Where to have sex?

[SaxoVTR2008]

Just a random question, if you've pulled, but can't take a bird back to your house, or go to her house, she's not worthy of taking to a hotel and in the car is not an option.
Where would you go?

Bearing in mind this is a one night stand slut

[logic_guy]

Down the side of NatWest bank in Town ;)

[McGuire86]

Anywhere quiet and comfortable, use your imagination...

But tbh at this time of year, outside, fuck that.

[e8_pqck]

Lol!

Kids!

[Bound]

Assuming you've had sex before, quiet alleyway, perfect spot for your first rape! :y:.

[Mr_X]

Dont see why you wouldnt take her back to yours, unless you have a girlfriend at home. lol

Just get a travelodge you tight bastard, its only like 60£

[Jazz]

quiet side of a building, up against the wall, no street lights so nobody can see you. Its cold so preferably keep most of your clothes on. Job done.

[ha_x3]

Its a bit cold to be anywhere but in a warm bed atm :n:

[rick_VTR]

night club toilets.

[Cam]

Its a bit cold to be anywhere but in a warm bed atm :n:

I love tom holdaway.

[ed-bradley]

Maccies car park.

McFlurry in one hand, skets hair in the other while she swallows.

LivingthedreamLAD

[Haggis_dcfc]

Could always keep her in your cellar

[K17NEY]

You've clearly never been in this situation, Anywhere.. My favourite is a little area behind my local club thats fenced off where they keep the wheelie bins. I used to give it to a regular girl there weekly about 2 years ago, Probably the horniest girl ive ever met, Not sure most would go for the bin area..

[Moke]

Lol!

Kids!

This is a thread on sex and alls you can say is kids?

You sir... You're a paedophile.

:detective:

[ha_x3]

Pics or GTFO...

I think not :y:

[ed-bradley]

Theres some massive recycling bins in town at the back of a strip of bars/clubs in a carpark. Proper dogging/raping spot.

[L20VTS]

If it's not worthy of being snuck in at home you shouldn't be shagging it in the first place.

If you are that drunk you wish to shag a skank that bad, you won't care where you fuck her.

[Sophia_Bush]

Where to have sex? well preferable you will want to have sex with her vagina that's where unless she is a dirty slut then up the poo shoot for you

[TomT]

Why's the car not an option? Suppose if you haven't got a car you just use the bus..

[CJMackin]

One of my exes parents were always around, was no good and no privacy, but theres a nice wee forest park around not too far away. Wee spot down by a fence... unreal and flat out!

Went with her for like 10 months, was a good 10 months! :L

[Moke]

If you are that drunk you wish to shag a skank that bad, you won't care where you fuck her.

Story of your life.

[jaya]

luckly cannock chase is only up the road for me... not as if i done anything like that

[L20VTS]

Story of your life.

Nope most the sex I've had in my life has been in cars :S

Funnily enough a lot of that up Cannock Chase.

[Gabbastard]

Back street behind the club was good enough for "red bellend guy".

[Simon0014]

A friends bathroom....

[saxorider2012]

Where to have sex? well preferable you will want to have sex with her vagina that's where unless she is a dirty slut then up the poo shoot for you

What is it with straight guys giving it to a girl up the back passage and finding it a thrill....?:fcuk:

[Sophia_Bush]

Back street behind the club was good enough for "red bellend guy".

what a hero as well as she was bit of a moose, you remember the romford bint one to

[saxova]

What is it with straight guys giving it to a girl up the back passage and finding it a thrill....?:fcuk:

Tighter.

[L20VTS]

Just find a bird that's not over used

[Giraffe]

Just find a bird that's not over used

Cmon, use makes no difference, a lass who does exercise and looks after herself is what you want.

[manta]

Just find a bird that's not over used

Ye low mileage is win.

Cmon, use makes no difference, a lass who does exercise and looks after herself is what you want.

Use does make a difference from my experience, pick the birds which haven't had most of the local cock.

[dave_1]

bush .

[L20VTS]

Yer gym or not if she's been taking 9" several times a day it aint going to be tight.

[Giraffe]

Yer gym or not if she's been taking 9" several times a day it aint going to be tight.

It's just a muscle...

@ Rlittler... everyone knows you are a virgin, you have no experience.

[Heftydanielson]

luckly cannock chase is only up the road for me... not as if i done anything like that

Nice first post, welcome to the forms. lol

[L20VTS]

Nice first post, welcome to the forms. lol

Lol he has other posts just Sax-p don't count them.

