never again ......... ha

[willie1690]

my pal ended up getting a 2000 plate subaru turbo ( bog standard ) 215bhp

i thought my cammed vts could at least keep up on till about 70 then the scobby would take off .... my
god was i wrong ... i got absolutely destroyed !


never again !

[Giraffe]

I don't mean to be rude, but why did you feel the need to tell us and what exactly are you wanting anyone to say?

[willie1690]

I don't mean to be rude, but why did you feel the need to tell us and what exactly are you wanting anyone to say?


i just thought power to weight my saxo would have kept up till 70

im jokingly saying anyone thinking about trying to race a subaru i wouldnt waste your petrol .... dont know what it would be like on a track this was a straight

[Giraffe]

i just thought power to weight my saxo would have kept up till 70

im jokingly saying anyone thinking about trying to race a subaru i wouldnt waste your petrol .... dont know what it would be like on a track this was a straight

Right, cheers for letting me know. I'll be sure to keep this thread in mind if the time ever comes where I own a VTS, pull up next to a 2000 plate bog standard Subaru turbo that wants to race me, and I feel the need to race it, and have a clear straight road ahead of me for said race.

[holdawayt]

My 115bhp mx5 couldn't keep up with a Lamborghini Gallardo last week.

I was utterly shocked.

[Giraffe]

My 115bhp mx5 couldn't keep up with a Lamborghini Gallardo last week.

I was utterly shocked.

I couldn't keep up with a truck the other day, I actually was utterly shocked. Had to rely on taking a roundabout quicker than it could so I could get in front!

[MuZiZZle]

my pal ended up getting a 2000 plate subaru turbo ( bog standard ) 215bhp

i thought my cammed vts could at least keep up on till about 70 then the scobby would take off .... my
god was i wrong ... i got absolutely destroyed !


never again !

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/061/294/1106514-cool_story_bro_super.jpg?1279885294

[jw1325]

Cool story......... infact, as you're Scottish

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=6854

[MuZiZZle]

Cool story......... infact, as you're Scottish

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=6854


McLOL!

[Manu]

I kept up with a cayenne S the other day. Then he took the handbrake off.

[saxo_singh]

Waste of a thread. OP needs to chill, on his 5th vts allready apparently...

Watching fast and furious then remaking it on the streets of the uk dosnt make you cool

[holdawayt]

I couldn't keep up with a truck the other day, I actually was utterly shocked. Had to rely on taking a roundabout quicker than it could so I could get in front!

Ouch!!

[Giraffe]

I kept up with a cayenne S the other day. Then he took the handbrake off.

I keep forgetting to take my handbrake off lately... Luckily it's utterly shit so I barely notice


Ouch!!

Tom I'm not even joking, the thing was going somewhere between 60 and 70... on a 50 road, hence my struggles!

[Manu]

saying that I seen this the other day: http://www.break.com/index/old-lady-drives-with-handbrake-on-2115788

[willie1690]

yeah pretty immature post tbh.

Would remove but dont know how

[jw1325]

You can't.

Mod has to delete / close.

[Giraffe]

yeah pretty immature post tbh.

Would remove but dont know how

You have to ask a mod... take it all in your stride, you were bound to get some stick :y:

EDIT: Apparently jw#'s responds quicker than me

[jw1325]

You have to ask a mod... take it all in your stride, you were bound to get some stick :y:

EDIT: Apparently jw#'s responds quicker than me

I'm a quote and respond whore.

[willie1690]

You have to ask a mod... take it all in your stride, you were bound to get some stick :y:

EDIT: Apparently jw#'s responds quicker than me

yeah just bored out my mind at work and thought i would share this wee challenge i had with a friend. :y:

[Manu]

http://troll.me/images/coolstorybrotell/cool-story-bro-tell-it-again-.jpg

Watching fast and furious then remaking it on the streets of the uk dosnt make you cool

What a turd of a film. Doing 180 mph with one hand on top of the wheel and elbow sticking out of the window

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

[MuZiZZle]

I've avoided all of those films!

[holdawayt]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/imagesCA4O2O9I.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/Glorious_exposition_comrade.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/images.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/imagesCAP67EI9.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/imagesCAYGR1WJ.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/troll-1.png

[holdawayt]

It seems the OP has redeemed himself in the time it took me to gather those images.

Ah well.

[jw1325]

It seems the OP has redeemed himself in the time it took me to gather those images.

Ah well.


Your sarcasm is no longer needed.

Now fuck off.

[Manu]

Now fuck off.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2000_Snatch./000SNC_Alan_Ford_005.jpg

[Karlb1]

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n522/Karlb1/1313011113087.jpg

I know it's not true considering you joined in 2008...but my post count is superior to yours, so i win.

