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saxo_singh
21st January 2012, 00:19
Bit of a random late night thread..

If you were on board a ship with all of sax p's members, which 3 members would you save and why :homme:

Mochachino
21st January 2012, 00:20
No one, you can all get fucked.

Prickle
21st January 2012, 00:23
Count on yourself.

Look rose ended up on her own..

Jay_
21st January 2012, 00:24
depends how long I had been on the cruise with you for, how well we got on etc.

oh and if you had boobies and would put out if I saved you.

blackie_2k5
21st January 2012, 00:26
No one, you can all get fucked.

this^^

tbh id find the biggest 3 ppl...then at least i could climb to the highest point over their shoulders...and drown last if needs be :fcuk:

EDIT- if death was certain it wouldbe a female...rape orientated group...they need not be tall :homme:

Saxovch22
21st January 2012, 00:31
i would ask myself why i went on a cruise ship with a bunch of losers from a saxo forum.

Joking.................. Or am i?!?!?!!?!?!

Prickle
21st January 2012, 00:37
i would ask myself why i went on a cruise ship with a bunch of losers from a saxo forum.

Joking.................. Or am i?!?!?!!?!?!

Than you would be failing yourself anyway.

No winning brah.

Saxovch22
21st January 2012, 00:46
Than you would be failing yourself anyway.

No winning brah.

touche....

TomT
21st January 2012, 00:46
Who ever looked tastiest incase I ended up on an island with them and would have to eat them etc.

DarylCooper
21st January 2012, 08:54
Someone small so I could use them as a door breaker, window breaker then bully them into pulling me to the shore!

Also would save the ships chef!

Someone who looks tastier then me so the sharks don't get me or my midget bulldozer

GolfJay
21st January 2012, 09:04
Someone small so I could use them as a door breaker, window breaker then bully them into pulling me to the shore!

Also would save the ships chef!

Someone who looks tastier then me so the sharks don't get me or my midget bulldozer

Lol @ midget bulldozer

Personally I'd take a hott Sax-P female to populate our island, wait, that's me fucked already!

In that case, no one. The world would be better it out Saxp lol

DarylCooper
21st January 2012, 09:11
You couldn't populate it as it may turn out as

The island has eyes!

Karlb1
21st January 2012, 15:26
this^^

tbh id find the biggest 3 ppl...then at least i could climb to the highest point over their shoulders...and drown last if needs be :fcuk:

EDIT- if death was certain it wouldbe a female...rape orientated group...they need not be tall :homme:

But from what i hear, due to roids, gibbo has the biggest shoulders...you'd want to save him? :detective:

Cam
21st January 2012, 15:30
Id make a poll who's i should save.. There one person who i would 100% leave though.. :homme:

Karlb1
21st January 2012, 15:30
Id make a poll who's i should save.. There one person who i would 100% leave though.. :homme:

Furio-Gazza?

Cam
21st January 2012, 15:33
Furio-Gazza?

Na he wouldnt be on it, he would prob get a car and drive to dock it and sell it on the way because its shit...

Karlb1
21st January 2012, 15:34
Na he wouldnt be on it, he would prob get a car and drive to dock it and sell it on the way because its shit...

Then beg to buy someone's saxo before they get on the ship.

Dannii
21st January 2012, 15:34
Lol @ midget bulldozer

Personally I'd take a hott Sax-P female to populate our island, wait, that's me fucked already!

In that case, no one. The world would be better it out Saxp lol

A hot Sax-P female... Are you dreaming?

D--R--E--W
21st January 2012, 15:37
A hot Sax-P female... Are you dreaming?

Especially not you, you're rank... :p

saxo-parts
21st January 2012, 15:38
i'd just pray failroader was on board so he could invent a self righting ship whilst bailing out water with his left hand and welding a patch over the hole with his laser eyes, then i'd cut him up with a chainsaw

devilsadvocate
21st January 2012, 15:43
i'd just pray failroader was on board so he could invent a self righting ship whilst bailing out water with his left hand and welding a patch over the hole with his laser eyes, then i'd cut him up with a chainsaw

Made me chuckle this :)

Gibbo would swim under the ship and hold it up with one hand to stop it sinking......

