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Lukus-vtr
24th May 2012, 00:11
Hey Guys,

I noticed a thread dedicated to general pet hates, but I was curious to know what grinds your gears when you're on the road.

I'll start things off.


-People who constantly brake really piss me off. If people planned for the road ahead there would be much less use of the brake if at all required!! The constant flashing of the brake light almost sends me into epilepsy.

-People who brake and then indicate. GGAARRR. Oh my god how infuriating. Please signal before commencing any form of manouvre, it's the first thing they teach you on your driving lesson!!!

-People who are up your buttocks and INSIST on over taking you, and then they brake when they pass you forcing you to slow down. Cunts.

-Riding the clutch at traffic lights. When you can just see the car creeping along the stop line, just either wack it in neutral or fully depress the clutch. Desn't really annoy me but is just unnecessary


Maybe i'm just a picky bastard lol.:homme: These are just somethings I noticed during my travels that could be so easily corrected, a couple of things I mentioned have potential to be dangerous.

Anyone else care to add to the list?

CraigLovelock
24th May 2012, 00:14
- My indicators being broken.
- People pulling into right hand side of land so i cant pass when im on my bike...

GolfJay
24th May 2012, 00:29
Impatient bastards who are in to much of a hurry. Especially annoying when I'm trying to avoid pot holes and I can see people behind me getting annoyed.

VT_Kris
24th May 2012, 05:35
People sat in the fast lane of a motor way when theres no need as theres no cars in the other lanes and they don't realise your there so go to undertake and they then decide the pull over to the slow lanes !!

Lukus-vtr
24th May 2012, 08:36
People sat in the fast lane of a motor way when theres no need as theres no cars in the other lanes and they don't realise your there so go to undertake and they then decide the pull over to the slow lanes !!

This. Oh my God this. It's almost as if other drivers can't bare you passing them.

MuZiZZle
24th May 2012, 09:16
People sat in the fast lane of a motor way when theres no need as theres no cars in the other lanes and they don't realise your there so go to undertake and they then decide the pull over to the slow lanes !!

There isn't a "fast" lane you bender, it's a BMW lane!

Randyransford91
24th May 2012, 09:23
There isn't a "fast" lane you bender, it's a BMW lane!

+1 & Audis too.....

Mochachino
24th May 2012, 09:29
When you are in the outside lane of a duel carriadgway clearly going faster than the odd one or two cars in the inside lane. One overtakes the other in the fast lane when im clearly approaching them, and then rather than pulling straight over, i slow down and only once ive matched their speed they pull over. Ruining my mpg :@

MiniGibbo
24th May 2012, 09:38
People who do less than the speed limit on single lanes ie the 40'ers in a 60.

People who brakes around bends

People to who slow down then stop coming up to an empty roundabout

People who slow down on single lanes when a car is coming towards them

People who won't overtake pushbikes

People who sit in the middle lane on motorways

People who pull out on motorways going slow then sit there for ten miles

People who brake test

Bellends.

YourDreamGirl
24th May 2012, 09:41
People who do less than the speed limit on single lanes ie the 40'ers in a 60.

People who brakes around bends

People to who slow down then stop coming up to an empty roundabout

People who slow down on single lanes when a car is coming towards them

People who won't overtake pushbikes

People who sit in the middle lane on motorways

People who pull out on motorways going slow then sit there for ten miles

People who brake test

Bellends.

Basically +1 to this.. Sat behind someone going 30mph in a national for about 10 miles. rageface.

Mochachino
24th May 2012, 09:59
people who think its ok to pull out in front of you cutting you up and drive slow because they are turning off 100 yards down the road

Jamie5709
24th May 2012, 10:00
I hate tractors or construction trucks, they're slow noisy and my bonnet is nearly always covered in some sort of shit. Especially hate them on national speed limit

MuZiZZle
24th May 2012, 10:20
I hate tractors or construction trucks, they're slow noisy and my bonnet is nearly always covered in some sort of shit. Especially hate them on national speed limit

one day you'll have the power to overtake them dude, one day!

Mochachino
24th May 2012, 10:21
one day you'll have the power to overtake them dude, one day!

hahahahaha

Ali123
24th May 2012, 10:22
people who dont say thanks when you stop to let them pull out
also on a thin country road yesterday met a range rover driven by an old man, neither of us could get past as it wasnt wide enough so i reversed my car about 20m and into a bush to let him through, didnt even look at me or say thanks

the fucking bellened

Mochachino
24th May 2012, 10:28
People who drive Rover's.

People who think theyre inside a Jag when theyre driving their Rover 75 with their smug face and cheap Asda clothes which they tried to style like theyre posh. Stuck up cunts. Makes me angry thinking about it now.

MuZiZZle
24th May 2012, 10:31
People who drive Rover's.

People who think theyre inside a Jag when theyre driving their Rover 75 with their smug face and cheap Asda clothes which they tried to style like theyre posh. Stuck up cunts. Makes me angry thinking about it now.

This reminds me of a 300C I saw the other day, with Bentley badges on it

I lolled and made the ":homme:" gesture at him, he wasn't amused

TomT
24th May 2012, 10:34
people who think its ok to pull out in front of you cutting you up and drive slow because they are turning off 100 yards down the road

Was about to say this, drives me so mad.

Mochachino
24th May 2012, 10:36
oh and people who emergency brake for 30mph limits, had one of these in front of me the other day and i went right up behind him, then turned onto my road and turns out he lives accross the road lol. Prick.