[manta]

It's just a muscle...

@ Rlittler... everyone knows you are a virgin, you have no experience.

I wish I was sometimes, the bird I lost it to is now my stalker.

Bad times.

[L20VTS]

I wish I was sometimes, the bird I lost it to is now my stalker.

Bad times.

Haha that one on facefuck that was messaging me saying you raped her :homme:

[Adamvts03]

Assuming you've had sex before, quiet alleyway, perfect spot for your first rape! :y:.

Not classed as rape if you shout surprise :)
just find a fucking random car and bend her over

[Brettles1986]

It's all about on the bonnet of the car in the middle of a car park in a huge park, nobody around and she was a small girl (size not age) so little strain on the bonnet

[Heftydanielson]

Not classed as rape if you shout surprise :)
just find a fucking random car and bend her over

It's not rape if she says thank you

[manta]

Haha that one on facefuck that was messaging me saying you raped her :homme:

That's the one, should point out to other members on here it's not true.

[SaxoVTR2008]

House is out of bounds for.. personal reasons? lol
also she thinks the car is too slutty (Even though she is a slut if shes putting out!)

[TomT]

House is out of bounds for.. personal reasons? lol
also she thinks the car is too slutty (Even though she is a slut if shes putting out!)

Tell her to fuck off then, you said she aint worth the hotel so if she thinks she's too nice to fuck in the car drive off..

[SaxoVTR2008]

Tell her to fuck off then, you said she aint worth the hotel so if she thinks she's too nice to fuck in the car drive off..

She's not worth a hotel.. But she's not worth missing the chance of giving her one either...

[logic_guy]

Maccies car park.

McFlurry in one hand, skets hair in the other while she swallows.

LivingthedreamLAD

Just LOL! Sig worthy for i think.

[L20VTS]

That's the one, should point out to other members on here it's not true.

Lol she was hillarious, the he made me buy condoms bit was amusing.

[manta]

Lol she was hillarious, the he made me buy condoms bit was amusing.

I'm not gonna lie, she's a bit mental.

But it can be funny sometimes.

[Prickle]

So is she with you atm whilst you are having this debate orr?

[devilsadvocate]

and they say romance is dead....

Any girl that isn't worth a hotel isn't work fucking imo

[Adamvts03]

It's all about on the bonnet of the car in the middle of a car park in a huge park, nobody around and she was a small girl (size not age) so little strain on the bonnet

untill your misses comes out the next day and sees this


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[Bound]

Comes down to a simple choice really, man up and fuck her outside (with shriveled balls from it being like 3c), pay the £30 for the travel lodge, or don't get the poon.

[Sparky26]

Do what i did get her to wear a skirt go to a pub with one of them smoking areas that have chairs and a heat lamp thing and get her to sit on your lap! When your finished ull the rubber monkey off wipe your cock on the back of her skirt and jobs a good un! Warmish and if you choose a country pub hardly anyone about! :A:

[0rang3peel]

No matter what anyone says but unless it's a super nice sunny day, sex outside is fucking shit the same as in a car and what not.

chair/bed/ is what you need so get a travelsplodge and splodge everywhere

[TomT]

That's the one, should point out to other members on here it's not true.

It's alright mate, We've all been there.

They lead you on then decide they don't want to fuck but you've already got a boner so think fuck it and nut them etc.

[McGuire86]

Just get her drunk, slip the fingers, have her creaming and horny as fuck.

Take her to the travelodge, then when you go to pay conveniently say you've lost your wallet, she should be gagging for it if you know what you're doing so you can get her to pay and say you will pay her back.

But never do..

[P_Connor]

It's alright mate, We've all been there.

They lead you on then decide they don't want to fuck but you've already got a boner so think fuck it and nut them etc.

Lol, that is sig worthy! I agree with DA though...... Not worth the cheap travelodge, not worth slipping her the cobra.....

[smiith]

My mum thinks iv been seeing the same girl for over a year now... Little does she know, that each weekend it tends to be someone compleatly different.

[smiith]

Do what i did get her to wear a skirt go to a pub with one of them smoking areas that have chairs and a heat lamp thing and get her to sit on your lap! When your finished ull the rubber monkey off wipe your cock on the back of her skirt and jobs a good un! Warmish and if you choose a country pub hardly anyone about! :A:

You rubber up...

minus 2 million man points.

