Hello - Now seems to be the hate thread

[Mochachino]

People do my head in that brake and then indicate, rather than indicate then brake, really gets to me this does.

Also I have noticed I have an attraction to girls in BMWs and Mini's when they are on the handsfree kit talking and laughing.

Discuss everything :y:

[GolfJay]

I like midget porn...

[titchster]

I hate people.

[Cam]

My dad telling me how i do round abouts wrong when i filter to the left...

[Moke]

I hate Cam.

[Cam]

Mikes bird is fit...........

[Moke]

Mikes bird is fit...........

I expected you to take the bait, not to compliment me.


hurhurhur!

[Cam]

I expected you to take the bait, not to compliment me.


hurhurhur!

You love itttt!

[Moke]

You love itttt!

:detective:

I do, however, HATE people who drive round corners like they have a trailer attached...

Oh and I hate OAP drivers... Driving 40mph in every different speed zone.

[Dano]

I hate people.

+1 tbh :y:

[TomT]

Is it me you're looking forrrr

[TomT]

I hate when people don't know how wide their own car is, i.e you're driving down a small road but there's clearly enough room for you and the oncoming car to both pass each other but they sit in the middle of both lanes so there isn't enough room.

[Moke]

Is it me you're looking forrrr

I hate when people don't know how wide their own car is, i.e you're driving down a small road but there's clearly enough room for you and the oncoming car to both pass each other but they sit in the middle of both lanes so there isn't enough room.

I hate it when people don't use multi-quote.

[Cam]

People that think its ok to drive right up your arse when i'am doing 50 because its 50 and there is a lane to overtake.

[Baz]

people who sit in the middle lane when there is no need to...

[devilsadvocate]

People who are in the inside lane of a roundabout yet clearling going straight over :wall:

[Mochachino]

people who are in front of me, and they stop to allow the traffic on the other side of the road come past, because there are parked cars on our side.

I always take my position in the road and get as close as I can with the cars passing easily on the other side of the road, then they swerve right out in the road, and i just drive straight forward.

[TomT]

I hate it when people don't use multi-quote.

I wasn't quoting anyone you bellend

[Baz]

People who are in the inside lane of a roundabout yet clearling going straight over :wall:

like this:

http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg/groups/dg_digitalassets/@dg/@en/documents/digitalasset/dg_070540.jpg

probs a reason they do that....o yeah, because thats the rules of the road....

[Viper]

like this:

http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg/groups/dg_digitalassets/@dg/@en/documents/digitalasset/dg_070540.jpg

probs a reason they do that....o yeah, because thats the rules of the road....

Baz, that's the outside ;)

[Lacey_106]

I hate people who are full of hate.... :detective:

[Baz]

Baz, that's the outside ;)

yeah.....:boxing:

[stupotvtr]

Anyone else find it hard to see if a new shape mini is indicating when it's braking? The indicator is inside the ring brake light so it's hard to see.

[K17NEY]

I hate any car that is in front of me..

[Mochachino]

I hate people who are full of hate.... :detective:

:O is this an indirect to someone in this thread?! :panic:

[Mr_X]

Moke you fail

[Baz]

Anyone else find it hard to see if a new shape mini is indicating when it's braking? The indicator is inside the ring brake light so it's hard to see.

new golf has this too, dunno if the mini does however, but yeah its v hard to spot it as the brake lights blind ya lol

[Viper]

I hate the cunts that drive like a tosser and then have a go at me, or follow me when I congratulate them for driving like a tosser.

Someone pulled out in front of me yesterday so I applauded him. He turned round and followed me.

[stupotvtr]

Not noticed it on golfs just the second generation of new minis.

[Nates-VTR]

hate when the toast gets too cold for the butter to melt!

[e8_pqck]

Hate people who check their balance and use three cards for £10 out the cash machine when there is a massive que

[Carl-h]

I hate people who sit in the middle lane when there's nothing to overtake.
I hate people who have to swing out to take every corner.
I hate people who turn left on roundabouts without indicating.
I hate people who don't indicate.
I HATE people who flash me for a perfectly legal, safe, clean overtake.
I hate inconsiderate people, like when there's a lane emerging on the left and instead of keeping right a little so people can get through they block the road. This is when stopped usually at traffic lights.
I really hate people who edge out of junctions, I would of let them out till they started edging, now I'll aim at them.

[Mochachino]

In england our royalty are chauffeured about in range rovers, jags and bentlys.

In France the prime minister guy is driven about in a Citroen C5 haha

[Tom]

Hello.

[Tuppylover]

I hate 206s

[Tuppylover]

And Brussels

[knight-22]

And Brussels
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

[Lacey_106]

:O is this an indirect to someone in this thread?! :panic:

No that was a direct to everyone in this thread ;) haha

Re: mini brake lights. I haven't noticed, but then again I'm oblivious to everything else on the road.

[Mochachino]

No that was a direct to everyone in this thread ;) haha

Re: mini brake lights. I haven't noticed, but then again I'm oblivious to everything else on the road.

Do you have a handsfree kit in your mini?

[knightyVTR]

i fooking hate pikeys

[Lacey_106]

Do you have a handsfree kit in your mini?

Yes. Have you been watching me? ;) :detective:

[Mochachino]

Yes. Have you been watching me? ;) :detective:

No, I will be from now on though ;) :oops:

[Heftydanielson]

hate when the toast gets too cold for the butter to melt!

This just grinds my gears..

[Lacey_106]

No, I will be from now on though ;) :oops:

You mini/hands fetish sex pest! ;)

[Mochachino]

Cant blame me :D

[D1zzyman]

i hate people who cant see, no really some old guy nearly crunched the front of my car by reversing with out looking "he assumed there was no one behind him". then he has the nerve to shout bull sh*t at me. i nearly lost my tamper and kicked his face in with my fists. :boxing:

[burtoni]

i hate not winning the lottery i play it every fricking week whats the deal with that i hate my ex wife and i hate little jumped up boyracers that think there 1.1 is the fastest thing ever to be produced

oh and i hate your mum

[TomT]

I hate that it just took me 40 minutes to write 3 pages.

[knight-22]

This just grinds my gears..

Hahahaa. :clapping:

Do you know what really grinds my gears? This lindsey lohan.

[blackie_2k5]

I hate that it just took me 40 minutes to write 3 pages.

I would hate that I had to write 3 pages never mind how long it took

[Matty_VTR]

I hate.. well I didn't like it that I moved over to let someone in a range rover join the motorway and as I was about to pull back in they put their foot down and undertook (sp?) me.

I also dislike people who tailgate.

[sgeary]

I hate people right up your arse in a 30 when I'm doing the limit !!

[TomT]

I would hate that I had to write 3 pages never mind how long it took

I say write, I mean type

[GolfJay]

I hate Saxperience...

Ah oh...

[xVTR]

Hate everything, all cars are cunts and need to get the fuck out the way. Mums on the school run that can't drive for shit, old people that need shooting going 35 in a NSL then when it goes back to a 30MPH limit they still go 35... FACEPALM.

CUNTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I feel better now :)

[stevo67]

People that indicate then brake then go into slow motion as they turn(oap`s)People that drive along forgetting to cancel their indicator so you flash them & they don`t change lane,so just as you`re about to overtake they pull into your lane.Oap`s that brake 10ft before a junction.

[smiith]

I hate it when you are in the living room watching Elite TV having a nice slow paced wank, and you see your mums car pull into the drive, so you have to force a rush finish.. All because i couldnt be arsed to go upstairs and watch porn.

[smiith]

i hate people who cant see, no really some old guy nearly crunched the front of my car by reversing with out looking "he assumed there was no one behind him". then he has the nerve to shout bull sh*t at me. i nearly lost my tamper and kicked his face in with my fists. :boxing:

Kicking with your fists.. Explain further..?

[stupotvtr]

I hate it when people tailgate you through average speed cameras when your in the inside lane doing the correct speed!

[GC_Belfast]

People (specificaly women) at ATMs. 10 minues to do a balance check, get a mini statement and then withdraw single note. http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif Upto it, card in with one hand, other hand ready to punch the pin in, main screen loads - withdraw with reciept - other amount - £300, collect your shit. All done in 2 minutes.

Arsehole drivers who just pull out whenever the fuck they like because you still have R plates on. http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif Been the same from day 1 when I was doing my lessons. 'Cunt A' fires out from the junction when im about 20 feet away, chokes his gear changes, forcing me to fire the anchor out the back all because said cunt doesnt want to sit behind somone who is restricted to the LEGAL FUCKING street speeds and minimum speeds on other roads.

[GC_Belfast]

People (specificaly women) at ATMs. 10 minues to do a balance check, get a mini statement and then withdraw single note. http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif Upto it, card in with one hand, other hand ready to punch the pin in, main screen loads - withdraw with reciept - other amount - £300, collect your shit. All done in 2 minutes.

Arsehole drivers who just pull out whenever the fuck they like because you still have R plates on. http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif Been the same from day 1 when I was doing my lessons. 'Cunt A' fires out from the junction when im about 20 feet away, chokes his gear changes, forcing me to fire the anchor out the back. All because said cunt doesnt want to sit behind somone who is restricted to the LEGAL FUCKING street speeds, and minimum speeds on other roads. Gains no advantage because both of us have to start the whole cycle again.

Cyclist bastards dicking about on the roads. http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif Yep thanks mate, pay fuck all tax, have no insurance, ignore your green fucking lane at the kerb and use the middle of the road, making a ballix for all drivers.

MORE WILL FOLLOW

[TomT]

I hate people who put question marks at the end of things that aren't questions?

[DAMSK11]

Waiting at a red light, pedestrians at the side of the road not moving, as soon as the lights turn green they decide to start walking across the road, making me wait. :|

[Ryan1992]

When your going 30-33mph in a 30 zone but somehow there is a 10 car queue behind you!

When people go straight across on the inside lane of a roundabout and use the inside lane of a roundabout to overtake you!!

Also hate it when people pull out across a junction when there is no gap to get in!
Rant over....

[Saxotim]

I hate MOT's.

[ed-bradley]

I hate it when piss filled bog water splashes back at me after a nice meaty shit.

[smiith]

Really hate it when your going under the speed limit, and some old biddy on the side of the road shakes their head or tells you to slow down...

Or worst here, people walk on the side of the road on one U bend corner, that doesnt have a path, then when you have to swerve around them, they shout at you like its your fault they didnt use the path on the other side!

[tony5haw1988]

I hate topping my phone up and having to listen to 20 minutes of shit offers before it let's me top up

[shokkz]

like this:

http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg/groups/dg_digitalassets/@dg/@en/documents/digitalasset/dg_070540.jpg

probs a reason they do that....o yeah, because thats the rules of the road....

Herp derp:A:

[knight-22]

I hate topping my phone up and having to listen to 20 minutes of shit offers before it let's me top up

On orange you can do it by text. No hassle. :homme:

[Lacey_106]

I didn't even know people still used pay as you go!

[Liamm]

I hate the woman in the Audi who was like 4 cars infront of me today at the lights. I wondered why we weren't moving when the lights went green. Thought someone had stalled. They went red again and we stood still. They went green again, we didn't move, and had 3 cars just drive past us and go through the lights.

At this point i just thought wtf is going on, so pulled out and overtook them all. Turns out this bint had stopped behind a parked car with noone in it thinking it was in the fucking queue, (it wasnt illegally parked but it was like 2-3 foot away from the curb) causing at least 7 others, including me, to stop thinking it was the queue aswell!
She saw me pull past and must have realised that it was parked, cause she moved, then everyone else came out too. What a mong.

[tony5haw1988]

I didn't even know people still used pay as you go!


Don't see the need as I get all I want for 15 quid a month with no chance of silly bills

[tony5haw1988]

I also hate people that leave a 50m gap between them and the car infront approaching traffic lights then when they see the amber light they nail it and leave me on red!!! Ffs what's wrong with the 2 second rule?

[Lacey_106]

I hate it when I get home from a night out and realise I've failed to make my bed after washing my sheets.

Worst news ever.

[knight-22]

Don't see the need as I get all I want for 15 quid a month with no chance of silly bills

Yeah same here to be fair. I get free internet and 400 free texts or something. :y:

[D1zzyman]

I didn't even know people still used pay as you go!

i do, reason being i hate being tied down to contracts. pay as you go is easier plus i have more control of how much i waste e.t.c

[m11ler]

I hate people who drive with their fog lights on when it's not foggy.

Also people who sit up my arse even though its the car in front thats holding me up.

Chavs in shit cars that think i want a race because i own a saxo.

Even worse is middle aged men in saloons such as bmw's and audi's that really really want a race.. Leave me in peace, i just want to get home from work.

People that don't tuck right up into the space in front of them round the drive thru :homo:

People that don't thank me when i give way.

Old people or stupid indian women that don't look where they're going and just randomly merge into me on a roundabout.

[Chez99]

People that think its ok to drive right up your arse when i'am doing 50 because its 50 and there is a lane to overtake.

+1 - this does my fucking head in.

[MuZiZZle]

I hate people who put question marks at the end of things that aren't questions?

Are they typing in the voice of an American teen girl?

Where every sentence ends with an upward inflection?

So everything sounds like a question?

I really like Bagels

[MuZiZZle]

I hate it when I get home from a night out and realise I've failed to make my bed after washing my sheets.

Worst news ever.

buy more?

[stealthVTS]

I hate everything...........
People, cars, ignorance, weather, Britain, the Government, shit box Corsa's, chavs, "Emo's", scene kids, druggies, skanks, dogs, chickens, elephants, fish, eagles, the entire population of France.............

[Ryanoo]

I love it when I indicate right, but go left, or vice versa :D though I do hate people who hate stuff.

When your going 30-33mph in a 30 zone but somehow there is a 10 car queue behind you!

When people go straight across on the inside lane of a roundabout and use the inside lane of a roundabout to overtake you!!

Also hate it when people pull out across a junction when there is no gap to get in!
Rant over....

I do that all the time, catches the bastards off guards and makes my penis grow to full length (2.8 inches)



I hate it when I get home from a night out and realise I've failed to make my bed after washing my sheets.

Worst news ever.

I usually get the bitch to then make the bed, works every time and one less thing to hate :p

I have a prewritten script.

"Oi woman, here." Then I wake up, on the floor, or the bottom of the stairs with a sorehead and a few bruises and the bed is made with the Woman init. Works every time, just got to endure being made unconscious :)

[stealthVTS]

I hate people who hate everything, trying smiling you miserable.. Bottom heads. :D

I also hate people who are pandantic when not necessary........

[RibNSpicy]

When your going 30-33mph in a 30 zone but somehow there is a 10 car queue behind you!

When people go straight across on the inside lane of a roundabout and use the inside lane of a roundabout to overtake you!!

Also hate it when people pull out across a junction when there is no gap to get in!
Rant over....

I hates them first two also. I notice more women break the speed limit and use phones and stuff than men imo. Just what i observe on the road, sorry if any good women drivers are reading this. Its just they think cause they're driving round in there big 4X4 tanks they can do what the hell they want.

[RibNSpicy]

I hates them first two also. I notice more women break the speed limit and use phones and stuff than men imo. Just what i observe on the road, sorry if any good women drivers are reading this. Its just they think cause they're driving round in there big 4X4 tanks they can do what the hell they want.

Even in my cruddy slow 1 litre theres 2 particular islands on the way to derby from my house that drivers try and overtake you on the inside. Its always Captain BMW or Sergeant Audi. I floor it in 2nd gear, its so funny their face when they dont get passed you and have to slow down. They really didn't think the P reg 1 litre Saxo was gonna beat them round the Island. I do it every time, its worth the earache of the wife.:afro:

[Prickle]

One fella at work.

Please fall over and break a leg!

[MiniGibbo]

I hate faggots and bellends.

[potatopete]

I hate faggots

These?

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j133/peterbonser/images-6.jpg

[Lacey_106]

I usually get the bitch to then make the bed, works every time and one less thing to hate :p

I have a prewritten script.

"Oi woman, here." Then I wake up, on the floor, or the bottom of the stairs with a sorehead and a few bruises and the bed is made with the Woman init. Works every time, just got to endure being made unconscious :)

Kinky foreplay!

I need a woman to do this for me.... :detective:

[MuZiZZle]

Even in my cruddy slow 1 litre theres 2 particular islands on the way to derby from my house that drivers try and overtake you on the inside. Its always Captain BMW or Sergeant Audi. I floor it in 2nd gear, its so funny their face when they dont get passed you and have to slow down. They really didn't think the P reg 1 litre Saxo was gonna beat them round the Island. I do it every time, its worth the earache of the wife.:afro:

"undertake"

[titchster]

Umm, going back to the first page, the roundabout thing. You can actually use the right hand lane to go straight over if there's double lanes on the other side...

[P_Connor]

I hate people who are ungrateful and rude and supposedly older and more 'mature' than me.

E.g. the woman friend I took on holiday with me. Bitch.

[Lacey_106]

I hate people who are ungrateful and rude and supposedly older and more 'mature' than me.

E.g. the woman friend I took on holiday with me. Bitch.

did you try and poke her?

[Honeybadger]

I hate old gits in Rover's getting in my way or doing 50 on a 60 road

[Chez99]

I hate old gits in Rover's getting in my way or doing 50 on a 60 road

try half of them doing 30 on a 60!! OLD PEOPLE if you can not do the speedlimit atleast get off the fecking road.

[MuZiZZle]

did you try and poke her?

If I take a bitch to Butlins, she better know that a fingerblasting is on the cards!

[Gandi699]

the drivers of Kia Sedonas

[P_Connor]

did you try and poke her?

No. I did like her though. Now we have fallen out because she feels like it. Meh.

[jakesc]

The moment when half of my digestive breaks free and ends up in the bottom of my tea. I feel pure hate for that little diggy

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[stevo67]

Waiting at a red light, pedestrians at the side of the road not moving, as soon as the lights turn green they decide to start walking across the road, making me wait. :|

What you don`t slowly pull away wind your window down & shout what`s the fecking button for?

[auds]

yeah I also hate pricks who brake before indicating coz I'm like what the fuck you braking for you knob....oh you're turning, well nice to be told :P also hate it when they take about half an hour to actually turn, ffs, and braking at a clear roundabout that you can see is clear a mile away omg I want to ram them grrrr :P I'm gunna stop there as I could go all night..............but also hate my twat neighbours ( I have anger in me right now lol, sowi) :P

[burtoni]

i hate jumped up little agro fools thinking their hard as nails because theyre miles away on a keyboard. keyboard warriors pha

[GeeDawg]

Just to add to the mix my biggest road hate is simple bloody courtesy if i let you out or let you through the least you can do is put your hand up to say thanks is that to much to ask ? this really gets my back up grrrr

[GC_Belfast]

Group of cunts who just kicked wing mirrors off on the cars in my street, including mine... Machete justice will be delivered when I see them again.