Tommo87
24th May 2012, 10:42
People who put badges on their cars to make people think its something it's not, mainly BMW owners with M/// or ///M badges.

Chez99
24th May 2012, 10:47
people who dont say thanks when you stop to let them pull out

This fucking winds me up somthing crazy! anoyys the fuck out of me.

Also when your at a junction and the traffic is going at like 2mph and no one offers to let you out so you have to sit for hours waiting for it tp pass so you can get out!

I often let people out cause im curtious but fucking no-one else seems too. grrr

Bedford126
24th May 2012, 10:47
Bell ends who think its ok to talk on the phone and text on the motorway.

jimmyboy
24th May 2012, 10:58
fit birds who when you give em a beep and a whistle out the window they ignore you when they're clearly loving it. inconsiderate bitches!

Ali123
24th May 2012, 11:11
This fucking winds me up somthing crazy! anoyys the fuck out of me.

Also when your at a junction and the traffic is going at like 2mph and no one offers to let you out so you have to sit for hours waiting for it tp pass so you can get out!

I often let people out cause im curtious but fucking no-one else seems too. grrr

yep and that too!
end of my street is a junction to the main road, with rush hour people will be driving no more than 10mph yet not a single person lets you out! inconsiderate bastards

o_O
24th May 2012, 13:16
On narrow country back lanes when you have some oldies in an Agila wobbling over the roads pointing at scenery, constantly changing speeds between 5-40mph and then as you enter a 30 continuing to do 40 mph...

I once was behind a guy at about 8:30am on a nice sunny morning going along the coast roads, he was hanging his camera out the window with 1 arm trying to take photos of the sun rising...

Prickle
24th May 2012, 13:20
Already covered my "pet hates" in a few other "pet hate threads" tbh..

qrty
24th May 2012, 14:05
Everyone else on the road! :homme:

MiniGibbo
24th May 2012, 16:34
Everyone else on the road! :homme:

Sounds about right coming from a cock sorry "audi" driver.

Heftydanielson
24th May 2012, 16:58
fit birds who when you give em a beep and a whistle out the window they ignore you when they're clearly loving it. inconsiderate bitches!

The bitches love it really!!



Mainly hate it when you let someone out and they don't say think you, or they drive really slowly once you let them out. :/

saxo_singh
24th May 2012, 16:59
I have no problems on the road. When people notice you in their rear view they shift over to let me thru, good thing about having an Audi :cool:

e8_pqck
24th May 2012, 17:10
When I stop off to bang our Lass in a layby there's always someone watching.

benkelsall
24th May 2012, 19:09
people doing 40 on a 60 road then it changes to 30 and they carry on doing 40!
and when people change lanes without even looking and just cut people up, then few minutes later they change back to the lane they was in to start with lol

chris-hall-yo
24th May 2012, 19:17
People who dont say thank you... but most of all.......
CHAVS.
other than that who gives a shit

lwigmore
24th May 2012, 19:19
I have no problems on the road. When people notice you in their rear view they shift over to let me thru, good thing about having an Audi :cool:

I wouldn't, i usually slow right down if i have a audi,bmw, jaguar etc driver thinking he/she is the dogs bollocks in there car behind me ;)

slammed_saxo_vts
24th May 2012, 21:14
+1 too this, but most of all

People that stop unnecessarily like at a round'a'bout or at a open/wide junction that they can clearly see and its free to go but they sit there for a few seconds.... i wanna hurt them ><

iVTR
24th May 2012, 21:18
Mainly just hate people that don't know what the fuck they are doing. Mainly old people and women tbh ;)

Like in a NSL road that you can CLEARLY do 60/70 on they go 30 / 40 Mph, then the speed changes to a 30 and they just carry on going 40... That pisses me right off.

Also stupid people on motorways that sit in the outside lanes going 50 / 60 when they shoudl not be there. I see it everyday and try to make them aware what the fuck they are doing, GRR!

qrty
24th May 2012, 23:50
Sounds about right coming from a cock sorry "audi" driver.

Tuck your mullet in and stop hating! :homme:

Mochachino
24th May 2012, 23:53
o o o o I got another one.

On M roads or Duel Carriadgeways at night, drivers on the opposite side driving with their full beam on? WHY. Its a fucking straight long road, and they seem to think us on the other side have short tunnel vision or something?

Or drivers on motorways that are doing around 80mph and you slowly go past them to find out they have headlights on and dont recognise any hints off you that their headlights are on, so you end up being blinded for a while unless you speed off.

Yamaha318
24th May 2012, 23:58
fit birds who when you give em a beep and a whistle out the window they ignore you when they're clearly loving it. inconsiderate bitches!

Theyre just playing hard to get lad; keep trying :wink:

Saxotim
25th May 2012, 02:08
People who cannot be in the correct lane for a roudabout

People who cut into your lane on a roundabout with no prior warning when its clearly marked which way to turn your fucking car you murderous Merc driving WANKER, then have a go at me trying to say it was your lane all alone. I THINK NOT PAL. /rant.

People that drive at 40 everywhere.

Cyclists.

Children.

Ancient people driving at 33.62mph on a motorway.

People that dont thank you.

Chavs in Corsa B's thinking they can win the traffic light drag race 'cuz itz unly a clio init'

I get mad road rage sometimes.