I Hate Tailgaters!!!!!!!!

[kendalvtr]

Anyone got any tips from being tailgated??? Mainly from the audi and disco idiots? Just cos I have a standard VTR they reckon I will bow and move outta way.:rage:

[Ry_B]

Brake test :) or if you're in a 30 zone slow down to 20ish, funny to see their faces lol

[dannyjay]

Put your foot on your break peddle ever so lightly, which will bring on your brake lights but won't apply the brakes, always gets rid of them. :)

[Mitchell]

just stop... in the middle of a road... right before a sharp bend... n do nothing. Eat a cake or summit.

[kendalvtr]

HAHAHA... some good ideas.... I even picked up a sticker from the motorshow, saying "I have good brakes... Do you have good insurance?"

I'm sure to annoy the lakes road users with them ideas...

cheers

[James]

lol some twat in an escort was tailgating the guy in front of me the other day when i was on the way home from brough. Went right up his arse in a 30 zone and hit him. I just sniggered at him when i drove past.

[VTR_BOY]

i seen a dick on a hairdryer with pizza hut stickers tailgating a taxi,was hilarious when the taxi braked and the hairdryer went right into the back of him,
just test your brakes work

[Geoff]

just stop... in the middle of a road... right before a sharp bend... n do nothing. Eat a cake or summit.
cheese cake

[VTaaRon]

carrott cake!

[Geoff]

does carrot cake reallly have carrots in it .

[Luke]

Use your brakes, i did it with a taxi driver the other day and he wasn't keen.

If they go in back of you, tough luck.

[stiffler69]

yes and cheese cake has cheese in it lol

[Barry123]

yeah I have this thing about practicing my emergency stop when buggers do this. It's god aweful when some tit in the 4x4 is in your rear view mirror in the dark i.e. the lights are beaming right in your face.

[kcsaxo]

have to agree with the "all anchors" brake test. shits people right up and they think twice befoer doing it again. or slow down as suggested as that pisses them off even more.

[ets2k9]

Just go as slow as possible and be difficult as you can.

[GrantW]

yeh that does my head in ads

[KarlVTR]

Brake test :) or if you're in a 30 zone slow down to 20ish, funny to see their faces lolWorks everytime,closer they get,slower you go,then stop and get out with a bat in your hand and say "what the f**k".its usually a prick in a corsa/punto/clio.or maybe a scooby,in which case its "bye bye".Yes i am avin a rant,feckin laminate floor i just layed has gone wrong(big time) and the sax is playing up.

[Mitchell]

i prefer the ole' plain sponge cake myself, with a squirt of custard.

[Simo]

Flick the hand brake on a couple of notches... slows you down a treat with no warning :P

[James]

Flick the hand brake on a couple of notches... slows you down a treat with no warning :P

If i were to do that i think my bodykit would fall of to be honest.

[Leo]

when i see someone tailgating i tailgate them and they normaly back off realising its not very nice

[mark_saxo]

slow down till a stop and get them as close to your back bumper as possible then put your hazards on.

[dannsax]

a friend of a friend managed to wire in a switch , that when turned on would put the break light on . lol

[mark_saxo]

a friend of a friend managed to wire in a switch , that when turned on would put the break light on . lol

waste of time. just tap the break pedal ever so slightly as the light comes on before the brakes are actually applied

[Hanuman]

i hate the oposite "people on the motorways who DONT move over" or go to stupidly slow for no reason, but yea when i get in a 30 n a taxi or sumit comes flyin from no where i jus slow down to piss em off

[sshaxx]

i usually slow down and go closer to the footpath (conditions permitting) as if to indicate that im letting them pass n then floor it when they try to, the look on there faces its sooooo funny.

[elite_dimension2002]

that really pisses me off when people do that!! my mate tryed to take over a taxi last night, the taxi was doin about 35 in a 50, when me mate got beside him the c**t speeded up stopping my mate from passen, it was a diesel octavia, and the amount of sut that came out of the car, just shown how much effort he ws putten into it, not only is it fuckin annoying, its proper dangerous!!!

[Geoff]

i prefer the ole' plain sponge cake myself, with a squirt of custard.
strawberrys and ice cream arent to bad

[sshaxx]

thats why i do it if the conditions are ok, i.e no kids, bike, coppers about. and i only do it to tailgaiters. its not as if i drive too slow but if they insist on almost touching bumpers when im doing the speed limit then they can gtf.

[hesslevtr]

tailgaters are wankers

my car seems to atract them 1 day il lose it and slam on and kick off

[lambinator]

sun roof... open it and throw ur maccy d's milk shake! its no littering then as its their rubbish now lol!

[Jimbo]

If i were to do that i think my bodykit would fall of to be honest.

:clap:

[hesslevtr]

sun roof... open it and throw ur maccy d's milk shake! its no littering then as its their rubbish now lol!

almost as bad as tailgating

[lambinator]

perhaps but they'll learn their lesson

[Saxoladlesta]

If you have a saxo expect to be tailgated,cut up,pulled over,labelled as a boy racer/chav & just remember people are more likely to pull out in front of you at junction if you drive one.
My brother has a 2ltr Focus & no one ever pulls out,tailgates,tries to race him or anything like that even though its faster then a standard saxo.

[DazzerVTR]

I've LED lights so when I get tailgated I switch my rear fogs on they are VERY bright they always back off.

[b0t13]

hehe, gotta love LEDS there the way forward :)
im going to wire a huge light into my parcel shelf which i can turn on and off as i please which will blast anything behind ;)

[Connor_scotland]

just plant your foot on the brake :-)

[Steve.]

yer the old trick of just puttin your boot down on the brake pedal, or jus twitch your steering right and left, nothing serious, just enough to shake your car slightly, seems to work :P

[Viper]

if its during the day.. turn on ur lights... because it looks like you are braking..

this one is very stupid..a s it will probs damage everything in ur car.. but if its in a 30.. go out of gear.. and touch it in reverse.. (i dont mean ram it in.. only push it a little bit..) then ur reverse lights will come on.. will scare them shitless :)

i just do the normal thing.. and slow down.. the closer they get.. the slower i go

[scook]

slam on the anchors , they will back of then,

[S9_DAN]

I just slow down loads, it is the best thing to do to be honest, Pisses them off more if you are in a really fast car !

[willsy]

I usually brake a bit and flick the hazards on for a second. Usually works. i want one of those things where u can type in a rude gesture and itll flash up in the window at them.

[gelo]

If i were to do that i think my bodykit would fall of to be honest.

did u put it on with bluetack m8?

[mike_obuk]

i usually give them the brake test, if that doesnt work i slow down to a good 10mph below the speed limit!

my mate thought he would be clever and tailgate me on the motorway in his new golf. i just put the windscreen washers on and watched his automatic wipers going crazy in my mirrors! lol

[Didz]

definatley slow right down to piss them off! play them at their own game!

[sshaxx]

spit out of your sunroof





thats disgusting dont do that lol