Torture Garden [Possibly NSFW]

[jackdavies92]

Long story short. My girlfriend wants to go, and she also wants to drag me along.

If you've never heard of it, it's basically a big S&M/fetish club. You have to dress up in some kind of crazy bondage gear to get in.

I'm scared Sax-P! What do I do?! :panic:

Alternatively if anyone's been what actually happens at these things?

[Prickle]

Pmsl. . .

[ed-bradley]

What the Fuck.

Buy a gimp suit and go.

or tell her to fuck off, and go to the pub instead.

[Piggie]

Ha!

On a public forum.... Geese

[jackdavies92]

Not funny man. I'm generally pretty open minded so I'll probably end up going, but I'm pretty scared.

[Prickle]

Not funny man. I'm generally pretty open minded so I'll probably end up going, but I'm pretty scared.

Theres a line. :homme:

[stealthVTS]

I'm scared Sax-P! What do I do?! :panic:

Don't drop anything! :homme:

[Piggie]

Its fukin hilarious!

Your actually considering it! LMFAO

[0rang3peel]

hahahaha, so fucked up but please go would be so funny

[Baz]

hehe pics from your visit on return? No men though lol

[Greedo]

wear a helmet cam!

[Piggie]

So what you scared of then?

The big plastic willys?

Looking like a faggot?

Your bird + the big plastic willy?

Or is it the fact she even wants to go which in turn means you aint keeping her 'entertained' enough?

[holdawayt]

Just been in the website.

I don't see the harm, she has fun, you get to stare at stranger's Boobs and clunges. Whats the problem?

[jackdavies92]

It's mainly the big plastic willys and looking like a faggot that's putting me off, Piggie.

[Gabbastard]

Just go in some black denims and a leather jacket, youll get in. Then just spend the night slapping lasses tits and kicking gimps. FTW, obviously.

[Ryan]

TG is at ministry over Easter. I'm working with Carl cox instead, have a few mates who go to TG alot can't see what the issue is with plenty of hot chicks in latex myself. You have men at all club nights.

Look at the dress code though, don't expect to be allowed in wearing jeans/chinos etc. you don't have to be dressed up with a gimp suit though.

[TomT]

Sounds like you've got a keeper.

[smiith]

Id go, BDSM pretty much gives you a decent reason to smash a girls face in..

[jackdavies92]

No cotton or denim apparently. Nothing that looks like it's from a fancy dress shop either. It's gotta be a decent kit. Everyone's gonna look like a twat so it's really a big deal I suppose.

Fuck it. It'll keep her happy and it could even be fun.

[Heftydanielson]

Do it and take a load of photos. :D

[ed-bradley]

Buy about 90 dildo's and staple/rivet them to your naked body.

They can't turn you away then.

[Ryan]

Do it and take a load of photos. :D

TGs code is photos through official routes only.

[jackdavies92]

TGs code is photos through official routes only.

Yeah, not even phones with cameras apparently.

[Gordi]

does this mean other dudes will be banging your lass?

[Heftydanielson]

TGs code is photos through official routes only.

Such a shame. :(

[Ryan]

Such a shame. :(

Go on their site. Plenty gets put online

[Heftydanielson]

Go on their site. Plenty gets put online

I'll have a look later, bit odd while at college. haha

[jackdavies92]

does this mean other dudes will be banging your lass?

Only if I let them. Which I fucking won't be.
She can get with as many chicks as she wants, not a problem.

[Jay_]

will you be banging other lasses?

[Gordi]

Only if I let them. Which I fucking won't be.
She can get with as many chicks as she wants, not a problem.

can i come?

[Gandi699]

sounds like the slippery slope to cuckoldry

[Pieface]

Sounds like your girlfriends bored with you.

Bummer man.

[bullit]

Rape is quite common.

[Manu]

but I'm pretty scared.

Fear is irrelevant. I'd tell the gf to fuck off for starters. Like split and then fuck off.