Furio-Gazza
21st January 2012, 15:43
Then beg to buy someone's saxo before they get on the ship.

Well i 100% wouldn't beg to buy your tin :y:

o wait.... this is banter remember

Dannii
21st January 2012, 15:51
Drew, my point exactly ;)

D--R--E--W
21st January 2012, 15:58
I would save me, myself and Drew....


I'm all that I need, I'm awesome

Karlb1
21st January 2012, 17:58
Well i 100% wouldn't beg to buy your tin :y:

o wait.... this is banter remember

Its okay gareth, you don't have to be jealous that mines faster and more reliable than any of yours have been :homme:

Furio-Gazza
21st January 2012, 18:10
Its okay gareth, you don't have to be jealous that mines faster and more reliable than any of yours have been :homme:

I'm not jealous off that at all :zainy:

Jay_
21st January 2012, 18:21
I'm not jealous off that at all :zainy:

of*......

Furio-Gazza
21st January 2012, 18:29
of*......

Cheers for that Jay :chinese:

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 18:30
I wouldn't go on a cruise as I'm not a fucking idiot..

You'd think people would learn from the titanic but no.

Tontsy
21st January 2012, 18:32
i would save
Blackie - we need a decent turb saxo around still
J222GAY - we need someone who knows what they are doing when it comes to cleaning
and i suppose Viper, if i didnt say him he would be upset.

Prickle
21st January 2012, 18:32
I wouldn't go on a cruise as I'm not a fucking idiot..

You'd think people would learn from the titanic but no.

Exactly, like i said. Rose ended up on her own.

Moke
21st January 2012, 18:34
I wouldn't go on a cruise as I'm not a fucking idiot..

You'd think people would learn from the titanic but no.

Fuck. You get more and more retarded every day.

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 18:35
Fuck. You get more and more retarded every day.

What because boats sink and I dont fancy drowning..

Yeah real stupid :S

Moke
21st January 2012, 18:36
What because boats sink and I dont fancy drowning..

Yeah real stupid :S

Yeah? Well cars get crashed more than boats sink, yet you still drive?

Dumbass.

saxo-parts
21st January 2012, 18:37
at least if a boat sinks you've got a chance of swimming to safety, if a plane crashes...well i've yet to see any fucker fly

Prickle
21st January 2012, 18:39
at least if a boat sinks you've got a chance of swimming to safety, if a plane crashes...well i've yet to see any fucker fly

Pigs can iirc. Try and find one en-route to death.

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 18:39
Yeah? Well cars get crashed more than boats sink, yet you still drive?

Dumbass.

Prove it..

Moke
21st January 2012, 18:41
Prove it..

I don't need to... Fatty.

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 18:43
I don't need to... Fatty.

Then your point is invalid.

Moke
21st January 2012, 18:44
Then your point is invalid.

It's really not mate.

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 18:46
It's really not mate.

Well it is as you have no evidence to back it up..

Moke
21st January 2012, 18:48
Well it is as you have no evidence to back it up..

OK then, well I'll change my statement to:

People are involved in deadly car crashes everyday, yet you still drive.

Is that better Mr IDon'tNeedBrains'CauseMyMusclesMakeMeLookLikeACunt ?

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 18:48
Prove it.

Jay_
21st January 2012, 18:51
i think moke woke up on the wrong side of the wrong bed today

Moke
21st January 2012, 19:02
i think moke woke up on the wrong side of the wrong bed today

Nah, me and Gibbo have a love hate relationship...

He loves me, I hate him.

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 19:04
You going to admit I'm right and you're wrong now Moke?

Moke
21st January 2012, 19:06
You going to admit I'm right and you're wrong now Moke?

Nope. I'm right :)

devilsadvocate
21st January 2012, 19:07
You two need to get a room, married couples bitch less! :)

MiniGibbo
21st January 2012, 19:29
Nope. I'm right :)

Prove it then.

daz_zz_er
21st January 2012, 21:30
I know there is plenty of people i wouldnt save ;)

holdawayt
21st January 2012, 21:40
Dont be stupid. Cruise ships don't sink.

Jay_
21st January 2012, 23:16
Dont be stupid. Cruise ships don't sink.

lol'ed