[DAMSK11]

My mum thinks iv been seeing the same girl for over a year now... Little does she know, that each weekend it tends to be someone compleatly different.

Hahahhahahahah!!!:clapping:

[Granty312]

Wherever whenever tbh. Slap it in & crack on with it!

[Sparky26]

You rubber up...

minus 2 million man points.

always rubber up no aids or diseases for me ;)

[smiith]

Iv used 2 rubbers in my life, never had any sort of STD..

[L20VTS]

Iv used 2 rubbers in my life, never had any sort of STD..

This is why I have you down as the filthiest Sax-p member by far lol.

However that is good going to never of had oute.

[Pomaz]

Her house?

[Dom]

Down the side of NatWest bank in Town ;)

I agree.

The tales of the alley, will stay down the alley.

[JamesR]

You're pretty much fucked in winter tbh - She will be more concerned with how cold she is than shagging the second you get out the bar / club.

[Sophia_Bush]

doms house in his cupboard he will unleash the "dong"

[Pomaz]

I agree.

The tales of the alley, will stay down the alley.

Rule number one of alley club, never talk about alley club.

[logic_guy]

Millennium Kebab across the way then grab a butch bird outside and then round the back of NatWest while chomping viciously on your kebab :)

[Stefan_Wood]

In the neighbour's shed

[Prickle]

To answer the Q

In the bed where its warm and comfy.

[Dom]

doms house in his cupboard he will unleash the "dong"

Dude, are you talking about my tin opener? or my nob?

Rule number one of alley club, never talk about alley club.

That's the alley. You know it?

Millennium Kebab across the way then grab a butch bird outside and then round the back of NatWest while chomping viciously on your kebab :)

Chomping on her badly packed kebab ;)

[smiith]

This is why I have you down as the filthiest Sax-p member by far lol.

However that is good going to never of had oute.

Thankyou :hug:

I pick wisely.. cant wait to put my new material on the next late night thread tbh

[Sophia_Bush]

my god your nob doubles as a tin opener! must have serated edges!

[K17NEY]

Iv used 2 rubbers in my life, never had any sort of STD..

The last time I used a rubber, I was in year 7 and it was on my head while I ran around the rugby pitch...

[Cam]

I pick wisely.. cant wait to put my new material on the next late night thread tbh
*awaiting for james.....*

[JDub]

I know it says car isn't available, but any car bonnet is fine...
Just don't use your own, if they're wearing a coat at the time it can scratch the paint work, unless you have a chalkboard bonnet then you've got no worries. ;)

[JamesR]

*awaiting for james.....*

It's only 11:00 - I'll see how I feel later :homme:

[Dom]

my god your nob doubles as a tin opener! must have serated edges!

The state it looks in now, it could double up as a mouldy carrot. STI's FTL, and I ain't on about Subaru's either.

[smiith]

The last time I used a rubber, I was in year 7 and it was on my head while I ran around the rugby pitch...

High 5 brother! :cool:

[joe333]

Up a treee!

[Brettles1986]

untill your misses comes out the next day and sees this


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She was my misses and real dirty bitch:y:

[L20VTS]

Thankyou :hug:

I pick wisely.. cant wait to put my new material on the next late night thread tbh

You just have endless material.

[smiith]

You just have endless material.

I have an endless supply of one night stands and fuck buddy's lined up

[Jay_]

pics or gtfo smiith. or anyone. of anything

[L20VTS]

Agreed pics needed, we need to see if you actually have standards.

[Prickle]

Agreed pics needed, we need to see if you actually have standards.

Well going by the last pics.... lol.

[Jay_]

Agreed pics needed, we need to see if you actually have standards.

I don't :y:

Not atm anyway....

[L20VTS]

Sket :P lol

[Jay_]

Sket :P lol

you offering?

[smiith]

didnt see this.. gimme a few.

[DreamEater]

The underpass by G Casino in Luton is good for it, and round the back of MVP/The London Hatter, Dunstable Downs is always a winner in the Summer, fit bird and a sunset always guranteed a fuck on the grass. And for the final one, Someries Castle.

[L20VTS]

you offering?

Yer why not I'd give you a go tbh :A:

Ijoke I am lying, it's wrong to go with lads with no standards.

[tomsmarty]

No where, sex is bad mmmkay.

[jw1325]

I want smiith to PM or email me some dirty pictures so I can see his standards.

[L20VTS]

I have a feeling they are quite poor, yet he thinks they're amazing.

[0rang3peel]

I have a feeling they are quite poor, yet he thinks they're amazing.