[Gareth_R]

this thread is useless without pics of the g/f

[Gareth_R]

Ha just been on website, theres some fucking weird people in this world. Fit, but weird.

[Gabbastard]

This is all you need.

Click me. (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PURPLE-LYCRA-BODY-SUIT-ADULT-SKINZ-TIGHT-GIMP-COSTUME-L-FANCY-DRESS-/190579921463?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item2c5f72d237)

[logic_guy]

Tbh, Pics of said g/f is needed first.

[Ryan]

So did the OP end up going?

I hear from our tech teams the 'play' rooms had potential to be interesting

[tomsmarty]

So did the OP end up going?


Very good question!

[L33h]

weyaye i would of went.

Be a laugh :panic:

[umbro]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=torture+garden

[Tommo87]

Wtf is your mrs into :s

[Scott-jarvis]

It dont look to bad !!

[Dom]

I'm all over the kinky shit. Should man the fuck up and go.

[Ryan]

Still no reply by the OP.

Was told the stories from the event by the staff that were in... pretty much just 1 big orgy.

[Jazz]

Still no reply by the OP.

Was told the stories from the event by the staff that were in... pretty much just 1 big orgy.

Just admit it, you were there.

Dressed in latex and swinging a lasso over your head.

[Gareth_R]

Was told the stories from the event by the staff that were in... pretty much just 1 big orgy.

sounds awesome, if you can put up with shagging a girl dressed like a clown while a guy with a piece of metal shoved in every orifice wanks over her face

when's the next one?

[TomT]

sounds awesome, if you can put up with shagging a girl dressed like a clown while a guy with a piece of metal shoved in every orifice wanks over her face

when's the next one?

You say put up with like it's a bad thing..

[Ryan]

Just admit it, you were there.

Dressed in latex and swinging a lasso over your head.

I was working with carl cox sadly at another venue.

At least we know what you fantasise over now :homme:

[Jay_]

I was working with carl cox sadly at another venue.

At least we know what you fantasise over now :homme:

fantasise = what a fucking crazy word. never seen it written down...

[DreamEater]

Man I need to get me some of this Torture Garden...shame the Mrs has a bun in the oven :(

[Jazz]

At least we know what you fantasise over now :homme:

Only if you wear a superman cape to finish the outfit :homme:

[Gabbastard]

There used to be a similar thing a while back in the Arches in Glasgow. Mate and I tried to get in, but we got stopped at the door by the staff, they asked what our fetish was. We'd taken surgical tubing, a poly bag, a couple of oranges and a poly bag. Got turned away. :(

Another mate made it in and he said it was hilarious - he went in all his leather gear to get in - and said he pretty much pissed himself when he was sitting chatting to this lass, and a guy in a gimp suit came up and asked if he needed a footrest or table. The gimp got down on all fours and my mate put his feet up on him and put his drink on his back, occassionally the lass would lean forward and slap his masked face. Makes me laugh that the gimps night was probably made by stuff like that.

[Mr_X]

Disappointed in the lack of op contribution.

[ha_x3]

My in-laws went there & had an amazing time..
not my sort of thing though, but if your into that sorta stuff then go for it

[L33h]

My in-laws went there & had an amazing time..
not my sort of thing though, but if your into that sorta stuff then go for it

hahah wtf do your inlaws get up to

[Gareth_R]

There used to be a similar thing a while back in the Arches in Glasgow. Mate and I tried to get in, but we got stopped at the door by the staff, they asked what our fetish was. We'd taken surgical tubing, a poly bag, a couple of oranges and a poly bag. Got turned away. :(

Another mate made it in and he said it was hilarious - he went in all his leather gear to get in - and said he pretty much pissed himself when he was sitting chatting to this lass, and a guy in a gimp suit came up and asked if he needed a footrest or table. The gimp got down on all fours and my mate put his feet up on him and put his drink on his back, occassionally the lass would lean forward and slap his masked face. Makes me laugh that the gimps night was probably made by stuff like that.


I wish I lived in Scotland so I could hang out with you Dave