[jw1325]

Bricktop! <3

[holdawayt]

Your sarcasm is no longer needed.

Now fuck off.

Well I never.

I'm going to fart in your direction at trax now and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Manu]

I'm going to fart in your direction at trax now and there's nothing you can do about it.

His father is a hamster and his mother smells of elderberries.

[Granty312]

Penis. That is all.

[holdawayt]

His father is a hamster and his mother smells of elderberries.

I'm sorry Manu you've well and truly thrown me off track there.

Hebrew literature.

[jw1325]

Well I never.

I'm going to fart in your direction at trax now and there's nothing you can do about it.

Imma fart on your face.

[Jay_]

i went out last night and got drunk. Then it suprised me I had a hangover.

Never again. Nah, I'm out again tonight.

[ed-bradley]

Needs more Dragons and shit.

[Manu]

I'm sorry Manu you've well and truly thrown me off track there.

Hebrew literature.

More like English comedy classics ;)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs (2:32)

[Giraffe]

I'm sorry Manu you've well and truly thrown me off track there.

Hebrew literature.

French knights! C'mon man. Silly English k-nnnnnnnnnnnnniggit

[Manu]

ni, ni niiii go get me a schrubbery

[holdawayt]

Youtube blocked at work! I'm missing out and don't like it. hmmm

[Giraffe]

Youtube blocked at work! I'm missing out and don't like it. hmmm

Time for a sneaky poo..?

It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one of the greatest films ever made.

Knights who say Ni are soooo good. Except when they change their name ha.

[Manu]

I just bought Life of Brian, I am so going to piss myself tonight.



Note: this is how to totally derail a shitty thread and make it interesting again.

[Giraffe]

Ha I took that back off my gf the other night, haven't got round to watching it!

Is there a Wudolf the Wed Nosed Weindeer here?!

[holdawayt]

OOOH Monty Python, haven't seen that since I was preteen and innocent.

Definitely time for a crafty comedy poo break.

[holdawayt]

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

[Manu]

and if you come back I shall taunt you a second time

[Giraffe]

'Tis but a scratch!

[Jordysport]

Cool story bro! and all that,

some crazy mofo in a caged saxo, tried to have a pop at me the other day i just laughed and burnt him up.

awaits "cool story bro".....

[Manu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0


Who's that then?
I dunno, must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.

[holdawayt]

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

[lee_saxo]

should of raced for slips

[MiniGibbo]

Monty Python is fucking shit.

[Gandi699]

Monty Python is fucking shit.

Thats probably the most dickhead-ish thing you've said to date

[MiniGibbo]

Thats probably the most dickhead-ish thing you've said to date

Im sorry im not 84 and dont have a shit sence of humour..

[Gandi699]

Im sorry im not 84 and dont have a shit sence of humour..

Sense*

What comedy do you like? a lot of modern comedy takes influences from the python gang, you cant discount that

[MiniGibbo]

I watched "life of brien" and it just didnt do anything for me, found it more cringe than funny tbh..

[DeanAngell1234]

I once raced a Porsche 911 in my Rover....... I kept up until he actually touched the accelerator.

[Gandi699]

I once raced a Porsche 911 in my Rover....... I kept up until he actually touched the accelerator.

Depends what Rover it was though, I know of a cammed vvc metro that'll stick to a 911 carrera until about 120 when it runs out of gears

[holdawayt]

It's the creator of slapstick comedy.

Things like Airplane, Naked gun even Family Guy all get their sense of comedy timing from Monty Python.

Although you're entitled to your opinion, even though it's wrong.

[MiniGibbo]

Naked gun is the worst films ever ever ever made.. id happily watch monty python over that shit..

Family guy is full of lol's though.

[Manu]

It's different. I have the naked gun trilogy, yet family guy bores me to death. Can't keep off of my mind that it's a simpsons ripoff.

Although you're entitled to your opinion, even though it's wrong.

I'd say that too, some people just don't dig the Python humour. I would agree they're a bit like marmite.

[holdawayt]

Most people just won't give anything over 20 years old a chance.

My girlfriend is the same, won't watch anything that's older than 1990.

[MiniGibbo]

Commando, that is full of comedy.

Cobra, that is also funny..

[Manu]

^^^ turds. And commando holds the trophy for the biggest and dumbest movie mistake ever.


Most people just won't give anything over 20 years old a chance.

My girlfriend is the same, won't watch anything that's older than 1990.


Yeah, kids. "oh it's ooooold I don't want to watch that."

