys do this, do they really think girls are going to go 'Wow look at his cock, I must find him and mount it immediately!'

Fucking creepy, what happened to asking a girl out on a date and going for a drink/meal?

don't have a clue either pal. there is no good out come of it, you'll just get the insulted girl commenting on how she had to use a really powerfull telescope to actually see anything in the photo. so said bloke who sent photo will get upset and defensive and start to insult the insulted girl, then she'll take the moral high ground and either, delete him off friends list or report said person to the mods.

Dannii
12th January 2012, 22:22
Haha Jen you fearless bastard :homme:

I didnt have enough imagination to think of something for my username haha!

Luckily though, I can play xbox and no one knows im a girl :D

nicole_
13th January 2012, 09:03
unfortunatly it's idiots like that which stop girls either joining or admitting that they are female and using a male orentated dp name.


Honestly girls like that need to get a grip if they freak out at the first sign of male attention. What do they do if they get wolf whistled at in the street? Run to the police station in tears?

Giraffe
13th January 2012, 09:13
Honestly girls like that need to get a grip if they freak out at the first sign of male attention. What do they do if they get wolf whistled at in the street? Run to the police station in tears?

Ahhh, so that's where they are running to...

Brettles1986
13th January 2012, 09:19
Ahhh, so that's where they are running to...

Bit different when you walk down the street with your cock out ;)

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 09:19
I was arrested once for pouring my beer down a girls top.

To be fair, it was a white top, she had cracking tanned babylons, she's absolutely amazing and I was a little leathered. I got a good stare then the bouncer grabbed me and got the police.

Not quite sure why I'm sharing my slightly rapey story with strangers but it seemed fitting. Good day.

Dannii
13th January 2012, 09:21
I was arrested once for pouring my beer down a girls top.

To be fair, it was a white top, she had cracking tanned babylons, she's absolutely amazing and I was a little leathered. I got a good stare then the bouncer grabbed me and got the police.

Not quite sure why I'm sharing my slightly rapey story with strangers but it seemed fitting. Good day.

I worry about you.

Giraffe
13th January 2012, 09:22
Bit different when you walk down the street with your cock out ;)

It's ok, I can do that and they can't see it anyway!
jokes at my own expense... why

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 09:24
I worry about you.

You should, we live in the same area code.

I joke, I'm very gentle.

Dannii
13th January 2012, 09:27
You should, we live in the same area code.

I joke, I'm very gentle.

Do we?

But you're from Stourbridge... i'm confused :panic:

L20VTS
13th January 2012, 09:29
Boobies

Brettles1986
13th January 2012, 09:30
Boobies

pics of ;)

jw1325
13th January 2012, 09:31
Haha Jen you fearless bastard :homme:



OMG that's soooo SCOTTISH!!!!!!

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 09:31
Do we?

But you're from Stourbridge... i'm confused :panic:

I meant West mids. I now realise it's a pretty large area.

Hannah knows I'm a little angel really.

L20VTS
13th January 2012, 09:33
I meant West mids. I now realise it's a pretty large area.

Hannah knows I'm a little angel really.

Yer he also knows he came and went asap from mine just in case I raped him :panic:

Brettles, pics on way to inbox ;)

Brettles1986
13th January 2012, 09:34
Brettles, pics on way to inbox ;)

Please don't lead me on it's too early and I didn't get the chance to manhandle myself this morning :P

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 09:35
I saw that look in your eye. The look that only a seasoned causal petty rapist would know. You were eyeing me up like a Chicken Royale on a summer's day.

L20VTS
13th January 2012, 09:35
Please don't lead me on it's too early and I didn't get the chance to manhandle myself this morning :P

Who said I was leading you on :A:

but yes you're right I am

L20VTS
13th January 2012, 09:36
I saw that look in your eye. The look that only a seasoned causal petty rapist would know. You were eyeing me up like a Chicken Royale on a summer's day.

Could of been your mrs I was eyeing up ;)

By the way I am sure it was you that overpaid me by a tenner haha

Brettles1986
13th January 2012, 09:36
Who said I was leading you on :A:

but yes you're right I am

Damn you white text!

morning all

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 09:38
Haha you've kept that quiet! I have a tendancy to do that for some reason, I normally keep about £20 extra in case there's anything else I fancy or need petrol on the way home. But I normally forget to seperate it from the cash and give the seller a little tip.

L20VTS
13th January 2012, 09:40
Lol I was like ooo score extra tenner.

I werent going to tell ya :P If you'd of given me a lez session on the mrs I'd of let you have it back.

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 09:46
Should've said, she loves to suckle the meat lips every now and then. Gets proper into it like a damp ham

Dannii
13th January 2012, 10:17
Should've said, she loves to suckle the meat lips every now and then. Gets proper into it like a damp ham

So is your mrs hot? :p

L20VTS
13th January 2012, 10:18
I'd give her a go tbh

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 10:22
So is your mrs hot? :p

Course she is :p I may be a retarded drunk but I still have standards!

Jay_
13th January 2012, 10:31
pics of gf?

MuZiZZle
13th January 2012, 10:56
pics of gf?

as above

geraintthomas
13th January 2012, 10:57
as above

I've seen her. She's really nice, not bad at all for a mk1 MX5.

...jokes.

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 11:08
Jay Young - You have my facebook, she's in a lot of my pics on there.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/DSC_0100.jpg


She helped me rebuild an engine - star!

Furio-92
13th January 2012, 11:18
No body knows it, but you've got a secret smile, that you use it only for me. Just thought i'd let people into what i was listening to. Any hooo, If thats the first male attention you've ever had, going off your reaction, im assuming it is, you should really get out more love. Let me know where and when you decide to get out, I'll come see you in my waxxa saxo bruv. Rest in biggie tupac, Peace!

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 11:22
Rest in biggie tupac, Peace!

To be fair, given the size of Christopher Wallace at the time of his death, Tupac could easily take refuge inside him. I see what you did there.

Jay_
13th January 2012, 11:28
good lad tom. Yeah I know I have you on FB, but it was standard sax-p posting, she seems lovely.

:homme:

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 11:37
Haha she doesn't mind, she'll be meeting a lot of you at Trax anyway.

TypeRDavid
13th January 2012, 11:42
Jay Young - You have my facebook, she's in a lot of my pics on there.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/DSC_0100.jpg


She helped me rebuild an engine - star!

Tell her the engine goes in the front lol ;)

Only messing :P

jw1325
13th January 2012, 11:43
You're GF is tidy.

Did someone say TRAX?????

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 11:50
I shall be there in the little gay roadster! Looking forward to meeting you weirdo's finally.

MuZiZZle
13th January 2012, 12:08
when's trax?

holdawayt
13th January 2012, 12:12
Late September mate. Got a while yet.

marinemackay2003
18th January 2012, 23:20
lol maybe i should change my profile name to a females

i would arrange to meet and everything lol

Dom
18th January 2012, 23:27
lol maybe i should change my profile name to a females

i would arrange to meet and everything lol

back the fuck off sailor.

Didn't you see Simo's sign on the homepage?

No Gays Allowed.

danny-vts
18th January 2012, 23:49
back the fuck off sailor.

Didn't you see Simo's sign on the homepage?

No Gays Allowed.

hahaha Dom

Prickle
19th January 2012, 00:06
Trax could be a winner imo

Whos for free rape?

danny-vts
19th January 2012, 00:15
trax could be a winner imo

whos for free rape?

SURPRiSE