View Full Version : Ever got drunk,fell asleep and something happened to you?
whitevanmen
27th May 2012, 21:32
This happened to a mate of mine last night,he is in a rock band that do Metallica covers etc and is friends with guys in other bands but some of them tend to get pissed up and do stuff! Lol ! This pic is quite tame but the next one is one with one of the lads pretending to put a dick in his mouth :fcuk: I laughed bigtime when i seen it on Facebook !http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt126/whitevanmen/98d3b4ef.jpg dont think i can post the other pic on here tho lol! Has this sort of thing happened to you?:drink:
Ali123
27th May 2012, 21:35
ermm the first time i ever properly got smashed ages ago i passed out then woke up with my hand down my best mates cousins knickers and my face planted in her tits infront of her parents and all my mates
was so embarrassing!
whitevanmen
27th May 2012, 21:44
ermm the first time i ever properly got smashed ages ago i passed out then woke up with my hand down my best mates cousins knickers and my face planted in her tits infront of her parents and all my mates
was so embarrassing!
Don't sound too bad!
potatopete
27th May 2012, 21:46
A friend of a friend got massively drunk, fell asleep for a couple of hours.
When he woke up, we'd written "TWAT" across his forehead in permanent marker....
It was still visible 3 days later, despite him scrubbing his forehead really hard with soap and water for 3 days!
Ali123
27th May 2012, 21:47
Don't sound too bad!
oh it was! her parents were not impressed in the slightest! ended up having to walk 3 miles home :(
whitevanmen
27th May 2012, 22:02
A friend of a friend got massively drunk, fell asleep for a couple of hours.
When he woke up, we'd written "TWAT" across his forehead in permanent marker....
It was still visible 3 days later, despite him scrubbing his forehead really hard with soap and water for 3 days!
He has scrubbed for ages and posted a pic on Fb but i can still see blue lol!
Prickle
27th May 2012, 22:03
ermm the first time i ever properly got smashed ages ago i passed out then woke up with my hand down my best mates cousins knickers and my face planted in her tits infront of her parents and all my mates
was so embarrassing!
Did you touch the lips?
Wondering..
Ali123
27th May 2012, 22:05
Did you touch the lips?
Wondering..
fuck knows haha!
just remember waking up with everyone looking at me, i looked at my arm and saw that was down her knickers and looked at her tits which had loads of my dribble on them hahah!
No.
But I think its funny to slam the brakes on and shout when I'm driving and people are drunk and asleep! Because I'm childish ha! :y:
fuck knows haha!
just remember waking up with everyone looking at me, i looked at my arm and saw that was down her knickers and looked at her tits which had loads of my dribble on them hahah!
Was she fit? Pics?
Ali123
27th May 2012, 22:06
Was she fit? Pics?
mmmmmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmm!
cracking set of tits!
Prickle
27th May 2012, 22:06
fuck knows haha!
just remember waking up with everyone looking at me, i looked at my arm and saw that was down her knickers and looked at her tits which had loads of my dribble on them hahah!
Good stuff. You should of sniffed them really.
whitevanmen
27th May 2012, 22:08
mmmmmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmm!
cracking set of tits!
Pmsl !:y:
Ali123
27th May 2012, 22:08
Good stuff. You should of sniffed them really.
hah! true true! just trying to think of her name now but i just cant think of it!:wall:
CraigLovelock
27th May 2012, 22:12
On my 18th birthday...
Woken up in my bath naked...
By my mum...
whitevanmen
27th May 2012, 22:15
On my 18th birthday...
Woken up in my bath naked...
By my mum...
Hope u didn't have morning glory!:fcuk:
Ali123
27th May 2012, 22:17
Hope u didn't have morning glory!:fcuk:
brilliant! :clapping:
hah! true true! just trying to think of her name now but i just cant think of it!:wall:
Thought of her name yet and found pics?
jones91
28th May 2012, 17:27
A short while ago I fell asleep having a s**t on the toilet in my local nightclub, whilst completely smashed off my face... and then woke up to three bouncers dragging me out the club and quite a large crowd of people watching
Skitts123
28th May 2012, 17:34
When i went on a lads holiday last year. I got totally ruined one night and don't remember anything. I woke up the next morning looked in the mirror and was covered in blue board pen!
My mates used 3 board pens covering me in it.
knight-22
28th May 2012, 17:35
Thought of her name yet and found pics?
Once he remembers her, I think a custard test is needed...
MHepple
28th May 2012, 17:35
One of my mates was being a proper tit when he was pissed once and when he fell asleep we burnt all the hair off his legs and tried the bowl of warm water trick but that didn't work
whitevanmen
28th May 2012, 21:16
Many years ago one of my mates who used to get hammered too often had his long hair and eyebrows shaved off when he'd fell asleep lol! Happy days! He looked a right cock!
Yamaha318
28th May 2012, 23:06
Also had a eyebrow shaved off after my after prom party! Fooking looked like a bellend for weeks..
dondan
29th May 2012, 00:02
Whilst living with a bunch of bmxers in Newcastle one of the lads was royally smashed and got gaffa taped to the couch with his hands taped to his head.
The same guy got spray painted in pretty much the same position green, all his clothes/head/hair etc... When he stood up in the morning his outline was on our settee in green paint.
whitevanmen
29th May 2012, 02:05
Whilst living with a bunch of bmxers in Newcastle one of the lads was royally smashed and got gaffa taped to the couch with his hands taped to his head.
