Add's and listings that scream BUY ME!!!!!

[Bedford126]

just been looking on Ebay and some of the descriptions just put you off.

Prime example of people I try to avoid...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-106-rally-saxo-vtr-stainless-steel-exhaust-manifold-/120919126614?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item1c27577256#ht_500wt_1202

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[GolfJay]

Surely he doesn't think that'll sell with the description?!

[DanTvts]

"it made sum nosie on the car and it need sum diffens on the car to power wos crazy the revs" ...What does that even mean?!

[Mochachino]

Who in the right mind would not buy that when he clearly states "it wos my friend that sold me it and told me it made sum nosie on the car"

I would! Always wanted sum nosie.

[Cam]

got a bend in it but i got told need no diffens to the power

Sounds like his brain has to...

[Bedford126]

Worry's me to know people like this actually drive!!

[Jamie]

What a cunt! there I said it, that's what everyone was thinking!

[Daz_Kez]

That advert is ridiculous!
Sounds like an proper inbred.. People who talk like that rage me! :-@

[Bedford126]

That advert is ridiculous!
Sounds like an proper inbred.. People who talk like that rage me! :-@

I know how dare he not spell rally the correct way "Rallye" makes me rage too:wall:

[Mochachino]

I know how dare he not spell rally the correct way "Rallye" makes me rage too:wall:

Funny that his Rallye would have decals on it saying 'Rallye' on right? So quite hard for him to spell it wrong when its written out of him. Maybe he thought they made a typo though?

[Bedford126]

Funny that his Rallye would have decals on it saying 'Rallye' on right? So quite hard for him to spell it wrong when its written out of him. Maybe he thought they made a typo though?

Ahh you could be onto one with that maybe its the French spelling of rally?

[Daz_Kez]

Yeah.. Peugeot spelt it wrong yo!

[motocrossjord]

Sound's pretty tempting, might make him an offer.

[Saxotim]

Offered him a tenner.

[danny-vts]

wtf is diffens?? lol

[Jizanthapus]

Im sure he means to say 'difference' when he puts 'diffens' lol what a tard!

[slammed_saxo_vts]

Worry's me to know people like this actually drive!!

+1 to this, how did they get passed the theory test!?

LOL! Thanks this has just made my morning!

[marcusd]

heat wrapped a bit, looks like exhaust repair bandage to me could be wrong tho

[NismoSteve]

Its cos he's from Glasgow. My Mrs has a friend who's a Scott and they all write like they talk. Its makes them look stupid, shit maybe they are? (just those two lol) not all Scott's are thick!

[dforder]

What a fucking jeb end

[devilsadvocate]

Piss poor spelling puts me off straight away but there are plenty of plebs who don't care so he will probably still sell it.

I have had a fair few bargains on Ebay due to bad spelling, grammar and awful advertising :)

[Daz_Kez]

Piss poor spelling puts me off straight away but there are plenty of plebs who don't care so he will probably still sell it.

I have had a fair few bargains on Ebay due to bad spelling, grammar and awful advertising :)

I never get bargains! :-(
Although I'm picky and steer clear of most people like seller of said item, maybe that's my problem! :-P

[Jonny52002]

That has to be the worse ebay adds every, can someone tell him how to spell was, I thought my spelling was bad but that takes the piss.

[Carlvtr88]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270945408412&ssPageName=ADME:X:AAQ:GB:1123#ht_500wt_1156 I made her an offer LOL !

[Bedford126]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270945408412&ssPageName=ADME:X:AAQ:GB:1123#ht_500wt_1156 I made her an offer LOL !

Reposted so many times is it even funny any more?

[iVTR]

Mong :y: Fuck know how he did a theory!

[iVTR]

*knows ;)

[Carlvtr88]

Reposted so many times is it even funny any more?

Yes i think its funny. Scorned woman is something not to mess with haha !

Plus it has updates....

[Gabbastard]

I love the way people are bandwagoning this thread and slate ads like it, yet when Viper corrects someones spelling on here its "o rly y u mad bro, u corect peopl on poor spelling, u fucken grammer hitler"

[Mochachino]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270945408412&ssPageName=ADME:X:AAQ:GB:1123#ht_500wt_1156 I made her an offer LOL !

These ebay listings REALLY piss me off. They are deliberately trying as hard as they can with their predictably shit penguin wrapper jokes to get a laugh.

Then you get people ask questions, "would you accept a mars bar" oh yeh, funny mate, never heard that ever said before.

Fuck. Off.

[accerhubbard]

Who's been pissing on his rear lights!?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/106-rear-mr-smoked-lights-/120920189974?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item1c2767ac16

[shokkz]

Hahahahahahahhahahaha "wos crazy revs"