Kids playing football in the road

[iVTR]

And more importantly, near my fucking car.

These 'kids' are in year 7 and 8 at secondary school, my mum kind of used to know their mum.

Live kind of opposite us.

They use a fucking hard ball and boot it up and down the road?
They are old enough to go the fucking park for fuck sake!

I used to go all the time as a tiddler..

Live in a decent road too, seen it hit my sax once on the front fog light. Seen it hit a car opposite on the bonnet:wall:

Anyone else get this - and what can i do about it apart from perve from my bedroom window like an elderly individual.

Cxnts.

[Cam]

Run them over then....

[Mr_X]

Dont live in a council estate.

:y:

[Carl-h]

Speak to the parents. Tell them your not happy about it and any damage to your car will be charged to them.

Or just chase the fuckers. Would of shit me up at that age.

[iVTR]

Run them over then....

It's gone through my mates mind. :p

[iVTR]

Dont live in a council estate.

:y:


Lol I nearly put in my OP that I live in a half decent area but did'nt want to come across a gimp.

[Mr_X]

Lol I nearly put in my OP that I live in a half decent area but did'nt want to come across a gimp.

lol. if it is a half decent area a quiet word can work wonders.

[McGuire86]

Moan about it on the internet and do fuck all about it

Oh wait..

[blackie_2k5]

i think the best option here is..get dressed up in full camo gear..dont forget your green "rambo style" bandana...cam creme allover your face to blend into the surroundings

next find your "base camp" this can be any greenery or bushed area around your property...

NOW...you dont want to get spotted accessing the area or the whole game would be up..so when the kids go to bed..get your backpack (filled with food and supplies of course...who knows how long youll be under cover) and head for base camp

once there..stake the area out untill the kids come back out to play..once theyre in good sight..whip out your trusty BB gun and torture the living day lights out of them

commando style back into the house before any parents get wind

and deny EVERYTHING

or you could just ask their parents to move them on..putting a knife through the ball like a grumpy old woman can get you jailed these days..so i wouldnt reccomend that :y:

[Master_TJ]

Moan about it on the internet and do fuck all about it

Oh wait..

Hahaha pisser

[Master_TJ]

i think the best option here is..get dressed up in full camo gear..dont forget your green "rambo style" bandana...cam creme allover your face to blend into the surroundings

next find your "base camp" this can be any greenery or bushed area around your property...

NOW...you dont want to get spotted accessing the area or the whole game would be up..so when the kids go to bed..get your backpack (filled with food and supplies of course...who knows how long youll be under cover) and head for base camp

once there..stake the area out untill the kids come back out to play..once theyre in good sight..whip out your trusty BB gun and torture the living day lights out of them

commando style back into the house before any parents get wind

and deny EVERYTHING

or you could just ask their parents to move them on..putting a knife through the ball like a grumpy old woman can get you jailed these days..so i wouldnt reccomend that :y:

Like ur plan but use a Barrett 50cal instead, will make a right mess lol

[D1zzyman]

meh! too easy put up a life size cut out of garry glitter works like a scare crow :y:

[Master_TJ]

meh! too easy put up a life size cut out of garry glitter works like a scare crow :y:

Haha! That wud shit em up :)

[piranhamatt]

Seen kids kicking balls at cars before. I ran it over and it got caught and took it down the road. Got over 20 likes on Facebook as a status so it must have been cool

[K17NEY]

I sometimes get this when working in people streets. A polite "do you mind watching the van boys" usually works. F'ing and blinding at them will get you know where. If that doesn't work, Try talking to their parents. we were all kids once, Hell, My brother and i used to have our goal posts set up infront of my parents Escort Cossie, True story!

[iVTR]

Liking the gary glitter idea perhaps a little too much.


And lol! Were your parents insane! I wouldn't allow a football anywhere near!

[smiith]

Drown them.. With fire.

[dondan]

Just ask them to take care, let them know that although it's just a Saxo it's YOUR Saxo and you look after it.

[DAMSK11]

Kids in my road are always kicking footballs outside, they ride around on their bikes and push scooters to which scratches my paint :wall:

I just park in the garden now and let my parents car get the damage.

We go out alot a tell them to keep the ball up the other end of the road.

Might chase them with a stick next time they kick a ball at my car....

[dondan]

When I was a kid if the person asking me to move was a dick, I'd make sure my main focus from then on was pissing them off.

If they were reasonable I'd just move :).

[f13sta]

fucks me right off as we have a big green/ grassy area, just up the road infact no no up the road the fucking road goes round it in a horse shoe kinda path.

anyway i've had kids fall against my fezzy, wing mirror bent wrong way. and even a football booted at it a WEEK after i had it sprayed and i was in the bloody thing.
so i slamed on the brakes and ran after the little fucker, didn't do anything to him or own only did a few steps like, he shat himself.
he's a known twat around here but no one does anything about him. his mum's mental (literally) and dads a lazy git :/

[MiniGibbo]

Smash there sisters minge so hard it looks like a kebab dropped on the floor.

[L33h]

Some little cunt kept kickin his ball off my car on purpose until i went mental with him. He got his dad and i went mental with him too. there just little scruffs from a few streets down.