The same guy got spray painted in pretty much the same position green, all his clothes/head/hair etc... When he stood up in the morning his outline was on our settee in green paint.
:fcuk: That's s:homme:o funny!
Spuddy09
29th May 2012, 09:17
Eye browns shaved off :'(
maddison_vts
30th May 2012, 12:55
I can't take the credit for this as it wasn't me but a friend fell asleep trashed. Rather than shaving eyebrows etc and all other stuff that's been done to death a friend of mine decided to smear chilli on to a condom and some lube and then put a pencil in the condom. This followed by inserting the condom covered in chilli into the drunk lads arse and then obviously removing the pencil.
The guy would have woke up with a sore arse and would have had to have pulled a condom out of there too.
Funniest part was the guy never mentioned it to any of us so we can only assume to this day he still must beleive he got bummed lol
EwynSaxo
30th May 2012, 13:12
The johnny up the bum thing is awesome, sick but still awesome
gretsch-drummer
30th May 2012, 14:05
I can't take the credit for this as it wasn't me but a friend fell asleep trashed. Rather than shaving eyebrows etc and all other stuff that's been done to death a friend of mine decided to smear chilli on to a condom and some lube and then put a pencil in the condom. This followed by inserting the condom covered in chilli into the drunk lads arse and then obviously removing the pencil.
The guy would have woke up with a sore arse and would have had to have pulled a condom out of there too.
Funniest part was the guy never mentioned it to any of us so we can only assume to this day he still must beleive he got bummed lol
That....is the best prank I've ever read!!!!
jasonmayall
30th May 2012, 14:14
Few years ago, camping. One of the lads passed out in the middle of the day so we got ghost pepper sauce and put a drop in his mouth... at which moment he woke up screaming, knocked the bottle all over his face. His eyes, nose, ears and mouth were all red and blistery a couple of hours later.
I can honestly say i've never tried the stuff myself, and i never will either!
GC_Belfast
30th May 2012, 14:20
Few years ago, camping. One of the lads passed out in the middle of the day so we got ghost pepper sauce and put a drop in his mouth... at which moment he woke up screaming, knocked the bottle all over his face. His eyes, nose, ears and mouth were all red and blistery a couple of hours later.
I can honestly say i've never tried the stuff myself, and i never will either!
You dont want to. I use it sometimes in curries and chilli con carne. Any more than a cocktail sticks worth diluted with water will make you curl up in a ball and cry.
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1711/imag0145ru.jpg
You can see all the amount that has been used from the bottles and ive had them a good few years.
Bottle on the left is out of date! :homme:
Yamaha318
30th May 2012, 14:42
I can't take the credit for this as it wasn't me but a friend fell asleep trashed. Rather than shaving eyebrows etc and all other stuff that's been done to death a friend of mine decided to smear chilli on to a condom and some lube and then put a pencil in the condom. This followed by inserting the condom covered in chilli into the drunk lads arse and then obviously removing the pencil.
The guy would have woke up with a sore arse and would have had to have pulled a condom out of there too.
Funniest part was the guy never mentioned it to any of us so we can only assume to this day he still must beleive he got bummed lol
That is brilliant.. id feel abit queer inserting a pencil into a mates ass though.. :drink:
A couple months ago we had a engagement party at Liquid, a mate told me he was going to the toilet.. after he didn't come back for half hour i went for a look with a mate.. the toilet door was locked and the attendant told us he has been in there for ages vomiting on the floor.
So we booted the door in, which hit him in head waking him up. He had been puking and shiting everywhere at the same time :L We had to pull his trousers up and remove him from the club.. prick also puked on my new vans :zainy: Still to this day his nick name is; double wammy.
Putting something up someones arse is not a prank that's just gay.
smiith
30th May 2012, 14:51
We played naughts and crosses on a mates back when he was asleep once... with a tattoo gun :) God bless drunken slumber
stealthVTS
30th May 2012, 14:57
Putting something up someones arse is not a prank that's just gay.
That's because it's maddison! ;) :homme:
jasonmayall
30th May 2012, 15:03
We played naughts and crosses on a mates back when he was asleep once... with a tattoo gun :) God bless drunken slumber
LOL, Thats not a prank! I'd be fuming if someone did that to me
But it wasnt me, So its amusing.
smiith
30th May 2012, 15:07
LOL, Thats not a prank! I'd be fuming if someone did that to me
But it wasnt me, So its amusing.
Why, its all good fun, just a memory, and something to tell your future kids about "one day, daddy fell asleep, and his CUNTISH mates did this"
whitevanmen
2nd June 2012, 10:47
I can't take the credit for this as it wasn't me but a friend fell asleep trashed. Rather than shaving eyebrows etc and all other stuff that's been done to death a friend of mine decided to smear chilli on to a condom and some lube and then put a pencil in the condom. This followed by inserting the condom covered in chilli into the drunk lads arse and then obviously removing the pencil.
The guy would have woke up with a sore arse and would have had to have pulled a condom out of there too.
Funniest part was the guy never mentioned it to any of us so we can only assume to this day he still must beleive he got bummed lol
QMFG!:fcuk:
slideaway
3rd June 2012, 13:02
at a house party a few years back. fell asleep and woke up to find i was lying face down in a pile of coke :/
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