To be honest, everyone asked him to post the pictures in a previous thread.

If he didn't he would of been known as the bullshit man.

If he did he thinks they're amazing.

Can't win.... :wacko:

[Jay_]

Yer why not I'd give you a go tbh :A:

Ijoke I am lying, it's wrong to go with lads with no standards.

tbh I do have standards, but the sake of my e-penis I just say I dont.

:homme:

/trying to impress people I don't know...

[L20VTS]

Lol, omg you're so cool.
We can deffo have sex now :)

[Jay_]

Lol, omg you're so cool.
We can deffo have sex now :)

nah, missed your chance now.... :cool:

[Piggie]

What lad actually needs advice on this?

[cookiee]

this is the most planned one night stand ive ever heard of haha

[JamesR]

I have seen a video of Smiith feeding a girl who was upside down on his bed, his dong.

He posted it a while ago in a late night thread, she wasn't bad like, also posted pictures lol

[daz_zz_er]

Local park/forest ;)

[DarylCooper]

I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
Give her willy, till they by dem wink
Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
And that's enough of that, I don't care what you think

[Prickle]

local park/forest ;)

. . . . . . . . . .

[daz_zz_er]

I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
Give her willy, till they by dem wink
Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
And that's enough of that, I don't care what you think

Love it!!! :clapping:

[daz_zz_er]

. . . . . . . . . .

What?......

[Prickle]

What?......

nuffinbr0

[daz_zz_er]

nuffinbr0

Okay :)

[Viper]

Lol, omg you're so cool.
We can deffo have sex now :)

Don't flatter yourself. He'll run a fucking mile when he sees you :y:

[greyjasper51]

cars not an option... bend her over the bonnet itll be warm for her too :) and dont forget dont be tight splat out for a pearl necklace and matching earings....

[Ryan]

Roundabouts can be amusing. Plenty of you live near Milton Keynes lol.

[devilsadvocate]

Roundabouts can be amusing. Plenty of you live near Milton Keynes lol.

I fucking hate Milton Keynes with a passion, roundabouts and prefab metal buildings....literally nothing else!

Who has an indoor high street...wtf?

[Fulch]

Milton Keynes and its roundabouts a fun. Get the set up right and the Saxo handles like a go kart over all of them and if u got guts u can beat most things round here :)

[Viper]

I don't believe you.

[K17NEY]

Don't flatter yourself. He'll run a fucking mile when he sees you :y:

Hahahahahha!

[DreamEater]

Milton Keynes and its roundabouts a fun. Get the set up right and the Saxo handles like a go kart over all of them and if u got guts u can beat most things round here :)

That was the main reason for getting 266mm brakes on my VTR, the ol' 247's couldn't do more than 3 'bouts, can get 15+ depending on the speed you have to slow from and how much...

[DarylCooper]

Wrap your willy don't be silly


Be safe, if u can't be safe by a pram!

[Tontsy]

met her in the club / pub...then clearly their toilets is the perfect solution.
if you feel abit more chancy, then at the table.

sorted.

[DarylCooper]

Seeing as your a virgin and this is 100% planned.. You will proboly pre ejaculate in your trousers!

Take a Viagra
bull in a china shop? Think of it more as a baseball bat up her ass lmao

[Fulch]

That was the main reason for getting 266mm brakes on my VTR, the ol' 247's couldn't do more than 3 'bouts, can get 15+ depending on the speed you have to slow from and how much...

I got 283 GTi6 brakes lol hardly touch them when I can tho lol

[manta]

It's alright mate, We've all been there.

They lead you on then decide they don't want to fuck but you've already got a boner so think fuck it and nut them etc.

loool

That's not what happened dude :D

[logic_guy]

In your girlfriends sister bed?

[Jay_]

Don't flatter yourself. He'll run a fucking mile when he sees you :y:

:hug: watching out for me br0

[TomT]

loool

That's not what happened dude :D

Oh so she didn't even lead you on? you dirty buggerrr

[Cam]

Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama
Won't you please let me do the hump hump
Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama
Won't you please let me do the hump hump
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Won't you please let me do the hump hump
Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama
Won't you please let me do the hump hump.

[Saxy1]

Just get a hotel job done.

[DarylCooper]

Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama
Won't you please let me do the hump hump
Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama
Won't you please let me do the hump hump
Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama
Won't you please let me do the hump hump
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Won't you please let me do the hump hump.

Stupid song but funny video