Then don't watch Alien, Blade Runner, Police Academy, the Godfather, Cape fear, Dirty Harry, Jaws, the Exorcist, Akira, Pulp Fiction, Star wars, Seven Samurai, Indiana Jones, The silence of the lambs, Se7en, Terminator 2, Rocky, Rambo, Clockwork Orange, the great dictator, Full metal Jacket, Platoon, Trainspotting, Dog Day afternoon, etc.

That's just dumb imo. Though I couldn't care less if other people decide to miss out on great stuff purely on the grounds of how old it is.

[MiniGibbo]

Commando is the fuckin don of films!

[Giraffe]

Commando is the fuckin don of films!

I can't ignore it any more mate, you're a divvy!

Monty Python is fucking amazing. I can only assume you aren't capable of understanding the humour!

On another note, Red Dwarf is amazing, Police Academy is amazing, Black Adder is amazing, Fawlty Towers is amazing.

[holdawayt]

It's just mindless violence to please the masses. There's no real plot, a stupidly high body count and ridiculous one liners that make you cringe.

[MiniGibbo]

Red dwarf no

Police acadamy yes

Black adder no

Fawlty Towers no

[Giraffe]

Red dwarf no

Police acadamy yes

Black adder no

Fawlty Towers no

What is your major malfunction?!

[MiniGibbo]

Im not a midlander with the mental age of a small child and because of that dont find poor comedy funny.

[Giraffe]

Im not a midlander with the mental age of a small child and because of that dont find poor comedy funny.

I agree, you're definitely not a midlander... not too sure about the rest though ;)

[Gandi699]

Sorry you rate police academy over Black Adder and red dwarf? This is a wind up

[MiniGibbo]

"I lift heavy shit"

[lee_saxo]

Ain't got time to bleed

[MiniGibbo]

Sorry you rate police academy over Black Adder and red dwarf? This is a wind up

No red dwarf is terrible.

Ain't got time to bleed

Lad!

"Sally when i told you id kill you last.... i lied"

[Manu]

Commando is the fuckin don of films!

Look again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=203_o0V5Yy0

[lee_saxo]

JOHN' I'm not gonna shoot you between the eye's. I'm gonna shoot you between the balls.

'Let off some steam Bennett'

[MiniGibbo]

Look again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=203_o0V5Yy0

Whats your point? that just makes it more funny??

JOHN' I'm not gonna shoot you between the eye's. I'm gonna shoot you between the balls.

'Let off some steam Bennett'

I eat green barae's for breakfast, and im very hungry.

[Manu]

Whats your point? that just makes it more funny??



I eat green barae's for breakfast, and im very hungry.

Nope, it's such a turd... *berets

[holdawayt]

the mental age of a small child and because of that dont find poor comedy funny.

Lol you're so wrong its fun. What sort of intelligence do you need to watch commando? All you have to understand is that muscles make you strong, guns kill people and army people know a lot of bad one liners.

At least the jokes in Monty Python etc actually appeal to the educated.

[MiniGibbo]

Lol you're so wrong its fun. What sort of intelligence do you need to watch commando? All you have to understand is that muscles make you strong, guns kill people and army people know a lot of bad one liners.At least the jokes in Monty Python etc actually appeal to the educated.

Sums it up pretty well.

Keeps me entertained..

[Stissy]

Waste of a thread. OP needs to chill, on his 5th vts allready apparently...

Watching fast and furious then remaking it on the streets of the uk dosnt make you cool

aww man :(

[leeham987]

Lol you're so wrong its fun. What sort of intelligence do you need to watch commando? All you have to understand is that muscles make you strong, guns kill people and army people know a lot of bad one liners.

At least the jokes in Monty Python etc actually appeal to the educated.

Not a big fan of monty python, too old school for my liking, i.e, not funny :n:

Also hate when people quote it.

[holdawayt]

Doube post.

[holdawayt]

Sums it up pretty well.

Keeps me entertained..

As do crayons and windows I imagine.

HEY LOOK GIBBO - A SQUIRRELL!!

*Matt runs off into the distance chasing the funny looking rabbit*

[Coonper]

Carry on camping ftmfw!

The part when barbera's bra flies off while stretching...:oops:

[holdawayt]

Carry on camping ftmfw!

The part when barbera's bra flies off while stretching...:oops:

Oh Matron :homme:

[Pomaz]

Old comedys ie monty python and the carry on films (allthough there are some good ones) are cringy! Especially when old gits decide to quote them :homme:

[holdawayt]

Old comedys ie monty python and the carry on films (allthough there are some good ones) are cringy! Especially when old gits decide to quote them :homme:

I'm 20. Hardly old.