[DAMSK11]

Smash there sisters minge so hard it looks like a kebab dropped on the floor.

Such lovely words there...

[D1zzyman]

Liking the gary glitter idea perhaps a little too much.


And lol! Were your parents insane! I wouldn't allow a football anywhere near!

if you think glitter is too much you might as well walk out with your cock out

[danny-vts]

just run the little f***ers over lol

[matt_vtr_15a]

It's a saxo...

Let them use your car as the target for a game of 'spot'...

[iVTR]

It's a saxo...

Let them use your car as the target for a game of 'spot'...

Now now.. we don't all drive loose women mobiles.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Now now.. we don't all drive loose women mobiles.

If you means faster, newer and more reliable yes, it is a loose women mobile...:y:

[iVTR]

If you means faster, newer and more reliable yes, it is a loose women mobile...:y:

Haha.

I'm guessing you have owned a VTR previously due to your username. So I'll let you off.

;)

[LSOfreak]

i used to do this when i was a lad

its weird to think how i never used to think it was a problem and that the neighbours were all being so grumpy

Now i get terrified everytime the kids are playing in the road or even riding there bikes up and down the road close to the cars :fcuk:

[bmxbannanas]

tell them to go somewhere else , failing that get the ball and put a knife through it ;) failing that say you hit that car more time and il'e get my basket ball and use the windscreen of your dads car as the hoop .

[Miss-D]

When I was little me and my friends were rolling marbles down the street and one hit a mans number plate. He was so angry, he picked the marbles up and chucked them over a wall and then shouted at us. Went proper mental! (I don't blame him now though) lol

Scared the hell out of us and we never did it again!

[wassy78]

Jokes aside about running the kids over would you knock your kids over nope try and explain to the family's

[Spanky]

When I was little me and my friends were rolling marbles down the street and one hit a mans number plate. He was so angry, he picked the marbles up and chucked them over a wall and then shouted at us. Went proper mental! (I don't blame him now though) lol

Scared the hell out of us and we never did it again!

hit the number plate?!

how bloody big were the marbles lol! aint they the litle glass balls that you could fit in yr pocket?

[saladdodger]

How close is the park, is the park safe, will the mothers let the kids go to the park, if the park is OK and a better safer place for kids then i would asked the kids to play there or at least away from your/all cars.

BUT also make it clear to the parents why you have told them to GTF away from the car you work hard to pay for.

[bmxbannanas]

fucks me right off as we have a big green/ grassy area, just up the road infact no no up the road the fucking road goes round it in a horse shoe kinda path.

anyway i've had kids fall against my fezzy, wing mirror bent wrong way. and even a football booted at it a WEEK after i had it sprayed and i was in the bloody thing.
so i slamed on the brakes and ran after the little fucker, didn't do anything to him or own only did a few steps like, he shat himself.
he's a known twat around here but no one does anything about him. his mum's mental (literally) and dads a lazy git :/

i totally agree but what would you have done if he would have stood there and laughed when you jumped out? how awkward lmao ;) and there's a green at the top of my road and my dad had same problem with his GTE little shits after we resprayed it and made it immaculate that's when the dents became visible. :wall:

[mlawlan69]

It's a saxo...

Let them use your car as the target for a game of 'spot'...

its a clio...

let them kick balls at your car.

end of the day property is property and if you care about it no matter its value then it matters.

[Forbes_VTR]

a friend of mine had the same problem, he took the ball when it was on his drive an choped it in half. it only took 2 balls before they stoped

[Manu]

Print this, put in car




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[JamesR]

Shoot at them with a high powered air rifle :y:

I joke, not much you can do apart from park elsewhere, do you have good walls by your house that they use as a goal or something?

[Prickle]

Go outside and put their ball down and say carry on and il hump your ma.

[Jonny52002]

Moan about it on the internet and do fuck all about it

Oh wait..

LoL

Just kids playing football on the street you grumpy git just shout at them. Use to do it all time when we was little, mind you did it at the dead end of the street where there was no cars and a massive corn field behind so couldn't really damage much. Spent half the time fetchin the ball from corn field tho which was a pain in the ass.

[Brettles1986]

I find it mad how as you grow older and wiser your opinion on these things change. There's a park by my parents house that I spent my childhood in doing somewhat foolish things and something as little as smashing a bottle seemed like a thrill although I didn't do it myself but did support the person who did.

Took my daughter there a few weeks ago and there was glass everywhere and it made me fucking mad to think my daughter could well have hurt herself on that.

Asking kids politely can sometimes work but judging by the age you say these kids are then you are likely to get puberty driven sarcasm or ranting.

As said though, have a word with the parents and failing that your fucked.

[MuZiZZle]

remove your top, put on some tiny denim shorts, oil yourself up,go wash the car while they're outside, they'll sharp fuck off, it works for me!

[Miss-D]

hit the number plate?!

how bloody big were the marbles lol! aint they the litle glass balls that you could fit in yr pocket?

Yeah they are lol it didn't do any damage, but you could bounce them, must have hit a stone and aimed for his car. :homme: