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seanvt5
18th May 2012, 15:49
Is Viper the biggest knob on www.saxperience.com?

Thoughts?

BBM
18th May 2012, 15:50
Nah that award goes to Mangojace.

Ryan
18th May 2012, 15:51
Has tom corrected you on spelling?

Thats the only thing he really does, there are people on here who are far far worse.

holdawayt
18th May 2012, 15:51
Nope he's awesome, has he corrected your spelling / asked your girlfriend for nude pics / stolen your child or is it more personal?

Spanky
18th May 2012, 15:52
nope but he has the biggest knob on saxp, just what i heard...

btw you do realise you have just boosted his ego by 4 points yea?

Prickle
18th May 2012, 15:55
i seen 50 saxos m8 and jizzed


friend!!

MiniGibbo
18th May 2012, 16:01
Has tom corrected you on spelling?

Thats the only thing he really does, there are people on here who are far far worse.

Don't be shy, name and shame.. :detective:

mattknight1984
18th May 2012, 16:03
Internet heroes are cool.

Ryan
18th May 2012, 16:06
Don't be shy, name and shame.. :detective:

:hug::hug:

Lacey_106
18th May 2012, 16:07
Lol... Probably not. Although he will like this.

Ryan
18th May 2012, 16:13
Lol... Probably not. Although he will like this.

You should know more than anyone about the sandrats knob.

Lacey_106
18th May 2012, 16:15
You should know more than anyone about the sandrats knob.

I should... :detective:

Ryan
18th May 2012, 16:16
I should... :detective:

couldnt feel a thing eh... :panic:

seanvt5
18th May 2012, 16:17
I should... :detective:

+1 Capt Yid ;)

adamm
18th May 2012, 16:22
Not the biggest knob but he's definitely the biggest bender.

Lacey_106
18th May 2012, 16:22
Adam is a lovely guy. :y:

Dom
18th May 2012, 16:23
Trolololol.

adamm
18th May 2012, 16:29
Adam is a lovely guy. :y:

Hai I am indeed :p

seanvt5
18th May 2012, 16:30
Adam is a lovely guy. :y:

1+ :y:

Lewis1600
18th May 2012, 17:02
How tall is he?

Cam
18th May 2012, 17:07
He is a bender.

TomT
18th May 2012, 17:08
Nope Tontsy is, check youtube comments.

NorthernSoul_
18th May 2012, 17:26
I agree with OP, Viper is a dick!

LSOfreak
18th May 2012, 17:27
he is a bit of a turd :homme:

burtoni
18th May 2012, 17:35
he does love the cock

saxo-parts
18th May 2012, 17:37
he's just got a very high opinion of himself, however this makes him comical in a way....a bit like a dancing goat. Bit unfair to brand him the BIGGEST knob on saxp though, there are plenty who don't put half as much effort into being such a twat, yet still manage it lol

stevo67
18th May 2012, 17:41
he's just got a very high opinion of himself, however this makes him comical in a way....a bit like a dancing goat. Bit unfair to brand him the BIGGEST knob on saxp though, there are plenty who don't put half as much effort into being such a twat, yet still manage it lol

As above quote,wish I could add thanks.:y:

JoshB
18th May 2012, 18:02
Logic_Guy or Tontsy for me.

e8_pqck
18th May 2012, 18:03
he's a bit of a douche bag - like his new car though.

Moke
18th May 2012, 18:09
Everyone calling him Viper are doing so because they probably don't know Tom in person...

He's sound IMO and only comes across a bit of a dick when he's correcting you, so you all cry like little bitches when he does so.

I also vote MangoJace as the biggest knob of Sax-P. Watch out MiniGibbo, he's started boxing now, so he's harder than you... What a turd.

D--R--E--W
18th May 2012, 18:09
Toms amazing, he is English and still understands me haha

Moke
18th May 2012, 18:11
Toms amazing, he is English and still understands me haha

What did you just say?

Chr15
18th May 2012, 18:11
Adam is a lovely guy. :y:

He was, now he's just boring. Hardly spoken to him since Trax last year :n:

TomT
18th May 2012, 18:15
Someone make a poll.

Baz
18th May 2012, 18:47
tbh I agree with OP, the blue haired man is the biggest knob on Sax-P! end of......

ed-bradley
18th May 2012, 18:52
Yeah he's a big gooch.

Viper
18th May 2012, 18:57
I'm fucking awesome, it's been a while since I had a thread about me :cool:

I'd love to know who this spastic is though.

P_Connor
18th May 2012, 19:00
Viper has my sense of humour, as I have told him in the past. Also Moke both make me laugh loads in their posts. IMO, they are LADS.

K17NEY
18th May 2012, 19:04
Fucking Repost, Definately not the first time ive seen a thread with this title. He's not that bad, You've just got to get used to him.

Viper
18th May 2012, 19:06
IMO, they are LADS.

NEVER call me that. I hate people branding 'LADS' like that. They're usually just twats.

Also someone suggested a poll. Get it done! We haven't had one of those for ages.

P_Connor
18th May 2012, 19:08
NEVER call me that. I hate people branding 'LADS' like that. They're usually just twats.

Also someone suggested a poll. Get it done! We haven't had one of those for ages.

Legends, Gods, Beasts?

Viper
18th May 2012, 19:14
God sounds good to me.

Ryan
18th May 2012, 19:19
God sounds good to me.

Hush now sandrat ;)

Viper
18th May 2012, 19:24
Sorry Hitler :(

Sophia_Bush
18th May 2012, 19:31
penus man

Ryan
18th May 2012, 19:32
Sorry Hitler :(

Heil the fuhrer.

bullit
18th May 2012, 19:38
Ive logged in especially just to say you are a bell.


















x

Viper
18th May 2012, 19:39
You're old. Please leave.

jeffchiz
18th May 2012, 19:43
so many on saxp throughtout the years is hard to just name one knob!

craig180
18th May 2012, 19:44
Viper is a full on knob jockey online, but moreso in real life. Not the worst though. That award would have to go to a southerner ;)

Funny how this "seanvt5" knows about captainyid. Don't own a Beemer do you? It's an offence punishable with a ban for creating multiple accounts ;)

jeffchiz
18th May 2012, 19:52
Viper is a full on knob jockey online, but moreso in real life. Not the worst though. That award would have to go to a southerner ;)

Funny how this "seanvt5" knows about captainyid. Don't own a Beemer do you? It's an offence punishable with a ban for creating multiple accounts ;)

we talking about some yellow looking machine?

TomT
18th May 2012, 19:54
we talking about some yellow looking machine?

I'm thinking he means Lee

I hope so anyway, or I'll look pretty stupid..

jw1325
18th May 2012, 19:55
Viper has the boggest cock on saxP

I felt it when he hugged me at Bolton Abbey.

Viper
18th May 2012, 19:56
Viper has the boggest cock on saxP

I felt it when he hugged me at Bolton Abbey.

Did it poke your vajayjay?

jw1325
18th May 2012, 19:59
Did it poke your vajayjay?

No my nostril!!!!

Viper
18th May 2012, 20:00
Did it smell good?

Ryan
18th May 2012, 20:01
No my nostril!!!!

At least he's lost his virginity at last now then.

craig180
18th May 2012, 20:01
I'm thinking he means Lee

I hope so anyway, or I'll look pretty stupid..

No, someone called Sean as it happens.... ;)

K17NEY
18th May 2012, 20:04
Viper has the boggest cock on saxP

I felt it when he hugged me at Bolton Abbey.

Vipers hugged you and i haven't even met you yet, Kitney is not impressed...

Viper
18th May 2012, 20:05
At least he's lost his virginity at last now then.

It was definitely worth the wait!!

CHIP
18th May 2012, 20:09
He loves cock.

Viper
18th May 2012, 20:11
He loves cock.

Only yours :sweetheart:

I love this, why don't more people make threads for me?

CHIP
18th May 2012, 20:12
Only yours :sweetheart:

Shit, Tonts will be on to us now, dickhead.

Viper
18th May 2012, 20:13
Shit, Tonts will be on to us now, dickhead.

I never touch his cock, only his balls :)

tichy
18th May 2012, 20:36
Viper just knows how to use punctuation, wished i did

Ashleyp
18th May 2012, 20:41
FLOL. bullit logging in for that post. winner!

tupps 4 mod.

Peter_D
18th May 2012, 20:43
Such a riveting thread, might print the pages off and laminate them so i can show it to my future grandchildren

Viper
18th May 2012, 20:44
Such a riveting thread, might print the pages off and laminate them so i can show it to my future grandchildren

How's your garden coming along?

Peter_D
18th May 2012, 20:53
Abandoned since i'm hardly ever at home now..

Viper
18th May 2012, 20:58
Aww that's such a shame! Are you back on the drugs and whores binges?

Peter_D
18th May 2012, 21:05
Nah clean as a whistle, just working away 2 weeks at a time and then home for a weekend, still behaving as per <3

seanvt5
18th May 2012, 21:15
Tontsy is a good shout but has to always be Viper for kingdick.

30000 thats 3-0-0-0-0 thats 30k thats THIRTY THOUSAND posts he has I'm guessing we are his life, soul and heart :)

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:17
I've actually got more than 30,000 posts. It says so in my profile.

seanvt5
18th May 2012, 21:17
= One Sad Cunt

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:18
Coming from the one who has come on to make a duplicate account and make this thread?

That seems more sad to me.

Enlighten me, what have I ever done to offend you?

Reechard
18th May 2012, 21:21
Coming from the one who has come on to make a duplicate account and make this thread?

That seems more sad to me.

Enlighten me, what have I ever done to offend you?

Corrected his spelling and made him cry probably.

seanvt5
18th May 2012, 21:26
Nothing tbh apart from fuck off capt yid

Ryan
18th May 2012, 21:28
Nothing tbh apart from fuck off capt yid

So you thought you would create a second account because you have not got the balls to do it from your own?

Perhaps a group banning for all of you may be in order ;)

Just because he was stirring viper custard.

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:29
Nothing tbh apart from fuck off capt yid

So you have decided to create an account, over a YEAR since I have had any interaction with him, just to make this thread?

Grow up.

MiniGibbo
18th May 2012, 21:29
Who is it..? :detective:

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:30
Viper is a full on knob jockey online, but moreso in real life. Not the worst though. That award would have to go to a southerner ;)

Funny how this "seanvt5" knows about captainyid. Don't own a Beemer do you? It's an offence punishable with a ban for creating multiple accounts ;)

No. It's not him.

I thought Mods were clever and looked at IP addresses and shiz?

TomT
18th May 2012, 21:30
Well, I'm lost.

MiniGibbo
18th May 2012, 21:31
No. It's not him.

I thoughts Mods were clever and looked at IP addresses and shiz?

Behave, mods are just kids who got bullied at school.

Prickle
18th May 2012, 21:34
Well, I'm lost.

you can always rely on the trusty old map!

TomT
18th May 2012, 21:36
you can always rely on the trusty old map!

http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv306/Blue218pics/FacePalmFail/JimCarreyLaugh.gif

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:39
Well, I'm lost.

Guy with a similar name to a current RMO creates this thread.

Mod thinks it's the RMO using a second account. With possibly the worst disguise for a second account ever... or perhaps the best? Lol :detective:

The RMO knows Adam (who the guy who creates this thread mentions) who has diddled the same person as Viper, well disguise that name as Losey.

Any help?

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:41
Guy with a similar name to a current RMO creates this thread.

Mod thinks it's the RMO using a second account. With possibly the worst disguise for a second account ever... or perhaps the best? Lol :detective:

The RMO knows Adam (who the guy who creates this thread mentions) who has diddled the same person as Viper, well disguise that name as Losey.

Any help?

Damn you're good ;)

Any ideas why the thread has been made now? That's all I want to know!

TomT
18th May 2012, 21:42
Guy with a similar name to a current RMO creates this thread.

Mod thinks it's the RMO using a second account. With possibly the worst disguise for a second account ever... or perhaps the best? Lol :detective:

The RMO knows Adam (who the guy who creates this thread mentions) who has diddled the same person as Viper, well disguise that name as Losey.

Any help?

Perfect, I gotcha now.

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:42
I'm guessing the thread in the SE section about the RMO lol.

Quick in there....

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:44
I'm guessing the thread in the SE section about the RMO lol.

Quick in there....

I didn't realise it was him who made that thread.

I reckon he's had too much sugar.

saxo-parts
18th May 2012, 21:45
so its all a bit of bitching over a bit of flange?? ffs if you're going to argue, make it worth while, like who nicked the last king size rizla

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:47
so its all a bit of bitching over a bit of flange?? ffs if you're going to argue, make it worth while, like who nicked the last king size rizla

No, the flange is like the icing on the cake.

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:47
so its all a bit of bitching over a bit of flange?? ffs if you're going to argue, make it worth while, like who nicked the last king size rizla

Seems to bitching about me on a topic I didn't know was still thought about. lol

TomT
18th May 2012, 21:47
No, the flange is like the icing on the cake.

Sounds like my kinda cake..

rey
18th May 2012, 21:48
The RMO knows Adam (who the guy who creates this thread mentions) who has diddled the same person as Viper, well disguise that name as Losey.

Any help?

I think I love you :homme:

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:51
Seems to bitching about me on a topic I didn't know was still thought about. lol

No, the bitching (the cake) is in response to the RMO thread I'm guessing, and the flangeta (icing) just got added and hasn't set yet, so no fingering.

Sounds like my kinda cake..

Amen.

I think I love you :homme:

Shucks, you're gona make me splooge x

D--R--E--W
18th May 2012, 21:52
So lacey made this thread because Tom has an inadequate cock to please her?

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:53
So lacey made this thread because Tom has an inadequate cock to please her?

BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Ah Drew, I've missed you.

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:53
No, the bitching (the cake) is in response to the RMO thread I'm guessing, and the flangeta (icing) just got added and hasn't set yet, so no fingering.

Ahh right, I made a lulz in a thread and he decided to be a child and resurrect a problem from yesteryear. Seems like a logical thing to do.

Let me know when I can get my fingers sticky.

saxo-parts
18th May 2012, 21:53
it's all bollocks to me

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:54
So lacey made this thread because Tom has an inadequate cock to please her?

I didn't even know where I was supposed to put the damn thing!!

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:55
I didn't even know where I was supposed to put the damn thing!!

Were all the holes the same size? :panic:

Prickle
18th May 2012, 21:55
Were all the holes the same size? :panic:

Good shout

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:56
Were all the holes the same size? :panic:

I was crying that much I couldn't see any holes!

Tony
18th May 2012, 21:58
I was crying that much I couldn't see any holes!

Carry on...

*fap fap fap*

Viper
18th May 2012, 21:59
I used the tears as lube and just started thrusting around until I felt a change in friction levels.

To this day I still don't know what I penetrated.

Tony
18th May 2012, 22:01
Neither does Adam.

bullit
18th May 2012, 22:01
I used the tears as lube and just started thrusting around until I felt a change in friction levels.

To this day I still don't know what I penetrated.

Is that when the dog was on the bed?

rey
18th May 2012, 22:02
Carry on...

*fap fap fap*

+1

This is some kinky shit.

Viper
18th May 2012, 22:03
Is that when the dog was on the bed?

Quite possibly!

There was a lot of heavy panting, although that might have just been because I'm fat.

seanvt5
18th May 2012, 22:03
Lol you sick returd

Viper
18th May 2012, 22:04
Lol you sick returd

*retard.

I'm still waiting for a reason why you started this thread so long after Captain Spastic last said anything to me.

Ryan
18th May 2012, 22:05
See SE section thomas.. That's if it is one of yids mates and not another retard who got banned ;)

Viper
18th May 2012, 22:06
See SE section thomas.. That's if it is one of yids mates and not another retard who got banned ;)

They were all retards.

Tony
18th May 2012, 22:07
Lol you sick returd

Ha ha ha.

Tony
18th May 2012, 22:08
They were all retards.

Hey!

It's special, OK.

Baz
19th May 2012, 12:33
I'm so lost in this, whats young Thomas actually done and who is this chap who made this new account to make this thread?

Viper
19th May 2012, 13:03
I'm so lost in this, whats young Thomas actually done and who is this chap who made this new account to make this thread?

LOL Basil. For once I haven't actually done anything :A:

It seems to be related to some soft pillock who threatened to knock me out at Trax a couple of years ago but avoided me the whole night at the hotel. lol

Baz
19th May 2012, 13:10
LOL Basil. For once I haven't actually done anything :A:

It seems to be related to some soft pillock who threatened to knock me out at Trax a couple of years ago but avoided me the whole night at the hotel. lol

lmao, i'm not followin to well with things that have happened during my absense lol. Thats a shame really aint it, I hope you wore a big badge saying 'I'm Viper' so he knew who you where lol :boxing:

Viper
19th May 2012, 13:18
Pfft, I don't need name badges. I'm famous! :cool:

stealthVTS
19th May 2012, 13:46
Back on topic people, I like Viper, he makes me chuckle as do many other on this forum who are branded many things.

As for irl, I don't know but from what people are saying he seems like a nice guy! If not a little pervy/weird! lol

Viper
19th May 2012, 13:51
Can't argue with that description! :D

rich112
19th May 2012, 13:52
This clearly isn't sean

Jazz
19th May 2012, 15:05
Viper is a smart-arsed, self-righteous and narcissistic cnut who loves nothing more than to hear himself speak.

But once you get to know him, he's actually almost likeable. :y:

love you tiff

Viper
19th May 2012, 15:15
I love you too Clarkson! :sweetheart:

Oli-VTR
19th May 2012, 15:28
so are we gonna get pics of the a fore mentioned flange or not?

MJ05LLY
19th May 2012, 15:29
I like Viper because I got to correct his spelling once.

Saxologist
19th May 2012, 15:37
Some guy who works on as an electrician on a site, looks like pictures of viper i've seen. I wanted to ask him, but it'd be a awkward moment afterwards

Viper
19th May 2012, 15:39
We're they the photos when I had my cock out?

Saxologist
19th May 2012, 15:43
The ones of you involved in a money shot? Yes

Chr15
19th May 2012, 15:55
LOL Basil. For once I haven't actually done anything :A:

It seems to be related to some soft pillock who threatened to knock me out at Trax a couple of years ago but avoided me the whole night at the hotel. lol

hahaha

i actually tried to get you to talk to him but you thought i was gonna push you in the pond lol. you avoided him too so bad as each other.

and i very much doubt its the same sean as the one we all know anyway.

RyanSaxo
19th May 2012, 15:57
We're they the photos when I had my cock out?

*Were

joined the bandwagon

Viper
19th May 2012, 16:01
hahaha

i actually tried to get you to talk to him but you thought i was gonna push you in the pond lol. you avoided him too so bad as each other.

and i very much doubt its the same sean as the one we all know anyway.

Why would I have approached someone I thought was a cock? I was just waiting for him to come over and action the threat. Lol

And yes, the whole night I thought you were going to throw me in the water!!
*Were

joined the bandwagon

iPhone thinks it knows better than me :(

craig180
19th May 2012, 16:17
No. It's not him.

I thought Mods were clever and looked at IP addresses and shiz?

If it actually bothers us, or is causing a genuine problem we do.

Somebody threatening to twat Tommeh isn't what I consider a significant issue

MiniGibbo
19th May 2012, 16:26
The Saxp hotel better be epic at FCS next month other wise I want my
Money back and I'll sleep in the car ..!!

slammed_saxo_vts
19th May 2012, 16:33
Without is spelling and grammar corrections we would all look stupid.

But hes still a knob ... alongside many

Brettles1986
19th May 2012, 16:47
Without is spelling and grammar corrections we would all look stupid.

But hes still a knob ... alongside many

*his

Didn't take long ;)

Tony
19th May 2012, 17:02
I'm so lost in this, whats young Thomas actually done and who is this chap who made this new account to make this thread?

There's an explanation on page 4 or 5 lol.

LOL Basil. For once I haven't actually done anything :A:

It seems to be related to some soft pillock who threatened to knock me out at Trax a couple of years ago but avoided me the whole night at the hotel. lol

No, that was added to it :wacko:

If it actually bothers us, or is causing a genuine problem we do.

Somebody threatening to twat Tommeh isn't what I consider a significant issue

You miss my point. I didn't say to check because of someone threatening to twat someone, I said it because you were implying it was an RMO and also that they could be banned.

seanvt5
20th May 2012, 10:25
Lol got to love this thread.

So I feel in my waters that the feeling on wwww.saxperience.com is that Viper is a big cunt?

GolfJay
20th May 2012, 10:34
Can't be bothered to read 7 pages.

What's been decided? Is Viper the biggest knob in here?

harrytool
20th May 2012, 10:49
Can't be bothered to read 7 pages.

What's been decided? Is Viper the biggest knob in here?
Only I'd you cunt spell properly

MuZiZZle
20th May 2012, 17:19
Only I'd you cunt spell properly

Fail!!!